Coffee-growing countries becoming too hot to cultivate beans, analysis finds | Five countries responsible for 75% of world’s coffee supply record average of 57 extra days of coffee-harming heat a year (www.theguardian.com)
from silence7@slrpnk.net to world@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 13:42
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml on 18 Feb 14:03 next collapse

If coffee goes, I’m done with this shithole existence.

homes@piefed.world on 18 Feb 14:26 next collapse

Seriously. I had better die before this happens.

fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 18:39 collapse

Good luck with that! Hopefully cancer. Cancer isn’t so bad, right?

homes@piefed.world on 18 Feb 18:47 collapse

Depends on the cancer

But, mostly, yes

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca on 18 Feb 15:09 next collapse

It just means instead of Arabica type beans, we will have to choke down robusta, the basis of cheap industrial coffee.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 18 Feb 15:47 next collapse

Aparently you didn’t see the chart showing Vietnam’s robusta threat in this.

SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org on 18 Feb 18:48 next collapse

Man, I’ll honestly just stick to tea if it comes to that. The only good robusta drink I’ve ever had was some south Indian filter coffee (also kalled filter kaapi). It’s traditionally a mix of robusta and chicory, but you can make it with Arabica if you want. The flavor profile is kinda similar to that of a Mokapot brew.

But other than that, I vastly prefer a cup of first flush Darjeeling tea.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 19:30 collapse
GraniteM@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 17:56 next collapse

Hey, there’s still that mushroom-based coffee substitute!

I’m sorry for making light of a serious situation. I would also rather die than drink that cursed substance.

WanderingThoughts@europe.pub on 18 Feb 18:28 next collapse

They’ll figure out vertical farming for coffee quickly enough. It probably means coffee will become more expensive. Things becoming a lot more expensive is basically what adapting to climate change means.

fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 18:38 next collapse

No one gonna miss you. Bye Felicia.

KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Feb 18:49 next collapse

Such a weird response.

fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 19:35 collapse

Yea? Is it so much better than if coffee leaves I’m going to leave this shit hole existence? Worse?

Please educate us all in your quantifications and qualifications.

KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Feb 19:45 collapse

Equally weird response.

Anyway, may I suggest going outside a bit?

Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 19:45 collapse

So many downvotes on a 5/7 shitpost comment, smh.

Janx@piefed.social on 18 Feb 20:39 collapse

We don’t get coffee, and Nazis are back!? Fuck this world…

sepiroth154@feddit.nl on 18 Feb 14:05 next collapse

Wouldn’t it just move more north or am I thinking too simplistic?

silence7@slrpnk.net on 18 Feb 14:11 next collapse

It’s a bit too simplistic; coffee doesn’t tolerate the overnight lows that you get outside the tropics and only grows between 25°N to 30°S. You could in theory grow it indoors with artificial lighting like marijuana, but that’s really expensive.

oce@jlai.lu on 18 Feb 14:33 collapse

I bet a time will come when it will be worth it, like heated greenhouse tomatoes.

random_character_a@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 15:22 collapse

I have one coffee tree in my living room. If I take it outside in the summer I might harverst enough for two large cups in a single year.

Roasting beans on a kitchen oven sucks and basicly any brand in stores tastes better (probably because of my shitty roasting).

mushroommunk@lemmy.today on 18 Feb 14:24 next collapse

On top of the temperature thing silence mentioned, moving coffee north would push other crops further north and cause a chain of issues

frongt@lemmy.zip on 18 Feb 16:23 collapse

It takes years and years to establish a reliable farm. Climate change is happening faster and more unpredictably.

Also, it’s not just temperature/latitude that plants rely on, it’s soil, elevation, humidity, and sunlight. Those are really hard to change.

Eternal192@anarchist.nexus on 18 Feb 14:38 next collapse

Jfc everything is becoming a luxury…

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Feb 16:13 next collapse

Of course, to the oligarchs this is the end game. I equate them to the top tier raiding gears in WoW back in the day. They didn’t want people getting purples so easily because it was prestige only they had it. They argued and bickered vehemently to prevent the average prole from being able to get it. Some people need to feel superior to others because they’re often bankrupt of personality.

tehn00bi@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 18:46 collapse

I feel like the scene in v for vendetta when she eats toast with real butter and was shocked. That’s basically our future.

Phillip k dick envisioned a world were everything was fake and only the very wealthy could afford real.

anon_8675309@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 15:30 next collapse

Fuck

morto@piefed.social on 18 Feb 16:21 next collapse

The average person will only realize that something is really changing when they have to drastically change their consumption habits, and it will be too late to something about it

fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 18:38 collapse

Why?

village604@adultswim.fan on 18 Feb 22:10 collapse

Because human inertia is a force to be reckoned with.

spacebread98@lemmy.zip on 18 Feb 17:13 next collapse

Time to switch back to cocaine beverages such as original Coca-Cola

rushmonke@ttrpg.network on 18 Feb 18:01 next collapse

Wouldn’t this also mean that parts of the world that were previously too cold to grow the beans are now appropriate?

silence7@slrpnk.net on 18 Feb 18:20 next collapse

The problem is that those areas are in the subtropical dry zone, where water constraints mean we won’t see sustainable large-scale agriculture.

fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 18:37 collapse

Let them drink tea.

tehn00bi@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 18:42 collapse

Very possibly the only alternative.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 19:29 collapse

nope we need to get ice from neptune to fix this now it’s gone too far

choui4@lemmy.zip on 18 Feb 18:04 next collapse

Prop hip hop did a really good expose on this on the podcast “it could happen here”

_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works on 18 Feb 18:40 next collapse

These bastards are going to take coffee from us.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 19:29 collapse

WE NEED NEPTUNIAN ICE STAT

pHr34kY@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 20:59 collapse

Solving the problem once and for all.

village604@adultswim.fan on 18 Feb 22:10 collapse

But, wouldn’t…