Trump claims ‘productive’ talks with Iran but Tehran denies contact (www.theguardian.com)
from MicroWave@lemmy.world to world@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 22:16
https://lemmy.world/post/44657578

Donald Trump has claimed there have been talks between the United States and Iran over the past day in which the two sides had “major points of agreement”, appearing to avert a potentially severe escalation of the conflict.

Tehran has denied the claim, in which Trump also speculated that a deal could soon be done to end the war. Iran’s foreign ministry spokesperson said no talks had been held with the US since the bombing campaign began 24 days ago.

Trump’s threat at the weekend to “hit and obliterate” Iran’s power stations and energy infrastructure if Tehran did not allow shipping to move freely through the strait of Hormuz, and Iran’s threat to destroy infrastructure across the Middle East in retaliation, had raised fears of a deepening conflict and global economic crisis.

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Laser@feddit.org on 23 Mar 22:40 next collapse

He’s just preparing for an out, in a week or two he can tell on TV that Iran agreed to all demands and as such, the US gets out. Won’t work most likely, but maybe he’ll try.

That or he seriously believes this has happened because someone told him. Who knows! Or he might just contradict himself.

HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 22:46 next collapse

I’ve heard speculation that its market manipulation, and that seems likely.

Garunteed this cunt and all his billionaire ilk are storing their wealth in assets that’ll survive the collapse of the US dollar.

The goal is to destroy America and buy up the pieces.

protist@retrofed.com on 24 Mar 00:59 collapse

There was a story on CNN about significant market movements that occurred 15-20 minutes before Trump sent the tweet

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 22:54 collapse

I’m willing to accept it as long as the fucking war ends.

Of course, we’ll continue to feel the repercussions for decades.

So much for my retirement.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works on 24 Mar 02:17 collapse

It’s not too late to move your retirement out of the country!

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 02:24 collapse

A friend of mine is actively pricing out options. It’s not out of the question.

Of course, the entire world is experiencing economic distress from this bullshit, so that’s not a panacea.

jankforlife@lemmy.ml on 23 Mar 22:50 next collapse

FUCK AMERIKKKA, GO IRAN 🇮🇷 🇮🇷 🇮🇷

Naradae@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 22:54 next collapse

It was probably like the talks about a Ukraine war ceasefire. Y’know, the ones where Ukraine wasn’t present.

meco03211@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 22:57 collapse

Or he met with some puppet nowhere near a position of power that will gladly do trump’s bidding to be installed as post war “leader”.

blattrules@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 23:07 next collapse

Weird how every time Trump says that he’s in secret talks with someone, the other party denies it. It’s like everyone is lying all the time, or just one person is lying all the time. It’s sad when I believe other countries that we’re at war with over the president.

N0t_5ure@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 23:43 next collapse

It is sad. The U.S. has destroyed its credibility in the world, and we can thank Trump and those who voted him in for that.

StillAlive@piefed.world on 24 Mar 03:35 collapse

Don’t forget those who sat at home. Non-voters are to blame too. 

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Tja@programming.dev on 24 Mar 07:49 next collapse

But if they had voted for Kamala the middle east would be a mess and Israel would be commiting war crimes!

bearboiblake@pawb.social on 24 Mar 07:50 collapse

The real blame lies with the politicians, especially the Democrats, for not having a positive message that motivates people to vote. Both Trump and Kamala were genocidal and the Democrats don’t disagree with going to war against Iran, they just have a bunch of process concerns. They’re totally cool with bombing schools and hospitals and sending kids to die for Israel, they just feel like the proper procedure to do so should be followed.

The democrats and republicans are both on one side, the ruling class. Both are the enemies of the working class.

orbitz@lemmy.ca on 24 Mar 01:08 next collapse

If the most untrustworthy person I’ve personally known and Trump both said something different I’d believe the person I’ve known before Trump. Yet somehow Trump gets to be in charge of the biggest military on earth.

CannonFodder@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 03:31 next collapse

He may not know. We know he’s losing his faculties. He demands what he wants from his yes men - that they talk to Iran, that the work out an end to this war, etc. And they don’t dare aregue back. They probably don’t quite lie, but sneak around the truth, but he doesn’t notice and then goes on believing what he wants.

mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Mar 05:19 collapse

Weird how every time Trump says that he’s in secret talks with someone, the other party denies it. It’s like everyone is lying all the time, or just one person is lying all the time.

“Lawyers Press Conference at Four Seasons, Philadelphia. 11:00 A.M.”
He says things, and expects people to just go along with it because they want the clout. And his narcissism refuses to let him accept that his name isn’t worth any clout anymore.

Greyghoster@aussie.zone on 23 Mar 23:41 next collapse

TACO-in-chief trying to back out of Operation Epstein Fury.

homes@piefed.world on 23 Mar 23:59 next collapse

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graycube@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 00:07 next collapse

Supposedly the weather is really bad right now so we can’t do much bombing any how.

Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz on 24 Mar 00:52 next collapse

The media should really be asking why is this senile old man making imaginary deals in his head?

floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Mar 00:56 next collapse

Trump is completely unprepared to deal with anyone that is not a yes-man

Drusas@fedia.io on 24 Mar 02:22 next collapse

He's so pathetic.

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rwrwefwef@sh.itjust.works on 24 Mar 03:13 next collapse

China attacks South Korea 2026:

> Be the Chinese Gen. Secretary
> Did some naughty stuff during the Cultural Revolution, but tell yourself that it was worth it for the networking
> Sounded kinda good in hindsight, now you’re at the top of the machine, untouchable
> Suddenly, someday Kim comes in to visit with a heavy folder
> Pull up a chair for him like you always do
> He splits the folder apart, revealing in excruciating detail what you did, and with whom
> “You know what have to do now, Xi boy”
> Announce an attack on South Korea from you beach club
> Two nuclear powers vs a state with barely any enriched uranium
> Gonna be a cakewalk, 3 days excursion tops
> Find out the Skoreans didn’t sit around for 80 years doing nothing and not expecting to be hit
> They make expert use of precision drones, provided by Samsung, to pummel your bases on the coast
> Your soldiers are so scared of these they dress into civvy clothes, get off bases and check into hotels
> They get targeted anyway, since the Japanese and the Americans are providing intelligence for free
> Try to retaliate, but hit schoolchildren instead
> “South Korea is increasingly desperate!”
> Foreign FMs start asking for a reason for the war
> “We had to go in preemptively to stop the Nkoreans from beating us to it”
> 3 weeks in, accomplish nothing
> The Skoreans have effectively closed the strait of Malacca
> Your cargo ships trying to make it to the ocean are burning
> Meanwhile, Kim has quietly pulled his forces from the ordeal to go deal with the Philippines
> Ask the PLA Navy to provide escort, top admiral suggests placing cargo ships in front of warships to avoid the mines
> Out of options, make an international plea for help
> Demand the United States Navy and Indian Navy help secure the strait
> The Indians say that they’re considering it (not), Trump doesn’t even bother to put in a reply
> Instead they negotiate individually with the South
> Realize that you’re really screwed and that things aren’t going to get better
> “This blockade hurts your trade more than it hurts us!”
> Threaten warcirmes
> “I will have the honor of taking Mongolia, I can do anything I want!”
> Hallucinate in a fever dream a meeting where you make productive talks to end the war, post it on your Chinese Twitter clone
> Literally everybody denies this ever happened
> Watch in agony as everyone around you think that you’ve finally lost the plot



Imagine how embarrassing that would be.

rockerface@lemmy.cafe on 24 Mar 03:48 collapse

Hey, if South Korea or Taiwan happen to need some drone interceptors, everyone knows where to get some now. Battle tested and at affordable prices!

Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk on 24 Mar 05:53 next collapse

His Yes Men probably got told to fuck off by the Iranians, so they dug up the number of some Persian rug merchant in Minnesota.

Tja@programming.dev on 24 Mar 07:41 collapse

Iran Total Landscaping

SaraTonin@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 07:08 next collapse

What a world where I’m not even left with the slightest doubt that it’s the US lying here

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Wispy2891@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 07:22 next collapse

“someone that never once in his life said something true claims…” - this is not a headline

6stringringer@lemmy.zip on 24 Mar 07:24 next collapse

We may want to consider a possibility of a false flag scenario. ICE agents are in position & it’s only Monday. I’m just sitting here (not traveling via airport) thank tha good lord, hallelujah & shit. But praying for all the good folks (not ice agents) out there, doing ya’lls thing. Traveling & such.

D_C@sh.itjust.works on 24 Mar 09:31 next collapse

Hmmm, who do I believe?

A pathological liar and narcissist who is a mushy brained and dementia riddled imbecile that has numerous websites specifically about the lies that are vomited out every time that fat ugly face opens its disgusting child raping lips.

Or the Iranian government, whose leader had his wife and father killed in the recent bombing…
It’s a tricky one!!!

8oow3291d@feddit.dk on 24 Mar 11:47 collapse

How about neither?

roserose56@lemmy.zip on 24 Mar 09:48 next collapse

Fucking lies again, aren’t he? And people do believe him. You might as well wait for mid term elections, who knows what will happen…

andallthat@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 11:34 next collapse

Honest question: which Iranian leader could realistically talk to Trump, and how?

For Iran apparently this is a time when being in a leadership role and using a phone or the internet are not compatible with remaining alive (together with family, quite a few neighbors and any nearby school or hospital). Even participating in a naval exercise that is supposed to be peaceful gets your whole ship torpedoed.

No, seriously, how would these supposed talks have happened and how would the US know that the person(s) they are talking to has any actual decision-making power? I am not saying talks don’t happen during a war but, looking at Russia and Ukraine, doesn’t it take weeks just to organize them?

anon_8675309@lemmy.world on 24 Mar 11:51 next collapse

Check the stock trading…

melsaskca@lemmy.ca on 24 Mar 12:55 collapse

One thing we can count on with almost absolute certainty is that don trump lies with every breath. That hoary old motherfucker.