Ballet star Vladimir Shklyarov who criticised Putin’s Ukraine invasion dies in fall from building in St Petersburg (www.lbc.co.uk)
from ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to world@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 11:39
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 11:48 next collapse

Stay on the ground floor, Russians.

jaschen@lemm.ee on 18 Nov 13:52 next collapse

Heart attacks happens on every floor.

ATDA@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 13:59 collapse

So do poisonings, and shootings but we’re just mitigating circumstances here lol.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Nov 14:43 collapse

There could always be a feral bullet that has ran away from it’s gun!

M0oP0o@mander.xyz on 18 Nov 17:45 collapse

“Tragically fell from the ground floor balcony and landed on two bullets to the back of the head.”

whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works on 18 Nov 11:54 next collapse

They don’t have any budget to do it differently or it’s a power move, like, it’s not official but you know it?

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 11:57 next collapse

It’s a calling card. Everyone knows what happened, not a single soul will comment on it. Unless they fancy being the next up for flight lessons.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 18 Nov 13:37 next collapse

Without the textbook.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 14:54 collapse

Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 15:13 next collapse

I wonder how Red Bull sales are in Russia.

tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Nov 15:18 collapse

What do you think Trump’s calling card will be? McDonalds induced heart attack?

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Nov 16:38 next collapse

Government issued tesla drove into a lake and drowned the occupants.

Nasan@sopuli.xyz on 18 Nov 18:22 collapse

Bronze stained ligature marks the size of a child’s hands around the neck of anyone who openly opposed him.

Maggoty@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 17:20 collapse

Power move. That and shooting yourself, in the back, multiple times.

Valmond@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 12:13 next collapse

This just piles up on the reasons Russia needs to be denuclearisased, putin getting ousted, democracy installed and so on.

Good news Russias economy is in the toilet and someone has started flushing already, Ukrain will prevail and hopefully we’ll have peace one day.

solomon42069@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 12:41 next collapse

More realistically, he’ll probably die of old age or be ousted by someone younger and more exciting to the wealthy elite that keep Putin in power. Real change may come after that, but a change in leadership is not going to immediately fix long term issues like corruption, wealth disparity, etc.

Valmond@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 12:58 next collapse

True. Another possibility is that the economy (and infrastructure gotten their maintenance money stolen for 20 years and starts to crumble) goes down with a skyrocketing inflation going to the moon killing the ruble, and who knows what happens when you can’t pay your army any more …

Interesting times for russia.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 18 Nov 13:40 collapse

Oh, so China expands to fill that void and hands out a portion to Kim Jong Ug before repainting things?

Valmond@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 17:24 next collapse

I doubt the USA would let them do that freely, but it’s an interesting take.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 20 Nov 02:06 collapse

Uh. I’ve got some news you might not enjoy, citizen…

Valmond@lemmy.world on 20 Nov 08:49 collapse

Sure, who knows. It’d be a full mess though.

sukhmel@programming.dev on 18 Nov 17:23 collapse

Take it with a grain of salt, as I am not an expert, but it looks like China would prefer an ‘independent’ country that is ruled by Chinese government in secret. That way they don’t need to fix and repair all the shit, and can only spend bare minimum of effort needed to keep slaves citizens alive

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 20 Nov 02:05 collapse

Oh, so Russia & N.K. already, then? Let’s not even start with Iran, et al. 👀🤌🏼

Sabata11792@ani.social on 18 Nov 13:46 next collapse

Unless the Russians violently purge there elites, a new dictator will take the seat before the corpse is cold. He may even hold a sham election to “legitimize” himself as the best person to sand next to a window with.

brucethemoose@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 14:16 collapse

I think they will become a Chinese vassal.

I don’t know exactly what that’d look like, but the pure economic/political dynamics make it seem kinda inevitable.

Infynis@midwest.social on 18 Nov 14:45 collapse

A unified China/Russia alliance sounds like a player in a near future sci-fi, so I’ll take that as a good sign

solomon42069@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 01:50 collapse

A unified China/Russia alliance

The Red Alert and Generals cross over we don’t want!

Maggoty@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 17:22 next collapse

Russia is Game of Thrones in real life. I wouldn’t bet on positive change there.

index@sh.itjust.works on 18 Nov 20:22 collapse

This just piles up on the reasons Russia needs to be denuclearisased, putin getting ousted, democracy installed and so on.

Indeed and same goes for israel or USA. Every nation involved in shady actions should be denucleariased and its politician held account for their crimes.

Valmond@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 20:36 next collapse

Good luck with that.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 20 Nov 02:03 collapse

Hey, at least you know what the possessive form of “it” is. 🤓🤘🏽

solsangraal@lemmy.zip on 18 Nov 12:15 next collapse

“in an apparent suicide, putin critic ________ shot himself in the back 20 times. more at 11”

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 18 Nov 13:37 collapse

He’s gonna do it again at 11? Damn, that’s super sus.

thejml@lemm.ee on 18 Nov 13:52 next collapse

Gotta give him time to reload.

Sneakyweasel90@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 21:37 collapse

I laughed way to hard at this. I never thought of it like this

cyd@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 13:58 next collapse

I imagine Russia is like the Star Wars setting, lots of crazy steep drops and they never install railings.

FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 15:02 collapse

The platform where Darth Vader confronts Luke has railings, so they clearly have the parts, tools, and a guy who installs them. Maybe he’s just held up on Level B?

reinei@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 16:17 collapse

Or maybe they literally one have that one guy/gal installing the railings throughout the entire Republic‽

sukhmel@programming.dev on 18 Nov 17:19 collapse

I hope ey finished the job on the Death Star and didn’t explode with it. Cause then it would be zero people installing railings afterwards

WindyRebel@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 17:23 next collapse

They are a contractor. They were obviously on a different job starting that before they came back to the Death Star.

FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 10:10 collapse

Contractor: finishes 15 miles of railings on death star sub levels, moves to imperial star destroyer for next job

casually looks out window, death star explodes

Contractor: “mother f…”

sukhmel@programming.dev on 19 Nov 12:41 collapse

Edits report to now state 20 miles of railings

FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 15:36 collapse

wow and all that overtime too!

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Nov 13:59 next collapse

A nice window to the future for US citizens critical of their government… a window ripe for defenestration…

If I die mysteriously from a fall, please refer to this comment.

Arigion@feddit.org on 18 Nov 15:43 next collapse

Actually you will probably die in a Tesla whose doors do not open www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/…/ar-AA1tWPYH

Or which just hits you: washingtonpost.com/…/tesla-autopilot-crashes-elon…

I mean now where Teslas are probably the next mandatory car for state officials. And after some “Think Tank” will be pretty sure that all the saftey fuss about autopilots is bad for the economy.

captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Nov 21:10 collapse

I’m afraid that in the future they will try to require self-driving in all cars, citing some bs about how self-driving is “safer” (in theory, and under perfect conditions)

Malfeasant@lemm.ee on 18 Nov 22:20 next collapse

Self-driving cars are safer, in general, overall - it’s just that the specific cases in which they fail are different from anything a (halfway competent and alert) person would fail at.

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works on 19 Nov 12:34 next collapse

People assess risks differently based on what the results could be. Burning to death trapped in a car is pretty high on the “avoid this” list, and americans likely are asking “if I get hit by a Tesla who do I sue?” If the answer is Tesla then thats a much higher risk than if its the person in the drivers seat.

Its about ehat types of mistakes can happen and how they are handled. Many prefer gas automobiles as they consider them less risky.

leftzero@lemmynsfw.com on 19 Nov 15:54 collapse

Self-driving cars are safer, in general, overall

Self driving cars in general, maybe. Teslas in particular, probably not so much, especially with Musk refusing to use LIDAR…

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works on 18 Nov 23:46 collapse

Actually, legislating that FSD be required in all cars would go a huge way towards shoring up all the problems with it. The most dangerous thing on the road is another living human, and computers can’t adjust for the inherent chaos that we living humans bring to the road. Remove the humans and you have a way smaller problem to solve.

Teslas especially can’t cope, and keep running over kids and cop cars because Musk has forbidden them from installing the proper technology to solve their problem. LIDAR isn’t a magic bullet for this but it’s pretty damn close, and it’s way way better than just using visual sensors only. Elon is just so high on his own farts that he won’t allow Tesla to use LIDAR on their cars, despite every other FSD-attempting manufacturer seeing great returns from it and rapidly outpacing Tesla’s first mover advantage. But they’re trying to solve the wrong problem, making a car see and drive like a person. People are terrible at driving. They need to make the car drive like a computer. If all cars were required to have FSD and humans weren’t allowed to drive anymore we’d have a functioning auto-pool within 10 years. Maybe less than that if measures were put in place to ensure cross-car communication on the road. If every car within 100 meters of you is sharing sensor data and telling each other their speed, heading, and braking, you’d never see another car-to-car accident in your life.

Point being, we already have the technology to solve this problem, what we don’t have is the technology to solve this problem on the same roads that people are already driving on, weaving around their old manually-controlled cars that they’re driving in. Building FSD-only roads could solve this. Changing motor vehicle laws could solve this. But neither of those are going to solve it without significant headache or push back from the public. The real problem is that we’re trying to solve both “cars can’t drive themselves” and “people drive like rabid orangutans” problems at the same time. Remove one of those problems - say by restricting or removing manual driving - and suddenly a proper solution is easily within grasp.

Please note that I am NOT saying that this is a good idea, not least of which because myself and most people I know drive a 20-40 year old car and would be unable to switch to a new self driving car unless the government literally provided me one and bought my old car. And if we DID try to enact that across the country we’d run out of g-men in the first week because they’d all be shot dead by farmers and truck bros when they showed up to try and repossess the vehicles. Not to mention the fact that a government provided car is inherently untrustable by anyone, anywhere. The logistics on this would just be insane, and the best case way to tackle it would be to phase it in like they did with backup cameras. But there’s a problem here. Every new car may be FSD-enabled but the FSD they have won’t be able to be used - because the road is still full of live dumb-ass primates. So 25 years down the line maybe 94% of cars still on the road are now FSD enabled but nobody has ever used the damn thing and most people probably aren’t going to want to start then. So at this point you’ve only sort of solved the distribution problem (although not really, even then, because a single human-operated car on the road can fuck up everything for all the automated cars by acting unpredictably and potentially not being linked in, and there will always, always be at least one poor bastard driving a 50 year old beat-to-fuck Toyota no matter when or where you are) and we run right back into the same societal adaptation problem we had before, just with the can kicked down the road.

So like, tl;dr, this wouldn’t be an awful idea if we weren’t all human beings. I guess that’s true of a lot of things. If we could just do it in one big flush and just tell people “this is the way things are now” and have them listen and cooperate, it’d be a great solution. But as with many things it’s the “getting people on board with the plan” part of the plan that makes it, in my opinion, soundly impossible.

Aaand I’ve just spent the better part of half an hour talking myself into a circle to basically agree with you. Lovely. Cheers 🍻

angrystego@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 07:52 next collapse

The idea of FSD cars being safe if there are no human drivers is true only if you abandon the nice thought of having cyclists and pedestrians. Having the option to walk or ride a bike is amazing and worth aspiring to.

rwtwm@feddit.uk on 19 Nov 11:46 collapse

There’s another issue too. In perfect conditions, self-driving cars are a lot safer, but they aren’t 100% safe. So when an incident occurs it’s newsworthy. (In the same way that we hear about plane crashes anywhere in the world, but won’t necessarily hear about someone getting run over in the next city).

My hypothesis is that adoption would be throttled in even near perfect conditions. Just because we’ve internalised the risks of driving, but haven’t for the risks of being driven by a computer.

surph_ninja@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 17:36 next collapse

A window to the present for journalists critical of Israel.

PriorityMotif@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 18:25 next collapse

They’ll just “find drugs” in your car. Local police forces will be able to link information profiles on you to license plate readers. They’ll get an alert for a “liberal” coming into their town and pull you over under some small premise like you were “swerving.”

index@sh.itjust.works on 18 Nov 20:18 collapse

You may want to check the history of your country. It’s your past your present and your future.

MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 14:28 next collapse

Ballet stars, and their notoriously poor balance.

Mr_Blott@feddit.uk on 18 Nov 16:51 collapse

He seems to have astonishing balance for someone with one leg

hakunawazo@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 16:42 collapse

His other leg:
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7d1674b8-60c5-4abc-9042-a042b535fb8b.jpeg">

Supervisor194@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 14:32 next collapse

This isn’t funny.

technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 18 Nov 16:06 next collapse

Unfortunately anti-russian racism is acceptable here. When you see a headline like this, just be ready for the comments.

karobeccary@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 16:25 next collapse

Gallows humor about the suspicious deaths of people critical of an oligarchy is not racism.

Unless you are a wilfully credulous root vegetable of a person.

Lightor@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 17:25 next collapse

What exactly was racist?

BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee on 18 Nov 17:48 collapse

And who said it’s funny. I’m confused

EtherWhack@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 17:50 next collapse

I’d more call it politicism, as it’s more criticizing the political state and not someones origin/heritage.

pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online on 18 Nov 17:50 next collapse

TIL Russian is a race

Jarix@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 05:00 collapse

You need to update your vocabulary comrade. There may be new definitions of the word racism. Remember literally no longer only literally means literally. What a time we live in.

Wiz@midwest.social on 18 Nov 17:50 next collapse

Russia isn’t a race.

It’s a failed state, ruled by a corrupt dictator.

Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works on 18 Nov 17:59 collapse

Just like America in a couple months.

capital@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 18:12 next collapse

Pro-Russian comment meant to wield the left’s propensity to over-diagnose racism to redirect and distract.

WrenFeathers@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 20:33 next collapse

Do you seriously think Russian is a race?

angrystego@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 07:57 collapse

I agree this isn’t racism against Russians.

But also, let’s not be pedantic. A nation can be discriminated against, any group of people can be. That’s what they meant by racism. They used it more broadly and that’s ok, I’m sure even you understood what they meant. What term would you use to be more precise?

WrenFeathers@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 09:20 collapse

When the government of a nation becomes notorious for pushing people out of windows because they disagree with the way they run their government- jokes will be made.

That is human nature.

People bag on America all the time. Do you rush to the aid of those disparaged by jokes about fat, bacon-eating school shooters? Or are you selective about who you chose to defend?

sukhmel@programming.dev on 19 Nov 09:51 collapse

You’re trying to convince the person who agreed in the first place, this isn’t discriminatory.

WrenFeathers@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 10:17 collapse

I’m not trying to convince anyone of anything. The only term that would be more precise is the one I used already:

Human nature.

jordanlund@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 00:51 next collapse

It’s not racism to point out that a surprising number of Putin critics have died from falling from tall buildings.

Vladimir Shklyarov:
lbc.co.uk/…/vladimir-shklyarov-death-st-petersbur…

Dan Rapoport:
politico.com/…/dan-rapoport-putin-critic-was-it-s…

Pavel Antov:
businessinsider.com/putin-critic-pavel-antov-dies…

Ravil Maganov:
news.sky.com/…/poisoned-jailed-and-mysterious-fal…

anzo@programming.dev on 19 Nov 09:53 collapse

I think the comment meant to point out that these humorous take on a tragedy are only accepted as part of a russiophobic perspective. I tend to agree, although I don’t find it offensive I understand that similar comments on for example, the killing of a ukranian ballet dancer, would be seen differently by all of us. Hence, the xenophobia. Ukranian is western and we relate.

“The last thing a fish notices is the existance of water”

Just changing the victim nationality makes it palatable for jokes, that’s something that calls for observation

GeneralInterest@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 13:46 collapse

Criticising a government isn’t racism. If you criticise a country’s government it doesn’t mean you hate every person who lives in that country.

Maggoty@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 17:19 next collapse

You’re just blessed enough not to recognize gallows humor. We’re actually jealous of you.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 17:55 collapse

make sure you check your railings in America before January.

Everyone else is stocking up on food and drugs.

I’m stocking up on steel railings and evacuation air pads.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Nov 14:41 next collapse

They really could use some railings over there.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works on 18 Nov 17:29 next collapse

Russia be slippery. My heart goes out to these rare brave souls in a land of cowards.

4lan@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 14:22 collapse

Give it 2 months for the US

_cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 19 Nov 17:23 collapse

The US would never do this. Too much money to be made in the prison industry with legalized slavery. Much better investment to put them behind bars to generate profit.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 17:52 next collapse

In another article emergency services responded with this gem.

He died a natural death. It’s not a crime.

<img alt="should we be worried" src="https://i.imgflip.com/9as6c9.gif">

iAvicenna@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 20:48 next collapse

cause of death: the natural impact of cement on the body experienced after a perfectly natural fall

Malfeasant@lemm.ee on 18 Nov 22:13 next collapse

Gravity, is natural, no?

Kbobabob@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 01:21 collapse

Lead is too

NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml on 18 Nov 23:14 collapse

Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.

Etterra@lemmy.world on 20 Nov 04:00 collapse

Everything is fine, nothing to see here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going home. To my family. Which I love very much. And who I would never put in danger by not doing my job exactly as instructed.

perestroika@lemm.ee on 18 Nov 18:10 next collapse

As far as I read, he had a leg spinal injury and an operation scheduled (bad stuff for a ballet dancer - you can’t work with an injured leg spine) and was experiencing difficulties with alcohol and painkillers (the latter for the injury). He might have felt that his career was doomed.

As far as I read, he called his girlfriend (or maybe ex-wife, as the article suggests) and asked her to visit him. When she arrived, he had already fallen.

He was characterized as optimistic and nobody had noticed a death wish. Then again, during injury, pain, inability to work, (self-)medication and maybe withdrawal symptoms, other people’s predictions of character may not entirely apply to every person.

The balcony was described as not the safest place on Earth. It doesn’t require a detective to suspect that being under the influence of strong painkillers might increase the risk.

He can’t be characterized as an opposition figure, or a figure of power. There is no clear beneficiary or motive.

As for war and statements against it - he was an artist, a dancer in a publicly funded theatre, and limited by that in what he could say without losing his job. Since it seems that he had reasonable political opinions, inability to voice them without experiencing retribution probably didn’t make him cheerful.

Badeendje@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 18:58 next collapse

That’s the second addition this week: Suspicious deaths of notable Russians

Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works on 19 Nov 11:49 next collapse

It’s only Tuesday

beebarfbadger@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 14:03 next collapse

“Fell out of window.”

“He was on the ground floor.”

“Fell out of window and face-planted twenty-six times.”

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk on 19 Nov 21:43 collapse

“Fell out of window… hard.”

lilcs420@lemm.ee on 20 Nov 05:11 collapse

Colonel Vadim Boyko 2022

Shot himself 5 times in the chest. Russia not even trying to hide it

Badeendje@lemmy.world on 20 Nov 07:53 collapse

Yeah, it’s an interesting list.

UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 19:09 next collapse

Coming soon to a city near you!

uis@lemm.ee on 18 Nov 19:19 next collapse

Again? That’s another reason to uninstall all windows. Especially in Russia.

thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 18 Nov 21:40 next collapse

Why? so they can take you alive?

Infomatics90@lemmy.ca on 18 Nov 22:06 collapse

Bill gates and Steve balmer in shambles.

WrenFeathers@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 20:35 next collapse

How long before windows make it to the statistics of average deaths per-year in Russia?

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 21:49 next collapse

I honestly wonder if the Kremlin figured the ratio of trained military personnel to dissidents needed to keep pushing people out of buildings.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip on 19 Nov 12:48 collapse

Why do you think Microsoft left the Russian market?

Good comrades run Astra.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 20:50 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6d569a14-6ebc-4407-a862-efb2403308b4.png">

tempest@lemmy.ca on 19 Nov 05:31 next collapse

“haha no problem, this is polonium tea”

pyre@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 12:49 collapse

don’t worry this is just normal tea I offer before I throw you off building

selokichtli@lemmy.ml on 18 Nov 21:32 next collapse

I know here is the place where we happily fall for these clickbaits. Sure, a lot of Russians weren’t hot about the idea of invading Ukraine, but also everyone dies somehow. Just to be clear, the content of the article doesn’t suggest what everyone is suggesting here. Or what? Are people supposed to be immortal as long as they criticize Putin?

WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works on 18 Nov 21:42 next collapse

falling from a building is not a natural cause of death, and it’s also not likely that it was a mistake

selokichtli@lemmy.ml on 19 Nov 06:45 collapse

Nobody said it’s a natural cause of death. Why’s not likely? The guy wasn’t having the time of his live, at all.

naught101@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 21:55 next collapse

What do you think is a normal rate of death-by-falling-from-a-window for well known people who criticise the leader of the nation, in most countries?

selokichtli@lemmy.ml on 19 Nov 06:46 collapse

I don’t know. It’s other people, those implying a crime, you should be questioning this.

naught101@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 21:01 collapse

Why? There is a long list of suspicious deaths of people who have been recently critical of Putin, including multiple falling out of windows. It seems weirdly credulous to believe there’s nothing connecting them. Seems to me you’re the one making the strong claim that needs to be backed up.

Infomatics90@lemmy.ca on 18 Nov 21:58 collapse

hello comrade, how is Moscow today?

selokichtli@lemmy.ml on 19 Nov 06:49 collapse

Nice logic there. Is this the same logic you used to campaign for the Democratic party? It’s not a secret It didn’t work.

Infomatics90@lemmy.ca on 19 Nov 13:32 collapse

I’m not American. so I didn’t campaign for the Democratic party, but you on the other hand really find any excuse to protect your boss.

selokichtli@lemmy.ml on 19 Nov 14:54 collapse

I know this form of opression of critical thinking. Attending to your messages I’m Russian, a Muscovite (had to google it), communist, and working for Putin. Magical logic. I’m out of here before they ban me, don’t worry.

barsoap@lemm.ee on 18 Nov 22:10 next collapse

Without Swan Lake, how can there be putsch in Kremlin? Truly, genius move.

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 22:16 next collapse

The f’ed up Government of Putin will try the same shit in the USA.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca on 18 Nov 22:54 next collapse

So many people fall from their windows or balconies in Russia that I am surprised they are still legal

Dasus@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 05:13 next collapse

Mandatory murder-windows.

voldage@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 10:37 next collapse

Comrade Putin thanks you for your contribution, we will do as you suggest and make people illegal.

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sunbytes@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 11:41 next collapse

It’s to make the point that they were murdered. It’s a fear tactic with plausible deniability.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 19 Nov 11:56 next collapse

Yes. Everyone is aware of that.

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de on 19 Nov 12:07 collapse

I wasn’t.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 19 Nov 12:14 collapse

Anyone paying attention is.
Every comment in this post, except yours, is proof of that.

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de on 19 Nov 13:29 collapse

Oh so now you’re qualifying your previous statement.

I get to use the new tags.

<img alt="" src="https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/b47a4630-0599-4990-b7f7-da55cbac4c05.png">

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 19 Nov 14:19 collapse

Cool story bro

Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 19 Nov 14:03 collapse

It’s like how so many people in America did by hitting bullets with their squishy bodies.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip on 19 Nov 12:44 next collapse

This is what happens when you loosen up regulations. Bunch of really shoddy sub-par balconies. They practically throw you off them.

You just know that once Trump takes office, a bunch of balconies are just gonna become death traps. Particularly balconies owned by Mexicans, Democrats, members of the “fake news”, and transgender people.

This cisgender male Republican-owned balconies will still be safe. Miraculously.

beebarfbadger@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 14:22 collapse

Turns out Epstein didn’t commit suicide after all: He just fell out of his notoriously unsecured cell window on the basement floor while the cameras were off.

Red_October@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 12:48 next collapse

Someone pushed for a new law outlawing them, but the efforts ended after he accidentally fell off a balcony to his death.

Carighan@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 14:07 collapse

his proposal had quite the impact, they say.

Carighan@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 14:07 collapse

they are still legal

People?!

PorradaVFR@lemmy.world on 18 Nov 23:46 next collapse

I mean ballet dancers are known for being klutzy and prone to tripping over their own feet. Right?

Carighan@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 14:06 collapse

Happens all the time, it’s why they recommend you don’t practice ballet on slippery roofs.

humble_pete_digger@lemm.ee on 19 Nov 01:39 next collapse

Classic hooker murdah suicide

SuperSleuth@lemm.ee on 19 Nov 01:42 next collapse

Can’t believe she jumped, never know who’s suicidal…

frozengriever@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 01:48 collapse

“He”. No unwanted misgendering please.

Yomope@lemmy.ml on 18 Nov 11:59 next collapse

That picture choice tho

hakunawazo@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 17:52 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b5451536-c93f-4157-a528-a6a99ce5eb0e.jpeg">

Fedizen@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 21:11 collapse

This is Russia, no joke.

yarr@feddit.nl on 19 Nov 21:27 next collapse

[Official KGB Statement]

We are shocked - SHOCKED! - to hear that our esteemed citizen, Vladimir Shklyarov, has taken his final bow on the great stage of life. We cannot stress enough that this was an honest and completely-not-at-all-intentional incident.

It appears (and we’re not saying it’s a coincidence at all) that Mr. Shklyarov was simply… um, reenacting a particularly rambunctious pas de deux with the building itself. Yes, you heard us right - he was doing a dance move so dramatic, so full of life, and so bereft of any actual physical control, that it could have been misinterpreted as an “accident” (we’re sure).

We’ve spoken to his ex-wife, who claims he was trying to “dramatically” exit the apartment by stepping off the balcony (she’s a bit of a drama queen herself, we hear). But we know the truth - he was simply on a mission to break the world record for most consecutive pirouettes in a single building.

The local reports of him being “trapped” in his apartment are, of course, completely fabricated. We’re pretty sure it was just a… creative interpretation of the situation (wink, wink). And as for the painkillers? Oh no, those were just a bit of a… well, we won’t mention that.

We’d like to remind everyone that in Russia, we have a saying: “The show must go on - and sometimes, it’s better to let the curtains come crashing down.” We’re confident that Vladimir would have wanted it that way.

So, in light of this tragic… event (we’ll get to the word ‘tragic’ later), we’d like to propose an official KGB investigation into the “unlucky” circumstances surrounding Mr. Shklyarov’s passing. We’re sure it will be a thorough and completely-not-at-all-biased inquiry.

theherk@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 22:50 next collapse

Ah the ol’ defenestration situation.

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world on 20 Nov 05:49 collapse

What? No window?