Trump tells Iran ‘open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy b——ds,’ — as he warns of new strikes and says ‘praise Allah’ (nypost.com)
from ms_lane@lemmy.world to world@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 15:49
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TwilitSky@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 16:00 next collapse

How far are we from Trump saying Allahu Akhbar and nuking the world?

einkorn@feddit.org on 05 Apr 16:03 next collapse

Looking back at the campaign so far? Give it another 2 weeks.

Skyrmir@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 16:20 next collapse

Weeks, days, I wouldn’t take bets.

homes@piefed.world on 05 Apr 16:29 collapse

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venusaur@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 16:30 collapse

Hahah love this

homes@piefed.world on 05 Apr 17:15 collapse

Oops, I just noticed that I replied to the wrong comment, but I’m leaving it

frongt@lemmy.zip on 05 Apr 16:32 collapse

Well he did just say it, half in English. No word on whether he’s trying to use nukes, or if they’d let him.

ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Apr 17:46 collapse

He has the nuclear codes. Sagan help us all.

chasteinsect@programming.dev on 05 Apr 16:10 next collapse

And on Easter … god damn

atropa@piefed.social on 05 Apr 16:41 collapse

Did it especially for the Catholics, amen

Photonic@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 16:12 next collapse

Wait that tweet was real? I saw the screenshot and immediately thought it was parody. These times are truly stranger than fiction…

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social on 05 Apr 16:18 next collapse

We’re talking about the pedomango, assume is parody when its tweets make sense, not the other way around.

remon@ani.social on 05 Apr 16:22 next collapse

How do you see a totally crazy and unhinged tweet from this guy and still think it’s a parody? They are real, every time. For years now!

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 19:21 collapse

Swearing and praising Allah are two things that might upset his base more than the pedophilia and warmongering ever did.

remon@ani.social on 05 Apr 19:28 collapse

Yeah, it’s very strange.

Queue: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire …

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br on 05 Apr 16:39 next collapse

Ypu can’t parody trump posts. No one alive, but he himself, can write as unhindered

Fredselfish@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 17:56 next collapse

On Easter no less so Christian of him. His spiritual advisor was right he is just like Jesus. /S

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Apr 19:33 collapse
theherk@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 16:12 next collapse

I mean… but thank goodness he hasn’t worn a tan suit amirite?

Xyphius@lemmy.ca on 05 Apr 16:57 next collapse

but Kamala had a funny laugh

kandoh@reddthat.com on 05 Apr 18:35 collapse

People were just really concerned about email security

FaceDeer@fedia.io on 05 Apr 19:03 collapse

Specifically presidential email security. FBI email is fine.

assembly@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 16:58 next collapse

Like yeah, that post was obviously insane, unhinged, and just flat out immoral…but could you imagine if he used Dijon mustard?

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 18:34 collapse

Dijon mustard?!

kylie_kraft@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 16:19 next collapse

wow this is definitely the craziest thing Trump has tweeted so far this week

atropa@piefed.social on 05 Apr 16:42 next collapse

Next trump show is on ?

CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca on 05 Apr 17:46 collapse

craziest thing Trump has tweeted so far this week… yet

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 18:37 collapse

That was literally the other guy’s joke

Eheran@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 20:11 collapse

But the week is over today in any cases?

tal@lemmy.today on 05 Apr 16:27 next collapse

presidentialtermclock.com

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Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 05 Apr 16:36 next collapse

No he said “fucking” and “bastards” specifically.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works on 05 Apr 16:50 next collapse

If we can’t quote our president without censor than why the fuck do we have censors? Our leader has spoken we should have no reason to censor his words.

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 05 Apr 16:52 collapse

And since when is “bastards” something to censor? I fucking hate algospeak.

Tap for swearsies

Shit piss cunt fuck cock bitch ass

Zahille7@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 17:29 next collapse

I blame social media and short form content platforms (YouTube, Instagram and tiktok). They’re the ones who implemented TOS and bots/moderators to remove any comments that people don’t like seeing, and bent over backwards to cater to companies and advertisers who are too prudish to have bad words tied to their products and services.

middlemanSI@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 19:30 collapse

I loathe how they mute words in songs.

comador@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 18:09 next collapse

After my last trip to Australia, I’ve decided cunt is no longer a profanity. It’s used by Aussies north to south so indiscriminately now.

BuyEU@lemmy.ml on 05 Apr 18:24 next collapse

I your swearsies say “… cock [removed] ass…” for me, so whatever that last one was, is too naughty for lemmy.ml

phar@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 19:08 collapse

Capitalism

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Apr 19:37 collapse

“Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits”

  • George Carlin
Taldan@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 19:28 collapse

I know NY Post is a rag, but it’s so disrespectful to their readers to act as if we’re incapable of reading the words “fucking” amd “bastards”

HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social on 05 Apr 16:37 next collapse

Good to see President Mad Orange Cunt is behaving completely normally on a Easter holiday.

jobbies@lemmy.zip on 05 Apr 17:56 collapse

Supposed to be a Christian too. Jesus is crying.

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 05 Apr 16:58 next collapse

I can’t find where he’s said this, just reports that he had. Does anyone have a link to it?

dparticiple@sh.itjust.works on 05 Apr 17:24 collapse

Reported in the New York Times: <www.nytimes.com/live/2026/…/iran-war-trump-news

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 05 Apr 19:43 collapse

<img alt="Image of Donald Trump’s post, quoted in the title." src="https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/0829a587-d633-4efe-b727-2c3d1062dd40.webp">

I actually found it also. I didn’t wanna give traffic to the site, but I just couldn’t see anyone actually showing it.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 16:59 next collapse

I’d say I’m embarrassed for him, but he has no shame, and also fuck him. So, I’m embarrassed for my country.

hoch@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 17:01 next collapse

uncensored

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panda_abyss@lemmy.ca on 05 Apr 17:09 next collapse

How long was he oxygen deprived this weekend?

goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Apr 17:24 collapse

Not long enough

stepintomydojo@sh.itjust.works on 05 Apr 19:56 collapse

Power plant and bridge days sound like it’s infrastructure week again.

julian@activitypub.space on 05 Apr 17:06 next collapse

Pretty sure if Obama, Clinton, Biden, or Harris said "praise be to Allah" in a tweet the media would crucify them no matter the context.

But when Trump does it, crickets.

kandoh@reddthat.com on 05 Apr 18:34 next collapse

They like trump, and they want him to rule us like a king.

Blackfeathr@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 19:45 collapse

Fox News and various pundits would make a whole new channel just to air any of those guys saying/tweeting “Praise be to Allah” 24/7 and Republicans would demand immediate impeachment. But this guy? “Nah bro he’s just joking around to own the libs lol”

It would be a double standard, if they had any standards at all.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 17:09 next collapse

Takes one to know one, eh?

ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee on 05 Apr 17:13 next collapse

…and then he turned into a filet-O-ish and ate himself? …and everyone looked for JD but he got trapped in the cushions Old Man Willow style?

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 17:26 next collapse

The real face of American civilization, and boy is it ugly.

ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Apr 17:40 collapse

We are not our government. Just like the people of Iran are not their government. Being in a country that has resources does not exempt you from being subject to shitty leaders.

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 17:52 next collapse

What are the crimes against humanity committed by the Iranian government? There’s no “they’re like us”, no one is/has been like America and their crimes besides the old Western powers it replaced, like France and the UK. And if you’re talking about their internal issues, that actually caused the death of many innocents (and some paid actors), I ask you: you do understand that, just like in many countries over the world, America has tried to psyop, destabilise and coup the country for decades, inflicting maximum punishment with harsh economic sanctions, right? You know how easy it is to lead a country while you’re being choked by the world’s rapists?

No, man, get it together. At least a third of Americans voted for and approved of Donald Trump, but even more so approve of American imperialism as Obama has record drone kills and Biden was chummy af with Israel. Idk what the percentage of “third party voters” is in America but they could be the only to classify as “different from their leadership”. Open your eyes, your country has fucked everyone outside of it against their wills, literally and metaphorically, and that’s not because you’re being mind controlled by a group of amoral foreigners but because it’s in the country’s ethos and the American mind just cares about material benefit (this is why we can’t just say “hey, innocents are dying because of the American military, that should stop”, we have to convince them with the price of oil and other things like that)… Trump is just a very ugly mirror to the country’s actual values, and if you truly are against all of it you’re as rare as a needle in a haystack.

belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Apr 18:55 collapse

Oh No, won’t someone think of how hard the leaders of Iran have it? They are practically forced to execute their entire left wing after the revolution, institute a gender apartheid and shoot children during protests. Man, I really feel for them. One must really feel for them and not their fucking populace that gets ground up between a theocratic dictatorship and the imperialist war machine. But wait, no, all those protests are just paid actors. Like really, all of them are just paid off shills, they all deserve to die.

No really, the guys writing treatises about how raping children you “”““married””“” is a okay are actually good because they no have epsteen.

Because standing up to the US means we must uncritically praise and run defense for anyone opposed to them. No matter who they are.

jobbies@lemmy.zip on 05 Apr 17:52 next collapse

We are not our government

You say that, but what is anyone actually doing to get him out of office??

If you’re not actively working against it you’re complicit in my book.

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works on 05 Apr 19:15 collapse

The people specifically elected and appointed to hold him responsible to his oaths of office have abdicated their duty.

Many of the rest of us are busy being shot, arrested, and/or deported about it.

jobbies@lemmy.zip on 05 Apr 20:27 collapse

Yeah but the guy has trashed the global economy, dismantled your institutions, marched you into another shitshow of a war, killed citizens on US soil, protected paedophiles, etc etc and aside from the odd protest most of you are doing fuck all about it.

You’re basically Vichy France. Complicit.

TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca on 05 Apr 18:11 collapse

The people in Iran haven’t had 300 years of democracy leading to this point. Yes, you aren’t your government, however they DO very much represent you. And they still are…

belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Apr 18:56 collapse

Oh they had democracy for a couple of years and then the UK couped against Mossadegh :)

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social on 05 Apr 17:38 next collapse

https://istrumpdeadyet.us/

defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Apr 19:02 collapse

The worst part if he dies is going to be that he would then officially never have sufferred any consequences for his actions throughout his entire life.

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca on 05 Apr 18:06 next collapse

…and, Iran just laughed and laughed.

mrmaplebar@fedia.io on 05 Apr 18:38 next collapse

I love when the Republicans accidentally drop the mask and reveal that they don't actually believe in god at all and it's a fucking joke to them.

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 19:38 collapse

Yup. Grotesque. They’re just in it for the dough (and the lolz, apparently).

SarcasticMan@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 18:51 next collapse

He definitely has a UTI, they shouldn’t let him sit in those diapers so long.

StillAlive@piefed.world on 05 Apr 19:01 next collapse

Thanks Americunts for making this guy president again. Harris would’ve been equally bad, right? 

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 19:36 collapse

She wouldn’t have been so gross about everything at least… But Trump is less a problem by itself and more a symptom of underlying societal issues. He’s still a hell-destined cunt, of course, lol.

passenger@sopuli.xyz on 05 Apr 19:33 next collapse

Please don’t link to nypost - they were all for Trump and are just full of evil BS. Don’t support that shit no matter what they post.

j_elgato@leminal.space on 05 Apr 20:11 collapse

Seriously… is the cabinet full of bootlickers going to stop him from dropping a nuke?

Fucker wanted to nuke a hurricane, and it’s not like the hurricane spiked gas prices or tanked his approval rating…