Imagine being so shitty that people consider it good news when they hear of your death. I should hope to at least aim for a neutral reaction, or better…
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
on 01 Jul 17:54
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The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes, he was, he was
Ooh, yes, he was
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 01 Jul 18:05
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The earth was force-fed another pile of garbage today
aeronmelon@lemmy.world
on 01 Jul 18:06
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How’s the temperature down there, Jimbo?
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world
on 01 Jul 18:06
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“Encounters” is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.
Hypocrisy was the real scandal. Not so much the prostitution. I’m certain there was a ton of anti-sex work judgement to go along with that. But otherwise I fully agree.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works
on 01 Jul 22:41
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It’s the hypocrisy. SW should be legal/decriminalized, but this motherfucker would have preached against fornication while getting a BJ under the pulpit if he thought he’d get away with it.
Don't feel bad, it was a very subtle jab. The best part was it was at the end of a Fox News interview as they cut away, so it was what I liked to call a sarcasm grenade. Pull the pin, let it sit for a minute. Boom.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 01 Jul 18:14
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I love at the end: “If you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox.” I think of that every time I hear of another one of these evil fucking dominionists dying.
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The scumbag lived far longer than he should have.
Apparently, ~91yrs too long, in fact.
Thats what burns my ass. Why do these pieces of shit never die young?!
Hate and scorn sustains them.
There is no God
They’re highly motivated. Because they believe in a wrathful god they know whatever is waiting for them on the other side is going to be unpleasant
“They say you should only speak good of the dead. He’s dead. Good.”
“Oh well 😀”
Imagine being so shitty that people consider it good news when they hear of your death. I should hope to at least aim for a neutral reaction, or better…
The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes, he was, he was
Ooh, yes, he was
Hell gained another demon today
No we don’t want them
The earth was force-fed another pile of garbage today
How’s the temperature down there, Jimbo?
“Encounters” is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.
C’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!
Swaggart “Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?”
GM “Sure.”
Swaggart rolls a nat 20
Swaggart “Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again.”
Prostitution shouldn’t be a scandal. But also, all televangelists deserve to die.
Hypocrisy was the real scandal. Not so much the prostitution. I’m certain there was a ton of anti-sex work judgement to go along with that. But otherwise I fully agree.
It’s the hypocrisy. SW should be legal/decriminalized, but this motherfucker would have preached against fornication while getting a BJ under the pulpit if he thought he’d get away with it.
"if you gave
Jerry FalwellJimmy Swaggart an enema you could bury him in a matchbox." - Christopher Hitchens (would have said RIP)A classic. 🥰
Had to chew on this to figure it out.
Enemas inject things, so why would it make someone smaller?
Enemas are used to clear stools. Constipation relief.
Ahh. I get it now.
Don't feel bad, it was a very subtle jab. The best part was it was at the end of a Fox News interview as they cut away, so it was what I liked to call a sarcasm grenade. Pull the pin, let it sit for a minute. Boom.
Good riddance
Amen!
🎵 Only the good die young! 🎶🎷
Rest in piss
Wasn’t soon enough. Rot in hell.
https://youtu.be/3I4qZxkUzU0
"Oh God I'm a sinner, I deserve to go to hell"
90 years of doing Satan’s work, he can go back home where he belongs now.
Don’t blame this on Satan.
Snorting meth off a gay hooker’s butt forever in the afterlife
Finally, some good news.
OK now do Joel Osteen next.
And Kenneth Copeland. With fire.
fuck dude that guy’s held together with staples and wd-40
Even before I saw that guy preach, I thought he was the creepiest-looking person ever. His sermons and lifestyle don’t help.
I’ve never seen a person who looked more like a demon in a skin suit than Kenneth Copeland.
youtube.com/shorts/8xIGtqujBkY
fucker looks like the Edgar suit from Men in Black.
If I was religious I would definitely think he was the devil quoting scripture.
Holy fucking nightmares those eyes
I have no fucking idea how he isn’t dead first with how he looks
Contributors built Jimmy Swaggart Ministries into a business that made an estimated $142 million in 1986…
… Swaggart said publicly that his earnings were hurt in 1987 by the sex scandal.
Mawww.
He gave his name to the sin of swaggarcy, of diverting church funds to pay for sex.
Jimmy converted to Islam at the last second. He wanted to be surrounded by 72 virgin prostitutes.
Took far too long. He got ~70 years more than he should have.
<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/93ea81e5-87da-4878-9f57-c650c56c0da8.jpeg">
Jimmy: “boy heaven sure is hot!” “And why am I in a hot tub of lava next to hitler and Regan?”
What else did everyone else have for dinner today?
I had meatballs, frozen peas, and potato salad.
A egg tortilla burrito.
Is this a yahoo comments thing? Since I usually see chuds doing the whole what they ate today thing on yahoo news comments
Usually on news stories with zoomer era celebrities that they have no idea who they are
Just a protein bar. My wife got home a day early from her week long hospital stay so the whole evening was a bit of scrambling.
Who?
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Christopher Hitchens on the death of Jerry Falwell
I love at the end: “If you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox.” I think of that every time I hear of another one of these evil fucking dominionists dying.