Tokyo taxi driver arrested for allegedly running into and killing pigeon (www3.nhk.or.jp)
from throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to world@lemmy.world on 06 Dec 2023 11:55
https://lemmy.nz/post/4129384

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SteveJobs@lemmy.world on 06 Dec 2023 12:13 next collapse

We had a deal!!!

donuts@kbin.social on 06 Dec 2023 13:31 collapse

bass-slap.mid

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 06 Dec 2023 12:22 next collapse

He’ll get off. That pigeon was asking for it.

DrCake@lemmy.world on 06 Dec 2023 13:18 collapse

Smh, not wearing reflective clothing or a helmet. Surprised it wasn’t ran over sooner.

Zo0@feddit.de on 06 Dec 2023 12:27 next collapse

Ozawa has reportedly admitted that the charge is true. He told the officials that roads belong to humans and pigeons are the ones who should get out of the way.

Statements like this makes me wonder if hurting animals is so obviously evil or I’m just a hippie.

photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 06 Dec 2023 18:07 collapse

Nah, the people who’d call you a hippie for that probably have some issues they should sort out.

anlumo@lemmy.world on 06 Dec 2023 12:33 next collapse

He’d get a medal here. We have offical signs with “pigeons are flying rats” here.

slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works on 06 Dec 2023 13:20 collapse

In my region some driving instructors actually give students 5€ for each killed pigeon.

Cap@kbin.social on 06 Dec 2023 13:30 next collapse

In a bit of irony, the stool pigeon that informed police was, in fact, Ozawa himself. Police did not expect him to sing like a canary as he confessed to the charges. Ozawa stated the pigeons were sitting ducks as he accelerated towards them. He considers pigeons ugly ducklings and his life's goal is to make as many of them dead as a dodo. Police are keeping a close eye on Ozawa as they found him naked as a jaybird when they arrested him. There are concerns he may try to fly the coop and send police on a wild goose chase.

xep@kbin.social on 06 Dec 2023 13:42 collapse

You're having a bit of a lark, aren't you?

reflex@kbin.social on 06 Dec 2023 13:36 next collapse

He'll soon face the wrath of the Pigeon Protector.

Pretzilla@lemmy.world on 06 Dec 2023 14:27 next collapse

FUCKYOU PIGEON!!

gregorum@lemm.ee on 06 Dec 2023 14:40 next collapse

driving into a flock of pigeons and killing one

headline kinda buried the lede there

critical@reddthat.com on 06 Dec 2023 16:40 next collapse

This is one of the reasons why IPoAC didn’t take off.

shalafi@lemmy.world on 06 Dec 2023 17:09 collapse

The spec should be able to handle a little packet loss.

mozzribo@leminal.space on 06 Dec 2023 17:44 next collapse

Good.

spudwart@spudwart.com on 06 Dec 2023 18:19 collapse

Oh no. It’s happening again.