Oval Office stunned as Trump fires Pearl Harbor joke at Japanese PM (www.rawstory.com)
from RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to world@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 17:03
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ruuster13@lemmy.zip on 19 Mar 17:20 next collapse

This is the funniest fucking thing he’s ever done.

rabber@lemmy.ca on 19 Mar 17:37 next collapse

Yeah am I bad for literally laughing out loud at this? unbelievable stuff

SculptusPoe@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 17:40 next collapse

It was legitimately funny, not diplomatic at all, but legitimately funny.

Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 20:06 collapse

How was it funny?

Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 17:44 next collapse

anyone want to share? I can’t see the joke.

nailingjello@piefed.zip on 19 Mar 17:46 next collapse

From the article:

“One thing, you don’t want to signal too much when we go in,” Trump said. “We went in very hard and we didn’t tell anyone about it because we wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”

marcos@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 17:49 collapse

Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

Trump was what at that time? A middle aged nobody?

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 18:19 next collapse

Trump was born in 1946. Japan bombed Pearl Harbor in 1941. The war he dodged with his “bone spurs” was Vietnam, not WWII.

baronvonj@piefed.social on 19 Mar 18:39 collapse

he was 5.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 19:24 collapse

-5.

baronvonj@piefed.social on 19 Mar 19:36 collapse

yes, my bad.

GrumpyFortuneCat@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 17:47 collapse

“One thing, you don’t want to signal too much when we go in,” Trump said. “We went in very hard and we didn’t tell anyone about it because we wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”

pennomi@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 18:11 next collapse

Legitimately a good joke, probably not during a diplomatic meeting though.

socsa@piefed.social on 19 Mar 19:56 collapse

It’s not offensive by Trump’s standards but it also isn’t really funny.

veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 19:14 collapse

Lol, that shit is funny. Irrespective, the guy is fuckinh retarded and a plague on the world

Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 20:05 collapse

What makes it funny? Seems like nowadays whatever is insulting is called funny

tidderuuf@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 18:05 next collapse

It’s old man jokes like these that I understand. People clutching their pearls online while literally no one reacted the way this article says when they were in the room. Even the PM gave a visible smirk because she knows he’s an old senile moron that can be easily manipulated.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 18:06 next collapse

To a prior PM, it would be in extremely bad taste. But this bitch is nakedly fascist.

Bullerfar@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 18:24 collapse

I died laughing! 😂 I like how silent the room just went after the 2 sec before people realized what he just said.

Btw the Japan Primeminister is also a Japanese MAGA so I don’t really give a f about her either. Let them swin in their own nationalist poop.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca on 19 Mar 17:29 next collapse

I can’t tell if this is dementia or his regular poor taste and racism.

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 17:32 next collapse

Yes.

danc4498@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 17:46 next collapse

He has dementia, this isn’t it though. This is his true self.

vpol@feddit.uk on 19 Mar 17:52 next collapse

Why not both.

Rhaedas@fedia.io on 19 Mar 17:39 next collapse

Both. He's always been racist, but dementia removes what filters do exist.

FaygoRedPop@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 17:58 next collapse

I hate Trump. Fuck Trump.

However, out of all the disgusting and ghastly shit Trump has done and said, this one is not that bad. Poor taste, sure. Racist? Come on. Did you even read it? It was actually witty compared to his typical knuckle dragging bullshit.

A reporter asked Trump why he didn’t tell U.S. allies, including European and Asian countries, such as Japan, that he was planning joint military strikes with Israel on Iran.

“One thing, you don’t want to signal too much when we go in,” Trump said. “We went in very hard and we didn’t tell anyone about it because we wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”

This guy is a sex predator, pedo who is trying to be a dictator and is taking our democratic rights away. Let’s focus on that first. Don’t let this petty bullshit be the focus.

I’ll take my downvotes now.

Gsus4@mander.xyz on 19 Mar 18:20 next collapse

I guess he could always do worse and joke about Hiroshima…but I wont give more ideas…

FaygoRedPop@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 18:24 collapse

He does worse most times he opens his mouth. Calling a woman “piggy” to her face is considerably worse.

Gsus4@mander.xyz on 19 Mar 18:34 next collapse

I guess he could compare the PM to a gueixa or something, no guardrails :/

huppakee@piefed.social on 19 Mar 18:54 collapse

I agree that’s worse morally, but that not worse for the diplomatic relation between two of the worlds biggest economies.

FaygoRedPop@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 19:01 collapse

Then maybe she shouldn’t have spent the last year sucking his cock.

Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 20:02 collapse

Yeah but this anecdote betrays his shitty personality. At the end of the day he is an unapologetic child rapist first and foremost, and it’s hard to imagine what could surpass that depravity, but these little vignettes help paint the picture who have trouble believing the commander-in-chief is also the chomo-in-chief.

TwilitSky@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 19:11 next collapse

With Donald you never have to choose.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca on 19 Mar 19:24 next collapse

Well…she’s a huge fan of Trump so she deserves all she gets.

El_guapazo@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 19:49 next collapse

He’s brought it up before in dealing with Japanese diplomats

UnspecificGravity@piefed.social on 19 Mar 20:06 collapse

Coming up with the analogy is just his regular poor taste and racism. Not realizing that it paints the US as the equivalent to the Japanese in WWII is his dementia.

GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 17:52 next collapse

ITT: Lemmites Letting the mask slip

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 19 Mar 18:03 next collapse

People can find it funny for several reasons, some may be laughing at the pure stupidity of comparing the two. I would say we have seen few countries Trump considers allies. And Russia, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia seem to be the only 3 re-occuring allies he seems to consider.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 18:07 collapse

And Russia, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia

Which one of these is Israel?

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 19 Mar 19:49 collapse

Touche, I’m not sure I can tell the difference between Israel and Florida at the moment, Israel gets more benefits than Florida does though

Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 20:06 collapse

And Argentina lmao

tidderuuf@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 18:08 next collapse

If this is what makes you clutch your pearls then you are going to audibly gasp at all the other shit Trump has said.

Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 20:07 collapse

Bro ive never even seen someone wearing pearls

drbluefall@toast.ooo on 19 Mar 18:27 collapse

I mean, out of all the heinous fascistic shit Trump has done, this is probably among the least egregious. Plus as a dark comedy enjoyer, I can appreciate this on a “who the fuck starts a conversation like that; I just sat down” sort of level.

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 19 Mar 18:06 next collapse

“Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?””

A shame the Japanese rep couldn’t afford a jokeback like “you were a twinkle in the milkman’s eye at the time”.

cmbabul@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 18:09 next collapse

Does he not realize what he’s implying based on the ultimate fate of imperial Japan after they did the Pearl Harbor?

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 18:58 collapse

I guarantee you he does not.

mkwt@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 18:18 next collapse

Japan actually tried to coordinate a formal declaration of war to be submitted immediately before the attack commenced. But due to technical and logistical problems, the communique was not read by American diplomats until after the attack.

MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip on 19 Mar 18:44 collapse

This is the part of this that is such a political faux pas. Japan does not consider Pearl Harbor a surprise attack, and their nationalist movement right now probably won’t be happy to have their favorite PM be the whipping boy of the US president. I won’t say Japan is right on this, but it’s just the difference in how this story is presented.

Good riddance, hopefully this creates an awful situation for her politically at home as she is pushed leftward or rightward in retaliation.

UnspecificGravity@piefed.social on 19 Mar 18:33 next collapse

Interesting that Trump seems to understand that we “did a pearl harbor” on Iran, but somehow still thinks that we are the “good guys”? He almost got self aware for a second there.

Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 20:04 collapse

He doesn’t believe in good guys, he thinks everyone is just as evil as him so it makes his continuous assault on all limits of human decency OK in his mind.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml on 19 Mar 18:35 next collapse

Why? Seriously, why are they stunned? He was a crass, low class, racist thug well before the dementia hit. Why would anyone expect better?

_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 18:37 next collapse

STUNNED!

Ok, well, probably not that stunned…

jasoman@lemmy.world on 19 Mar 18:41 collapse

Only thing that bombed harder then that joke was pearl harbor.

bradinutah@thelemmy.club on 19 Mar 18:56 next collapse

People defending the Donvict with “He was joking” need to give up because he is terribly unfunny and lacks a healthy sense of humor.

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works on 19 Mar 19:00 collapse

I dunno, I can think of a couple things…