‘You Will Hear From Heaven’: Trump Shares Private Text From Mike Huckabee Comparing Iran Decision to U.S. Nuking Japan (www.mediaite.com)
from avidamoeba@lemmy.ca to world@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 15:07
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avidamoeba@lemmy.ca on 17 Jun 15:07 next collapse

Jesus fucking Christ

Carmakazi@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 15:15 next collapse

American Christianity is a death cult straight out of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign as the transparently evil bad guys. They should not be allowed to steer modern society in any way.

brezel@piefed.social on 17 Jun 15:21 next collapse

seriously, as long as believing in gods and shit isn't seen as the mental disorder it is in the whole world, humanity will never drag itself out this swamp of stupidity we are currently in.

myrrh@ttrpg.network on 17 Jun 15:56 next collapse

…that was a significant theme in 2061: oddysey three

Blackmist@feddit.uk on 18 Jun 10:25 next collapse

If we’re going to have a religious book, it should be The Egg.

Jumuta@sh.itjust.works on 18 Jun 14:53 collapse

rms is the only prophet I’ll ever believe /s

Gates9@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jun 15:54 next collapse

I don’t care if heaven exists, but people like this really make me hope there’s a Hell.

SattaRIP@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 17 Jun 16:08 next collapse

Hey, take that back! No fictional demon, devil, or yugoloth can ever be as evil as humans like these.

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sness@sh.itjust.works on 18 Jun 23:01 next collapse

A good DM wouldn’t use such a cartoonishly evil villain. It wouldn’t be believable.

Witchfire@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 11:48 next collapse

I have multiple factions now in my campaign based on their actions. For example, one is manufacturing an “invasion” and is about to plan a false flag event to gain even more power. Turns out fascists are pretty villainous people

selfdefense420@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 14:23 collapse

you know, there’s a super easy way to stop it.

smol_beans@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 14:47 collapse

If it’s so easy why don’t you do it

selfdefense420@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 15:54 collapse

because it takes all of us

smol_beans@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 16:06 collapse

Doesn’t sound super easy then

selfdefense420@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 16:31 collapse

ridiculous, isn’t it? they’ll show up to stand around doing nothing holding signs, but when asked to actually fight for their beliefs they suddenly become pacifists and cowards.

it’s easy to see why we’ll never win.

smol_beans@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 18:31 collapse

Who are you talking about? You said it takes all of us, are you just talking about all protestors or all Americans or all liberals?

The people protesting recently have not been “doing nothing” they’ve been doing everything they can to stop or obstruct ICE agents from disappearing people. It took a military deployment to stop them. That is not “doing nothing”

selfdefense420@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 19:08 collapse

are you just talking about all protestors or all Americans or all liberals

everyone left of center. enough people that they can’t come after us all.

and i don’t see people effectively stopping ICE. i see people making big shows for their social media. if you want results, you have to make them scared to do their job.

smol_beans@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 21:23 collapse

So you want 150 million + people to all throw their bodies in front of federal agents at the same time.

Yeah, totally super easy, you have good reason to be defeatist. You set the bar unimaginably high and your fellow citizens didn’t clear that bar so it’s time to give up.

ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jun 15:17 next collapse

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jojo@piefed.social on 17 Jun 15:36 next collapse

What the actual fuck is this? One of those weird af exorcisms?

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz on 17 Jun 15:43 next collapse

I think this one is an inorcism

brezel@piefed.social on 17 Jun 16:00 next collapse

what a brilliant word, i am absolutely gonna steal that <3

El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip on 17 Jun 21:37 next collapse

“Hey Satan, mind hopping in there real quick and sorting that shit out?”

harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Jun 22:37 next collapse

I think we’d definitely be better off with Satan in charge.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip on 18 Jun 09:39 collapse

At least we might get some decent music.

JacksonLamb@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 12:27 collapse
Archer@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 11:44 collapse

Is giving Satan a near-Trump experience ethical though?

phutatorius@lemmy.zip on 18 Jun 09:38 collapse

I bet none of them washed their hands first… or after.

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NOT_RICK@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 16:05 next collapse

They’re doing some sort of prayer, I’d guess something along the lines of “God let this man be your vessel to help achieve the glory of the kingdom of heaven on earth”

You know, kind of like asking a wolf to bring about a vegan paradise on earth

Gsus4@mander.xyz on 17 Jun 16:35 next collapse

It’s not a fuck, he’s taking a huge dump on America.

Crankenstein@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 21:22 collapse

No, he is exposing America for what it has always been. What he is doing to the interior of the empire is what this country has been doing to the global south for over a century.

America has never been the "Good Guy"™ willingly.

Gsus4@mander.xyz on 17 Jun 21:25 collapse

I hope I’ll live long enough to see the world utopia brought about by the self-collapse of the US 😬

Crankenstein@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 21:58 collapse

I will just be happy knowing that the American hegemony is ending even if I never get to see what comes after.

The old saying “plant trees whose shade you know you’ll never get to sit”

Gsus4@mander.xyz on 17 Jun 22:01 collapse

Humans have been cutting each others’ trees for millenia, but I like your optimism.

Crankenstein@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 22:20 collapse

They have for much longer and more consistently shared the fruits of those trees when they aren’t being manipulated by social forces that condition them to compete with each other for readily available resources.

Humans are a communal species by nature. We only need to encourage that nature instead of continuing to allow a small subsection of the population to abuse it.

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phutatorius@lemmy.zip on 18 Jun 09:40 collapse

Humans are a communal species by nature.

Humans are both communal and competitive by nature. That makes things much more complicated.

Regardles, David Graeber was a wonderfully insightful author and lecturer.

Coldgoron@lemmy.zip on 17 Jun 18:24 next collapse

Idolatry, except we didn’t get a badass scene of Moses being pissed off.

Witchfire@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 11:49 collapse

It’s the opposite of an exorcism, devils don’t want to touch that shit

GraniteM@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 14:19 collapse
GoobyMcMooby@lemmy.zip on 17 Jun 15:17 next collapse

Known dominionist doing extremist shit; once all the Muslims are gone the Christians are supposed to kill the Jews. Then Jesus returns. These people actually believe this and will use it as their justification to drag us all down with them.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 15:27 next collapse

God save us from his followers.

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Jun 15:35 next collapse

Trump couldn’t recite the first 5 words of the Lord’s Prayer without a prompter.

AbidanYre@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 15:42 next collapse

I’m not sure he could do it with a teleprompter.

tracker@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jun 15:58 next collapse

…without erupting in flames!

zib@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 16:09 next collapse

I’d love to see him try. He’d be off script within the first 10 seconds.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 17:49 next collapse

He’d have to “weave” into the parts that Putin, Obama, and Hannibal play part in the prayer

te_abstract_art@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 10:39 collapse

Our father… great guy. The best guy really. And he says the same about me. I hear it from people close to him all the time, he says ‘Donald Trump, great guy, not like Biden’… And he lives in the sky, can you believe that? Right up there, with the planes… The great American planes… Boeing. And you know where they’re made? I’ll tell you where they’re not made… China

Or something like that anyway

AbidanYre@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 12:49 collapse

Thank you.

I was going “our father who art… my father’s name wasn’t Art…” and it just wasn’t working.

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 16:13 next collapse

Our Father, which art
…uh…
…which art foundation should we cut funding for next?

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works on 18 Jun 03:20 collapse

He’s not a professed catholic. I’m sorry, he’s a piece of shit, but Christians don’t know this like Catholics do.

WildPalmTree@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 08:42 collapse

Catholics… ARE Christians. The original, some would argue.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip on 18 Jun 09:45 collapse

Catholicism is derived from one of the few original Christian traditions that survived.

And the Greek Orthodox church has as much claim to that lineage.

One could argue that the Nestorians, the Copts and/or the Ethiopian church might be closer to the original.

WildPalmTree@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 11:37 collapse

Which is why I said “some would argue”. I’m not trying to decide who is following Christ the best. Just saying, it’s absurd to not include them in the term Christians, which I see people from the US do all the time (so I’m assuming it’s a US thing).

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SattaRIP@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 17 Jun 16:09 collapse

You think it’d be only one nuke launched? lel

Googledotcom@lemm.ee on 17 Jun 17:12 collapse

Who launches other nukes?

ultranaut@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 15:37 next collapse

Mr President, God spared you in Butler, PA to be the most consequential President in a century—maybe ever. The decisions on your shoulders I would not want to be made by anyone else. You have many voices speaking to you Sir, but there is only ONE voice that matters. HIS voice. I am your appointed servant in this land and am available for you but I do not try to get in your presence often because I trust your instincts. No President in my lifetime has been in a position like yours. Not since Truman in 1945. I don’t reach out to persuade you. Only to encourage you. I believe you will hear from heaven and that voice is far more important than mine or ANYONE else’s. You sent me to Israel to be your eyes, ears and voice and to make sure our flag flies above our embassy. My job is to be the last one to leave.

I will not abandon this post. Our flag will NOT come down! You did not seek this moment. This moment sought YOU! It is my honor to serve you!

That is some weird shit.

redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Jun 15:59 next collapse

These idiots projecting their religion onto a man who regularly makes fun of their religion is pretty weird by its self but mike is getting extra weird

CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jun 16:30 collapse

I wonder if he’s one of those believers that the destruction of Israel will usher in the end times and Jesus’ return to earth and has the biggest boner right now over escalating this conflict.

redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Jun 17:40 collapse

I’m pretty sure he is. The weirder thing is I’m pretty sure he knows trying to bring about the rapture of one’s own will is a one way ticket strait down.

atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jun 19:15 next collapse

I don’t think they do actually. Most of the super religious people in my family are Southern Baptist, they all firmly believe that they have a duty to spread the word of god because everybody living has to have been given the option to accept Jesus before the rapture can happen.

They are seriously a death cult who seriously want the rapture to happen and seriously believe they have a part in making it happen.

redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Jun 21:31 next collapse

It’s the act of trying to make it come on your schedule. Doesn’t matter to mcchristians but no one is supposed to know when it would happen. Also runs afowl of putting ones own judgment above god but that’s a borderline scholarly argument these people don’t have the capacity to consider

phutatorius@lemmy.zip on 18 Jun 09:36 next collapse

Yeah, they’re an incredible arrogant bunch of racist tent-show snake-juggling hucketers.

The only Evanglicals I’ve ever met who try to walk the walk are from the Black churches.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Jun 09:46 collapse

mcchristians

Sorry that it makes you uncomfortable, but they are Christians too.

Your religion is evil and always has been.

barsoap@lemm.ee on 18 Jun 12:15 next collapse

I’m not Christian so I don’t really have a skin in the game but insofar as I’m still Lutheran: No, those people aren’t Christian. Well, actual Lutherans would never say it like that but talk about “people regrettably being in grave error” but same difference.

Point being is that you can’t profess to follow a religion if you ignore core tenets. You can’t be a dancer if you never dance. And you can’t be a Christian if your creed boils down to “Jesus was too woke”.

Your religion is evil and always has been.

Christianity has always been self-righteous and arrogant (see the Lutheran “charity” above), but that’s not the same as evil – otherwise the French would also be inherently evil. They can, indeed, be quite rad on occasion.

redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 18 Jun 13:05 collapse

Not my religion. I just read and don’t paint people with broad brushes. A grand total of 9% of Christians have read the bible; like you, captain armchair, people just don’t like to read.

barsoap@lemm.ee on 18 Jun 09:01 collapse

It is not those who hear the law, but those who do the law, who shall be delivered.

It’s astonishing how many self-professed Christians straight-up ignore Romans 2.

Epictetus puts it even better though:

Never call yourself a philosopher, nor talk a great deal among the unlearned about theorems, but act conformably to them. Thus, at an entertainment, don’t talk how persons ought to eat, but eat as you ought. For remember that in this manner Socrates also universally avoided all ostentation. And when persons came to him and desired to be recommended by him to philosophers, he took and- recommended them, so well did he bear being overlooked. So that if ever any talk should happen among the unlearned concerning philosophic theorems, be you, for the most part, silent. For there is great danger in immediately throwing out what you have not digested. And, if anyone tells you that you know nothing, and you are not nettled at it, then you may be sure that you have begun your business. For sheep don’t throw up the grass to show the shepherds how much they have eaten; but, inwardly digesting their food, they outwardly produce wool and milk. Thus, therefore, do you likewise not show theorems to the unlearned, but the actions produced by them after they have been digested.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip on 18 Jun 09:30 collapse

Those arrogant fucks think they can force God’s hand.

Incidentally, most of their end-times beliefs were made up in the 19th and early 20th centuries. It’s all a bunch of shitty fanfic from mentally unstable cultists. As opposed to mainstream Christianity, which is based on fanfic from deranged cultists from the first to fifth centuries AD, plus a bit of window-dressing added in the late Middle Ages.

redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 18 Jun 13:55 collapse

I prefer cult classic over new cult.

Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Jun 16:08 next collapse

You know, I didn’t think this was WW3 yet. I thought this was going to escalate proxy wars and spread fear across the globe at a scale we haven’t seen since the height of the Cold War, but… the President just quoted an Ambassador in Jerusalem asking for a thermonuclear World War in God’s name.

Crankenstein@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 21:19 collapse

The New Crusades was not on my bingo list.

Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Jun 21:30 collapse

It was on mine, unfortunately…

Publically Intoxicated “News” Anchor, Secretary of Defense, and Author of American Crusade, Pete Hegseth

Crankenstein@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 21:55 collapse

Ah fuck, why am I not even surprised?

phutatorius@lemmy.zip on 18 Jun 09:25 next collapse

That’s some hardcore toadying. If it didn’t have such nasty real-worl consequences, it’d also be comical, since Trump clearly regards fundies as suckers.

tehn00bi@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 09:55 next collapse

Huckster is a weird fuck.

gwilikers@lemmy.ml on 18 Jun 22:44 next collapse

jfc, would someone please dom this man already and help him get all the bootlicking out of his system in a healthy way that doesn’t jeporadize international affairs.

In all seriousness though, this is sad as fuck. What a pathetic waste of flesh and bone.

jj4211@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 15:38 collapse

Simple, you are so awesome, remember that you owe god one and even when a bunch of people are saying to be careful, listen to me because I’m the word of God, even though I’ll try to assert some false humility by claiming I’m not persuading, just “encouraging” you to do the things I say god says…

The whole “my word comes from God” should be one of the biggest sins of they were at all close to reasonable.

mintiefresh@lemmy.ca on 17 Jun 15:39 next collapse

This timeline is absolutely wild.

Regna@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 15:46 collapse

I keep on hoping to wake up in an alternate timeline.

fluxion@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 15:42 next collapse

Genocide Jesus bout to get down

Nougat@fedia.io on 17 Jun 15:48 next collapse

Huckabee, you got a little ... right on your ... no the other side. Yeah, it's some orange jizz dripping down there, make sure you slurp it all up.

AmidFuror@fedia.io on 17 Jun 16:03 next collapse

I bet Mike Huckabee had tears in his eyes as he typed that out.

Davel23@fedia.io on 17 Jun 16:13 next collapse

Sometimes I wish Hell actually was real, just so I could see the looks on the faces of all the "Christians" that end up there with me.

AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 18:07 next collapse

What about the two democrats who survived being shot half a dozen or more times each by that wannabe preacher in Minnesota (not Michigan). Are they also blessed by God’s divine hands? How does that track to Republicans i wonder.

Akasazh@feddit.nl on 18 Jun 00:54 next collapse

How does that track to Republicans i wonder.

That there is that annoying ‘truth’ thing they have done away with. Without it its all ‘just your opinion man’ and the one who shouts their opinion loudest wins.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip on 18 Jun 09:47 collapse

Don’t assume logical coherence matters to those whackjobs.

Words, to them, are not to convey meaning. They’re like squid ink to obscure that they’re really up to.

bean@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Jun 19:28 next collapse

That sounds like it was written by AI right? I would love to know the what the prompt was.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 22:51 next collapse

ok captain relaxium.

Deflated0ne@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 00:56 next collapse

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phutatorius@lemmy.zip on 18 Jun 09:21 next collapse

And when St Peter reads Mike Huckabee the chronicle of his pig-ignorant hate-mongering life, Mike will soon become very familiar with Hell.

Edit: And if Trump hears from Heaven, it’ll be in short installments: first blood, then frogs, then gnats, and so forth. If anyone’s aspiring to be a modern Pharaoh, it’s Trump (though he’s more into his daughter than into siring kids from his sisters).

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 12:58 next collapse

Holy shit. The Christian version of the 1979 Iranian Revolutionary Guard has risen. God is not with MAGA.

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 19 Jun 08:21 next collapse

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jj4211@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 15:15 next collapse

You have many voices speaking to you Sir, but there is only ONE voice that matters. HIS voice

And, conveniently, since he isn’t actually talking to you, I’ll let my voice tell you what HIS voice is saying.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 15:30 collapse

Some of those people have fully crossed into fantasy land and urgently need professional help (although I’m not sure either Israel or the US are the best places to find support for those who have gone away in the religious nutty realm).