Pope Francis has died (news.sky.com)
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realitista@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 08:02 next collapse

I’m actually sad about this one. He was by far the best pope of my lifetime.

Flemmy@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 08:31 next collapse

I feel depressed watching someones last days no matter who they are. R.i.p. I think it was brave of him to be in public for so long.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:36 next collapse

Low bar.

realitista@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 08:42 next collapse

True but he exceeded the existing bar by a lot.

elucubra@sopuli.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 08:42 next collapse

Yes, but if the next one is a little better, and the next one, and the next one…

The church evolves very slowly.

Opisek@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:54 next collapse

Doesn’t help they pick the oldest guys in the room to become the pope.

BroBot9000@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 09:27 collapse

That’s why they keep doing it, same thing in politics. Old people holding back progress in a desperate attempt to grasp onto power just a bit longer.

Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 21 Apr 2025 11:11 collapse

I mean, I think they’re also choosing old people to be pope because it’s a “for life” thing. Plus the whole wisdom aspect and shit since it’s religion

taladar@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 12:45 collapse

I feel like anyone who still believes that crap that age necessarily brings wisdom needs to be prevented from making any political decisions at any cost.

parody@lemmings.world on 21 Apr 2025 23:22 collapse

Of course it doesn’t necessarily bring wisdom, agreed,

Also agree with considering life experience though

smeenz@lemmy.nz on 21 Apr 2025 10:01 next collapse

If politics is anything to take a pattern from, things will get slightly better, but those moments of hope are followed by gigantic steps backwards.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 10:05 collapse

You’ve really got to boil that frog for a while

zqps@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 12:49 next collapse

That is by no means a given! In fact we should expect a counter-movement within the church, as that’s what happens if a leader is gone that was pushing the organization in a more progressive direction against the will of many influential members.

scarabic@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:50 collapse

They will definitely not appoint an even more progressive pope after him. He was “the progressive pope” for a time and now they will shift gears in the other direction for a time. The Catholic Church is not on some steady progressive march. Especially the way politics are going around the world, you can expect a very anti-woke pope next.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:52 collapse

Speed bump.

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 08:54 next collapse

Don’t be sad, he was as just bad as any of his colleagues.

nytimes.com/…/pope-francis-homophobic-slur.html

TheOctonaut@mander.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 09:04 next collapse

I have terrible news for you if you think using a homophobic slur is as bad as anything the previous popes and cardinals have been doing.

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 09:12 next collapse

The homophobic slurs should also be a reminder that the catholic church is a homophobic cult.

Saleh@feddit.org on 21 Apr 2025 11:34 collapse

If your concept of a religious institution that has more than a billion people listening to it is reduced to “homophobic cult”, how does that differ from being part of a “bigoted cult” because you condemn people based on your simplistic understanding of their religion?

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 11:41 collapse

The catholic church is indeed a homophobic cult that condemns homophobia as a sins for which you get punished in hell, having million of followers or being popular doesn’t change the fact. Scientology has millions of followers are we going to give them any credibility because of that?

Saleh@feddit.org on 21 Apr 2025 11:57 collapse

How does your sentiment differ from someone who would say:

The catholic church LGBT is indeed a homophobic sinful cult that condemns homophobia as a sins for which you get punished in hell religion as being a homophobic cult, having million of followers or being popular doesn’t change the fact.

You take the broadest brush and just stroke over everything, instead of being willing to accept any nuance.

Takumidesh@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 12:44 collapse

Probably because one is founded on evidence and the other one is founded on a made up concept by the institution in question.

Saleh@feddit.org on 21 Apr 2025 12:52 collapse

Pope Francis declared it possible for Priests to bless same-sex marriages.

If the supposed cult leader of a supposed homophobic cult is allowing for the supposed cult to bless same-sex marriages, how is that consistent with the notion of a supposedly homophobic cult?

Takumidesh@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 13:33 collapse

I think you think I’m someone else.

Prandom_returns@lemm.ee on 22 Apr 2025 07:41 collapse

Isn’t this ‘whataboutism’?

Eyekaytee@aussie.zone on 21 Apr 2025 09:07 next collapse

Francis was known as a liberal reformer, making headlines across the globe by permitting the blessing of same-sex couples and promoting global action on climate change.

Francis worked as a janitor and a chemical technician in the food-processing industry before entering the seminary.

He was outspoken about clergy abuse and called on the Catholic Church to “act decisively” against paedophile priests just months after his 2013 appointment.

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 09:25 collapse

Francis was known as a liberal reformer, making headlines across the globe by permitting the blessing of same-sex couples and promoting global action on climate change.

He was also known as the ceo of a homophobic and misogynist cult and for strolling around italy in a private helicopter.

He was outspoken about clergy abuse and called on the Catholic Church to “act decisively” against paedophile priests just months after his 2013 appointment.

theguardian.com/…/pope-francis-victims-church-sex…

Eyekaytee@aussie.zone on 21 Apr 2025 09:37 collapse

“As if I could have taken a selfie or a photo while Karadima abused me and others and Juan Barros stood by watching it all,” tweeted Barros’s most vocal accuser, Juan Carlos Cruz. “These people are truly crazy, and the pontiff talks about atonement to the victims. Nothing has changed, and his plea for forgiveness is empty.”

Wasn’t this then 6 months later:

Pope Francis begins purge at Chilean church over sex abuse scandal

Francis realized he had misjudged the Chilean situation after meeting with Cruz and reading the 2,300-page report compiled by two leading Vatican investigators about the depth of Chile’s scandal, which has devastated the credibility of the church in a once overwhelmingly Roman Catholic country in the pope’s native Latin America.

“A new day has begun in Chile’s Catholic Church!” tweeted Juan Carlos Cruz, the abuse survivor who denounced Barros for years and pressed for the Vatican to take action.

“I’m thrilled for all those who have fought to see this day,” he said. “The band of delinquent bishops … begins to disintegrate today.”

pbs.org/…/pope-francis-begins-purge-at-chilean-ch… apnews.com/…/33b208ef4bc84576a503b059629607db

Sounds like you could maybe… forgive him… for making a mistake while attempting to cleanup the worst mess in modern catholic history?

But I’m not a catholic or religious at all

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 10:15 collapse

They took action after there was a public backlash. Do you know what the context of the original comment is?

bishop-accountability.org/…/a-teen-was-accused-of…

qyron@sopuli.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 09:31 next collapse

This was tbe same man that said being homosexual isn’t a crime and doesn’t merit persecution for it, albeit by the catholic creed being a sin.

An insult is only as long someone allows it to be.

Downvote away.

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 09:49 next collapse

He’s the internally appointed CEO of a cult persuading people to believe that ghosts are real. The blessing of same-sex couples is a stunt the catholic church pulled to save face in 21st century, their different treatment of homosexual couples still speak loud about their cult homophobia.

qyron@sopuli.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 10:10 collapse

You are hard pressed to be more of an atheist than I am.

You expect dogma to be nullified with a snap of finger? Even more when that same dogma is taken from the book on which the creed is built upon?

As if people require any sort of excuse to shun and persecute those who are different.

I find it more important countries to codify into law the right for anyone, regardless gender or sexual orientation, to enjoy the same rights, including marriage if so they choose but like it or not, a man forcing that small change into a monolithic, organized, religion is something to be recognized.

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 10:24 collapse

You expect dogma to be nullified with a snap of finger?

I expect homophobic cult leaders to be called out for what they are and not praised or defended

qyron@sopuli.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 11:19 collapse

Then start by the first line priests.

Those can be some of the worst individuals in the church, and some of the best, at the same time.

There are incredibly forward thinking, humanist and humane individuals acting as local parish priests, individuals that entered the ranks for personal calling and devotion, doing their best to push back on backwards thought and belief on “pious” communities. Those should garner wide support, when it is the exact opposite that happens, with usually the most reprobate and closed minded individuals being seen as “good” priest and thus rising in the ranks, to keep the status quo, one generation after the other.

Institutions are made of people. That man did little but achieved something to move the creed in a better direction. Most just tend to small affairs or outright go for even more dogmatic understandings of outdated subjects, which by itself drives away more people.

Now that I think about it, as reading or being knowledgeable of what any “holy” book holds is the best way to create atheists, maybe those are doing the best job.

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 11:33 collapse

Even the “best” individuals in the catholic church are still the members of a homophobic and misogynist cult persuading people to believe that ghosts are real. catholic church bending and changing its own sacred holy laws as it suit them is more proof of their bullshits.

qyron@sopuli.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 13:37 collapse

There is being atheist and there is being anti-theist.

The way you express yourself, it seems you lean more into the second. Which I find intriguing because in order to be anti-theist, you first need to give any value to the theist claims.

As you do seem very invested in supporting and uplifting those that are wronged by a creed, why do you opt to attack any and all believer, by default, instead of trying to find people that share your exact concerns?

It doesn’t matter if someone takes Santa Claus, the Krampus, the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy as real or if they hold the hope of meeting again their loved ones after they die. People are here, today, living, breathing, suffering.

The bending and changing of those same “holy” precepts is what allows people to diverge abd evolve the way they understand others and the world.

Anti-theism fell out of favour in the 2010’s. Too much vitriol. Reason does not cancel hope and dreams but it should cancel hollow arguments, including those reason itself raises.

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 16:33 collapse

If there was a pinned post about Santa Claus disciple passing i would express my concerns about the Santa Claus cult, especially if the cultist were known to be bigots involved in abuse scandals.

qyron@sopuli.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 17:25 collapse

That’s Easter. But since you mention it, there was a time when coal was to be given to the bad kids, which by default were all the non-white and not poor kids.

Bigoted enough for you? I grew up still listening echos of that shit.

Eyekaytee@aussie.zone on 21 Apr 2025 09:49 collapse

He did get a lot of things right:

Pope Francis says Trump ‘is not a Christian,’ Trump responds

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnv6tIRW86A

Mubelotix@jlai.lu on 21 Apr 2025 12:20 collapse

Of course the worst pro-russia troll would also troll against catholicism, why am I surprised

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 12:35 collapse

Calling out the the admin of a homophobic cult and pointing out their homophobic slurs is “trolling”

You are definitely in good faith for accusing people of being russian trolls in a pope thread…

slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org on 21 Apr 2025 10:05 next collapse

Spokesperson of the biggest pedophile ring dies, and that makes me sad.

Suffa@lemmy.wtf on 21 Apr 2025 10:37 next collapse

He was the best child rapist out of the lot of them 😢

I hope his religion is real so he can burn in hell with his predecessors.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 11:33 next collapse

This comment proves the church’s PR experiment worked. The lies worked. He wasn’t progressive, he was a hard conservative, homophonic, misogynist who defended pedos and spewed hollow platitudes while sitting on a trillion dollars. But the church put him in place and threw a huge propaganda machine behind him and you bought it

Edit: to the pedo lovers in this thread who are gonna miss king pedo

youtu.be/DUlj48Rvp1c

TheRealKuni@midwest.social on 21 Apr 2025 12:10 next collapse

homophonic

I think he was the first Pope Francis. But even if he were the second, that wouldn’t make him a homophone.

I guess all popes are homophonic in some languages, like in Spanish “la papa” is potato and “el papa” is pope.

harmsy@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 2025 05:05 collapse

You win the award for funniest spelling pedantry of the month.

atzanteol@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 12:12 next collapse

This comment proves the church’s PR experiment worked.

Conspiracy theorists are so weird… Like do you imagine a smokey room with the pope and a group of cardinals talking about how they want to represent the church in a completely opposite way to how they want it to be? Or is there a “shadow church” that controls it all and the pope is unaware?

Which marvel movie best reflects the situation do you think?

Takumidesh@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 12:41 next collapse

I mean, the Catholic Church is a political organization that has global reach, I don’t think it’s a wild conspiracy that they carefully consider their appearance.

atzanteol@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 17:28 collapse

This comment proves the church’s PR experiment worked. The lies worked. He wasn’t progressive, he was a hard conservative,

This phrase, right here, sounds like it came from a conspiracy theorist. Because that’s exactly how conspiracy theorists rationalize things. Anything that counters my belief is “lies” and it’s just a “PR experiment”. It can’t possibly be that the pope is, like most people, complex with varied beliefs and potentially even contradictory beliefs.

No. It’s “lies from a PR department”. 🙄

Takumidesh@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 19:06 collapse

But they do have a pr department. The holy see is a political organization. They are an internationally recognized government with diplomatic relationships. While not a member state of the UN they are permanent observers and influence decision making on a worldwide scale, and it’s not a secret that the church, which is run by the same person as the holy see (the Pope) has had its fair share of controversy.

I don’t think it’s a stretch to think the holy see spends time and effort in order to make their appearance, and the appearance of the church, look better.

atzanteol@sh.itjust.works on 22 Apr 2025 00:43 collapse

“I don’t think it’s a stretch” and “they have a PR department” are not “evidence”.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 16:30 collapse

lol we have proof of these people causing genocides and raping children but sure that’s far fetched

atzanteol@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 17:21 collapse

Proof of things “A” is not proof of things “B”

hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 13:44 collapse

Did you even see the earlier Popes? He did everything you say and yet this guy was liberal by every definition compared to the guy he replaced. Benedict was nasty and he knew it.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 16:32 collapse

He said a lot. Did the opposite and continued the church’s status quo, you’re a fool if you think his pro lgbt talk was sincere, actions speak louder than words

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realitista@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 13:58 collapse

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datavoid@lemmy.ml on 21 Apr 2025 14:18 collapse

He had the dopest pope rock album too, I imagine that record will stand

Nighed@feddit.uk on 21 Apr 2025 08:06 next collapse

So him not meeting Vance earlier may not have been a snub then ☹️ (he did)

Was he involved in any of the traditional Easter stuff? (He was)

Nangijala@feddit.dk on 21 Apr 2025 08:16 next collapse

I mean… he did meet Vance. I don’t know why there was lies being spread around about that. All you have to do is do a quick little search and you’ll get pics from several angles of the pope and Vance chatting.

I will say, though, that the pope looked rough, so it isn’t super surprising that he passed shortly after.

Nighed@feddit.uk on 21 Apr 2025 08:22 next collapse

That’s what I get for getting my news from Lemmy memes.

Updated my comment

Nangijala@feddit.dk on 21 Apr 2025 08:33 collapse

That’s fair. I have fallen for fake news myself a few times too.

egrets@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 09:24 collapse

On Saturday April 19th he met with Pietro Parolin. This was framed as a snub. On Sunday 20th he met with Francis.

cosmicrookie@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:25 collapse

“I know you have not been feeling great but it’s good to see you in better health,” Mr. Vance told the pope, according to video footage of the visit

Lembot_0002@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 08:08 next collapse

I remember him as one of those important men who failed to condemn Russian aggression. Maybe the next one will have a better moral compass.

Thorgrem@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:14 next collapse

He condemned the Russian aggression on multiple occasions.

kiwifruit@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:44 collapse

apnews.com/…/russia-ukraine-pope-francis-religion…

Quick search shows he did condem it.

jordanlund@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:09 next collapse

This is huge, pinning it for now.

3laws@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 19:36 collapse

One would even suggest this is world news.

jordanlund@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 20:11 collapse

Definitely. This potentially changes the structure of the Church which impacts every country in which it operates.

1.3 billion followers in 160+ countries.

Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 08:09 next collapse

Wonder if he really made it through the Easter or whether they kept it covered so that it looked like so

f314@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:19 next collapse

He made an appearance at Easter mass yesterday.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:27 next collapse

Hologram technology really has come a long way

MelonYellow@lemmy.ca on 21 Apr 2025 09:02 collapse

Mustered up that last goodbye to the people

Visstix@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:42 collapse

Did they do an Easter at Bernies?

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de on 21 Apr 2025 08:10 next collapse

let’s wait a couple days and see if he comes back

biofaust@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 09:56 collapse

You literally missed the right number by one.

Sidhean@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:51 collapse

I don’t think they did. In the bible, Jesus died Friday afternoon and rose Sunday morning. That’s pretty close to two days- just over a day and a half, depending on when God yoinked his son’s spirit.

The tradition took place over three days, but we’ll know if he’s a’risin’ by the day and a half mark.

scarabic@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 23:56 collapse

Well done! As Martin Luther King Jr said:

“Love cannot drive out pedantry, only more pedantry can do that”

Thorgrem@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:12 next collapse

May he rest in peace.

random_character_a@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:14 next collapse

Yeah, meeting JD Vance can be too much for anyone.

BestBouclettes@jlai.lu on 21 Apr 2025 08:20 next collapse

We should spread the news that Vance killed him!

match@pawb.social on 21 Apr 2025 08:41 collapse

vance liz truss’d the pope

Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 21 Apr 2025 09:11 next collapse

Honestly, it’s not even hat far fetched. He probably denied visits because he was in bad health, yet Americans probably pushed to meet anyway

smeenz@lemmy.nz on 21 Apr 2025 09:59 collapse

I believe the pope met with the UK PM and one other dignitary the previous day, so he wasn’t denying all visits.

Edit: … and he did meet with Vance the next day.

d00phy@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 12:09 collapse

I would imagine they have some beautiful, world class couches in the Vatican. I can only imagine what the Pope walked in on!

rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 08:16 next collapse

He was an alright Pope in the end. Not a soulless bastard like Benedict.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:28 next collapse

Well, now it’s time to swing to an even Nazier Nazi.

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:44 collapse

You joke but there is a genuine possibility that the Vatican might elect someone who is more conservative, if not very so. The Vatican under Francis had been the most progressive it had been in decades. And it ruffled the feathers of many conservative clergies.

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Jack_Burton@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 11:50 next collapse

Yep, and there’s no way Musk, Trump, and Putin aren’t trying to rig that vote. A Papal blessing would go a long way to speeding up their march.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 14:58 collapse

Oh, it wasn’t a joke, I was just saying it in a humorous manner.

WhiteRabbit@lemmy.today on 21 Apr 2025 09:25 next collapse

He even opted out of the traditional, expensive papal funeral and requested to just be laid in state and then buried in a wooden coffin lined with zinc.

smeenz@lemmy.nz on 21 Apr 2025 10:05 next collapse

Why zinc?

RedFrank24@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 10:18 collapse

It’s a fairly common lining for coffins that you’re gonna either transport internationally or put in mausoleums. It keeps the body preserved for longer and takes about 100 years to break down.

zqps@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 12:52 collapse

I can’t not read this as “expensive paypal funeral”.

biofaust@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 10:08 collapse

They are priests, they are all the same, no matter the cult or the specific affiliation (Jesuit in this case): independent.co.uk/…/pope-paedophile-priests-child…

rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 14:07 collapse

According to the article, the context for the flashy headline is that all Catholics are children of God and that all must be treated with compassion, while still acknowledging that pedophiles are monsters.

I will not pretend that Francis’s hands are totally clean. He has mistreated abuse cases in the past. Around 2019 he actually started implementing some reforms that have to some extent helped. While I don’t think he did enough, he did much more than his predecessors. I highly suspect the next pope will be another Benedict and not another Francis. Consequently, I suspect that the mishandling will get worse.

cosmicrookie@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:25 next collapse

“I know you have not been feeling great but it’s good to see you in better health,” Mr. Vance told the pope, according to video footage of the visit

nytimes.com/…/pope-francis-meets-with-jd-vance.ht…

DioEgizio@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 08:29 next collapse

JD Vance visits the Vatican, the pope literally dies

I guess he didn’t say “thank you”

theherk@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 10:38 collapse

Like Liz Truss to the queen.

rustyfish@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:30 next collapse

Bye.

witty_username@feddit.nl on 21 Apr 2025 08:32 next collapse

On Easter. The thumpers are going to love this

rickdg@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:33 next collapse

Yeah, “guess I’ll die” is a normal reaction to meeting JD.

oliver@lemmy.skumring.com on 21 Apr 2025 09:57 collapse

Yeah, it’s sarcastic but could be definitely true: https://newsthump.com/2025/04/21/pope-loses-will-to-live-after-meeting-jd-vance/

jballs@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 15:22 collapse

Speculation is now mounting as to whether Vance might face manslaughter charges if lawyers can prove that sucking all hope from a room is technically a crime.

Lmao this has my rolling

MudMan@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 08:38 next collapse

I am surpringly annoyed about Americans somehow finding a way to make this about themselves.

In reality I'm much more worried about the likely counterreformist pushback that is likely about to happen. We're about to find out if a remarkably powerful organization's leader was able to seed enough support to secure a politically aligned successor, and if the answer is "no" a bunch of organizations are about to get even more ruthlessly conservative at a time when a new strain of fascism is seeking moral support. The Catholic Church has been here before. It didn't go well.

venusaur@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:41 next collapse

It sure feels like the tides are turning conservative everywhere, but apparently a Filipino progressive is a favorite to be next

MudMan@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 08:45 next collapse

We'll see where it goes. They aren't exactly transparent about these things, and they've been arguing among themselves for a while. We'll know with the white smoke, I suppose.

Microw@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 11:21 next collapse

There is a roman saying, “the one who enters conclave as the pope [to be] leaves it as a mere cardinal”

CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 11:36 next collapse

There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.

anzo@programming.dev on 21 Apr 2025 14:16 collapse

I can’t read this. The saying I know is probably Roman: “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me”.

catloaf@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 17:11 next collapse

goodreads.com/…/6436-there-s-an-old-saying-in-ten…

As dumb as Bush was, he was smart enough to not say “shame on me” on camera.

boomzilla@programming.dev on 22 Apr 2025 08:30 collapse

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushism

You can find the original quote in the examples section.

anzo@programming.dev on 22 Apr 2025 10:08 collapse

Ah, I didn’t knew there was a president in America that made the mistake of paraphrasing it like that. Shame on americans that keep bein’ fooled in that fake democracy :P

sudneo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 12:16 next collapse

A very old one indeed. It’s never certain how conclaves will go.

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barneypiccolo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 14:55 next collapse

I’m not Catholic, and i don’t follow this stuff closely, but I’ve seen a LOT of popes come and go, and as far as I remember, the chosen pope has NEVER been the early favorite. Anybody whose name is being knocked around right now is unlikely to be the final choice, recently-historically speaking.

venusaur@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 2025 04:52 collapse

Bummer. Then I guess it’ll be another Italian.

Saleh@feddit.org on 21 Apr 2025 11:25 next collapse

I think in terms of the church the term “conservative” does not necessarily align with the political understanding. The largest shift in the church is demographic. White Europeans are loosing power rapidly in the catholic church. Subsequently the catholic church will align less and less with “Western” conservatives, and their imperialist understanding of geopolitics.

I expect to see much more opposition of “christian conservative” politicians in Europe towards the catholic church.
Ironically just yesterday the president of the German federal parliament of the “christian conservative” CDU told the Churches to shut up about politics.

Miaou@jlai.lu on 21 Apr 2025 11:39 collapse

It is not ironic, half of Germans are protestants.

Saleh@feddit.org on 21 Apr 2025 11:53 next collapse

She is describing herself as catholic though and even studied catholic theology.Her attack was directed at all churches, not just the catholic church.

More specifically she said “the churches shouldn’t be another NGO” and then gave examples as to what they shouldn’t talk about. So the idea is already that "NGO"s are something bad and civil society voicing political stances is bad. But then religious institutions commenting on how politics are in violation of the values the religion teaches, seems to be particularly disdained. This is also historically worrisome as the churches in the GDR used to be hailed for taking a stance against the regime and there is a lot of stories, how the churches in the third Reich would have taken stance, although i am not sure if the ratio of opposition/silence/collaboration is accurately represented in those stories.

DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org on 21 Apr 2025 12:21 collapse

Nope. Half of Germans (47%) don’t have a confession. 21% of Germans are protestants.

barneypiccolo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 14:52 collapse

I’m waiting for someone to suggest that a it’s time for the first woman pope.

venusaur@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 2025 02:34 collapse

Haha I was thinking that, but there’s no way. And that’s a problem

Wildfire0Straggler3@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 09:17 next collapse

“Francis appointed nearly 80% of the cardinal electors who will choose the next pope, increasing the possibility that his successor will continue his progressive policies, despite the strong pushback from traditionalists.”

reuters.com/…/pope-francis-has-died-vatican-says-…

Microw@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 11:20 collapse

The catch is that he did not appoint by ideology. His appointments were mainly based on the guys doing work for poor people, for migrants, and on them doing their jobs in the global south.

Quite a few of these he made cardinals are somewhat conservative in their views, especially regarding sexuality

Emtity_13@lemmy.sdf.org on 21 Apr 2025 13:00 collapse

It helps a bit that typically those that have more compassion tend to be more liberal, but in general even the more liberal Catholics tend to be somewhat conservative

Microw@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 13:05 collapse

I mean, there are catholic priests and officials that are very liberal - they do exist. But those people do usually not even get into a position as a bishop, so they are not on the table to potentially become cardinals.

Wanpieserino@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 09:21 next collapse

It’s just a religion, we strip it of any power if they misbehave.

yeahiknow3@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 21 Apr 2025 09:32 next collapse

Cultism is such a potent tendency of the human animal that new cults form spontaneously in the absence of established mythologies (or despite them). Fascism is a cult phenomenon, for instance, and the people vulnerable to such belief systems are unerringly broken in the same way that religious people are broken. It’s like someone scooped out the part of their brains responsible for maintaining epistemic norms and replaced it with oatmeal.

Microw@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 11:22 next collapse

You should know that lots of countries and societies will not do this. Especially in the global south.

MudMan@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 12:14 next collapse

I am very curious to know who "we" is in this context.

Wanpieserino@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 12:50 collapse

Europe. We have a history of stripping power from christianity, and we’ll continue till there’s nothing left if necessary.

So yeah, just be powerless, it’s just a religion.

MudMan@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 12:56 collapse

Europe has a history of stripping power from Christianity? Like, Europe Europe?

Is this some other Europe I don't know about? There may be an Europe I entirely missed somewhere, I suppose. Because the Europe I know took a millenia to marginally diminish the power of Christianity, and it only happened because of liberal democracy quietly supplanting spirituality for convenience. It was in no way, shape or form a political choice based on them "misbehaving".

I mean, even if that was true, which hah, nah, the places where the Catholic church is growing these days are in Africa and Asia. Stop making me have to lump Europeans with the gross ethnocentrism of USmericans.

Wanpieserino@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 13:08 collapse

I can’t really take it serious when Belgium is labeled as catholic Christianity majority.

The majority of practicing religious people are Muslim.

The churches are empty.

MudMan@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 13:23 collapse

For one thing, Belgium is like 2% of the EU, so barely representative. For another, being actively practicing is less relevant than how much political influence is wielded and how many institutions are baked into the legal and political system to align with a particular worldview.

And for another another, this isn't about Europe (or the US) much at all. They matter way less than the countries trying to secure a semblance of civil rights in the context of an increasing interference from Western-originated religions using them as breeding grounds for retrograde conservatism.

So you are very welcome to remain oblivious and pretend you have culturally overcome the footprint of Christianity (which again, hah, nah), but that has zero bearing on the relevance of these events.

Wanpieserino@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 13:35 collapse

Yeah sure it impacted our culture. But nobody believes in Christianity anymore. There’s a political party dying because they have Christian in their name. Their voters literally keep dying year after year.

Haven’t really heard anyone talk about this religion the past 10 years.

I’ve heard a lot about Islam though, because of immigrants. Like god damn these people actually still believe in a deity.

Anyways, have fun with your religion stuff. Keep it out of belgium

MudMan@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 15:02 collapse

Nobody around the tiny, itsy-bitsy, entirely irrelevant circle of people you talk to.

I assure you plenty of people "believe in Christianity", in Europe and particularly outside of Europe. Even more of them use Christianity as a political tool.

Hey, you wanna know how many people "believe in Christianity"? This was Europe this last weekend, not believing in Christianity.

Wanpieserino@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 15:08 collapse

Yeah, spain is a bit behind I suppose. So is Poland.

My neighbouring countries are France, Netherlands, Luxembourg, Germany and across the water we have the UK.

We happen to be the economic powerhouses of the EU too. So when we push for secularism, it has a bit more impact.

MudMan@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 15:12 collapse

Right.

I have to assume you're outright trolling at this point, so we're gonna leave it there.

Man, I REALLY hope you're outright trolling. Mostly for your sake.

Wanpieserino@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 15:13 collapse

Of course I am. Look at my profile picture

angrystego@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 12:43 collapse

Unfortunately that’s not the way it works.

garfaagel@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 09:32 next collapse

I don’t expect a conservative backlash, on the contrary Francis’s Pontificate has weakened the conservative wing considerably. Given that 80% of the voting cardinals were appointed by Pope Francis, I would expect them to elect a successor that continues in the same direction, perhaps even a more radical one.

During his pontificate Francis also made a lot of efforts to bring in new groups into the corridors of power. Not only by his appointment of cardinals, but also e.g. by reforming the Curia with Praedicate evangelium.

MudMan@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 12:13 collapse

Compared to the iron grip the reactionaries held before my understanding is you're right. That doesn't mean that wing is going to get away with a continuist choice. I mean, it's more likely than it used to be, but I'm not making a call until the Habemus Papam.

LouSlash@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 10:07 next collapse

I am surpringly annoyed about Americans somehow finding a way to make this about themselves

And turning it into politics, because there is no otger way to talk about things

Sure, discussing politics is important to some degree, but it isn’t the most important thing in our lifes

One of the most important persons in the world (atleast for catholics) has died. We shouldn’t laugh about it. We shouldn’t politicize it. We shouldn’t take it to any other context.

I’m surprised and sad at the same time. Even tho i like edgy memes and memes about Pope John Paul II (he is a legend in Poland and polish community do meme about him but in a very respectful way), i really find it bad to do so about Pope Francis right now - so i dislike any post like this

Saleh@feddit.org on 21 Apr 2025 11:29 next collapse

The church is political. The church should be political. Francis pushed for the church to take more of a stance and it rubbed “christian conservatives” the wrong way, because their political goals are a mockery of the values Jesus preached.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 14:04 collapse

I agree the church is political and should be open about it, and pay taxes like any other political organization. Not just the Catholic Church but all denominations, and across the religions and around the world.

MudMan@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 12:11 collapse

It is literally a political position. There's about to be an election to choose the next guy.

I agree that it is serious in that it's going to have an impact on people's lives, far beyond the relatively small direct power they have. That concerns me.

To be clear, I have zero respect for the institution, but I care about how they wield the influence they have, and I'd much rather have a relatively progressive guy like Francis than a relative reactionary like John Paul II, with all due respect to Polish pride. I'm assuming we can at least agree on taking him over Benedictus.

philpo@feddit.org on 21 Apr 2025 10:51 next collapse

Yeah. It’s more than annoying, especially as it’s the same old Vance joke again and again and again. Which isn’t even clever.

I am not a Christian by any means but I worked with them quite often. Francis did change a lot of things and while he wasn’t in no way perfect - he did have his drawbacks, for a fucking pope he was much better than anyone before him within the last few hundred years. People (especially on the internet)nowadays expect other people, especially political leaders to “check all their boxes” and if one thing is not going as far as they want, they are alienated.

Often I have the impression that as long as someone is not going “all the way” in the right direction they are seen as bad as someone who does not do anything at all or goes in the wrong direction. (Which is ironic because the church itself has evolved past the “saint or sinner” directive)

Francis has been going in the right direction probably 60% of the way and 10% in the wrong direction. Is the Catholic church there yet? No. Is there a big chance it might turn back? Yes. Would he been elected if he was so reformist it was sure he would topple everything and go 100%? Surely not.

But he did much more than any of his predecessors did.

Any much more most commenters do.

Besides: It’s okay to feel sorry for an old man dying. That’s called fucking compassion. I work in healthcare and have seen a lot of people die. I feel sorry for almost all of them.

In the end a human has died. Period.

r_deckard@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 10:56 next collapse

much better than anyone before him within the last few hundred years

John XXIII was pretty progressive, wouldn’t you think?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 12:20 collapse

So progressive there’s an anti Vatican II movement in America

peteyestee@feddit.org on 21 Apr 2025 14:30 next collapse

The joke about Vance killing him? I don’t think people mean it as a joke. That’s how the mob-like tactics work. It’s a very real consideration. Organized crime is intertwined deeply in American government and geopolitics.

Shit even the Vatican was wrapped up in mafia stuff in the past and probably still is.

Sorry but I used AI for this;

“The Vatican has been associated with mafia connections, particularly during the papacies of Pope Paul VI and Pope John Paul II. These connections have been linked to financial scandals and criminal activities involving figures like Michele Sindona and Roberto Calvi. Sindona, a reputed international mafia chieftain, was appointed as the Vatican banker by Pope Paul VI, leading to significant financial disasters and frauds. Calvi, the head of Banco Ambrosiano, was also deeply involved in money laundering and had ties to the mafia and the Vatican Bank under the leadership of Archbishop Paul Marcinkus. Marcinkus faced criticism from Pope John Paul II’s inner circle but was protected by the Pope, highlighting the complex relationships within the Vatican during this period.

In recent years, efforts have been made to address these issues. The Vatican created a working group in honor of Rosario Livatino, a Catholic judge killed by the mafia, to study the expulsion of criminal organizations from the Catholic Church. These initiatives reflect ongoing efforts to separate the Church from criminal influences and to promote integrity within its financial and organizational structures.

The Vatican’s financial dealings have long been a source of scandal and embarrassment, contributing to a “black legend” that mars the Church’s image. Pope Francis has been particularly active in reforming Vatican finances, centralizing control over Vatican assets to reduce the risk of corruption and illegal activities.

Despite these efforts, concerns about mafia influence persist, with investigations and arrests involving mafia members and their alleged cooperation with the Vatican Bank.”

And trump…

“Donald Trump has been linked to organized crime figures throughout his career. He has been accused of doing business with and receiving favors from the Mafia during his early years as a developer in New York City. For instance, Trump used concrete supplied by companies controlled by the Mafia to build his properties, including Trump Tower, at a time when the concrete industry was under Mafia control.

Trump’s lawyer, Roy Cohn, had ties to several Mafia bosses, and Cohn introduced Trump to some of these figures. Trump also had business dealings with individuals who had connections to organized crime, such as John Staluppi, a “made” member of the Colombo crime family, and Kenneth Shapiro, who worked for Philadelphia mobster Nicodemo “Little Nicky” Scarfo.

In 2013, Trump admitted on David Letterman’s show that he had encountered “characters” associated with organized crime during his time in New York, but claimed he tried to stay away from them.

These allegations have been detailed in various books and articles, including Wayne Barrett’s biography “Trump: The Deals and the Downfall” and a book titled “‘MAFIA’ Don: Donald Trump’s 40 years of Mob ties” by H.B. Glushakow.”

Organized crime is a key player in national and geopolitics. It never went away, they got better at it. And corrupted officials got better at hiding them. America is probably currently dominated by organized crime right now.

There are four main rulers of humanity, nations/politicians, organized religions, 1% wealth business, and organized crime. They all mingle and all manipulate the poor and vulnerable to gather followers, soldiers, and sycophants in order to maintain control. It’s very real war happening.

antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 21 Apr 2025 22:53 collapse

Oh yeah, the death of an 88-year-old man who has been suffering from serious medical issues for months is so odd and unexpected that it is more reasonable to propose that the vice-president of the US personally killed him.

eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 22 Apr 2025 07:10 collapse

Vance is actually a secret agent that killed the Pope, no one would suspect the murder of a dying man! It’s like a bad Tom Clancy novel.

barneypiccolo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 14:31 next collapse

I don’t feel that sorry when an old person dies, they’ve lived their life, and dying is a natural part of the cycle. I do feel bad for those they left behind, who will miss them dearly.

I feel worst for young people who die before their time, and never got to experience the life they planned for, that’s a true tragedy.

barneypiccolo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 15:04 next collapse

Great post. Holding the leash on the next Pope would be a huge strategic coup for the MAGA Nazis, and too much of a temptation to resist. There are no coincidences in politics, and dropping dead immediately after Couchfucker’s visit is to close to not be suspicious.

I expect a full court press by the MAGA Nazis to have their hand-picked creep as the next Pope, and they will make all sorts of threats to accomplish it. In the end, if the Vatican chooses someone other than the MAGA Nazi candidate, Catholics will suddenly become one more persecuted political democraphic in America.

Prandom_returns@lemm.ee on 22 Apr 2025 07:38 collapse

I’m entitled to not feel sorry for the unelected ruling class dying. Whether it’s the queen, or it’s the pope.

Both brought more misery than did good. The existance of them both were a net negative to the world.

Fuck the church.

blujan@sopuli.xyz on 22 Apr 2025 12:51 collapse

The pope is elected in his country

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de on 21 Apr 2025 11:35 next collapse

Should we make it about a religion that’s known for pedophile priests and them being protected? Or about how religion is a long con scam of power and wealth that has been the leading cause of war and persecution for centuries upon centuries?

Granted, by all appearances, I believe he seemed to be a pretty good guy. Hopefully the next pope will be as good. Take what you can while religions still exist, I suppose.

MudMan@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 12:07 collapse

Yes.

Yes, you should.

Because as much as you see it as a domestic throwaway denomination among many, they are extremely and increasingly overrepresented in developing countries (and a couple of European ones as well).

So if you want to know which way the use of contraceptives, the position on gay people or the express support for neofascism is going to go in Africa this is relevant.

It is not about the US or their opinions. And I say this as an atheist.

oppy1984@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 13:12 next collapse

As a nursing non-Catholic American, I have the same worry for the global geopolitics. It just so happens that the united states is part of those geopolitics.

higgsboson@dubvee.org on 21 Apr 2025 21:17 collapse

I am surpringly annoyed about Americans somehow finding a way to make this about themselves

Me too, bud. Me. Too. Alas, there is no escaping them for me. I do wish more Americans could travel abroad and see the world beyond our borders. I would wager fewer than 20% of Americans have been 50 miles from our borders and it can lead to a pretty insular world view.

LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 08:41 next collapse

Now I’m not saying Vance murdered the pope but I’m not not saying it either…

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:41 next collapse

My guess is that they will elect a conservative pope to replace Francis. It is no secret that there are court intrigues and in-fighting in the Vatican between progressive and conservative clergies. Pope Francis openly went toe to toe with many ultraconservative, MAGA clergies in America, de-frocking one of the priests.

witty_username@feddit.nl on 21 Apr 2025 10:47 next collapse

There is no progressive in the catholic church

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 11:35 collapse

You ended up in the Catholic thread bro, everyone here bought the PR and actually believed this guy was good

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 21:47 collapse

You will hardly find any theists in Lemmy, let alone staunch Catholics.

You have to give credit to where it’s due, Pope Francis did his best as the leader of one the biggest religious organisations. And I am not defending where the gap of his leadership had been, but leaders never have absolute authority because this is an often false notion they always do. Keep that mind, as he still have to contend with his subordinates. I mean, a leader is still just one person versus the aristocrats and elites who lend support and authority. The subordinates actually have the power if you think about it (like, who elects the pope after all?) That being said, I am no longer religious but I have read over the years of court intrigues of friction between conservative and progressive Catholic clergies. Many conservative clergies complain about Francis and said they miss Pope Benedict XVI. Francis had to play a delicate balance of court politics.

Microw@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 11:27 collapse

Vatican itself does not have much influence on this election. Francis was smart enough to appoints lots of bishops from “remote” regions like for example Mongolia or Pakistan, who have not been able to form political networks with each other and make it far more difficult for court intrigues to work out. Yes , the conclave surely will see those again, but there should be a counter weight at play here

CosmoNova@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:43 next collapse

He didn‘t die. He became more powerful than you could ever imagine.

chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 13:22 collapse

Somehow Palp…I mean Pope returned.

hOrni@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 08:44 next collapse

Obviously, he should have been nicer to JD Vance. God punished him for his rudeness.

kubica@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 09:16 collapse

You joke, but I'm sure that someone somewhere is saying it seriously.

hOrni@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 11:58 collapse

I know. That’s what’s scary. You remember the post from somewhere, where a redneck called the pope not a real Christian? Because he showed compassion?

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 08:51 next collapse

Why is this pinned? This person was the CEO of a cult persuading people ghosts are real and manipulating them to give the cult money. Thanks god he’s dead.

Scranulum@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 09:47 next collapse

There’s a time and place to be a euphoric neckbeard. This is neither.

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 09:57 collapse

The cult this guy is the internally appointed CEO of, does not spare people guilty of homosexuality even after their dead: they are to be damned for the rest of the eternity.

A pinned post where people are praising him to me looks like the right time and place to remind people about the shady shit this guy was involved in.

Scranulum@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 10:08 collapse

Yeah yeah yeah you’ve spammed the same thing all over the thread and I don’t give a fuck. We all know the issues with religion.

It’s already been shown elsewhere you’re sensationalizing old stories to turn another person’s death into your soapbox. It’s crass, and it turns people away from your message. If you’re going to use someone’s death as a jumping-off point for pointless masturbatory anti-religious rhetoric, be prepared for people to see it for what it is and you for what you are. Or at least use a fucking thesaurus dude.

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 10:22 collapse

you’re sensationalizing old stories

They are not old stories, the homophobic slurs were from last years and the context is a recent scandal.

www.washingtonpost.com/…/vatican-sexual-abuse/

If you’re going to use someone’s death as a jumping-off point for pointless masturbatory anti-religious rhetoric

“Someone” is the internally appointed CEO of a cult that use death for any sort of non-sense masturbatory rhetoric.

Scranulum@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 10:35 collapse

“Old” is subjective, and I’d still say they’re old and have been repeated ad nauseum, but you definitely left out the context that would cast doubt on your initial message. This is intellectually dishonest.

I wish you’d quote what I said about the thesaurus and take that into consideration, too. There are other words besides “internally appointed CEO” and “cult.” It’s literally just spam for spam’s sake. We get it dude, you’re mad at the church. Go be mad at it someplace other than a news thread.

You don’t come across as someone who cares about these issues or the people who have been hurt by the church. You come across as someone exploiting death for the sake of argument, which makes you no better than the Catholic church by your own admission.

Now fuck off back to r/atheism and quit spamming lemmy news threads with edgy drivel.

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 11:03 collapse

but you definitely left out the context that would cast doubt on your initial message.

Here is it:

www.washingtonpost.com/…/vatican-sexual-abuse/

The cult leader was addressing sexual abuses in church seminars and said that there are too many “fags” in there.

someone exploiting death for the sake of argument, which makes you no better than the Catholic church by your own admission.

Unlike the catholic church i’m not exploiting death to convey lies and promote my cult, i’m not exploiting death at all i’m simply commenting on a pinned thread about the shady stuff this guy was involved in.

Now fuck off back to r/atheism and quit spamming lemmy news threads with edgy drivel.

r/atheism is where they discuss the non-existence of god. A news thread looks fit to discuss the shady scandals involving the person in question. Perhaps you should go to r/chatolicchurch

Scranulum@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 11:28 collapse

At this point, it just feels like I’m punching down. So I’m gonna go ahead and stop, because you clearly are not equipped to meet me where I am.

Please continue spamming the same link with the same commentary. They are sure to listen to you if you just scream louder. You aren’t swinging at ghosts at all. :)

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 11:36 collapse

because you clearly are not equipped to meet me where I am.

Ok your eminence

OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com on 21 Apr 2025 11:42 next collapse

Nah. Cults are small religions. He was in charge of the biggest religion. That’s the opposite of a cult.

index@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 12:08 collapse

I’m gonna specify next that the pope is in charge of the biggest cult.

jordanlund@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2025 11:36 collapse

The loss of the Pope represents a seismic shift impacting 1.3 billion Catholics in 160 countries. It’s the definition of “World News”.

I’m not a Christian and I recognize this which is why I pinned it. Will do the same thing for his funeral and the election of the new Pope.

index@sh.itjust.works on 23 Apr 2025 19:09 collapse

A billion people live in India, i expect a pinned post next time india pm dies, for his funerals and for the elections of a new pm…

jordanlund@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2025 19:42 collapse

If Modi suddenly died, you bet it would be pinned. Same in Politics if Trump died.

letraset@feddit.dk on 21 Apr 2025 09:01 next collapse

Should’ve work a suite to that JD Vance meeting.

merdaverse@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 09:06 next collapse

It’s a true shame. Francis was the most “eco-socialist” pope we are going to get. Managing to offend entrenched conservatives deserves respect.

Stovetop@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 11:20 next collapse

As others have said, Francis also stacked the electors who will be deciding the next pope, so it is possible that his successor will also be just as progressive (well, progressive for the leader of a conservative religious institution, at least).

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 11:31 next collapse

The most PR pope, never meant anything he said, all gaslighting and hollow platitudes, no actual change, still shuffled around and defended pedos

merdaverse@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 11:52 collapse

Ah yes, the expected purity test. Let’s just ignore any progress made and make snark remarks online while we wait for the 100% ideologically pure.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 16:33 collapse

The only purity test pass would be a person who refuses to do it, the only progress would be the collapse of that genocidal church

scarabic@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 23:53 collapse

Yeah, he ALMOST restored the office of Pope to relevancy :D

When his draconian successor inevitably comes along, we can go back to ignoring the papacy again.

TheBat@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 09:20 next collapse

Since he died on Easter Monday, is he going straight to heaven?

LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 09:31 next collapse

So was he promoted or fired by the man upstairs?

pepperonisalami@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 10:38 collapse

Relocated to another position, a lateral movement perhaps.

mrks@programming.dev on 21 Apr 2025 09:36 next collapse

Killed by the US for not wanting to talk to JD 😔

middlemanSI@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 09:58 collapse

Poisoned to make room for new pope tRump

biofaust@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 09:51 next collapse

Repeat with me: “Morto 'n papa, se ne fa n’antro”.

This is Romanesco (the dialect of Rome) for “When a Pope is dead, another one is made”, usually used to comment situations in which the present condition will not be changed simply because of how the underlying mechanisms work.

Literally nothing to see here.

sudneo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 12:27 collapse

It is generally used similarly to “life goes on”. Even if with more pessimism about the fact that certain things don’t change (sometimes for good though).

It is still going to be a big deal for a few weeks though…

biofaust@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:14 collapse

Depends how tuned in you are. If it wasn’t for this pinned post on Lemmy I wouldn’t have known.

rottingleaf@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 10:14 next collapse

He wasn’t “progressive” in any real form. It was just a good brand when he became Pope.

I wouldn’t expect the “progressive” part to change rapidly up or down in the Latin church.

Just one mafia boss being replaced with a successor. Not big news.

witty_username@feddit.nl on 21 Apr 2025 10:44 next collapse

Yup. Against gay marriage and women’s reproductive rights. Very conservative

thethirdobject@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 10:46 collapse

it’s relative, he was progressive compared to the thousands of popes who came before him

SaltySalamander@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 11:10 collapse

thousands of popes who came before him

Francis was Pope # 266.

pepperonisalami@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 10:29 next collapse

Pope: dies

Corpo God : "We are happy to announce the relocation of Pope Francis to his next steps within the company. We are thankful for their contribution for the last 12 years and we look forward to their future achievements. BR, management.

HK65@sopuli.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 13:52 collapse

<img alt="" src="https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/253cd6fb-3463-4e8a-8a2e-8eab21daeccd.webp">

Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 22 Apr 2025 14:40 collapse

Someone liked this guys death…

HK65@sopuli.xyz on 23 Apr 2025 02:29 collapse

Someone also clicked the comment suggestion and said “congratulations”

Siegfried@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 10:36 next collapse

Siento que hay tanto más que podría haber hecho y no pudo o por la edad o por el rozamiento con el resto del sistema. Le tocara a sus sucesores continuar supongo…

Entiendo porqué, pero también lamento que no haya vuelto Argentina.

QEPD Bergoglio

Bieren@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 10:54 next collapse

This is sad. He was indeed a great pope. But, WTF did JD do?

INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone on 21 Apr 2025 11:26 next collapse

Ask Pete

oliver@lemmy.skumring.com on 21 Apr 2025 11:40 next collapse

Probably, he finished him…

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.skumring.com/pictrs/image/6b18aa94-8ebd-46e8-8893-827c99231cc1.png">

Michal@programming.dev on 21 Apr 2025 13:21 collapse

AI slop

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 16:00 collapse

cagle.com/…/easter-miracle-with-jd-vance

humor-kamensky.sk/cartoons

If you’re gonna call someone out you can atleast double check first

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 21 Apr 2025 17:28 next collapse

TBF the layout is pretty confusing.

Michal@programming.dev on 21 Apr 2025 18:37 collapse

I did consider when making my comment that it could likely be work of an artist, but if the artist chose AI slop as their aesthetic, it was a conscious choice. Thanks for the source, though.

stevedice@sh.itjust.works on 22 Apr 2025 06:45 collapse

It’s not my fault that I was wrong.

Michal@programming.dev on 24 Apr 2025 09:03 collapse

Close. It was more like “i may be wrong but I don’t care”.

stevedice@sh.itjust.works on 24 Apr 2025 16:47 collapse

I’m too lazy to look it up so just imagine that gif of Chidi saying “That’s worse”.

D_C@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 12:32 collapse

Wait, so the vaccine hating vp bowman visits the Vatican and the next day the pneumonia suffering Pope dies. Coincidence…?

oliver@lemmy.skumring.com on 21 Apr 2025 12:35 next collapse

It would be more than coincidence if the next Pope was an ultra-conservative, GOP-friendly guy from the US and A. Of course this would never happen, but… ehm… who knows?

Xbeam@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 13:19 next collapse

You mean like this guy?

Who is Raymond Burke, the cardinal Donald Trump wants to be the next Pope?

HK65@sopuli.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 13:47 next collapse

Currently sixth favourite only, so barring some big upset, not likely to win.

barneypiccolo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 14:25 collapse

Perhaps he will rise higher after HitlerPig threatens their tax-exempt status.

HK65@sopuli.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 14:29 collapse

I doubt that the Catholic Church is big enough in the US for them to have that much of an influence on who the next pope is. There hasn’t ever been a pope from the US.

barneypiccolo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 14:46 collapse

There hasn’t ever been a pope from the US.

Boom! There’s the hook. The Catholic church is HUGE in America, the fourth highest Catholic population in the world, behind Brazil, Mexico, and Phillipines, and ahead of countries like Italy, Spain, France and Argentina, all of whom have contributed Popes.

Expect the MAGA Nazis to demand that the next Pope be an American of their choice, with all sorts of threats to follow, including removing their tax-exempt status.

barneypiccolo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 14:24 next collapse

Good one, this needs to be much higher.

I was going to post that HitlerPig will be pushing his own choice for Pope, and here we are. Now I’m wondering if Couchfucker slipped something into the Pope’s tea.

Breezy@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:34 collapse

JD probably got the measles and took it to see an old sickly man. Hence why he was so insistent on seeing him.

barneypiccolo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 15:54 collapse

Vance is too stupid, he’d fuck it up.

Remember this?

He’d end up putting the Iocaine powder in his own tea.

Someone else in his entourage did something nefarious.

jordanlund@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:52 collapse

Jesus, he looks like that mobbed up character from the Untouchables:

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5884a0ff-8e62-42f8-94e6-407721f6b50a.jpeg">

FrChazzz@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 17:00 collapse

From what I understand, the rest of the Roman Catholic Church sees US Catholics as weird and a kind of lost cause. So I have doubts that the US would have too much sway over the conclave.

oliver@lemmy.skumring.com on 21 Apr 2025 19:01 collapse

They usually are, but I also had doubts that a weirdo becomes POTUS again. Everything seems to be possible these days…

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 12:59 collapse

He’s been sick for a while.

barneypiccolo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 14:21 collapse

That just makes him easier to knock off.

peteyestee@feddit.org on 21 Apr 2025 14:26 collapse

That’s not even a joke. What you said is true.

barneypiccolo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 14:48 collapse

I didnt even mean it as a joke. I wouldn’t put it past the MAGA Nazi scum.

peteyestee@feddit.org on 21 Apr 2025 14:54 collapse

Check out my other post. feddit.org/post/11169779/6171380

NoctisAureli@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 11:02 next collapse

This is likely to be one of the biggest news stories of everyone reading this lives. Regardless of your personal feelings on organized religion, Catholism, etc. This was someone who led a 2000 year old organization with over 1 billion members.

Hopefully, everyone posting “lol JD Vance killed him” can reflect on this 50 years from now as they look back on their lives, and the small amount of dopamine they received was worth it. And maybe they’ll have even moved past their incessant need to post surface level thoughts and memes and developed the ability to process information and add value to a conversation. But I doubt it.

I say all of this as someone who actually hates the Catholic church. I want to end by saying that all you people spamming those comments, posts, memes, etc. You are the reason the internet is getting worse.

twinnie@feddit.uk on 21 Apr 2025 11:06 next collapse

Well three popes have died since 2005.

skye@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 11:08 next collapse

I mean, people can simultaneously realise the gravity of this, AND poke fun at the coincidence thst the Pope died after meeting JD Vance.

You aren’t contributing much either by making an entire comment criticising those people. Why not ignore and move on and make an useful comment?

It’s also okay to not have something important or ground-breaking to say. I don’t think people saying JD killing him are ruining the internet.

tiredofsametab@fedia.io on 21 Apr 2025 11:34 collapse

There have been several popes in my lifetime and the only one I really remember going was jp2, and that wasn't even a huge story in the scheme of things.

mooncake@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 11:14 next collapse

RIP.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 11:29 next collapse

Rest in piss indeed

jerkface@lemmy.ca on 21 Apr 2025 12:48 collapse

This is such a weak form of expressing emotion and respect that it actually expresses the opposite.

untakenusername@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 12:54 collapse

username checks out

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 11:29 next collapse

👍

OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com on 21 Apr 2025 11:39 next collapse

I declare myself pope, and as my first official act, I’m excommunicating all my antipopes!

ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 16:56 next collapse

This has so been done. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conclavism

jordanlund@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 20:24 collapse

I declare myself Epop and denounce the Pope!

hOrni@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 11:59 next collapse

Well, he’s not the first.

Zip2@feddit.uk on 21 Apr 2025 12:01 next collapse

Can I have his Easter eggs then?

xc2215x@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 12:02 next collapse

Incredibly sad to see him go.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 12:13 next collapse

There goes one neighborhood in Rome

Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 12:58 next collapse

When we needed him more than ever.

Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip on 21 Apr 2025 13:00 next collapse

“That was because he refused to welcome god-king JD vance in person!!! God punished the pope for his impertinence!!!”

- Some MAGA-Nut somewhere, probably

AJ1@lemmy.ca on 21 Apr 2025 13:31 next collapse
  • Some MAGA-Nut somewhere, probably

probably closer to all of 'em

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ERROR_100_000_100@infosec.pub on 21 Apr 2025 13:25 next collapse

Okay, we need to know where every US government official was.

Right after the Pope told trump to have some compassion, a very coincidental timing…

🤔

gargolito@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 13:32 next collapse

Trump will appoint an excommunicated pedophile priest as a replacement​.

d3lta19@lemmy.ca on 21 Apr 2025 15:19 collapse

I’m not exactly sure how it works, but I don’t think the American president gets to appoint the next pope…

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:46 next collapse

Well, yeah, but that wouldn’t stop him from trying.

ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 16:51 next collapse

Hefty tariffs on communion hosts

gargolito@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 19:24 collapse

Like that will stop him from trying.

NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip on 21 Apr 2025 13:46 next collapse

Friendly reminder: Progressive for a pope is still a transphobe who actively facilitated the rape of children. Not to mention all the horrific colonizer shit.

Rest in piss Frankie boy.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 14:23 next collapse

100%

After the way he let Robert Finn skate when he ran cover for a priest raping kids, Francis belongs in Hell. It’s a bummer that Hell isn’t a real place.

NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip on 21 Apr 2025 15:10 collapse

I mean… he spent some of his final hours with jd vance. Doesn’t get more hellish than that.

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:27 next collapse

I hate that you’re right. Like, seeing how kind and compassionate the man was outwardly in the day to day and knowing of the horrors he and the church participated in and tried to hide… It makes me all the more sour to organized religion.

ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 16:50 collapse

It’s like, he was pretty woke for a Pope, but, he was still a Pope.

I don’t think things would have worked out well had he gone full prog anyway. There’d be schisms for sure. Hell, Trump would probably declare an American Catholic Church and have himself elected Pope of it. (Shit, I really shouldn’t have given him that idea)

I don’t really know which way he personally felt. But even a Jesuit at the end of the day is a Catholic.

NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip on 21 Apr 2025 17:26 next collapse

You’ll understand if I honestly don’t care if a fundamentally hateful and harmful org broke up.

If “maybe we should stop supporting transphobia and rape and…” will kill an org… that org probably shouldn’t exist at all.

NikkiDimes@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 17:43 collapse

I think what they’re saying is more along the lines of fracturing the existing org and replacing it with something worse.

NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip on 21 Apr 2025 18:02 collapse

Again, fuck that.

“Sorry our trans friends. We would love to stop saying you are going to hell and are inhuman but doing so might mean we do even worse stuff in the future. Hey, don’t forget the alms basket, You… probably shouldn’t be in our churches but you can go to this website and give us money anyway”

ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 09 May 2025 23:57 collapse

i’d just like to say this aged badly. not quite like milk, but still rancidly

lennybird@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 13:50 next collapse

The child in me kind of wishes he had passed on 4/20 Easter, but alas.

That being said, while I’m not religious I appreciate a lot (not all) of what this Pope has done. His Apostolic Exhortation on the Idolatry of Money, and the gross inequality wrought by capitalism is worth a read.

technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 21 Apr 2025 14:47 next collapse

Not to mention his stance against zio terrorism. That’s probably why he’s being replaced.

Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 21 Apr 2025 15:04 next collapse

He’s being replaced because he dead yo.

Good pope tho.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 15:56 collapse

I like the implication that they interrogated a dead body about its opinion on terrorism lmao

WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 18:48 collapse

It wouldn’t be the first time!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 19:21 collapse

oh I forgot about that, you win this comment section 😂

WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works on 22 Apr 2025 00:50 collapse

Don’t worry. If I’m elected pope, you’ll get to see the return of the Cadaver Synod, bigger and better than ever! In fact, I’ll set up a whole special court just to try former popes I have a theological beef with! They’ll have several cases going on simultaneously. I’ll put dozens of former popes on trial!

merdaverse@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 18:52 next collapse

Some gold from that document:

In this context, some people continue to defend trickle-down theories which assume that economic growth, encouraged by a free market, will inevitably succeed in bringing about greater justice and inclusiveness in the world. This opinion, which has never been confirmed by the facts, expresses a crude and naïve trust in the goodness of those wielding economic power and in the sacralized workings of the prevailing economic system.

Would be funny to make a quote collection titled “Who said this? Pope Francis or a socialist?”

higgsboson@dubvee.org on 21 Apr 2025 21:16 collapse

For the time he had, the distance he brought the Church is pretty impressive. I will go to my grave believing that organized religion does more harm than good, nothing they ever do will change my mind. That said, he really was an agent for positive change, especially compared to Darth Benedict, who preceded him.

Dogiedog64@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 13:58 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215055204605628437/1363868636561019061/IMG_8954.jpg?ex=68079926&is=680647a6&hm=f6d0a6e33e891356fd38a28d51626ee3ab94f4227e197a8e484fc5165c07bd18">

bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 14:03 next collapse

JD Vance: “How long have you worked here?”

barneypiccolo@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 14:16 next collapse

“Have you said Thanks, even once?”

ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 16:47 collapse

Is Francis really your name? What’s on your birth certificate?

ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 16:47 next collapse

His last words: “Dear Father in heaven, that unsufferable man!”

scarabic@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 23:54 collapse

I actually saw a headline yesterday about how the Pope “ghosted” JV Dunce. 😫👻

GraniteM@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 14:02 next collapse

Boy asks Pope if his atheist father is in heaven.

Humility, patience, kindness, grace, and rationality. Would that we should have more leaders like him in the future.

JimmyMcGill@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:20 collapse

Thank you for sharing this I’m as atheist as can be and I don’t really have a good view of the Catholic Church (or most churches) in general for obvious reasons but this pope was indeed better than the ones before him and that was a good moment from him

Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 21 Apr 2025 14:22 next collapse

lol oops god bless uwu

peteyestee@feddit.org on 21 Apr 2025 14:24 next collapse

Did Vance/rump mafia kill him because the Pope upset him?

rumba@lemmy.zip on 21 Apr 2025 14:27 next collapse

damn, I had hoped that Vance getting snubbed was a direct action

technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 21 Apr 2025 14:47 next collapse

Gotta get that zio pope in there. :/

altphoto@lemmy.today on 21 Apr 2025 14:53 next collapse

Trump only likes popes that don’t die at a similar age. In fact, had the pope become president and leading racist nazi asshole, he would be alive today.

My theory is that pope Francis when to see where the heck god is at. Cuz WTF man!

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:28 collapse

Man had to go see for himself if humanity really killed God

WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 15:03 next collapse

Looks like it’s time for another pope race. I would like to throw my hat in the ring. As a lapsed Catholic trans woman who’s never so much as visited a seminary, I know I’m an unorthodox choice. But maybe it’s time to mix things up. My central campaign planks? We’re going to bring back indulgences and try to make the Papal States a thing again. Also, expect skits and improv sessions to have a big place in Catholic mass in the future!

darthskull@lemmy.ca on 21 Apr 2025 15:49 next collapse

Only guys can be Pope.

AA5B@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 16:24 next collapse

You’d have to call uno reverse trans

Stovetop@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 16:45 next collapse

Without going into spoilery details, the film Conclave raised a very interesting question about pope eligibility. Recommend checking it out, not just for the topical relevance but also simply because it’s a good movie.

ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 16:46 next collapse

But according to TERFs and fash, she is a guy though

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one on 21 Apr 2025 17:23 collapse

So we should thank TERFs for having a trans women Pope? Watching TERFs meltdown over these would be hilarious.

WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 18:46 collapse

I promise to spend the entire papacy dressed in dresses that look like they belong in the White Tower scenes in the Wheel of Time series.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip on 21 Apr 2025 16:47 next collapse

Pretty sure the church doesn’t recognize trans people

GoatTnder@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 18:28 collapse

Checkmate athiests Catholics.

WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 17:00 next collapse

Eh. Rules are arbitrary and can be changed.

HawlSera@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 18:51 next collapse

This, in the Catholic Church, transwomen actually do count as women. Recent ruling, they’re against “Gender Ideology”, whatever the fuck that means, but make exceptions for transpeople due to Francis ruling gender dysphoria a geniune medical issue that is exempt from rules against whatever “Gender Ideology” is

jordanlund@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 20:18 collapse

Hey, hey, hey… there’s always Pope Joan. ;)

www.britannica.com/topic/Pope-Joan

nickiwest@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 21:28 next collapse

Your candidacy would put the Church in quite a predicament, for sure. They could either embrace a trans woman as a leader (confirming that there’s nothing wrong with trans people) or reject her for being a woman (therefore admitting that one can, in fact, change their gender).

Of course, this is a false dichotomy, but a good PR team could spin it as a human rights win either way.

__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 23:00 next collapse

I know I’m an unorthodox choice.

There’s a joke somewhere in here

WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works on 22 Apr 2025 00:20 collapse

My partner added “as someone who can’t even say the word 'seminary” without giggling…"

Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com on 21 Apr 2025 23:07 collapse

“As a lapsed Catholic trans woman who’s never so much as visited a seminary, I know I’m an unorthodox choice.”

As someone in the same position good luck

WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works on 22 Apr 2025 00:48 collapse

As new Pope, I promise to repeat the Cadaver Synod. I promise to dig up the corpse of Pope Benedict XVI and put him on trial for his homophobia and transphobia! And I may not stop at him…I may have to set up a whole special court just for putting former popes on trial.

alekwithak@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:13 next collapse

Damn, that was one crazy pope.

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca on 21 Apr 2025 15:13 next collapse

Pope is recovering;

  • meets JD Vance

  • dies a couple days later…

Hmm

MisterD@lemmy.ca on 21 Apr 2025 15:52 next collapse

He died the very next day.

samus12345@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 16:00 next collapse

Isn’t it ironic? Don’t ya think?

chiliedogg@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 17:08 collapse

I blame Alanis Morttisette for people confusing coincidence, weird juxtaposition, and shitty luck with irony.

NikkiDimes@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 17:29 collapse

But the whole song is the irony. She’s just playing chess while we’re all playing checkers.

samus12345@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 18:02 collapse

Yes, Ironic’s lyrics contain no irony, which is ironic.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 18:17 collapse
Stovetop@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 16:44 collapse

Hours later, even.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one on 21 Apr 2025 17:20 next collapse

Many people are asking “Did JD Vance have a hand in the Pope’s death?”

phoenixz@lemmy.ca on 21 Apr 2025 18:18 collapse

Did JD Vance murder the Pope? It could be. Hey, I’m just asking questions here…

boonhet@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 17:33 next collapse

Would YOU want to keep on living if you had to speak to JD Vance?

Starstarz@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 18:09 collapse

Isn’t it

  1. JD Vance asks to meet Pope

  2. Pope slights Vance, refuses to meet

  3. Pope dies the next day ???

Very sus

finder585@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 18:27 next collapse

JD Vance is the impostor.

ChairmanMeow@programming.dev on 21 Apr 2025 22:02 collapse

Well they did meet actually.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:16 next collapse

Getting the good news out of the way early this week. Too bad they’ll probably select a replacement for him.

ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 16:50 collapse

I mean… yes, that’s what they do?

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 18:03 collapse

They don’t have to though. Could just pack it all up, put it in a museum for boring people and move on with their lives.

Fleur_@hilariouschaos.com on 21 Apr 2025 15:35 next collapse

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wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 15:39 next collapse

Bye bitch

harmsy@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:48 next collapse

Guys. Joe Biden is Catholic. The Vatican has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Glytch@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 18:13 next collapse

It’s a funny thought, but he’s not a cardinal or even a priest. Not just any Catholic can be Pope.

Edit: turns out, yes, any Catholic can theoretically be pope

harmsy@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 18:17 next collapse

Psh, details, shmetails.

njm1314@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 18:46 next collapse

They once made a monk Pope I know, I’m not sure if he was also a priest. Certainly wasn’t a cardinal though I think that was one of the arguments in favor of him.

jwmgregory@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 21 Apr 2025 19:16 next collapse

actually in theory yes any catholic can be pope.

in practice, however…

pacology@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 19:35 next collapse

He is probably younger than most of the other candidates.

bizzinho@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 20:06 next collapse

Uhm, pretty sure being a baptized Catholic is pretty much the only requirement…

From Wikipedia:

The pope does not need to be a cardinal elector or indeed a cardinal; since the pope is the bishop of Rome, only those who can be ordained a bishop can be elected, which means that any male baptized Catholic is eligible.

dutchkimble@lemy.lol on 22 Apr 2025 01:15 next collapse

So just any guy, even if he isn’t Christian, can be baptised in the morning and then get appointed pope in the afternoon?

Abnorc@lemm.ee on 22 Apr 2025 01:27 collapse

Technically. Being a cardinal is an unwritten requirement seeing as they, with very few exceptions, have preferred to elect a cardinal to be pope.

…wikipedia.org/…/Category:Non-cardinals_elected_p…

Let’s go. Pope Biden can be the seventh.

Snowclone@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 2025 05:00 collapse

They aren’t going to pick someone that isn’t in the room when they vote on it.

Freshparsnip@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 21:11 collapse

Actually officially any male catholic can be pope, it’s just in practice cardinals always choose one of their own

yannic@lemmy.ca on 21 Apr 2025 23:13 next collapse

Pope Fabian Ⅱ

scarabic@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 23:55 next collapse

Oh shit.

Agent641@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 2025 00:39 next collapse

Pope Brandon I

Snowclone@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 2025 04:59 next collapse

They are really unlikely to support a non cleric. All the decision makers sacrificed a lot of typical life time activities to be clerics, they aren’t going to lift up sometime who hasn’t also made these sacrifices.

harmsy@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 2025 05:11 collapse

I didn’t say they would. I said they could. Jokes aside, I would be VERY surprised if old Joe got picked for this, both for the reasons you mentioned and because of the decline he’s been going through recently.

ByteJunk@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 2025 07:32 collapse

For the past 600 years, the pope has always been a cardinal.

The last time someone other than a cardinal was elected was 1296, they elected some monk who was something of a holy figure. It was a clusterf*"#, lasted 5 months and every decision he made was reversed by it’s successor except for one (the right for pope’s to abdicate). Which kinda sounds like Bidens term in office, but let’s not give him another chance at being useless, ok?

(There were some other non-cardinals after, but all of them clergy, and mostly during or shortly after the Avignon papacy)

kreskin@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2025 09:05 collapse

I dont think another crusade is necessary just to bring Biden to justice.

lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com on 21 Apr 2025 15:51 next collapse

I’d love to make a joke about Russia sabotaging the pope election, but it wouldn’t even surprise me…

jordanlund@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 15:55 next collapse

One Pope closer to “Peter the Roman”:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 15:59 next collapse

Gfdi. I’m not religious, but knowing that Catholics are going to choose a new Pope, I can only look forward to more bad news of comformity to godawful world news in the form of a shitty New Pope who inspires and empowers all the shitty people.

Great, one more thing to make the world even worse.

HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 16:14 next collapse

Im waiting for all the articles whe we he said something nice about gay people, so hes super progressive and we should be nice to the church cause they like us

Only to go to the comments where someone points out the next sentence he said was we are still going to hell

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 22:37 collapse

They’re the ones that invented hell in the first place. That’s being the gatekeeper of your own imaginative fuck-you land, you can do whatever you want since it doesn’t even exist in the first place.

Oh hey if you beat your children and don’t support people that support trans people you’re going to urusjsttisstiidtiyd after you die and it sucks and people punch you in the face and it smells like shit and jd vance sticks his fingers in your mouth randomly and it’s all the worst stuff you can imagine and it curses your family forever and if you do support trans people with everything and don’t worry i can read your thoughts i mean the super powerful all powerful everywhere all the time in everything force person called odyysiid5tditkxhck can read your thoughts and knows if you’re being bad or even considering it or thinking about anything bad.

^ religion, my new one that you should follow, also you go to the good place where all your dreams come true and you can be with all your loved ones forever and there’s all the things you want trust me bro you want this and not the bad forever ending. It’s called RaulingSucksDurt-ism and it’s real and all the other religions aren’t real and they’re all actually going to urusjsttisstiidtiyd for not even believing. The best thing you can do actually is to show them the light and save them from urusjsttisstiidtiyd because that’s bad and you want to be good right? The other religions just lie to you and it’s actually the leader of urusjsttisstiidtiyd whispering in their ear and they’re all victims bro, help them bro before it’s too late, they’re all bad bro help them with your love

ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 16:45 next collapse

There’s some hope… part of Francis’ papacy involved him promoting more open-minded cardinals (who are the ones who choose popes) but we’ll see

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 16:52 collapse

We can hope.

But also: “papacy”? Sounds like a dynamic I need in my life (:

dufkm@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 18:09 next collapse

I think with the current zeitgeist we’re in for a Battle Pope this time.

qarbone@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 19:03 collapse

Battle Pope! With flying “Rocket Papal Punch” action! Only $12.25 at your nearest Vatican.

GoatTnder@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 18:26 next collapse

My sincere hope is that the Catholic Church looks at how they were perceived under Benedict—a staunchly conservative Pope that led to massive losses in respect, attendance, and relevance; and how they were perceived under Francis—an actually compassionate and humble servant of the Church and its people. And based on that, they choose another Pope who’s in the same vein as Francis to continue bringing the Church into this century. There is still decades of work to be done, but we absolutely can’t go backwards right now.

WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 2025 18:40 next collapse

Or, on the theory that we’re living in the stupidest timeline, they’ll go with “Pope Biden I.”

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SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 22:37 next collapse

Lol.

Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com on 21 Apr 2025 23:05 collapse

Frances said some good stuff but did he do anything meaningful to bring the church into this century

KeenFlame@feddit.nu on 22 Apr 2025 06:52 collapse

Yes that is what they meant

conditional_soup@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 18:27 collapse

This just in: the Catholic Church chooses Andrew Tate as their new pope

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 16:36 next collapse

Good. I’m an indigenous person who has plenty of relatives who suffered under church run schools. This pope was nothing but a PR figurehead, down vote me all you want but my native brown ass is finished worshiping your popes and colonial religion.

I will take down votes with pride, it’s not new for me to get shit on for refusing to bow to this colonial, religious idiocy

Soggy@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 16:51 next collapse

I’m surprised there’s not a bigger anti-Christian movement among the various colonized cultures, to be honest.

catloaf@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 17:08 collapse

A lot of them adopted Christianity and made their own version. Few are Catholic, mostly just Latin America it seems.

Christianity adopted and adapted a lot of local religions and traditions when it spread outside the Roman Empire, so really it’s only fair that people adapt Christianity to their own cultures.

jpreston2005@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 18:14 collapse

I understand the abhorrent history of church run schools, but what did Pope Francis, specifically, do to garner such hatred from you? He’s been the most liberal pope we’ve ever had? Celebrating the previous popes death, I get, but Francis?

ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 17:29 next collapse

Ope. There goes the Pope.

vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 2025 17:48 next collapse

his grave is a gender neutral bathroom

HawlSera@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 18:48 next collapse

I fucking hate you Vance, this is your fault!

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yannic@lemmy.ca on 21 Apr 2025 23:07 collapse

Political extremists aren’t always the best at differentiating between correlation and causation. Let’s see how this plays out.

HawlSera@lemm.ee on 22 Apr 2025 07:28 collapse

Conspiracy theorists are already making new theories about Vance killing the Pope for refusing to “Play ball” with the Trump Agenda

merdaverse@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 19:27 next collapse

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fossilesque@mander.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 20:56 collapse

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_theology

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 21:52 collapse

It was quite big in Latin America and perhaps the Philippines. The biggest left wing groups and anti-dictatorship movements in the 20th century was influenced by the Catholic church. I am no longer religious, but I would not be the person I am today had I not been brought up in a Catholic environment.

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 22:27 collapse

Same.

selkiesidhe@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 19:28 next collapse

He was like man this guy sucks, I don’t want to live in a world where this guy has power, then dies. I feel the same dude…

IndustryStandard@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 20:15 next collapse

Any signs of plutonium poisoning?

TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz on 21 Apr 2025 21:24 collapse

He was the raddest pope ever. They say his coffin practically glows

Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca on 21 Apr 2025 21:08 next collapse

Yay!

Freshparsnip@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 21:09 next collapse

Bring him back, take Trump instead

alecbowles@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 21:14 next collapse

Rest in peace Pope Francis 🕯️

peekingduck@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 2025 21:19 next collapse

One less pedo

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 23:08 next collapse

RIP Pope Francis. Glad you put Just Dumb in his place.

thatradomguy@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 2025 23:10 next collapse

Do other religions go to such great lengths to cover this kind of news? Like would we see the same for the Dalai Lama?

DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 2025 00:06 next collapse

Presumably Catholics outnumber Tibetan Buddhists.

MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee on 22 Apr 2025 00:10 next collapse

It should be a big deal when he does since he’ll be the last one because China kidnapped the successor

BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 2025 04:37 collapse

China disappeared the Panchen Lama, the second-most important religious figure in Tibetan Buddhism, and replaced him with a China-selected puppet.

But the Panchen Lama is not the successor to the Dalai Lama. The whole point is that the Dalai Lama will be reincarnated when he dies, so his successor isn’t born yet.

The Dalai Lama recently proclaimed that his successor will be born in the free nations outside China - allowing him to be born, say, among the substantial Tibetan refugee populations in Nepal or India.

However, it’s a near-certainty that China will select its own successor from a family loyal to the CCP, and from within China-controlled Tibet, while Tibetans outside the country will likely recognize another.

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca on 22 Apr 2025 01:38 next collapse

I suppose it depends on where you live …

Manmoth@lemmy.ml on 22 Apr 2025 04:43 next collapse

Yes. Even for non-Catholics it’s notable because the Pope has so much influence in Christendom.

stevedice@sh.itjust.works on 22 Apr 2025 06:34 next collapse

What’s your point here? The Dalai Lama’s influence is basically nonexistent when compared to the Pope.

Ziggurat@fedia.io on 22 Apr 2025 09:30 collapse

According to wikipedia, there is rougly 2.5 Billions of Christians with half of them being catholic, moreover the Catholic church is a relatively centralised religion giving a lot of power to the Pope compared to other religious leaders. So I can't think about many religious leader having that much global authority.

I Wouldn't be surprised that the death of Ayattolah Khamanei will also quite a big news. However, while pretending to be "a religious leader" he is also the de facto political leader of Iran

ikidd@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 2025 04:54 next collapse

Well, that’s hardly a good excuse for pawning JD Vance off on some flunky. Seriously, popes these days…

Nonbinary_Sahrah@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 22 Apr 2025 06:55 next collapse

yeah fuck that guy anyways.

SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 2025 12:48 next collapse

“Before Francis took ill in February, he criticized President Donald Trump’s mass deportation policy. ‘What is built on the basis of force,’ Francis warned in a letter to American bishops, ‘and not on the truth about the equal dignity of every human being, begins badly and will end badly.’”

-New York Times

altphoto@lemmy.today on 23 Apr 2025 03:04 next collapse

Again?

banzhaff@feddit.uk on 23 Apr 2025 08:28 next collapse

Noooooo! He had his whole life ahead of him.

drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2025 15:40 next collapse

Republicans are celebrating and calling him a commie…

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 2025 17:40 collapse

Breaking news: Pope Francis is still dead.