Despite the shitty pay and working conditions of Amazon workers, as far as I can tell, Santa doesn’t pay his elves at all
Bezos may actually be the better option here.
SoupBrick@yiffit.net
on 07 Dec 2024 16:17
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“It was always my dream to meet Santa Claus, but not like this.”
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I would love to see this reported on one of those local news channels with a policy of pretending that Santa is real.
see Santa’s death mask
"The ancestor of Santa...." or something would probably work around it well enough to keep those people happy.
Down in a ho ho hole.
Ain’t no way they found Santa in that. He’s busy taking back his elfs from Bezos.
Sorry bud, Santa sold his elves to bezos.
Despite the shitty pay and working conditions of Amazon workers, as far as I can tell, Santa doesn’t pay his elves at all Bezos may actually be the better option here.
“It was always my dream to meet Santa Claus, but not like this.”
Can’t be, he doesn’t have to ask for permission before sliding down the chimney!
But he brings gifts to warm our blackened consumer souls and only occasionally snacks on a family member.
There is a long story already about his remains…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas#Relics
How can he be there, when he was just here giving out presents to all the children?? 🤠
Unboxing on the 24th