ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
on 23 Mar 00:43
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For Non-Catholics, a pope being seemingly on his deathbed and then rising again gives him double the powers of a Level I pope. He now controls Episcopalian doctrine and has unlocked a new pope-mobile with an extra turbo boost and some customization options like cool flames on the side.
Solumbran@lemmy.world
on 23 Mar 03:07
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Surprising as one could wonder how his god would let him get sick at all instead of performing his holy duties.
gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com
on 23 Mar 08:12
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Only Jesus and the canonized saints get magic powers, the rest of them just have like, fake magic powers that Catholics have to pretend are real.
God could cure him, because He's super awesome and shit, but since He works in mysterious ways and all, you can't rightfully question why He didn't because He knows everything and you don't. That's just selfish.
Hopefully you can tell I'm being sarcastic.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world
on 23 Mar 14:25
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Double the power, huh? So he isn’t Francis the Gray anymore, but Francis the White now?
I’m catholic. This is true. We are all pretty excited about it.
Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world
on 23 Mar 03:24
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I am happy that he is OK. I understand a lot of people don’t like him very much, but this guy has been an almost ideal pope for me. Much better than the last two guys.
I don’t know man. Thinking of non-straight people as lesser and even arguing for it makes you a piece of shit in my eyes
Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world
on 24 Mar 14:50
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I know, I did say ‘almost’. Did you see the last guy? If the current guy can be a true follower of Christ in that God forsaken theocratic system, then I’m quite happy. Also, he’s the kindest and nicest person of power currently in the world. I fear what comes after him.
BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world
on 23 Mar 14:00
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Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world
on 24 Mar 14:50
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I said ‘almost’. Did you see the last guy? If the current guy can be a true follower of Christ in that God forsaken theocratic system, then I’m quite happy. Also, he’s the kindest and nicest person of power currently in the world. I fear what comes after him.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
on 23 Mar 21:26
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They just realised that the spokesperson for the biggest pedophile ring on the planet shouldn’t be the biggest ghoul on the planet.
Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world
on 24 Mar 14:51
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I said ‘almost’. Did you see the last guy? If the current guy can be a true follower of Christ in that God forsaken theocratic system, then I’m quite happy. Also, he’s the kindest and nicest person of power currently in the world. I fear what comes after him.
I’m grateful for not having news items on how the popes’ night has been. The Pope is binary to me, he’s either living or dead, the latter being newsworthy the former not so much.
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For Non-Catholics, a pope being seemingly on his deathbed and then rising again gives him double the powers of a Level I pope. He now controls Episcopalian doctrine and has unlocked a new pope-mobile with an extra turbo boost and some customization options like cool flames on the side.
Surprising as one could wonder how his god would let him get sick at all instead of performing his holy duties.
Only Jesus and the canonized saints get magic powers, the rest of them just have like, fake magic powers that Catholics have to pretend are real.
God could cure him, because He's super awesome and shit, but since He works in mysterious ways and all, you can't rightfully question why He didn't because He knows everything and you don't. That's just selfish.
Hopefully you can tell I'm being sarcastic.
Double the power, huh? So he isn’t Francis the Gray anymore, but Francis the White now?
I’m catholic. This is true. We are all pretty excited about it.
I am happy that he is OK. I understand a lot of people don’t like him very much, but this guy has been an almost ideal pope for me. Much better than the last two guys.
I’m not Catholic.
If you are not a catholic then what do you mean „ideal pope for me”?
I mean he’s been a real nice guy and really seems to be following what I would think are Jesus’s teachings.
reuters.com/…/pope-says-church-open-everyone-incl…
theguardian.com/…/vatican-infinite-dignity-declar…
I don’t know man. Thinking of non-straight people as lesser and even arguing for it makes you a piece of shit in my eyes
I know, I did say ‘almost’. Did you see the last guy? If the current guy can be a true follower of Christ in that God forsaken theocratic system, then I’m quite happy. Also, he’s the kindest and nicest person of power currently in the world. I fear what comes after him.
This is your ideal Pope huh? apnews.com/general-news-64e1fc2312764a24bf1b2d6ec…
I said ‘almost’. Did you see the last guy? If the current guy can be a true follower of Christ in that God forsaken theocratic system, then I’m quite happy. Also, he’s the kindest and nicest person of power currently in the world. I fear what comes after him.
They just realised that the spokesperson for the biggest pedophile ring on the planet shouldn’t be the biggest ghoul on the planet.
I said ‘almost’. Did you see the last guy? If the current guy can be a true follower of Christ in that God forsaken theocratic system, then I’m quite happy. Also, he’s the kindest and nicest person of power currently in the world. I fear what comes after him.
I dont care. Its funny that theres a pope for the Catholics but none of the other religions get an excuse to be in the news.
I’m grateful for not having news items on how the popes’ night has been. The Pope is binary to me, he’s either living or dead, the latter being newsworthy the former not so much.