133 tonnes of chicken stolen in major Cuban heist (news.sky.com)
from throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to world@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 2024 01:21
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autotldr@lemmings.world on 12 Feb 2024 01:25 next collapse

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Thirty people have been charged after stealing 133 tonnes of chicken and selling it on in Cuba amid economic turmoil and food shortages in the country.

Thieves took the poultry stored in 1,660 boxes from a state facility in the capital Havana and used the money from the sales to buy products including refrigerators, TVs, air conditioners, and laptops.

The chicken would have been distributed to citizens under the communist-run island’s ration book system - introduced more than 60 years ago after Fidel Castro’s revolution - which provides subsidised food and is an integral part of daily Cuban life.

The amount stolen was equivalent to a month’s ration of chicken for a medium-sized province at the current distribution rates, an official for government food distributor COPMAR said.

Cuba imports most of the food and fuel it consumes, but revenues have plunged following COVID, worsened by strict US sanctions and stagnant tourism, which was once a mainstay of the nation’s economy.

The government continues to ration a basic basket of goods including rice, beans, sugar, and proteins, such as pork, chicken, beef and fish.


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tsonfeir@lemm.ee on 12 Feb 2024 01:34 next collapse

Heists for Hunger ©️

DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee on 12 Feb 2024 02:10 collapse

Everybody’s got to eat. End sanctions against the Cuban people.

Moonrise2473@feddit.it on 12 Feb 2024 05:44 collapse

End the sanctions which are just punishing the citizens and not the government but in this case they stole from the poor to sell back to the poor

xmunk@sh.itjust.works on 12 Feb 2024 01:42 next collapse

Looks suspiciously at KFC

slartibartfast@lemm.ee on 12 Feb 2024 07:15 collapse

CFC

isles@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 2024 17:39 collapse

Is that CIA Fried Chicken or Chlorofluorocarbon?

PugJesus@kbin.social on 12 Feb 2024 01:45 next collapse

The situation in Cuba is very dire. Despite my dislike for the Cuban government, I hope they throw the book at them. Stealing food meant to be distributed to one's fellow citizens is low.

roguetrick@kbin.social on 12 Feb 2024 03:27 collapse

IT workers and shift bosses at the plant were among those charged, as well as security guards and outsiders not directly involved with the company.

It sounds like they're taking down the whole corrupt nest and will likely land some bystanders that "knew but didn't say" about the diversion.

ivanafterall@kbin.social on 12 Feb 2024 02:32 next collapse

What a juicy story. I hope you'll keep us abreast of any developments. These guys are gonna fry!

jordanlund@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 2024 03:27 next collapse

133 TONS of chicken…

Cuba uses the metric system, 133,000 kilograms of chicken. 293,215 pounds.

On average, a chicken weighs 5.7 pounds.

293,215 / 5.7 = 51,441 chickens.

ConstipatedWatson@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 2024 06:26 next collapse

Check out the big brain on Brett! That’s right, motherf***er!

But how many royals of chicken are they?

(To be read in Samuel L’s voice)

Edit: fixed grammar

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 2024 06:40 collapse

*Royale with Chicken

ConstipatedWatson@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 2024 13:20 collapse

I thought about going with “Royale with chicken” as opposed to “Royale of chicken”, but I went with the second because I thought that the Royale is already intended to be a quarter pounder of beef and it might have seemed beef+chicken instead of a quarter pounder of chicken 😁

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 2024 15:16 collapse

Nope, I’ve replaced the cheese with chicken.

ConstipatedWatson@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 2024 20:13 collapse

Beef with chicken for the man with the wok hat at table two, please!

EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee on 12 Feb 2024 06:52 collapse

133 tonnes. 147 tons.

slartibartfast@lemm.ee on 12 Feb 2024 07:15 next collapse

GTA: Cuba has a nice ring to it

recapitated@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 2024 14:33 next collapse

Ew. My imagination disallows chicken heisters from being properly equipped.

isles@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 2024 17:43 collapse

waiting 25 years to find out the CIA did it to destabilize them further.