Nearly a third of Canadians believe U.S. may try to invade Canada: poll (globalnews.ca)
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dunestorm@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 2026 14:44 next collapse

I wouldn’t run it past Trump; the guy is mentally unstable and a psychopath.

Jhex@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 2026 15:39 collapse

… and the American people are feckless sheep

PS: although I must recognize that, since the murder of Renee Good, it does seem that some are waking up

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca on 14 Jan 2026 21:28 next collapse

Since Good’s murder, I am finally starting to have hope of a successful American Revolution

[deleted] on 15 Jan 2026 01:07 next collapse
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BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 02:01 collapse

I think it shows a strange effect about American geography. It’s really hard to organize a meaningful, resilient, and camera-worthy resistance because we’re so spread out. It’s all about congregating at big cities, like LA, Portland or Minneapolis.

Like, if British people wanted to protest and resist in the streets, they go to London. All of them. It’s accessible. Americans can’t do that with Washington DC.

But I’m in Kansas City, and while our No Kings protests have had not-insignificant turnouts, it’s not as easy or impactful because we had three protest sites across two-state suburban area. Can we get that many Kansas Citians to flock to Minneapolis to disrupt ICE ops? No, not really. It’s why all the major protest and ICE disruptions happen in the biggest cities of the “blue”-est states.

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BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 08:31 next collapse

I mean, did the Jan 6 riots accomplish anything?

SabinStargem@lemmy.today on 15 Jan 2026 08:56 next collapse

Discrediting the rule of law, as proven by Merrick Garland and the apathy by Biden.

[deleted] on 15 Jan 2026 12:09 collapse
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edible_funk@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jan 2026 18:44 collapse

Charlie Kirk and other right wing stochastic terrorists recruited and bussed people to Washington with the express understanding of what was planned. All we need is one class traitor billionaire willing to do what they always accuse Soros of doing and it could legitimately make some change.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works on 16 Jan 2026 21:57 collapse

It’s also winter in Minneapolis, it’d be like Europeans traveling to Norway to protest. America us a lot bigger than any single European country.

halferect@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 02:23 next collapse

And so are Canadians… yikes

Strider@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 17:52 collapse

I am impressed at the amount of downvotes. The US had crossed several thresholds now which would’ve (and should’ve) caused Civil wars a while ago or in other countries.

Downvoting the post above confirms it has not yet been understood where the US now stands.

Lasherz12@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 2026 14:45 next collapse

Mostly dependent on how much public attention there currently is on him being a confirmed pedophile.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world on 14 Jan 2026 14:54 next collapse

Wouldn’t NATO defend against the US invading Canada so US would have to fight against themselves.

TaTTe@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 2026 15:14 next collapse

Cute of you to think the US still respects any laws.

floofloof@lemmy.ca on 14 Jan 2026 15:45 next collapse

The USA is becoming an enemy of NATO and would sooner attack its traditional allies than defend them. And it’s looking like the rest of NATO may just chicken out if the USA attacks a NATO member state. We really need a new defensive pact between Europe and other countries in the Americas, particularly Mexico and Canada, independent of the USA. But the USA is aggressive and militarily stronger, so it’s a bad situation.

Virtvirt588@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 01:42 collapse

It was a pact made with the devil from the start. This is what happens when the USA gets constantly sucked up to because they are the “powerhouse” of the world. The problems where already obvious due to the flawed way everything is centralized towards this country.

As the point stands, the leaders of other countries are to scared to stand their ground against fascist trump. Of course this may change, but the thing is; signs of inadequacy where there from early on, it’s just that only a select few really seemed to care about it.

hector@lemmy.today on 14 Jan 2026 17:34 collapse

No. Like the dutch peacekeepers in Albania more like it. The US is Nato.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml on 14 Jan 2026 15:33 next collapse

Parts of it, certainly.

frongt@lemmy.zip on 14 Jan 2026 15:51 next collapse

Only a third? “Believe may” is a very low bar. It’s like people who have “considered leaving” their job on the past year, because if you ever had a passing thought like “it might be nice to work there” you fall into that category.

What I’m saying is that this poll is useless and the article is a non-story.

SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jan 2026 17:24 next collapse

It’s a “temperature round” tracking nascent anxiety. Not useless but not very specific.

hector@lemmy.today on 14 Jan 2026 17:33 next collapse

Also I really do not see the US invading canada. It’s too large, it’s like invading russia.

floofloof@lemmy.ca on 14 Jan 2026 17:37 collapse

Its large but the Canadians are mostly concentrated in pockets near the border.

hector@lemmy.today on 14 Jan 2026 17:46 collapse

90% south of the northernmost part of the continental united states, international falls, minnesota.

theacharnian@lemmy.ca on 14 Jan 2026 18:18 collapse

You’re wrong saying that it’s a non-story. If you’d asked the question ten years ago, it wouldn’t be a third. The news is that this possibility has been born. That’s big news.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca on 14 Jan 2026 21:31 collapse

The movie Meet The Robinsons came out in 2007 and takes place in 2037. In that movie, Canada is called North Montana. I remember telling my sister about it and her saying that was ridiculous because there was basically zero chance Canada and the US would go to war within 30 years. It was seemingly completely unfeasible. Now it seems like a real possibility

cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca on 14 Jan 2026 15:54 next collapse

Only a third?

dogslayeggs@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 2026 16:10 next collapse

Nearly two thirds of Canadians aren’t paying attention.

Danquebec@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jan 2026 01:51 next collapse

Or they fail to imagine a situation that seems unrealistic.

Or they can’t come to terms with it.

Or they are delusional.

freebee@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jan 2026 11:48 collapse

Optimism bias. People failed to acknowledge a pandemic was happening until and even while it was happening in their own neighborhood and city…

When the tanks roll in they’ll still deny there’s an issue.

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lechekaflan@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 04:58 next collapse

Alberta

To begin with, much of the loud infowarrior rides are also there, trying to import MAGA garbage from south of the border, asides that some of their owners are also avoiding the IRS.

selokichtli@lemmy.ml on 15 Jan 2026 13:03 next collapse

It’s both. But your point remains, they will always be Canadians, not Americans. It’s curious to me, as a Mexican, that they called themselves Americans. We think of them, some of us at least, as Europeans who took American land for themselves and then usurped the many names actual Americans had with this generic name for white Europeans.

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 15 Jan 2026 16:07 next collapse

Do you actually live here, or is this just the theme park version of Alberta?

[deleted] on 16 Jan 2026 01:39 collapse
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CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 16 Jan 2026 15:26 collapse

Ah. Lemmy shits on Alberta in particular so much I get defensive, sorry. Canadian Lemmy seems to overlook the exact same shit in other provinces.

Maple MAGA exists, but it’s a pretty tiny minority. Even in rural Alberta most people are pro-Canada.

dogslayeggs@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 16:11 next collapse

They might not know about their equivalent in the US: Mississippi.

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 16 Jan 2026 15:28 collapse

It’s really more like Texas. Populous, rich and with major cities that are a lot more progressive.

kewjo@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 21:33 collapse

at this point its becoming a class genocide

Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 14 Jan 2026 16:22 next collapse

They can’t control their southern border from people wandering in, I dunno if they can handle the largest border on earth, whether they try or not

shittydwarf@piefed.social on 14 Jan 2026 16:30 next collapse

At the northern border is a nation of people that look and sound just like them, it would be a nightmare of gorilla warfare

cornshark@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 2026 16:52 next collapse

You think we sound like Americans eh? I’m not so sure aboot that

SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jan 2026 17:22 collapse

There’s a reason they keep hiring tv presenters from central canada. Neutral sounding accent. All we have to do is make a few vowels more nasal and avoid talking about chesterfield fuckers.

KittyCat@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 2026 23:59 next collapse

Not just that, most of the northern population would help them

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 11:45 next collapse

If the bombs go off near the wrong zoo, it’ll be pandamonium…

T00l_shed@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 16:23 collapse

Alright I know im a hairy dude, but I am not a gorilla!

merc@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jan 2026 19:53 collapse

Yeah. Let’s say this extremely unlikely thing does happen. There’s some kind of false flag attack, like a person wearing a Canadian flag does a suicide bomber attack on the US congress or something. An event that riles up Americans enough that there’s enough support for an invasion of Canada that Trump could get away with it.

Now imagine the result of invading a country where almost none of the locals want you there, and all of the locals can pass for Americans. European countries might be too cowardly to actually send their armies against the US for doing that. But, they would almost certainly find a way to fund and train Canadian freedom fighters. The Canadian / American border is completely indefensible. It’s simply too big to ever be properly guarded.

So, you’d have Canadians slipping into the US easily, they’d be trained and armed by Europeans, Australians, Japanese, Koreans, and all the other former US allies. And, once in the states they’d have no problem finding support networks to help them attack American targets.

Just because Trump would be insane to try this doesn’t mean he wouldn’t do it. With their massive propaganda networks in place, they might get a fair number of Americans to support it, at least at first. But, the most they could ever hope for is a Pyrrhic victory.

Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 14 Jan 2026 21:14 collapse

That’s how I see it too, I’m not going to assume they won’t try, but I’m not so sure of the success if it goes that way

merc@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jan 2026 00:50 collapse

Unfortunately, even if they didn’t succeed, it would be horrible for everybody involved, especially the invaded country. Trump is definitely the type who would wipe Winnipeg off the map if some Winnipegger killed someone important.

Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 15 Jan 2026 01:10 collapse

Oh, of that I have no doubt of either

Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jan 2026 16:33 next collapse

It will depend on the world’s reaction when he goes for Greenland in a couple of weeks. Most probably nothing will happen so, unless americans sheeps starts a civil war (lol), he will try something on Canada for sure (he already said there’s an energy / electricity crisis, that why I suspect he’ll go for Quebec first). Most Canadians will probably bend over if they’re offered one year of free Amazon delivery and 50% off Netflix. Ford and Smith will collaborate in exchange for being named governors.

SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jan 2026 17:26 next collapse

Not sure how “the end of NATO” will result in nothing happening! Can you elaborate on how major trade and military and diplomatic agreements will not be withdrawn, and result in no reaction?

Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jan 2026 17:43 collapse

Giving the reaction to the clear violation of international agreements in Venezuela, and pretty much every country saying it’s ok for the US to invade a country to steal ressouces, I’m not sur what you expect will happen. Greenland will be the official end of NATO and Europe will probably create its own alliance. Knowing Trump’s plan to take Canada, they will obviously chicken out and leave us on our own. Most countries have already, or will soon turn far-right, do you expect these leaders to stand up for anything else than themselves?

MrMakabar@slrpnk.net on 15 Jan 2026 08:38 collapse

Canada is running a pretty strong boycott of US products right now. For example of the Canadians planning a trip to the US in 2025 56% of them cancelled it or went to another destination, which is not the US. Seriously airlines are replanning their flights, due to the massive drop in demand. Something similar is happening with US products and services, but some are hard to replace. However Netflix and Amazon are not.

BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 2026 16:38 next collapse

Can, like, Canada and Denmark invade us instead? I wouldn’t have to convince my wife to move out of this shithole

TwoTiredMice@feddit.dk on 14 Jan 2026 17:43 next collapse

We would bring scary things like free wealthfare with us. And all americans were to accept it. Nonnegotiable. Almost a dictatorship like move.

BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 2026 22:11 next collapse

Don’t threaten me with a good time

fartographer@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 14:39 collapse

You MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP MADE US HEALTHIER!

TwoTiredMice@feddit.dk on 15 Jan 2026 15:22 collapse

But again, that would probably fuck up the business case for Wegovy and other Novo Nordics products and subsequently Denmark’s economy. Might be a bad idea. We shouldn’t forget about the billionaires and their wealth.

WanderingThoughts@europe.pub on 14 Jan 2026 20:15 next collapse

We’re waiting until the USA economy collapses under Trump’s incompetence and the military refuses orders because they’re not being paid. Then we leisurely walk in.

Ach@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 2026 21:34 collapse

We really appreciate it man.

NotSteve_@piefed.ca on 15 Jan 2026 00:15 next collapse

Unfortunately the fix has to come from inside your own borders. You all have sacrificed way too much funding your military

EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 15 Jan 2026 03:45 collapse

I always love the duality of comments on this topic. America’s military is a Schrodinger’s Military at this point, both terrifying and completely non-existent basically depending on what time of day the conversation happens at.

Canadians can’t help because the military is so powerful (completely obvious and understandable) but also, like somebody up above said, “Americans are feckless sheep” for not shooting up the White House yet.

Everybody’s a hero until it’s their life on the line.

tea@lemmy.today on 15 Jan 2026 05:06 next collapse

Militaries are only as strong as the country’s will to continue to fight. The US had great social upheaval for a relatively low casualty war in Vietnam (<60k dead in 8 yr). Compare the casualty rates from Vietnam with what Russia is experiencing in Ukraine (180-480k deaths in 3 yr).

I remember listening to Dan Carlin talk about how wars are typically won by the side that doesn’t know when to give up. Early Rome was this way. 1941 USSR was this way. 2026 USA is NOT going to win a drawn out, existential war. We would kill a lot of people, sure, thanks to all the weapons and guns but we don’t think we have what it takes to win a major power war anymore.

NotSteve_@piefed.ca on 15 Jan 2026 12:25 collapse

Fair point, but Americans have more levers they can pull like mass striking and protesting. If Canada were to invade the US, the US would invade back, likely with popular support as they’d just be “defending themselves”

Lucelu2@lemmy.zip on 15 Jan 2026 00:38 collapse

The Dutch can take back NY anytime.

hector@lemmy.today on 14 Jan 2026 17:30 next collapse

About time. For too long your geese have flouted our border controls with impunity. Fake voting for the democrats too no doubt. Now the wildfire smoke? I was just going to build the wall but we are past that. /s

No matter how dumb you think it will be, it’s going to be a whole lot dumber.

Doomsider@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 2026 19:41 next collapse

The propaganda is working!

Soon everyone can cower to this demented administration.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca on 14 Jan 2026 21:27 next collapse

I hope our military is prepared to do something about it

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world on 14 Jan 2026 21:50 next collapse

Deploy the mounties! Elbows up! Horses too!

CircaV@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 08:21 collapse

Mounties, cops will all be deputized to the US side. There is no way they do the right thing when the time comes.

frog_brawler@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 00:45 next collapse

Canadian military is a fraction of the size of the US military.

If invaded, prospects are bleak for Canada. The US has a better chance of invading Canada than they do invading Detroit.

Canadian citizens should arm up but I don’t think their laws allow for it.

can@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jan 2026 05:06 next collapse

We are strengthening ties with European defense

frog_brawler@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 05:20 collapse

Good For Canada. It’s a move in the correct direction for their country. In the meantime, they’re still outnumbered 30:1 in the USA of armed civilians vs. canadian military

CircaV@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 08:20 next collapse

US has lost to Canada each time they have incurred on our borders.

RaskolnikovsAxe@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 11:39 collapse

I wouldn’t bother, there is nothing to suggest this person is interested in seriously engaging on this topic. For example they seem to think the number of civilian owned firearms is a determining factor, when it hasn’t even helped the US to avoid fascism in their own country.

CircaV@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 11:57 collapse

True.

can@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jan 2026 23:33 collapse

In the meantime, they’re still outnumbered 30:1 in the USA of armed civilians vs. canadian military

But there’s nothing we can do about that. There’s only 40 million of us.

RaskolnikovsAxe@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 11:37 collapse

I don’t think you’ve thought very deeply or very seriously about this.

frog_brawler@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 11:40 collapse

I haven’t. There’s absolutely no need to “think deeply” about the strongest military in the world going up vs a nation that’s not in the conversation.

RaskolnikovsAxe@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 12:48 next collapse

You’re a moron.

frog_brawler@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 14:16 collapse

And you’re in 4th grade? Who the fuck immediately resorts to name calling instead of attempting to actually make a point. Loser.

RaskolnikovsAxe@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 15:28 collapse

I don’t have serious discussions with anyone who sincerely believes in American exceptionalism, just like I don’t have serious discussions with fascists. I am particularly disinclined to have any discussions with an American fascist who clearly has no respect for my country or the former alliance we had with the US. My country has literally bled for you ungrateful pricks, among many other contributions over decades, and I can’t think of a single thing you’ve done but bully us.

Discussing with your camp is never in good faith. You don’t believe in words, and there is no evidence or argument that is acceptable. It’s a waste of time to bother. Thankfully I believe you’re not representative of good Americans, who seem to have had enough of this bullshit.

By the way you should know your insults mean nothing to me. I’ve been called worse things by better people than you (I’m sure that’s a low bar to clear), and I’ve seen who you look up to. Get back on your knees for your orange daddy, maybe this time he’ll finish in your mouth.

frog_brawler@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 15:44 collapse

It’s not American exceptionalism. It’s math.

RaskolnikovsAxe@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 15:55 collapse

Bring it on then champ. Nothing will hasten the downfall of American shitpumps like yourself more than going to war with half the world. And if you do, you might as well just hand the keys over to China. I mean you’ve pretty much guaranteed they ascend to world superpower already by shooting yourselves collectively in the dicks, but frankly it would be nice to see it happen in my lifetime.

Hope you live in a northeast state, I look forward to when we cut all your power and you have the distinct pleasure of freezing to death in the dark.

Cheers!

frog_brawler@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 15:59 collapse

You’re so dumb… I’m not MAGA. I’m someone that can read and look up numbers. The Canadian military has < 100 jets in total. Luke Afb has 97 at that base alone.

I want this MAGA regime to fall, fast… but I also find triggering idiots that can’t be bothered to google simple numbers wildly entertaining.

RaskolnikovsAxe@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 16:07 collapse

Ok now do economic levers and Arctic warfare capability of Canada + EU. And maybe think beyond the initial invasion.

Have you really thought this through, or did you just add up planes and tanks on one side vs the other?

frog_brawler@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 16:18 collapse

Canada + EU is a different conversation. You’re moving goal posts to fit your narrative.

RaskolnikovsAxe@lemmy.ca on 16 Jan 2026 10:59 collapse

You think Canada would be on their own? Are you going you tell me the Axis invasion would last less than a week, and then you’d fly the Mission Accomplished banner?

iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com on 15 Jan 2026 13:46 collapse

Russia was the second strongest military in the world when they invaded Ukraine, weren’t they?

frog_brawler@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 14:13 collapse

No, it was and still is China.

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SabinStargem@lemmy.today on 15 Jan 2026 00:31 next collapse

Canada and Mexico should make a mutual defense pact. Being pinched by land wars would make things much rougher for the US.

ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 01:34 next collapse

Truth. We’d have a war on two fronts without ever leaving home.

sturmblast@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 13:21 collapse

It would be suicidal

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 15 Jan 2026 16:06 collapse

As a Canadian sure, but even together we’d be fucked. Europe is our main hope.

frog_brawler@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 17:15 collapse

Europe, and if you get Australia and New Zealand involved, you win for sure.

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 15 Jan 2026 17:33 collapse

They’re definitely invited to my imaginary post-NATO alliance, but I’m curious, why do you bring it up?

frog_brawler@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 17:43 collapse

The Pacific. Europe isn’t much help there.

Also, New Zealand special forces are very highly regarded.

PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 00:57 next collapse

No need to invade when Alberta’s government will do anything for oil money.

Threeskittiesinatrenchcoat@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 09:30 collapse

The UCP in Alberta and the CPC federally, are both so deep in Trumps pocket they’re trading pocket lint and hard mint candies as NFT’s.

The sad part is they try so hard and get no acknowledgment from Trump. Taking control of Venezuela has even created a financial quagmire for the UCP budget. Not that they probably care, they’ll just cut public services to keep the kleptocracy running.

I have the distinct feeling they won’t be calling an early election, if the UCP got what they really wanted, the next Alberta election would be held as an American territory, and the UCP would be running as Republicans.

shapeofthings@piefed.ca on 15 Jan 2026 04:31 next collapse

Am Canadian. I fully believe that within the next year he will be openly talking about invading. Within a couple of could well be done. The guerrilla war will go on for ever though, you can take Canada but you will have a very hard time keeping it.

tea@lemmy.today on 15 Jan 2026 04:49 next collapse

Am American. We (the broad majority) don’t want Canada. or Greenland. or Venezuela. Any of this fascist shit. I’m so fucking sick of this. I want to go back to politics being boring-ish and about deciding what taxes will and won’t pay for and having actual friends whom we aren’t actively bullying. I wish this scenario were laughable, but it’s not.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 11:59 next collapse

Make America Gray Again?

jerkface@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 12:40 next collapse

You are a serf of America. What you want matters exactly as much as what I want here in Canada.

0x0@lemmy.zip on 15 Jan 2026 19:27 next collapse

Unless you get off your collective couches that’s all that it is: wishes.

xxam925@lemmy.zip on 15 Jan 2026 20:56 collapse

That doesn’t help at all. We are complicit.

No citizenship ever has been in a better position to prevent their government from doing horrible things, and yet we do nothing. We wring our hands and aren’t willing to hurt, let alone die, for what is morally right. The small arms in this country are more than enough to overwhelm the entire place. We have the numbers and the weapons and yes some would have to die. This isn’t even special though, all throughout history people have died for principles, it’s just… we don’t have any.

tea@lemmy.today on 15 Jan 2026 22:52 collapse

Are we in a better position to prevent government from doing horrible things? I’m honestly at a loss for what meaningful action the populace should be taking. We’ve been protesting. Largest single-day mass protests in country history during this term.

We’ve impeached this president (twice) and each time nothing happened because the elected senate blocked removal.

We do NOT have a strong history of general strikes, we simply don’t know how to do it since it has not been done here.

Our populace is not well positioned to fix this except hope that the midterms happen and aren’t sufficiently fucked that we sweep democrats back into power and put a check back on the system.

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz on 15 Jan 2026 08:03 next collapse

The guerrilla war will go on for ever though

You think Canadians are going to shoot mounties and cops in meaningful numbers?

RaskolnikovsAxe@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 11:26 next collapse

Americans and traitors, the latter of which may include MAGA Canadians. There are currently an uncomfortable number of them (including cops, I suspect) that haven’t figured out that announcing your treasonous intentions all over Facebook and Twitter just makes it easier for everyone to know who the enemy is when conflict breaks out. And as the state is usually predisposed during conflict, traitors are typically dealt with by the mob…and the mob has a far less nuanced and humane view of justice.

These MAGA Canadians think it’s an edgy joke.

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz on 15 Jan 2026 11:32 collapse

Americans and traitors

An occupation of Canada would mostly be handled by your own law enforcement, just under new management, though I’m sure a bunch of confederate-flag-pickup Albertans would sign up too, once hiring standards are removed.

RaskolnikovsAxe@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 12:48 collapse

Yep, all targets

Tiger666@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 11:33 next collapse

Yes we will, Asshole.

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz on 15 Jan 2026 11:36 next collapse

I hope I’m wrong. But also maybe don’t post something that can be used against you to stop you from doing the thing.

jerkface@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 12:40 collapse

What makes us so different than all those highly armed and trained individuals NOT shooting ICE agents right now? Don’t fucking call strangers names, shitface.

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 15 Jan 2026 16:03 collapse

Individual mounties and city cops will be on the guerilla’s side as often as not. Resistance becomes possible because it will be against whatever new collaborateur occupation force, and there could still be a government in exile out there directing and giving it legitimacy.

Of course, we get to live in Afghanistan but with an even harder climate in this scenario. Yaaay. /s

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 12:56 next collapse

Fellow Canadian. The US has been moderately successful at third generation warfare (so long as they are part of an international coalition, they don’t do so hot on their own). They are less successful at fourth generation warfare.

To expand, the goal of third generation warfare is outright victory in a state on state conflict. Fourth generation warfare’s goal is to make war very, VERY uncomfortable in an asymmetric conflict. There is no outright victory condition (aside from total annihilation). The USA can look forward to a very generous helping of the latter should they invade Canada.

0x0@lemmy.zip on 15 Jan 2026 19:25 collapse

The guerrilla war will go on for ever though, you can take Canada but you will have a very hard time keeping it.

Which is why i’d find it “hilarious” if he tries any boots-on-the-ground shit in Venezuela.
I almost hope he did just so murica would go though another Vietnam… even then they’d still believe they’re the Land of the fee, Home of the grease.

C1pher@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 08:03 next collapse

Thats what they do. Current cabinets way of doing things, force.

citizensongbird@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 09:21 next collapse

Okay, here’s what’s actually happening since nobody seems to get the picture.

The Arctic has been melting in recent years, opening up areas that were never accessible before for resource extraction (oil, minerals). This is also why nobody is doing shit about global warming, because the opportunity for profit is too huge.

Canada has claimed ownership over the Arctic and its resources. Greenland/Denmark has claimed ownership as well. America has claimed these areas are in international waters and not ownable by anybody, so it’s a free for all. But they know that’s a weak position.

If USA takes Greenland, they take the Arctic. That’s it, that’s all.

Bonus: it’s a distraction from Trump’s name being all over the Epstein files. Although I’m not sure why he cares so much; his supporters certainly don’t. Like he said, he could rape a child in the middle of 5th avenue and he wouldn’t lose any votes.

mcv@lemmy.zip on 15 Jan 2026 09:36 next collapse

And of course Russia has claimed half of it, because they have about half of the arctic coastline.

the opportunity for profit is too huge

Until their coastal refineries start flooding when Antarctica starts melting. Although even Greenland is already worth 7 meters of sea level rise.

But of course all of that is for future generations to worry about. As long as they can squeeze out a bit more profit before they die, it’s all good.

This is the most literal “après moi le deluge” ever.

0x0@lemmy.zip on 15 Jan 2026 19:23 collapse

Jusqu’ici tout va bien… Jusqu’ici tout va bien…

6stringringer@lemmy.zip on 15 Jan 2026 09:50 next collapse

To be honest folks. It isn’t important that I don’t feel better about things. The more urgent fact is that the aforementioned comment is, how do they say it in layman’s terms, very important.

Tiger666@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 11:32 next collapse

That is not what trump said. He said he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Ave.

jerkface@lemmy.ca on 15 Jan 2026 12:39 next collapse

omg dude we know he knows everyone knows what are you even doing right now

sturmblast@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 13:20 collapse

Whoosh

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 15 Jan 2026 15:59 next collapse

… The arctic is huge, like continent-sized. If they take Greenland, they’ve taken Greenland.

This is also why nobody is doing shit about global warming, because the opportunity for profit is too huge.

That’s also not quite so spooky. Ask the average Joe how much of his salary and lifestyle he’s willing to give up to prevent it. The answer is almost nothing. We haven’t, because we don’t wanna.

glitchdx@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 16:17 collapse

Average Joe is in debt and can barely afford rent and groceries and insurance and medical bills, and car payments and you get the idea.

There’s not much left to sacrifice.

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 15 Jan 2026 16:31 collapse

Well, for one thing, a car is a luxury in most of the world. Ask how people feel about riding on busses. Sometimes the answer is that they can’t for some reason, but usually it’s just that they prefer a private vehicle and no timetables.

For another, a good potion of the population isn’t actually struggling, and has Amazon or Temu stopping by to deliver dumb stuff from China all the time. Like, that entire sector, along with meal delivery, is all about spending surplus income. I’m not talking about the bottom quarter here.

glitchdx@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 18:22 collapse

In the US, a car is a necessity not a luxury. Public transportation barely exists in some cities. Bike/scooter transportation is a death sentence.

Speaking as someone who’s living car free and has been hit 6 times in the past 4 years, ask me how I know.

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 15 Jan 2026 19:01 collapse

Yeah, Canada is the same.

Witchfire@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 16:13 collapse

He also wants Greenland so he can cut off Europe’s access to Canada

VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 11:09 next collapse

It’s inevitable. No one should trust the U.S. right now, and countries should be attempting to strengthen relations with each other to deal with the fallout that is bound to occur.

rumba@lemmy.zip on 15 Jan 2026 20:33 collapse

We are already seeing the Axis form, time to make the new Allies kids!

nexguy@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 14:34 next collapse

Britain and France should work together to give a fully equipped nuclear sub to Canada. My country is turning to shit and everyone needs to build nukes to protect themselves from it.

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 15 Jan 2026 15:56 next collapse

Honestly just the nukes on loan would be enough. There’s zero standoff and light defences accross the border. We could supply the uranium or plutonium to make replacements, even.

Failing that, I really hope Carney is eyeing a redundant treaty in case NATO dies.

Cenotaph@mander.xyz on 15 Jan 2026 16:46 next collapse

I hope so too, but as far as I can tell Canada is being run by the second coming of Neville Chamberlain

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 15 Jan 2026 16:52 collapse

The question is which Carney was the act, right? The pre-election version, or the one after? Even if he is elbows-up, doing it quietly would be imperative, so it’s not impossible.

0x0@lemmy.zip on 15 Jan 2026 19:19 collapse

in case NATO dies.

I think it’s when and not if.

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 15 Jan 2026 19:35 collapse

Yeah, seems like.

Nalivai@lemmy.world on 15 Jan 2026 19:15 next collapse

With this fucker in power nukes wouldn’t help. He’ll just gaslight his cult into thinking his farts protect them from radiation and they start nuking other countries themselves

kandoh@reddthat.com on 15 Jan 2026 20:29 next collapse

Just threaten to send Canadian nuclear reactors into meltdown Chernobyl style. Mutually assured destruction the messy way.

CircaV@lemmy.ca on 16 Jan 2026 00:07 collapse

Oh if they try to take one square centimetre they will find out the hard way what assholes Canadians are. Poisoning wells is our specialty. With a smile.

CircaV@lemmy.ca on 16 Jan 2026 00:06 collapse

My dude-after the very first threats Trudeau (who was still PM then) went immediately and directly to France to borrow some subs no doubt. France is now sending troops to Greenland. Shit is serious.

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 15 Jan 2026 15:54 next collapse

It really depends on timeframe suggested.

Ever? Yes, they definitely may.

GaryGhost@lemmy.world on 16 Jan 2026 01:02 next collapse

Until about a year ago I would have said that therea no way our people in the military would cooperate. Now with seeing ice do all this heinous shit, yeah our military might actually do it

CircaV@lemmy.ca on 16 Jan 2026 11:10 next collapse

Countries seem woefully unpreprared for the fallout when the US collapses even more than it already has.

Aljernon@lemmy.today on 16 Jan 2026 11:31 collapse

Sounds like Canadians are living in denial. If Trump thinks he can get away with it (and he’s got a huge ego) he’ll absolutely try.