'US negotiating with itself': Iran military spokesperson mocks Trump's claim (www.deccanherald.com)
from chakli@lemmy.world to world@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 12:10
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bradinutah@thelemmy.club on 25 Mar 12:29 next collapse

“When you’re as important as I am, you only negotiate with the most important person. That dapper, attractive man is the ONLY person worth talking to. He’s in such a fine, golden palace, like a king’s!” - The literally Crazy (malignant narcissist), Old, and Corrupt Donvict looking in the mirror.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Mar 08:09 collapse

Now I’m imagining his mental decline culminating with him just saying his own name over and over like a pokemon, expecting people to clap and tell him how great he is.

cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Mar 13:33 next collapse

“Like a 12 year old boy after watching his first episode of Baywatch, the US is clumsily fiddling with its negotiations.”

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 14:09 next collapse

Also known as ambassadorbation.

przemyslawowo@lemmy.zip on 25 Mar 14:34 next collapse

Honestly I don’t know how this will ever become cease fire.

BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 14:49 next collapse

When Trump and his cronies decide they’ve made enough money through blatant market manipulation, they’ll get bored of the war.

They’re making money while they burn a billion in taxpayer funds every day to keep the bombs falling.

Steve@startrek.website on 25 Mar 16:57 collapse

The market for the missing oil is going to dry up if they wait long enough.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Mar 17:13 next collapse

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Steve@startrek.website on 25 Mar 17:15 collapse

I can tell you that suddenly theres no more electric cars on craigslist near me

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Mar 17:24 collapse

There will be once automakers catch up with the demand.

Admittedly, I have little to no idea how long THAT is going to take, though…

Einskjaldi@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 22:34 collapse

How?

Steve@startrek.website on 25 Mar 23:13 collapse

Anyone who was on the fence about getting a full electric car is going to do it now and not look back.

SulaymanF@lemmy.world on 26 Mar 00:34 collapse

It’s being reported that Trump’s inner circle are hiding facts from him. They show him videos of airstrikes and big explosions, but he had no idea that Iranians had struck US planes until he saw it in the media.

This is what happens when Trump replaced all competent people with yes-men.

If he doesn’t know its going badly and Fox is praising him, what incentive does he have to stop?

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com on 25 Mar 15:33 next collapse

The US is negotiating with itself, and still it is losing the negotiations.

Cherry@piefed.social on 25 Mar 16:52 collapse

You are right on it

ripcord@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 22:19 collapse

And yet they bribed him, but he won’t say what the bribe was other than it was super illegal.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Mar 17:12 next collapse

Chuck Schumer: “HEY! That’s OUR thing!”

“I have lowered my glasses in disapproval. Pray that I don’t lower them further.”

zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Mar 22:03 next collapse

Wouldn’t even be surprised if it was Whiskey Leaks who told Donnie that they were having negotiations.

Doomsider@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 22:59 next collapse

Imaginary negotiations!

0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Mar 23:47 next collapse

Geez guys, have some faith.They’re negotiating with the previous ayotolla with an ouija board.

Stop doubting your greatest leader. 🙄

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 26 Mar 01:57 next collapse

I loved it when Trump said that they gave him a big gift, and that’s how he knows he’s dealing with the right people.

They might not be able to deliver on any of their agreements, but they promised him something shiny, so he’s in.

They are going to fleece him for a zillion bucks.

Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works on 26 Mar 02:03 next collapse

Lol man it is wild to see the incompetence at play here.

Trump doesn’t stand for shit, he’s a spinless little bitch and he’s bitten off the biggest bite of shit he’s ever had in his mouth at once despite everyone warning him against it and how bad of an idea it was going to be they did it anyway.

Then murdered like 180 little girls and killed their supreme leader.

and thinks they are going to negotiate lmfaoooooooooooo

What a stupid, stupid, stupid fucking thing to have done.

You’re out of your element, Donny!

StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world on 26 Mar 02:36 collapse

I can’t help but think the current results were intentional. There are so many levels of command this had to go through that someone could have pulled the plug if it was just Diaper Don playing president again.

GardenGeek@europe.pub on 26 Mar 08:54 collapse

Trump seized oil in Venezuela (I’m pretty sure he and his entourage have their hands in that.) and now he’s driving up the oil prices with what seems like a completely idiotic declaration of war… stupid for Americans and the rest of the world, but for him and his corrupt bunch, things are going just great, I’d wager

SabinStargem@lemmy.today on 26 Mar 02:18 next collapse

The US is much like the man at the top: talking to itself, incapable of understanding the world around it.

tryagain@sopuli.xyz on 26 Mar 08:17 next collapse

“Has the level of your inner struggle ‌reached the stage ‌of you negotiating with yourself?”

God DAMN

bampop@lemmy.world on 26 Mar 09:35 collapse

“Try to keep up ‌Zolfaqari, we’re way past that stage. Negotiations are over, now we’re just hell bent on destroying ourselves”

Cooltag@lemmy.org on 26 Mar 09:55 collapse

Trump is stopping the war simply because there’s no point.