Hooters files for bankruptcy | CNN Business (edition.cnn.com)
from cosmicrookie@lemmy.world to world@lemmy.world on 01 Apr 17:44
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A_norny_mousse@feddit.org on 01 Apr 18:30 next collapse

Oh My God! Prepare for a Tsunami of third-rate jokes by second-rate comedians!

I can vividly see before my mind’s eye a stand-up guy walking up and down the tiny stage, speaking into his mic: “BTW, have y’all heard that Hooters went bankrupt? [Insert punchline objectifying women]”

andrewta@lemmy.world on 01 Apr 19:17 next collapse

I’m thinking Fluffy could do some good work with a joke in that area.

Gstocklein@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz on 02 Apr 00:00 collapse

They started a door-to-door service called Knockers.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org on 02 Apr 06:41 collapse

😙👌

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe on 01 Apr 18:36 next collapse

About damn time.

SaltSong@startrek.website on 01 Apr 18:42 next collapse

Hummm. No boob jokes. This might be legitimate.

Inucune@lemmy.world on 01 Apr 19:33 collapse

Hooters goes tits-up.

DearMoogle@lemmy.today on 01 Apr 18:42 next collapse

An institution!

pepperprepper@lemmy.world on 01 Apr 18:54 next collapse

Time to go stroll around the Hooters parking lots to find a new babysitter =D

CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee on 02 Apr 12:24 collapse

Why set the bar so low when you could be searching for your future ex-wife?

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 01 Apr 18:56 next collapse

They could have easily turned things around had they listened to demand and created a Femboy Hooters spin-off.

Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works on 01 Apr 19:07 collapse

Tuckers?

AbidanYre@lemmy.world on 01 Apr 19:16 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Bill_iconic_scene.jpg">

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 01 Apr 20:16 next collapse

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.

Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works on 01 Apr 21:28 collapse

Do you like hot wings? I like hot wings.

iamanurd@midwest.social on 01 Apr 19:47 collapse

You win for the day

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werefreeatlast@lemmy.world on 01 Apr 19:29 next collapse

Americans are running out of large breasts!

slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org on 02 Apr 06:29 collapse

It’s not the lack of latge breasts, it’s just that the rest of the body is coming in xxl too

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works on 01 Apr 19:32 next collapse

If they ever file for Chapter 7, I will be deeply disappointed if the headline doesn’t read, “Hooters Goes Tits Up”.

Frozengyro@lemmy.world on 01 Apr 22:31 collapse

Documents state business has been sagging over the decades.

TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee on 01 Apr 21:37 next collapse

How could you fuck up tits, wings, and beer?

thejml@lemm.ee on 01 Apr 21:48 next collapse

To be fair, the last time I was there, the beer was cold and refreshing, the tits were adequately plump and on display, the waitress owning them was punctual and friendly, the order was accurate and the wings were pretty darn tasty.

But I’d much rather go to my local brewery or small restaurant down the street, support local and small business owners, and enjoy a smaller and cozier setting. There’s just so many other options, picking a chain like Hooters isn’t really something that happens often.

Deello@lemm.ee on 02 Apr 01:27 next collapse

Onlyfans pays better

Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com on 02 Apr 01:42 next collapse

I dont know if it my local sports bar scene, but hooters is not the sluttiest sports bar nor has the best food. I feel like it has all this sexy reputation, it’s weird to bring kids too, but at the same time if you want to go to a bar for boobs there are better options.

monarch@lemm.ee on 02 Apr 07:20 collapse

Am I a prude for wanting to keep my staring at tits in my home?

Wandjina@lemm.ee on 01 Apr 22:00 next collapse

who cares?

PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world on 01 Apr 23:32 next collapse

If you want the Hooters experience, go to Twin Peaks. The guy who originally ran Hooters runs it.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee on 02 Apr 12:37 collapse

“Millennials killed Hooters, news at 11”