SpaceX makes largest ever stock market debut, making Elon Musk world’s first trillionaire (www.theguardian.com)
from Veserr@sh.itjust.works to world@lemmy.world on 12 Jun 22:03
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Astronut@lemmy.zip on 12 Jun 22:25 next collapse

Fuck that fucking fucker to the highest of Fuckativity!

dan1101@lemmy.world on 12 Jun 22:28 next collapse

Fucking hell

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de on 12 Jun 22:37 next collapse

Good job elon. You won capitalism. you can stop now. thanks.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world on 12 Jun 22:44 collapse

Every billionaires has won capitalism

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world on 13 Jun 05:55 collapse

A billion dollars is enough it retire on if you live frugally but a trillion is definitely nice in case world conditions change.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world on 13 Jun 18:21 collapse

Cheese and crackers they think youre serious haha.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world on 13 Jun 18:28 collapse

I am though.

seathru@quokk.au on 12 Jun 22:43 next collapse

If Musk sold every single thing he owns today, and then paid his debts; would he have anywhere near a trillion? Because if not, that’s a weird title. Or does trillionaire just mean “has a trillion dollar credit line”?

otp@sh.itjust.works on 12 Jun 23:09 next collapse

does trillionaire just mean “has a trillion dollar credit line”?

I mean, that’s a pretty good position for him to be in. Probably better than having a trillion dollars in cash or hard assets.

seathru@quokk.au on 13 Jun 00:58 collapse

Not if the vast majority of that is already debt you can’t back up. But I’m really just complaining about semantics. Seems wrong to call someone a trillionaire that couldn’t actually put a trillion dollars on a poker table.

9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works on 13 Jun 06:12 collapse

couldn’t actually put a trillion dollars on a poker table.

Thats not how net worth works… even for normal people, money on a poker table is an idiotic measure of net worth…

seathru@quokk.au on 13 Jun 13:46 collapse

Is it? Basing it off imaginary stock market numbers sounds idiotic to me. And that is a hill I will die on.

9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works on 13 Jun 14:33 collapse

even if you if you ignore stocks… i own a home that is appraised by the city and taxed at $300k (i’m not talking about an inflated valuation by a real estate agent here), but i only have $5k in liquid cash to bring to the casino floor… you’re telling me that my net worth as a person is only $5k? if i were to apply for a business loan, the bank should assess my net worth as $5k?

i’m really glad the real world doesn’t work that…

seathru@quokk.au on 13 Jun 14:44 collapse

What’s the debt on the house? 0$? If it is actually salable for $300k, then net worth would be $305k. Owe $200k on it? $105k net worth. That’s what I meant by “sold every single thing he owns today, and then paid his debts”. Actual tangible assets.

TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world on 12 Jun 23:10 collapse

If Musk sold every single thing he owns today, and then paid his debts; would he have anywhere near a trillion?

There’s no way he would be able to sell all of his corporate stock at once. It would be breaking, headline news if Musk was trying to sell all his stock, and it would almost certainly cause the share price of Tesla and SpaceX stock to plummet.

The only way Musk would ever have $1 trillion of actual, liquid dollars would be if the US had a Zimbabwe runaway inflation scenario.

redsand@infosec.pub on 13 Jun 00:43 collapse

Looking at the guy they’re replacing JPow with and the AI bailout on top of some other timebombs like auto loans… Zimbabwe seems likely

Yeller_king@reddthat.com on 12 Jun 22:46 next collapse

They say the first trillion is the hardest.

redditmademedoit@piefed.zip on 12 Jun 23:40 collapse

At an average return of 7 percent – extremely conservative in this day and age and in the context of the mega rich – having 1 000 billion dollars will make you 70 billion dollars in a year without lifting a finger.

So yeah.

mgrecca2026@lemmy.zip on 12 Jun 22:54 next collapse

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psx_crab@lemmy.zip on 13 Jun 00:45 next collapse

This fucking sucks. It just give the idea to all those billionaire that it’s possible and a thing to strive for.

Deme@sopuli.xyz on 13 Jun 01:49 collapse

I think “get even more money” has always been a thing they strive for, but I get what you mean.

vorpuni@tarte.nuage-libre.fr on 13 Jun 01:00 next collapse

Here’s to my solvency hopefully outlasting this madness.

Is there a sane index fund somewhere that avoids ecocidal bullshit, fraud, cronyism and genocide?

Ioughttamow@fedia.io on 13 Jun 01:14 next collapse

He has no friends and will die alone

YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world on 13 Jun 06:55 next collapse

I had to come here after foolishly looking at news articles via my FB feed, just to get some sane takes. I’m hoping it’s mostly bots, but the number of comments online praising him is sickening. Deluded sycophants and bootlickers are seemingly everywhere. I have stronger negative feelings toward these pricks than I do Musk himself, which is saying something.

triptrapper@lemmy.world on 13 Jun 13:59 collapse

The sycophants are definitely out there but I personally believe most of those comments are bots.

random_character_a@lemmy.world on 13 Jun 09:23 collapse

For Elon to have Trillion dollars, wouldn’t it require everyone in western world to immediately sell their car and buy spaceX. Otherwise it’s just monopoly money.