Cardinal found with forbidden phone during conclave to elect Pope Leo, book says (www.nbcnews.com)
from fne8w2ah@lemmy.world to world@lemmy.world on 02 Mar 2026 05:40
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pigeonofparadise@lemmy.org on 02 Mar 2026 05:46 next collapse

Kids are dying in Iran, fuck these pedos.

theherk@lemmy.world on 02 Mar 2026 06:19 next collapse

I agree, but how is that related?

[deleted] on 02 Mar 2026 06:26 collapse
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Deestan@lemmy.world on 02 Mar 2026 06:45 collapse

Life is not worth living if we can’t spontaneously take time out of our busy schedule to smell the flowers shit on the catholic church.

[deleted] on 02 Mar 2026 07:16 collapse
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gigachad@piefed.social on 02 Mar 2026 07:05 next collapse

What is a “forbidden phone”? Bro didn’t want to lose his Duolingo streak just because of conclave

tiredofsametab@fedia.io on 02 Mar 2026 07:20 next collapse

It only calls the ZPhone of No Return

FenrirIII@lemmy.world on 02 Mar 2026 16:05 collapse

Butt plug phone?

miseducator@lemmy.world on 02 Mar 2026 07:12 next collapse

Wee bit of insider Polymarket bidding never hurt no one.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world on 02 Mar 2026 10:29 next collapse

It’s the one Andy Warhol gave to Jim Morrison so he could call God. Morrison dumped it in a bin. Ultimately, it found its way to the Cardinal.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world on 02 Mar 2026 15:07 next collapse

Probably not the first thing we need to worry about when reporting on the Catholic Church. Also, we know just how much value a vow from a Catholic person has from the thousands of years of enthusiastic participation in child trafficking.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca on 03 Mar 2026 11:40 collapse

Scandalous