Denmark ‘will shoot first and ask questions later’ over Greenland (www.telegraph.co.uk)
from return2ozma@lemmy.world to world@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 00:30
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givesomefucks@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 01:16 next collapse

I said it right after Venezuela, it was a one time thing.

No country would fire first on America, because what’s the worst that could happen if they didn’t?

Now that ‘they abduct you and your family and take you to America’ is an option, countries are going to shoot first and risk war.

We’re going to see UN stuff move over to Europe as well, leaders aren’t going to want to risk setting foot here.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 02:17 next collapse

Good. Someone needs to stand up to Trump.

X@piefed.world on 08 Jan 2026 03:13 next collapse

If it’s America, just shoot. No need for questions at this point.

West_of_West@piefed.social on 08 Jan 2026 03:18 next collapse

We shot and thought it was self explanatory.

X@piefed.world on 08 Jan 2026 03:41 collapse

Other nations need to follow your lead.

Armillarian@pawb.social on 08 Jan 2026 04:05 collapse

Greenland is an important indicator for world climate health, don’t support any dangerous idea there pls. Try Choosing alternate methods.

X@piefed.world on 08 Jan 2026 04:14 next collapse

That sounds like something you should take up with the Danish Ministry of Defense.

Typotyper@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 09:27 collapse

Or maybe Trump who is causing all this shit

X@piefed.world on 08 Jan 2026 10:33 collapse

I have far more faith in the Danish MoD, but I certainly admire your optimism

TheBat@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 10:45 next collapse

Try Choosing alternate methods.

Swords?

Suriel@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 12:35 collapse

Spears, pikes, cavalry charges. It’ll be glorious. World went to shit eversince we stopped using pieces of metal to hit one another on the head.

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 18:04 collapse

don’t support any dangerous idea there pls

Dangerous idea like rolling over for fascists? Surely just one more illegal invasion and they’ll stop.

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xxce2AAb@feddit.dk on 08 Jan 2026 06:36 next collapse

What is wrong with you? Do you even realize you’re talking about armed robbery or does that simply not register? You’re gleefully advocating for murdering other people who’ve done nothing to you so you can steal their shit, as if that’s some God-given right.

What happened to ‘Thou shalt not kill’, ‘Thou shalt not steal’ and ‘Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house’?

reev@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 06:51 next collapse

Thou shalt not mention me being a hypocrite

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk on 08 Jan 2026 06:53 collapse

Ah yes. The notorious eleventh conservative commandment.

saimen@feddit.org on 08 Jan 2026 07:56 next collapse

It says “thou” not “I” is what they take from this probably.

BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 08:02 collapse

I didn’t read their comment as advocacy but hopelessness.

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk on 08 Jan 2026 08:22 collapse

Reading it again with that perspective in mind it’s possible, if far from clearly the case.

Of course, seeing as how I’m Danish, I’m hardly unbiased. I freely admit that I’m getting more than a little tired of people talking about my impending violent death at the hands of a supposed ally, especially one for which we’ve already shed more than enough of our blood.

It’s entirely possible that I’m losing what little patience I had left for American idiocy.

MonsterMonster@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 07:57 next collapse

Ah those pesky Boomers. Why bother with thermo-nuclear weapons when you can use a Boomer from 1946-1964.

Mavytan@feddit.nl on 08 Jan 2026 08:53 next collapse

You might be right that the usa has the military means to conquer Greenland, but Europe has the means to make it not worth it

mcv@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 09:46 collapse

This is exactly it. There is only one force in the world that can take out a US aircraft carrier, and that’s the non-US part of NATO.

Yes, the US has nuclear subs that can stay underwater forever, but they’re noisy. They don’t have stealthy subs like Sweden, Netherland or many other European countries have. NATO exercises have shown that even one of these subs can wipe out most of a carrier group.

Greenland is far from the US; they’ll have to send a carrier. NATO can sink that carrier. How will Trump look if he loses a carrier?

The only thing necessary for this scenario is for the EU to finally grow some balls.

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 08 Jan 2026 11:56 collapse

Even my shitty-shit country - Portugal - which most definitelly can’t afford the costs of a single aircraft carrier even though it has a massive exclusive economic area in the Atlantic and Mediterranean, some years ago had a submarine win a NATO exercise when it popped up undetected in the middle of the carrier group.

Even with its main focus of “force projection” being on Trade rather than Military power, Europe is a whole different beast to face militarily than Latin America, and not just because it’s far more likely to be united in its response.

This is probably why Trump hasn’t invaded Greenland yet - his military people know very well it would be a very different story militarily and his diplomats know it would be a very different story in terms of the broader consequences.

arrow74@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 12:17 collapse

I think modern Navies are mostly useless. Between drones and stealth submarines they can all be sunk basically immediately. Honestly this could make it difficult for Europe to intervene at all

Unfortunately the US has the capability to move troop to Greenland by air. It’s how it moved most things into Afghanistan. A country much further away.

Truthfully they could launch ballistic missiles from the mainland and then follow with aircraft, paratroopers, etc. The existing bases provide airfields.

I say this not because I want it, but because it’s possible and that’s frightening.

mcv@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 12:36 next collapse

You’re absolutely right, but the US is not right next door to Greenland, and Greenland’s allies include Canada. When the US attacked Afghanistan, it had tons of allies. All of NATO was on their side, they had air bases they could use everywhere. Afghanistan had no allies and no capabilities to do much about the US.

Greenland is different; if they attack by air, Canada would by NATO treaty be obliged to shoot them down. And Canada has plenty of defenses against ballistic missiles, because they were basically the US’s northern flank during the cold war.

If the rest of NATO stays united, this would be a disaster for the US. Of course war within NATO would be terrible for Europe and Canada too. The only winners here would be Putin and Xi.

arrow74@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 12:43 collapse

The US regularly moves military personnel and equipment to Europe straight from domestic bases via air. They can certainly reach Greenland as it is closer all while avoiding Canadian airspace.

Personally I believe if the US were to attack quickly it could successfully occupy Greenland in a matter of days. Leading to a very bloody drawn out war shorty thereafter.

If Denmark and it’s allies began increasing defenses now it would likely discourage the US or at the very least prevent a successful invasion.

Either way if deterrence fails there will be a very bloody conflict.

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 08 Jan 2026 13:54 collapse

Well, sorta.

The US’s main power projection strategy is still (and has been for decades) to have an aircraft carrier group parked about 1000km away from the coast of whichever nation they’re attacking, pouding their target with airpower and cruise missiles whilst being far out enough that most cruise missiles can’t even reach them and those which can take so long that the carrier group has plenty of time to prepare and defend itself.

The Chinese and the Russians both developed hypersonic missiles exactly to counter that, as such missiles get there much faster so the carrier group has maybe half a minute of advanced warning to try and take them down rather than 10+ minutes.

This strategy has been very successful against militarilly second and lower tier nations, which is why the US has been using it since the first Iraq war.

However, for all its underinvestment in its military, Europe isn’t second tier (and neither is China).

As for the second part of your post, “boots on the ground” is exactly were the US massivelly sucks beyond the initial invasion stage: they’re great at getting there and breaking shit up whilst completelly sucking at actually holding territory. Personally, from the videos I’ve seen of US troops trying to “create good will with the locals” in places like Afghanistan, they seem to be completelly shit at understanding and respecting the way of life of the locals and they reeking with a mindset of “I’m a member of a superior civilization trying to civilize the barbarians” (which, as an European, I find hilarious, since America isn’t actually all that culturally or societally civilized - especially in treating people as actual human beings - compared just about all European countries).

All this to say that the US invading Greenland would succeed, but directly cost the US far more than even Afghanistan and in a far shorter time, and they would almost certainly lose control of it in at most a decade or two, not least because they totally suck at getting the locals around to support them: trying to take on the most hardcore and resilient of the descendants of the Vikings in a land which in some ways is the polar equivalent of Afghanistan - huge, harsh and with massive uninhabited and hard to occupy areas - whilst the people there don’t at all feel they have an inferior culture to America’s (so they’re hardly attracted by the prospect of becoming American citizen) seems to me like an impossible task.

arrow74@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 14:12 next collapse

The issue is the US can park a carrier at the northernmost part of Maine and be about 1,200 km from the largest city in Greenland. So still within range.

I also think Afghanistan is a poor comparison. The US never intended to conquer the nation. It wanted to setup a puppet government. It also didn’t throw the full military force at it.

Truthfully we’ve never seen the US engage in a total war to conquer a nation.

If the US threw everything it had at Greenland they could take over most major cities within days. Likely before Denmark/the remainder of NATO could mount a response.

Now that being said effectively patrolling all of Greenland probably wouldn’t be realistic. This would allow for counter insurgency, which is effective against the US typically. Although I doubt this government would give up based in that. More notably the vastness of Greenland will give Denmark and allies an opportunity to establish a foothold to reclaim Greenland.

The best thing Denmark and its allies could do right now is to put more defenses in Greenland. Make it impossible for a quick strike to topple it.

Ideally defensive posturing would discourage an attack entirely. If it doesn’t it would save Denmark and it’s allies more lives while costing the US more.

Either way if the US does invade it will be a lot of pointless bloodshed.

Also unrelated to the war bit, but Greenland is mostly populated by native peoples. Not the descendants of vikings (although there is certainly a percentage that are)

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 08 Jan 2026 15:11 collapse

Truthfully we’ve never seen the US engage in a total war to conquer a nation.

Ahem: Vietnam.

Also I think you’re missing a massive point here: You can’t “topple” Greenland by totally destroying or taking over Greenland because it’s part of Denmark and the seat of the Danish Government isn’t there, nor are their main military assets, and this is before you even consider their European allies.

If Greenland was a country relying only on itself, it would totally make sense that it could be taken by just taking its major cities, but it’s not, it’s an independent region of Denmark, a country which in turn is allied with almost all other European countries.

The US can invade and totally crush Greenland’s big cities and that will still do very little to crush resistance because that’s not were most of it will be coming from. This also brings us around the whole carrier group thing: the carrier group would be how the US would be trying to stop the feeding of resistance in Greenland from Europe, since that would be coming from the very opposite side of the island (and as “islands” go, Greenland is huge, with 25% of the area of the US, so that’s a pretty insane task).

IMHO what the Greenlanders and more in general the Danish should be doing is not to try and stop the elements of warfare that the US does best - such as the actual initial invasion - but actually try and make that as costly as possible whilst at the same time setting up the conditions for a long term Resistance effort from the areas outside the cities to turn Greenland into a graveyard for American soldiers, something which is far more likely to end up with an outcome like Vietnam were the daily procession or american coffins turns an overwhelming majority of the population against the War and the end result was that America ultimatelly lost it.

Finally on the last point, fighting Greenland is fighting Denmark and there are way more people in the rest of Denmark than in Greenland. That said you are right that many (if not most) of the people living in Greenland who know the whole place including the hardest and most remote areas, are probably descendants of the Innuit rather than of the Vikings (both people colonized the place).

arrow74@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 15:33 collapse

Ahem: Vietnam

While more involved than Afghanistan the goal was still never to annex a nation. It was to prop-up another puppet government. Plus the US relied more on sending bodies to the meat grinder there. If we see the US engage at WW2 levels that’s where things get much bleaker. Also worth mentioning we’ve never really seen the US engage in total war this close to home. The last notable war that happened this closely was the Civil War. Greenland is close enough that you can move soldiers from the continental US and have them engaged in combat within the same day. If not under 12 hrs. That was not the case in either Vietnam of Afghanistan

Also I think you’re missing a massive point here: You can’t “topple” Greenland

Not what I said. You can 100% occupy Greenland and remove it from the control of Denmark before they can respond. I’m well aware that Greenland is a semi-autonomous territory of Denmark.

But anyway the rest I’m in agreement.

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 08 Jan 2026 15:49 collapse

Vietnam was definitelly “all out” but I grant your point that America wasn’t trying to make it part of its territory, not least because since the days of Puerto Rico and taking territory from Mexico, America’s Imperial strategy has always being one of installing puppet governments rather than direct control.

As for the rest, I disagree on it being possible for even America to 100% occupy Greenland unless the locals agree - remember it’s 25% of the territory of America, most of it being far harsher. As long as support for a Resistance keeps on arriving from Denmark and Europe, an American occupying force would keep suffering casualties.

This is actually the basis of my point: America invading and occupying Greenland’s cities is probably easy, its actually controlling a territory the size of 25% of America with very specific characteristics that totally favor the locals over American troops (hence my reference to Afghanistan, were the territory was equally large and almost equally harsh and Poshtun were in a very similar situation vs the American occupiers) is impossible unless to locals overwhelmingly side with America.

IMHO Greenland would quite possibly turn in the kind of quagmire war that happens at the stage of empires when they’re starting to fall and engage in reckless military adventures to try and prop-up the elites, which end up overextending their military and draining most of their power.

KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 08 Jan 2026 21:13 collapse

The real problem with Greenland is it being worth taking back. It has a population of 50k. The biggest town has a population smaller than all but the most rural towns in most countries. The expenditure of untold quantities of money and unknown numbers of lives to re-take it is going to be hard to swallow for most of NATO.

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 Jan 2026 10:33 collapse

Yes, that’s a big question.

The thing is, as we’ve seen with Russia, letting a bully keep what they stole only leads to even more bullying and stealing later.

If, instead, you fuck the bully up, they don’t do it again an go look for targets that don’t resist as much.

Having a Resistance relentless blooding an occupying American presence in Greenland and destroying the infrastructure they would deploy to exploit Greenland’s mineral resources (which are the whole point of trying to get Greenland) would definitelly fucking that bully up.

I suspect hope that Russia’s invasion of Ukraine after letting it have Crimea some years ago has retaught most European leaders the lesson that giving in to an earlier aggression will just mean more and greater aggressions later.

lofi@piefed.social on 08 Jan 2026 09:49 next collapse

This chud is absolutely lost in the sauce.

falseWhite@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 11:36 next collapse

You do realise that Europe is a nuclear power with their own boomers and nuclear subs and there’s jack shit USA can do about them. Europe is probably also the only one that can take out your carriers.

This isn’t Afghanistan or Venezuela, and Americans would find that out in the most painful and devastating way they ever have.

Sure, you would take over Greenland after half your forces would be destroyed, at best. That’s when Russia would take back Alaska, when you can’t fight back at two fronts.

Good luck dying for your pedo rapist god.

arrow74@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 12:19 collapse

Even at half strength Russia isn’t taking Alaska. Unless they give up on Ukraine entirely.

They don’t have the capabilities on that side of the country at all

floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 08 Jan 2026 11:54 collapse

Ahem

Vietnam and Afghanistan. You couldn’t win against countries that had almost nothing, if not the desire to defend themselves. Do you think it would go better against NATO?

MBech@feddit.dk on 08 Jan 2026 18:31 collapse

I don’t get why americans think they’re the most hardcore motherfuckers out there. They keep losing to people in 30 year old Toyota Hilluxs in the middle of a desert, and people hiding in holes in the jungle with sticks covered in poop.

Sure, they have the capability to destroy every single living thing in the world, but as long as that isn’t profitable for them, they won’t actually do it.

floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 08 Jan 2026 21:32 collapse

It’s all the tacticool gear.

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Of course you wouldn’t want people to think that you’re gay for having a child! Boost his morale, and yours, with a flag patch! Also doubles as body armor because europoors are pussies and won’t shoot a child!

frank@sopuli.xyz on 08 Jan 2026 06:25 next collapse

Anyone have a link beyond the paywall?

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 07:24 next collapse

" … that’s how America does it … "

bstix@feddit.dk on 08 Jan 2026 07:32 next collapse

Headline needs to calm the fuck down.

The whole thing is so absurd. How exactly would an American invasion happen? What are they going to attack?

There’s a meeting between Denmark and USA next week. Anything you read on news and social media in the meantime is speculation or fear mongering.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 07:42 next collapse

You should go listen to Trump’s speeches. It’s likely posturing, but now we’ve seen how desperate and backed into the corner he is, it’s hard to say what he will do next.

The American people have lost any semblance of control over our leadership.

bstix@feddit.dk on 08 Jan 2026 07:51 next collapse

I’d rather not. I can’t watch his speeches without throwing up.

It also doesn’t matter what he says. Words means nothing to him.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 09:08 next collapse

it might be in the best interest of the United States (as a citizen myself) to vote that the U.S. become a part of Denmark with a 5-7 year hold on voting rights to any changes to current tax law or healthcare laws. 5-7 years from now hearing you will pay $600/month for healthcare to vote in U.S. conservatives with no actual benefits may teach some people something.

Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 15:19 collapse

Is he really that desperate and backed into a corner? I can’t tell anymore

radiouser@crazypeople.online on 08 Jan 2026 07:52 next collapse

You’re either very optimistic or very naive. How exactly would an American invasion happen? Just like every other American invasion…

saimen@feddit.org on 08 Jan 2026 07:53 next collapse

No. It’s good people finally take Trump serious and something like this is the only answer he understands.

bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com on 08 Jan 2026 20:34 collapse

Blockade until capitulation.

bstix@feddit.dk on 09 Jan 2026 07:11 collapse

If they want to starve out Greenland, they should remember that there are more American soldiers in NATO bases in Europe than the population of Greenland.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net on 08 Jan 2026 09:15 next collapse

This is idiotic. Denmark gave US right to freely access it’s military bases. They signed new treaty in 2023 and further approved US military bases on their soil in 2025! How will they know US is invading them when US has legal right to access their military installations and can request the use private land in Denmark? They will shoot first and ask if they were Americans later?

souse: apnews.com/…/denmark-united-states-military-bases…

MrMakabar@slrpnk.net on 08 Jan 2026 09:22 next collapse

They have to request the use of private land and obviously most of Greenland and Denmark is not a US military base.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net on 08 Jan 2026 09:29 collapse

But US can freely access their military bases. And US has their own military bases in Greenland. So who Greenland is going to shoot exactly? The airplanes flying to US bases in Greenland? The soldiers legally entering Danish military bases?

Also:

“When requested, the Danish Executive Agent shall make reasonable efforts to facilitate temporary access to and use of private land and facilities (including roads, ports, and airfields), and public land and facilities (including roads, ports, and airfields) that are not a part of an Agreed Facility and Area, including those owned or controlled by Denmark or by local authorities, by U.S. forces, U.S. contractors, and Danish contractors for use in support of U.S. forces. U.S. forces, U.S. contractors, or Danish contractors shall not bear the cost of such facilitation”

US can request access and Denmark has to facilitate it if possible. They can’t just deny it because they don’t feel like it. That’s the 2023 agreement.

fmn.dk/…/-us-denmark-dca-den-prime-english-20dec2…

“U.S. forces, U.S. contractors, Danish contractors, dependents, and others as mutually agreed are authorized unimpeded access to and use of Agreed Facilities and Areas for visits; training; exercises; maneuvers; transit; support and related activities; refueling of aircraft; bunkering of vessels; landing and recovery of aircraft; temporary maintenance of vehicles, vessels, and aircraft; accommodation of personnel; communications; staging and deploying of forces and materiel; pre-positioning of equipment, supplies, and materiel; security assistance and cooperation activities; joint and combined training activities; humanitarian and disaster relief activities; contingency operations; construction in support of mutually agreed activities”

arrow74@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 12:04 next collapse

I assume these things are authorized or announced in some way. If paratroops start falling or landing craft are launched that’s a good indicator.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 13:08 collapse

agreements with the US don’t mean shit anymore, the US has shown that. everything is null.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net on 08 Jan 2026 13:26 collapse

So we should just declare all international laws null? Yeah, that’s a great idea.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 13:53 next collapse

no, all agreements with the US can be ignored, since the US has already decided and shown it will do whatever it wants regardless of existing agreements / laws

Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 09 Jan 2026 02:06 collapse

It’s generally agreed across the entire world that if you enter a contract with someone and that person breaks the terms of said contract, you are no longer beholden to those terms.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net on 09 Jan 2026 06:50 collapse

Please show me the part of US-Denmark agreement that says US will stop saying that it should control Greenland. Because international agreement are based on written laws, not feelings.

nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 08 Jan 2026 09:30 next collapse

from what I understand, they also make it pretty easy for American companies to buy licenses to mine whatever they want from the ground

there is no good reason to occupy the country. it makes no sense

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net on 08 Jan 2026 09:45 next collapse

The reason is to humiliate and subjugate Europe.

bearboiblake@pawb.social on 08 Jan 2026 10:22 collapse

what if they didn’t want to buy the licenses? what if they just wanted to take everything?

what if the US is the new nazi germany and just needs lebensraum for a post-climate change world?

so many questions, who can say

D_C@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 10:07 next collapse

What is idiotic is the bullshit that the paedo in chief is trying to pull.

It doesn’t matter what Denmark signed 3 years ago now that the other side is threatening an invasion.

Stop everything until either the orange child rapist is killed, dies, is forcibly ousted, or (lol) common sense prevails. Until then any us soldier or worker should be classed as a threat and any unnecessary us personnel should leave. The end.

If any us person in Greenland has to ask themself “am I necessary?”, then they aren’t. And should leave.
If the us population doesn’t like it then they should do something about the russian stooge they’ve enabled to be president (twice).

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net on 08 Jan 2026 10:29 collapse

They voted to permit US military bases on Danish soil in 2025, AFTER Trump started talking about taking over Greenland. So Trump made idiotic demand and they rolled over. Now they are trying to play tough. It’s just pathetic.

Stop everything until either the orange child rapist is killed, dies, is forcibly ousted, or (lol) common sense prevails. Until then any us soldier or worker should be classed as a threat and any unnecessary us personnel should leave. The end.

Yeah, they could unilaterally pull out of those treaties but they didn’t. Until they do talking about “shooting first” is just idiotic.

urandom@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 10:38 next collapse

You’d be surprised to learn that Denmark is not really The Netherlands. What the unrelated country had done in 2025 likely has no relation to what Denmark is experiencing.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net on 08 Jan 2026 10:47 collapse

Fuck, Danish…

As my excuse, English is confusing and it’s not my first language. My point still applies to the whole EU though. They have huge leverage over US but are too divided and cowardly to use it.

D_C@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 13:06 collapse

It doesn’t matter. They’ve gone from “We might bully you” to “We have the right to take anything we want from any other country”
And as with any bully you should stand up to them and never back down. It matters fuck all about contracts and treaties and agreements.

If my next door neighbour said in passing he was going to attack my house, then stated he had the right to attack me in my house you better believe that as soon as I see that neighbour coming anywhere near me then I’m attacking first.
If you want to cower behind ‘agreements’ then you can. See how that works out for you.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net on 08 Jan 2026 13:33 collapse

If my next door neighbour said in passing he was going to attack my house, then stated he had the right to attack me in my house you better believe that as soon as I see that neighbour coming anywhere near me then I’m attacking first.

More appropriate analogy would be that you gave your neighbor a key to your home and now you’re saying that when he breaks into your home you will beat him up him but he can keep the key and can enter whenever he wants.

“Breaks in” is the important part. Since he has a key your statement is an empty threat but let’s you feel in control.

D_C@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 15:26 collapse

Again, it doesn’t matter.
I could carve a decree in stone that is witnessed by Satan himself that that any neighbour could break in to my house if they want to. It would still be shitty behaviour on their part if they did it, and they should not be shocked if I fight back.
Jesus fucking Christ.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 12:33 collapse

How will they know US is invading

Counterpoint. How will the US know they have taken Greenland. What will be different?

Agent641@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 12:51 next collapse

Resource and mineral rights.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net on 08 Jan 2026 13:04 collapse

The first sign will be that when Denmark pulls out of the treaties and tells US to leave they will just ignore them. This will show that Denmark doesn’t really control the territory. That’s why Denmark didn’t do it yet. As long as it’s just talk they can keep pretending they can somehow defend themselves.

What US can do to prove they actually have taken the territory is to stage some confrontation, for example start mining there without permission. Will Denmark shoot the miners? Will they send police? Military? What if US military defends the miners? Clearly Denmark will not “shoot first and ask questions later” in this situation but US can show they have effectively taken over.

In the end it really depends on what US want’s to achieve here. If they just want resources proving that they can access them at will would be enough,if they want to use if for military operation they just have to prove Denmark can’t kick them out, if they want to control their economy (which I doubt) they will have to kick out Danish administration and force citizens to pay taxes to IRS and if they want to humiliate EU they just have to change it on the maps and show that EU can’t do anything about it.

genocidesupporta@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 09:46 next collapse

Greenland doesn’t belong to Denmark either

originaltnavn@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 12:39 collapse

Greenland can vote to leave whenever they want according to their own laws. Though polls show most there want to become completely independent at some point in the future, very few Greenlanders say they want to leave Denmark at this time.

fennesz12@feddit.dk on 08 Jan 2026 10:50 next collapse

I see a lot of right wing influencers arguing a kind of might makes right rhetoric. They say that the US should take Greenland simply because it can, and the US needs it. Which makes me wonder if I as a Dane am morally justified in gathering a few friends, breaking into these influencers homes, kicking them out, and just take up residence. After all, I need their houses, and my friends and I are stronger. Isn’t that so?

I suppose there is no moral obligation for me to obey American laws, if there is no moral obligation for America to obey international laws. If the US is justified in hostile takeover of a foreign democratic nation, then I see no reason why I, as a Danish citizen, should abide by US laws.

ssladam@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 12:26 next collapse

These morons would take us back to living in caves and knocking women over the head with clubs to claim their spouse if they had their druthers.

This juvenile “might makes right” perspective is so goddam infantile it’s almost laughable, if these weren’t the idiots with the guns.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 12:41 next collapse

A Dane invading and pillaging… I’ve heard this one before.

Do it. Embrace your Viking ancestry.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 13:06 next collapse

you are morally justified in using the method of your aggressor enemy against them, yes

BurnedDonutHole@ani.social on 08 Jan 2026 13:19 next collapse

Anyone who is talking about this should first realize that a NATO member is trying to get territory from another member just because they think it’s better for their geopolitical situation, this will break NATO as an alliance because then Greece and Turkey will take it as a greenlight to take action against the disputed territories between themselves. Which will cause the collapse of NATO and who knows what Non-NATO countries will try to do. This is not about MAGA bullshit it will cause a huge change and might even cause the WW3 to start instead of the proxy wars we’ve been seeing. I’m saying this a person who doesn’t like NATO.

fennesz12@feddit.dk on 08 Jan 2026 13:39 next collapse

Well said, and it really puts it all into perspective. There are vast geopolitical consequences.

Orygin@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 17:20 next collapse

Has NATO really prevented anything between Türkiye and Greece?
I thought there were explicit exceptions for the defense agreement in case the conflict is between member states, precisely because of Türkiye and Greece.

Edit: from what I can find, there is no explicit exceptions but it is generally understood that article 5 is only to be invoked for external aggression. No action was undertaken by NATO when Cyprus was invaded.

Honytawk@feddit.nl on 09 Jan 2026 09:59 collapse

It will not break NATO. Since it is a defensive pact.

If the US attacks Greenland, every NATO member will jump to the defense of Greenland because they are the country being invaded. That is how the pact is written. Doesn’t matter if the invading country is NATO themselves or not.

The only thing this will cause in NATO is that the US will be kicked out.

Gloomy@mander.xyz on 09 Jan 2026 11:08 collapse

This is wishful thinking. This will brake NATO or they will just shrug and move on. Europe is still to reliant on the US as a protective force. Maybe this will help them see that the time in which the US cared for anybody but them self belong to the past. Right now to many EU countries are clinging to world order that died with Trump 2.

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 13:26 next collapse

I see a lot of right wing influencers arguing a kind of might makes right rhetoric.

Always the case with fucking fascists.

While that is the case, I wonder how many in America actually approves of this given the proliferation of right wing bot accounts. I think that even if the US decides to invade Greenland, that might trigger a US civil war because, unlike Venezuela and Iraq where there are dictators which give plausible excuse to invade, Denmark and Greenland is clearly a democratic and peaceful country. A lot of Americans know this. Invading Venezuela did not even create a rally around the flag effect in favour of Trump admin as some might have expected, in order for Trump to artificially shore up his approval ratings. I certainly thought that more Americans might have gotten on board with Trump admin immediately, considering how they jumped the bandwagon to support the invasion of Iraq.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 14:31 next collapse

You’re descendants of Vikings. Go Viking.

Take their treasure while you’re at it.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 15:10 next collapse

Be incredibly angry at Americans

Invade Quebec

Become very cold

Leave after about 80 years

partofthevoice@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 15:46 collapse

Yesterday, I heard Magnus Carlson get called an insufferable viking. ‘Twas humorous.

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz on 09 Jan 2026 09:22 collapse

I doubt the chess champion cares if he gets called a slur, but I know nothing, definitely nothing relevant. Godspeed

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 15:10 next collapse

Which makes me wonder if I as a Dane am morally justified in gathering a few friends, breaking into these influencers homes, kicking them out, and just take up residence.

The thing about Might Makes Right is that hypotheticals aren’t a signal of strength.

What would happen if you tried? You’d probably get in an altercation. People would be injured. The local police would be called to break it up. And nobody would care that you were trying to prove a rhetorical point.

I suppose there is no moral obligation for me to obey American laws, if there is no moral obligation for America to obey international laws.

To borrow a quip from Brandon Lee Mulligan

Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. You know what I mean?

rumba@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 15:19 next collapse

Fire is cheaper. you could even alert them and make sure they get out ok. just sayin

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 16:41 collapse

But in a hypothetical “might makes right”, cops aren’t ever safe either and don’t act with impunity of the courts and the consent of the governed. Police stop being police, and are just people with a slightly above average level of force in a mad max world.

If they thought the job sucked before with high rates of PTSD and suicide, just wait.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 17:04 collapse

But in a hypothetical “might makes right”, cops aren’t ever safe either and don’t act with impunity of the courts and the consent of the governed.

Cops operate as armed gangs with staked out turf. They’re safe, broadly speaking, because they have a collectivist attitude towards their own defense. If you fuck with one cop, you are inevitably fucking with the entire department. And police departments - particularly in big cities - have enormous amounts of money, capital, and manpower to deploy against individuals and small groups in opposition.

If they thought the job sucked before with high rates of PTSD and suicide, just wait.

Not remotely high enough.

And the job doesn’t suck. It is highly coveted, both for the amazing pay/benefits - some of the best in the public sector and regularly well above the local median - and for the slew of “fringe” benefits that come from gang membership - prosecutorial immunity when engaged in drug/human trafficking, assault/battery/spousal abuse, vehicle crimes, intoxication, etc.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 17:32 collapse

www.zippia.com/salaries/police-officer/

Entry level $38k average $52. Not exactly amazing pay. The coveted nature of the job is little dicks want power to abuse.

Edit: from cna.org/…/Law-Enforcement-Deaths-By-Suicide.pdf

Public safety personnel die by suicide at a higher rate than the general population. For example, Violanti et al. (2013) found that detectives and criminal investigators had a higher suicide rate than the general population, and Dixon (2021) found that rates of suicide among public safety personnel are higher than rates of death in the line of duty. Various job-related factors contribute to these tragedies in law enforcement officers, including repeated exposure to life-threatening situations, the strain of shift work on sleep patterns and relationships, ready access to firearms, prior military experience, and the demographic profile of law enforcement, which predominantly comprises White males, a group already at elevated risk of suicide (Dixon, 2021; Stanley et al., 2016; Violanti et al., 2013). In contrast, factors contributing to the suicide of correctional officers remain less clear, largely because of high turnover rates (Malik et al., 2023).

The job does suck.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 17:54 collapse

Entry level $38k average $52.

NYPD pay is $60k starting and $125 after five years. That doesn’t include overtime or benefits. At 33k officers and counting, they’re the biggest department in the country. Base salary in Houston is $80k with Senior Officers earning as much as $140k.

Go more local and you’ll find the starting officer pay regularly outruns the median salary and benefits. The NYC median salary is $73k. Houston is $56k. You can find officers in smaller towns earning less. But they’re inevitably in a township with residents that are even poorer.

And, again, this is just baseline salary. Police Unions regularly secure 1.5x - 2x overtime pay compensation, resulting in some curious compensation figures

Houston senior police officer Matthew Davis’ annual salary was about $90,000 this past fiscal year. He made nearly $170,000 more in overtime.

It was not an anomaly. Davis has collected more in overtime than his base salary every year since at least 2020, and was previously disciplined for participating in an overtime scheme involving fabricated witness claims on traffic tickets. He is part of a growing pattern among the city’s highest-paid traffic enforcement officers who routinely collect overtime earnings that match or exceed their base salaries, a Houston Chronicle analysis found

Hardly the only department that’s been scandalized by this kind of misconduct.

The coveted nature of the job is little dicks want power to abuse.

Definitely one of the “fringe” benefits.

The job does suck.

Most jobs suck. Few include the number of perks afforded to entry level staff.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 17:55 collapse

Oh look! Cherry picking. I didn’t know it was in season.

Evkob@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 20:12 collapse

I think more cops should commit suicide to be honest.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 21:07 collapse

Valid.

zorflieg@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 11:10 next collapse

The telegraph is a rag.

roserose56@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 11:23 next collapse

Remember who started everything!
I guess we gonna wait for the court in USA to stop Trump. No revolution, sit and watch.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 11:44 next collapse

Obviously it was Denmark. Did you even see how it dressed Greenland? What did it expect?

Sturgist@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 12:16 collapse

Did you even see how it dressed Greenland?

…in ice?

blinfabian@feddit.nl on 08 Jan 2026 14:47 next collapse

Greenland was dressed in ice, the US is dressed in ICE

titanicx@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 19:53 collapse

Republicans are super into ice right now…m

Sturgist@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 20:27 collapse

Some of them definitely seem like they’re on meth…coughcoughkashpatelcoughcough

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 15:11 next collapse

No revolution

Nobody wants to be the first one to stick their neck out.

NikkiDimes@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 18:59 collapse

Renee Nicole Good already did.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 20:43 collapse

She got gunned down dropping her daughter off at daycare. She wasn’t doing a Leftist 9/11 on the police.

NikkiDimes@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 21:05 collapse

Really? I apologize then, I thought she was intentionally blocking them (which I 100% am in support of, to be clear). I bought the propaganda, I guess, weee :(. Thank you for the correction.

Edit to add: Did further reading and watched earlier video context, and yeah. She was literally waving the ICE cars ahead of herself as to not get in the way. She had nothing to do with the situation and they assumed by her mere presence that she was an agitator and not just someone in the wrong place at the wrong time. JFC.

m0darn@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 16:27 collapse

The nail that sticks up, gets hammered down

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 08 Jan 2026 18:11 next collapse

They’re all going to get hammered down anyway.

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 12 Jan 2026 03:52 collapse

Look at that, ICE looking for nails that aren’t sticking up:
www.instagram.com/reel/DTY0CKQCewD/

Jhex@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 13:32 next collapse

Does that include the US troops already stationed in Greenland?

Critical_Drinking@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 14:17 collapse

I would believe if they would not surrender formally and act hostile then yes.

electric_nan@lemmy.ml on 08 Jan 2026 17:46 collapse

Seems like there’s already enough hostility to justify asking them to leave.

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Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 08 Jan 2026 13:35 next collapse

Careful, your American is showing.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 08 Jan 2026 13:36 collapse

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Hoticeberg@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 14:05 collapse

The account joined 3 months ago. Probably a bot/Russian stooge.

Sauvandu60@lemmy.ml on 08 Jan 2026 14:26 next collapse

I doubt Denmark could fend off the U.S., especially since other NATO countries are likely just monitoring the situation rather than taking action.

Baggie@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 14:33 next collapse

They might do a good enough job to not make it worth taking, though it’s a bit of a hard thing to judge when the invading force isn’t using logic

jaxxed@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 14:50 collapse

This is the only goal the Europe can aim for. Force the U.S. to take a step that they don’t want to, and that they will lose because of. They won’t lose militarily, but they could lose politically and economically in the long tern.

Baggie@lemmy.zip on 09 Jan 2026 05:55 collapse

Absolutely. America is hugely reliant on the world economy, I just hope people commit to that and don’t just go with whatever America is saying.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 15:04 next collapse

The US has a military base in Greenland already. Pituffik Space Base doesn’t appear to be going anywhere, despite all the bluster.

And as the US is the military backbone of NATO, I’m not seeing how NATO as an institution would respond with the leadership structure and base management riddled with American personal.

KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 08 Jan 2026 20:58 next collapse

Please tell me the soldiers there call it “Pity Fuck”

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 21:07 collapse

At some point, NATO will have to acknowledge that America is NOT part of their alliance, at least not at this moment. If Russia were to attack Europe, or China were to take Taiwan, Trump wouldn’t do a thing about it.

If a real American ever gets into the White House, and not a corrupt traitor pedophile, maybe NATO will have us back, as long as we clean up our act and purge MAGA from our government and society.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 22:01 collapse

If Russia were to attack Europe, or China were to take Taiwan, Trump wouldn’t do a thing about it.

Trump’s cabinet is stuffed to the brim with people who are crazy enough to fight a war with China. What they can’t handle is China not invading Taiwan and, instead, stacking up China-friendly political allies on the island until the Parliament tips their way.

Meanwhile, Russians are damned near out of gas. They barely have the manpower to control that eastern slice of Ukraine. If they launched attacks into the European mainland and provoked a real material response from a combined Western Europe, they would be in huge trouble. But, again, that was never really Putin’s intention. He’s been building up alliances with white nationalist parties all across the continent. By 2030, you’re going to have a swath of ultra-nationalists running every Parliament from the AfD in Germany to Reform UK.

And he’s going to be doing it in coordination with Israel, Saudi Arabia, Turkiye, and India. Countries America bribed into a temporary alliance aren’t going to be there when the US economy goes into another recessionary tailspin. That’s what will really fuck NATO up.

And all this happening on the eve of a climate catastrophe, too.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 22:09 collapse

FINALLY! Someone with some Critical Thinking Skills who gets what’s really happening. I’ve been arguing with people who think that Trump, Russia, and China are all acting totally independently. There is no possible way that they are carving up the world into three showers of influence, despite daily obvious evidence of it EVERY DAY.

And I can’t even start to worry about the climate right now. I’ve got zombies on my doorstep, demanding that I voluntarily offer myself up for enslavement, I can’t worry about what’s going on down the street right now.

Excellent post.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 22:15 collapse

And I can’t even start to worry about the climate right now.

That’s a shame, because we are fucking in for it as the Colorado dries up in our winter heat wave. Nevermind what’s going to happen to Poland or Macedonia. I’d be worried what happens between Utah, Arizona, Nevada, and California during the next growing season.

rumba@lemmy.zip on 08 Jan 2026 15:17 next collapse

There are multiple countries having dialogues to plan their actions.

This is no longer a situation where the US can simply walk in and take what it wants and getting a big payoff instead of facing consequences.

Allies will form. Even the worst segment of the US population doesn’t want WWIII, a civil war yes, but they don’t want their kids drafted to die over the annex of Greenland.

coredev@programming.dev on 08 Jan 2026 18:29 next collapse

The Nordics are pretty great at arctic warfare, just look at how well the Finns did. Pretty much all their gear are usable in arctic conditions and they train regularly for guerrilla warfare in extreme cold. The situation for the US is not the same. Most of their gear will not work in the winter in Greenland.

Im not saying they will win, i just mean that it’s more complex than having the larger gun.

However, the US are about to loose big in trade. Who the hell will want to buy American?

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 20:58 next collapse

The Russians still fear the Finns. Every now and then they get a bit froggy, and the Finns just flip them the bird, and spit in their general direction, and the Russkies scurry on home.

hanrahan@slrpnk.net on 08 Jan 2026 21:25 collapse

However, the US are about to loose big in trade. Who the hell will want to buy American?

Australian’s. Yes, we’re arseholes.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 21:10 collapse

These are the descendants of Vikings. Let’s settle it with a cage match between Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller, and a Viking of their choice.

No tapping out, hand-to-hand battle to the death.

WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca on 09 Jan 2026 10:04 collapse

Paul Reubens does not deserve that

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Sam_Bass@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 16:01 next collapse

Can we suggest who you shoot first?

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 20:56 collapse

Rubio is paying a visit soon…

We should encourage him to take an entourage of high-ranking MAGAs, for the intimidation factor.

matlag@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 16:18 next collapse

Yep! So if US comes, they will send in their F35, after having keyed in the mission parameters, that will go straight to a Lockheed server in the US to be uploaded in the jets, and with that they will take their ennemy by surprise!

Oh, shit! The jets were shot down! Weren’t they stealth??

Danes will have to order more, then…

FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 17:33 next collapse

Phones have got to be ringing off the hook at Saab sales offices right now.

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 21:21 collapse

I read the German Luftwaffe is interested in the SAAB Gripen. Fucking Rheinmetall and the German government should cancel the F-35 deal.

BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 18:04 next collapse

Danes will have to order more, then…

Appreciating the spineless incompetence of the elected officials in our government, I suspect that they would bite the pillow and think happy thoughts while ordering replacements.

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 18:41 collapse

I heard the US could just remotely disable their equipments… 👀

matlag@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jan 2026 21:22 collapse

Can’t tell for all of the equipment (from my understanding, they happily buy 100% US…), but for the F35, that’s not exact. It needs constant update, and from what I read, it is still usable for ~30 days after they would ban it from the network. But “usable” means back to pen and paper on board for missions…

lechekaflan@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 16:36 next collapse

This stupid idea of those fucking MAGAts is what Putin likes to see how it would play out.

LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 18:11 next collapse

Good for them! If you have an armed military coming in to steal your land, you have no other choice but to fight to the death.

Trump wanted to start as many wars as possible as quickly as possible, and his regime is making sure it happens FAST.

Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 08 Jan 2026 18:49 next collapse

Just adding: because he is a a MEGA PEDO WHO RAPED CHILDREN AND THIS IS ALL BECAUSE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO FORGET ABOUT THE EPSTIEN FILES

luciferofastora@feddit.org on 08 Jan 2026 19:05 next collapse

Also because it’s far easier to justify suspending democratic processes by pointing at an ongoing military crisis and making emergency laws.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 20:54 collapse

We’ve never cancelled an election, not even during the first Civil War, so we will NEVER accept any excuses for cancelling elections, not military actions, not civil unrest, not nothin’.

So please don’t even hint that there is a scenario that would be acceptable to suspend elections. That is a BRIGHT RED LINE that can NEVER be crossed. That violates our Constitutional/ Social Contract to a fatal degree, signalling the end of American Democracy, and the start of Civil War.

luciferofastora@feddit.org on 09 Jan 2026 00:47 next collapse

Good. Let’s hope that conviction is never put to the test, but I wouldn’t put it past him to try.

luciferofastora@feddit.org on 09 Jan 2026 08:53 collapse

Just to point out what I’m talking about: lemmy.world/post/41255505

Let’s hope he doesn’t actually pull that off

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 20:46 collapse

Thanks, I haven’t seen this repeated in the last 15 minutes, and it’s important to keep this front and center.

Also, not just Trump. All Conservatives are MAGA, and all MAGAS are PedoCons.

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 08 Jan 2026 20:58 collapse

Those files for certain implicate much of the GQP establishment and Trump otherwise they’d have no trouble releasing it for the few liberals that are on there compared to them.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 21:32 collapse

Even if they released everything they had, they would still quarantine anything that implicates Trump. We might still get something actionable, but it’s doubtful. Chain of custody is so compromised at this point, that nobody with a decent lawyer will get convicted in a real court. Court of public opinion will have to do.

OTOH, I’ve been seeing occasional articles on the OTHER Epstein investigation, the one following the many money trails. He had a LOT of money, and they still aren’t sure where it came from, or where it is, but they are looking for it. Its hard to dispute hard numbers, so they tend to be powerful evidence.

If people go to prison over their Epstein crimes, it will be about the money, not salacious photographs or emails.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 20:44 collapse

Trump wanted to start as many wars as possible as quickly as possible, and his regime is making sure it happens FAST.

All while whining that he should get the Nobel Peace Prize. Did anyone ever explain to him that the Peace in the Peace Prize doesn’t stand for “Piece Of Ass” in the Epstein way?

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 08 Jan 2026 20:58 collapse

He thought it was a piece of pie.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 21:26 collapse

Only if it was one of those overpriced McDonalds pies.

TheDeepState@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 20:32 next collapse

Please shoot first. Let’s kick this thing off. For the record, I’m not for taking Greenland via force.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 20:42 collapse

I just read that Rubio is coming to visit. They could prove their resolve by shooting him first.

TheDeepState@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 21:34 next collapse

That would really kick things off. Maybe they will shoot Little Marco in the face.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 08 Jan 2026 22:03 next collapse

ICE-style

whitecollarcry@lemmy.world on 08 Jan 2026 22:21 collapse

Maybe he’s trying to avoid the clutches of Greenland’s natural ice and oopsie 🍾

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today on 09 Jan 2026 07:15 collapse

I’m all for the sentiment. But embarrassing him would send a better message to the world stage.

Imagine Rubio lands and is greeted by a lei of green flowers.

hanrahan@slrpnk.net on 09 Jan 2026 01:13 next collapse

Press (x) for doubt, and the IS Base in Greenland, they can just take down the fence and say “all of your land belong to us”

apnews.com/…/denmark-united-states-military-bases…

Denmark’s Parliament on Wednesday approved a bill to allow U.S. military bases on Danish soil, a move that comes as President Donald Trump seeks to take control of the kingdom’s semi-autonomous territory of Greenland.

davepleasebehave@lemmy.world on 09 Jan 2026 07:56 next collapse

The Johnathon Ross Doctrine.

deczzz@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 Jan 2026 08:12 collapse

A lot of debate on this in Denmark. Not a shared opinion amongst the people or political parties. Law might be in place but it’s another thing to inact it. Denmark won’t stand a chance anyway.