Spain’s ‘greatest matador’ gored by bull in comeback from retirement (www.irishtimes.com)
from mysticpickle@lemmy.ca to world@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 14:06
https://lemmy.ca/post/63884690

The man admired by many Spaniards as the finest bullfighter ever seen is recovering in hospital after being gored by a bull during his comeback from retirement.

José Antonio Morante, more commonly known by his matador’s moniker Morante de la Puebla, suffered the injury on Sunday, while bullfighting in Seville. Video footage showed him being lifted off his feet as the bull’s horn punctured his buttock, before colleagues drew the animal away from him by distracting it with their capes.

After initially being in a very serious condition with the 10-centimetre wound, which perforated his rectum, Morante is now recovering.

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BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca on 25 Apr 14:13 next collapse

Heck yeah. Go bull!

atzanteol@sh.itjust.works on 25 Apr 14:15 next collapse

How’s the bull?

Railcar8095@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 14:24 collapse

very serious condition with the 10-centimetre wound, which perforated his rectum,

I assume proud. He should be.

cecilkorik@lemmy.ca on 25 Apr 14:45 next collapse

The bull will have to be proud from the afterlife, since killing them is the whole point of the performance. But you’re right, he absolutely should be proud, good aim. And since he’s taken down the supposed “finest bullfighter ever”, we can recognize and remember this bull as the now undisputed champion of bullfighting, and the actual finest bullfighter ever. Let him be an inspiration to all future bulls fighting in this deplorable sport. Even though the bulls never win, I will celebrate their efforts to make as many humans lose as possible.

atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works on 25 Apr 16:21 collapse

IIRC bulls who win their fights are studded out to breeders. Bulls who lose are available at the concession stand.

Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 22:03 next collapse

Unfortunately not quite that straightforward. Bulls that win usually still die from their wounds. If they survive, and if the matador believes the bull showed exceptional skill, they can be “spared” and are returned to the owners with a prize (though this is extremely rare)

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz on 26 Apr 05:01 collapse

I think this bull showed exceptional skill.

Undvik@fedia.io on 26 Apr 10:27 collapse

Not really, that's only if they survive and are pardoned, which is very rare. The normal thing is for the Bull's bloodline to be ended

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today on 26 Apr 11:51 collapse

Putting forth the proposal this bull gets the nicknames “Rectum Ralph”.

Naich@piefed.world on 25 Apr 14:28 next collapse

Nice one, bull. Right up the arse. 😁👍

MolochHorridus@piefed.social on 25 Apr 14:30 next collapse

Deserved.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 14:36 next collapse

I always root for the bull.

Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app on 25 Apr 14:57 collapse

Wife approved comment.

Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app on 25 Apr 14:38 next collapse

The 10 cm wound perforating his rectum is the second biggest asshole, after the bull fighter himself.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 26 Apr 05:22 collapse

he ripped a new asshole.

Undvik@fedia.io on 25 Apr 15:01 next collapse

admired by many Spaniards

Sorry but no. Bullfighting is actually very unpopular in Spain. It's a relic of the past that's kept on life support by conservative politics.

Very happy to hear he has been gored by the bull. Couldn't have happened to a worse person. And this is always the reaction of pretty much everyone I know whenever this happens

iturnedintoanewt@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 15:59 next collapse

To a worse person? I can think the president of certain centric community that’s very pro-bullfighting and directly responsible for killing thousands of grandpas…

Undvik@fedia.io on 26 Apr 10:36 collapse

It's just a phrase. For positive stuff you say "couldn't have happened to a better/nicer person" so that's the opposite. I can think of quite few worse people that'd deserve to be gored by a bull

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 17:39 next collapse

I suppose ‘many’ is a relative term. As a pure number of people I’m sure there are tens of thousands of Spaniards who love the ‘sport’. But as a percentage of the population, yeah you’re right - the large majority think it’s stupid and want it gone.

Undvik@fedia.io on 26 Apr 10:49 collapse

Of course it's "technically" correct, but I'm a bit tired of Spain being known for bullfighting and people not realizing that it's actually very unpopular here.

Like also tourist shops in Barcelona still sell bullfighting related articles, even if corridas were actually legally banned for many years in Catalonia (ban reversed by the conservative constitutional court years later). It just shows that this shit is still something people think about when thinking of Spain

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 19:06 next collapse

I wasn’t aware of that. Thank you for sharing.

Tiral@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 19:52 next collapse

Yeah, people don’t often realize the bull is literally being tortured by getting stabbed. Then it’s eventually killed. I mean if you’re killing animals for food do it as humane as possible, but for a show? No.

redditmademedoit@piefed.zip on 26 Apr 12:11 collapse

Super hot take time: giving the bull a chance to go out swining isn’t that much worse than having it put down ”humanely” in a factory, spending it’s last time in a line that reeks of blood.

The real crime is against entertainment. Who am I supposed do be rooting for here? Apparently not the underdog that’s outnumbered and surrounded by a bunch of dirty spaniards with swords and near zero chance of winning.

Who watches this? Seriously!

TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 20:23 collapse

Last line:

A poll taken last year by the BBVA Foundation found 77 per cent of Spaniards found the pastime “unacceptable”.

ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Apr 22:11 collapse

pastime

Really? I think these events could be memorialized as a sort of messed up cultural thing to look back upon, but using such a banal word for it feels pretty odd in its own right

Halcyon@discuss.tchncs.de on 25 Apr 15:02 next collapse

Played stupid game, won stupid prize.

scutiger@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 18:16 collapse

Messed with the bull, got the horns.

HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social on 25 Apr 15:03 next collapse

He survived? They should let the bull in the hospital to finish the job

RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 15:04 next collapse

If the bull wins it should get to retire.

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca on 25 Apr 16:40 next collapse

Fuck that. It should level up and get to pick improved armor and weapons and then go back to gore more asshole matadors.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 17:15 next collapse

New pixelated roguelike indie game?

Lehmuusa@nord.pub on 25 Apr 18:23 collapse

Shattered PD is so good that there’s unfortunately no sense making another one. Thanks, @00_Evan@lemmy.world , BTW!

victorz@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 19:39 collapse

then go back to gore more [matador assholes].

👉👉

Undvik@fedia.io on 26 Apr 10:22 collapse

Well, the traditional thing is the opposite, his whole bloodline is ended

Spacehooks@reddthat.com on 26 Apr 11:00 collapse

Well thats dumb he won. What is he too dangerous now?

Undvik@fedia.io on 26 Apr 11:03 collapse

Yes, exactly. Because this has never been about "fairness" or "fighting a worthy fight" as supporters of corridas like to pretend. it's just about slowly torturing to death an animal in front of a live audience.

Spacehooks@reddthat.com on 26 Apr 11:08 collapse

Disgusting. There is no sport in that. Might as well fight a ill tempered chicken then.

Undvik@fedia.io on 26 Apr 11:13 collapse

I say let's keep it unbanned, but matadores now have to go into the ring empty fisted and no picadores are allowed so that they can't whittle down at the Bull's capabilities. Just a 1 on 1 match to the death with both "athletes" at peak performance

Spacehooks@reddthat.com on 26 Apr 11:34 collapse

Oh the bewolf technique. That is certainly sporting. But I say keep it even and let the matador get a horned helmet. 😅

limonfiesta@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 15:07 next collapse

This isn’t a happy story like many here believe.

Now, if someone helped to finished the job, then I’d say it’s time to celebrate.

I’d also settle for MRSA assisted closure.

radiouser@crazypeople.online on 25 Apr 15:17 next collapse

That’s going to leave a mark.

Red_October@piefed.world on 25 Apr 15:18 next collapse

lol. lmao even.

20cello@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 15:27 next collapse

Spain is cool but this corrida thing? I think they should get rid of it

nullify3112@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 15:37 next collapse

My dude got Ghadaffied by a bull lmao

Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 15:55 next collapse

When u just know it’s gonna need more than a band-aid

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Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 26 Apr 05:47 collapse

hes getting a prostate check.

magnue@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 16:59 next collapse

Good job bull

Witchfire@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 17:00 next collapse

Oh no is the bull ok

Dasus@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 17:29 next collapse

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 19:39 collapse

Don’t you think?

Teknikal@anarchist.nexus on 25 Apr 18:20 next collapse

They don’t do themselves any favours animal wise there’s this, pushing donkeys of diving boards and I’ve also seen articles with them allegedly using dogs/cats as live shark bait for fishing a half dozen times in British papers.

It’s weird I’m kind of half respecting them right now for standing up to Trump/USA but then I remember these things.

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 02:12 collapse

Apparently, only a minority of Spanish citizens actually support this caliber of animal cruelty. The rest of them have, thankfully, done the sane and compassionate thing and evolved past this barbarism and its excuses. Here’s hoping that more people understand why this shit belongs in the dark ages with dogfighting, cockfights, and betta fish fighting.

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Apr 18:29 next collapse

Forgive my ignorance but what’s the hate with bullfighting? Are the bulls treated harshly? If so, that’s understandable

ramenshaman@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 18:32 next collapse

They are. I believe that, traditionally, they kill them.

calcopiritus@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 18:49 collapse

Only after torturing them for hours though

BradleyUffner@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 19:29 collapse

They are tortured with hooked ribbons, called banderillas that just piece the skin in order to enrage them and “prove the skill and bravery” of the matador before they even start trying to kill the bull. A skilled matador can kill the bull quickly, but a poor one can require multiple stabs over 30 minutes or longer.

I went on a highschool trip to Spain, and a bullfight was one of the events. It was horrific. The matador was not skilled, and the poor bull died incredibly slowly and painfully. I’m actually getting a little choked up just recalling it.

TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club on 25 Apr 18:41 next collapse

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Nastybutler@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 18:57 next collapse

Should have stayed retired. Other athletes that come out of retirement and find they’ve lost a step aren’t usually at risk of anal impalement

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz on 26 Apr 05:06 collapse

anal impalement

New metal album just dropped.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 19:07 next collapse

Here’s hoping the bull had a little fun getting this motherfucker back for all of his fallen comrades.

leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Apr 21:09 collapse

It didn’t. It was terrified, in horrible pain, bleeding out, and just trying to defend itself.

anon_8675309@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 19:39 next collapse

Is he … smiling with that horn in his ass?

mech@feddit.org on 25 Apr 19:47 next collapse

Morante has been open about his lifelong struggles with mental illness
“I have thought about death as a relief, but I can’t do it, I have a family and responsibility,” he has said.

Probably thought this was his grand finale.

FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 22:58 collapse

“I never thought I’d go like this.”

“I mean, I hoped, but I never thought it’d happen”

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 26 Apr 05:45 collapse

the bull is.

victorz@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 19:41 next collapse

Cheers. Hoping he has lasting injuries and has trouble walking until his final days. Animal cruelty isn’t cool.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz on 26 Apr 05:04 next collapse

He’s gonna have anal seepage for the rest of his life. Gonna have to wipe multiple times a day, even when he hasn’t pooped. It’s gonna itch insanely all the time. And if he doesn’t keep up on wiping, it’ll chafe like hell for a few days.

victorz@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 11:09 collapse

No sweat off my back, I tell you what.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 26 Apr 05:45 collapse

well the bull tore him a new a-hole, he will have permanent injuries.

mech@feddit.org on 25 Apr 19:42 next collapse

Oh no, I hope he didn’t injure his horns!

merdaverse@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 19:44 next collapse

I’ve been giving Spain too much credit lately, but I forgot that this shit is still legal. Barbaric traditions from the past should stay in the past.

Bloefz@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 03:32 collapse

Yes but most people absolutely hate it. And some parts of Spain forbid it already.

Thalion@lemmy.ca on 25 Apr 19:59 next collapse

Is it just me or does the headline make it sound like the bull is the one who came out of retirement for this?

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ichwillhierraus@feddit.org on 25 Apr 20:42 next collapse

Spaniard here.

Bullfighting is nowadays extremely niche of the extreme right wind retards. No normal perdon liked it, let alone knows the name of that arschloch.

We are happy the bull managed to win a small fight.

Enkrod@feddit.org on 25 Apr 21:57 next collapse

Man, I love the EU.

Spaniard here

German username and uses the word Arschloch

English comment

This is the world I want to live in!

Gsus4@mander.xyz on 25 Apr 23:10 collapse

Plus, his username is “ich will hier raus”, lol

EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 22:14 next collapse

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dmlze5UbUQ

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de on 25 Apr 23:06 collapse

That was all well and good, but I was hoping it was the video if the matadors asshole getting reemed by the bull and not a live concert song in spanish that’s apparently anti bull fighting.

EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 23:08 collapse

The video is all over the net … here ya go friend.

the-sun.com/…/bullfighter-gored-bum-matador-rushe…

The point I was trying to make was that we’ve been protesting it since the 90’s and it’s almost extinct.

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Apr 00:55 collapse

Yeah. I heard damned near everyone is against it there.

TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com on 26 Apr 00:18 next collapse

I’m glad to hear this—hopefully it will be completely gone soon.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 26 Apr 05:44 collapse

the spanaird gored the fool.

zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Apr 21:12 next collapse

This brings me joy. I hope the bull is alright.

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Nounka@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 21:22 next collapse

Yesss. I hope for this all the times i hear from matadors.

inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 22:20 next collapse

Awwwwwesome!

BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Apr 22:21 next collapse

Anyone got a link to the video of it happening?

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org on 25 Apr 22:45 next collapse

Finally some good news

adespoton@lemmy.ca on 26 Apr 00:08 next collapse

Does it say why the bull came out of retirement?

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 00:40 next collapse

Given how the bulls are treated prior to the bullfighting … good!

probable_possum@leminal.space on 26 Apr 11:42 collapse

And afterwards. And During.

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 02:10 next collapse

So soon after a millionaire was stomped into paste by elephants?

I think things are actually getting better.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 26 Apr 05:44 next collapse

trampled, elephants also use thier gigantic heads to try to smush you too. there was another story where an african woman was harrassing/killed an elephant the whole herd came to her funeral area, when she died of natural causes, and wrecked the whole funeral and destroyed her grave area.

FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz on 26 Apr 08:20 collapse
  1. That was in India
  2. She wasn’t harassing or killing elephants.

You’re trying to turn that story into something its not and paint that woman as evil when she was just going about her day. Sometimes wild animals just do crazy shit.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 11:24 collapse

My favorite is still the killer whales capsizing rich people’s sailboats. Although that would have been even better if the orcas had eaten the free snacks.

Bloefz@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 03:30 next collapse

I’m glad that my community in Spain doesn’t permit this animal abuse anymore.

Undvik@fedia.io on 26 Apr 10:33 collapse

Are you in Canarias? Because in Catalonia, where it was banned, the constitutional court reversed the ban as punishment for the independence movement (while leaving the canaries ban standing, clear double standard). So it's sadly not officially banned in Catalonia any more, but of course no corridas actually happen as they'd get no money from the Generalitat.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz on 26 Apr 05:08 next collapse

When you kill animals for sport, you can’t be upset when the other team shows up.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 26 Apr 05:42 next collapse

its only fair the animal responds in kind.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 08:00 collapse
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osanna@lemmy.vg on 26 Apr 07:10 next collapse

awww. poor guy. Maybe next time he shouldn’t have participated in the torture of a live animal.

MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 07:22 next collapse

“…bull in comeback from retirement” Sounds like the comeback was successful :P

(Is there a c/ for ambiguous headlines?)

Etterra@discuss.online on 26 Apr 09:37 next collapse

I love the photo. That horn looks like it’s getting a full tour of that fucker’s Spanish colony.

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Apr 10:12 next collapse

In Spain these guys will actually kill the bull in the Arena (hence the name “matador” - literally “killer”), so this is only fair.

PS: Mind you, not that “just” the part of torturing of the bull (the only part done in Portugal) is much better.

rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Apr 10:16 next collapse

Good

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 11:12 next collapse

After initially being in a very serious condition with the 10-centimetre wound, which perforated his rectum, Morante is now recovering.

Get rekt!

probable_possum@leminal.space on 26 Apr 11:45 collapse

“It was the most painful goring I have ever suffered in my career,” he told El Mundo newspaper from his hospital bed. “I felt enormous pain and I was very scared because I could tell that the bull had gored me and I thought I was bleeding a lot.”

Perspective switch

MrNesser@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 12:11 collapse

Today he learned being poked by sharp things hurts