Vladimir Putin sets out conditions for Ukraine ceasefire (www.bbc.com)
from cm0002@lemmy.cafe to world@lemmy.world on 13 Mar 2025 23:47
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thejml@lemm.ee on 13 Mar 2025 23:52 next collapse

A ceasefire should lead to “an enduring peace and remove the root causes of this crisis”, Putin said.

I mean, if he wants to leave Russia and transfer power, I’m all for it. There are also a lot of unsafe windows in Russia, I hear.

zonnewin@feddit.nl on 14 Mar 2025 02:08 next collapse

Indeed. Putin is the root cause of this crisis.

RandomVideos@programming.dev on 14 Mar 2025 19:22 collapse

The root cause is actually humanity

Fortunately, he has the tools to get rid of that

scarabic@lemmy.world on 14 Mar 2025 19:42 collapse

Nah it’s physics. Which is just math anyway.

Remove math and we have a peace deal.

RandomVideos@programming.dev on 14 Mar 2025 20:49 collapse

Getting rid of math might be harder

u/db0 may know how to do it though

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world on 14 Mar 2025 14:26 next collapse

“We need to negotiate with our American colleagues and partners,” he said. “Maybe I’ll have a call with Donald Trump.”

Lemme translate… I am going to give instructions to my patzi and force America to assist me in neutering Ukraine.

scarabic@lemmy.world on 14 Mar 2025 19:45 collapse

Trump is absolutely giddy that Putin used his name. JV Dunce is going to give him atm tonight to celebrate.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world on 15 Mar 2025 01:41 collapse

Now let me translate my Mexican impression of what a Ukrainian would say in English:

Fuck you Putin! And Trump! How about we “Ukrainians” get all military vehicles currently in our territory and you get whatever is left of the soldiers who didn’t run back fast enough.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world on 15 Mar 2025 01:43 collapse

One can only assume. I can imagine that if putin came in contact with a group of Ukrainians he would probably not have much time to say anything before being quartered with dull knives.