“he shot himself 9 times in the back of the head, jumped out of a window, and ate toxic tree frog venom on the way down.”
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
on 18 Mar 19:56
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“…yeah major depression. Shame.”
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
on 18 Mar 19:09
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Ilya Remeslo sends Telegram post
A Pro-Kremlin Blogger
The regime could collapse any minute now.
daychilde@lemmy.world
on 18 Mar 19:19
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I wish him a painless autodefenestration. I can’t imagine it ending any other way. It takes courage to do something like that. I wonder what made him snap.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works
on 18 Mar 19:49
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I wonder what made him snap.
Hitting the concrete ground at terminal velocity definitely makes you snap in half
I felt that was necessary to say at least once amid all the grim comments about how welp he’s fuckin dead. I mean there’s truth to that but it shouldn’t be the sum total of our reaction to this.
GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world
on 18 Mar 19:39
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It does. It’s such an abrupt about-face that I can see why everyone initially thought it was staged. It’s like a gazelle turning round and headbutting a chasing lion or something. Maybe he just received a terminal diagnosis and thought ‘fuck it’?
I was thinking rather of hyenas circling a lion, each one nipping at a heel, a tail, an ear, none quite confident enough yet to bum rush the fucker all at once… Except they’re all just hamsters… Nasty, evil little fucking hamsters, ready to rip each other to shreds 🐹
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Stay away from windows, comrade.
Don’t drink anything
Unfortunately, VX also works on your face
Or they can shoot you with a poison dart
And poisonous frogs only found in the Amazon
And walk faster than anyone with an umbrella.
Don’t wear underpants
Oh they will just construct a building around him instead. Just to throw him out.
That’s one way to commit suicide, I guess.
“he shot himself 9 times in the back of the head, jumped out of a window, and ate toxic tree frog venom on the way down.”
“…yeah major depression. Shame.”
The regime could collapse any minute now.
I wish him a painless autodefenestration. I can’t imagine it ending any other way. It takes courage to do something like that. I wonder what made him snap.
Hitting the concrete ground at terminal velocity definitely makes you snap in half
That takes guts. Good for him.
I felt that was necessary to say at least once amid all the grim comments about how welp he’s fuckin dead. I mean there’s truth to that but it shouldn’t be the sum total of our reaction to this.
It does. It’s such an abrupt about-face that I can see why everyone initially thought it was staged. It’s like a gazelle turning round and headbutting a chasing lion or something. Maybe he just received a terminal diagnosis and thought ‘fuck it’?
I was thinking rather of hyenas circling a lion, each one nipping at a heel, a tail, an ear, none quite confident enough yet to bum rush the fucker all at once… Except they’re all just hamsters… Nasty, evil little fucking hamsters, ready to rip each other to shreds 🐹
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The sharks are smelling blood.
The Tzar will fall. Ukraine will be victorious. Russia will be free.
Ah… Following the MTG playbook, eh? Whelp, hope this guy doesn’t have a lot of him-sized windows wherever he is.