At this point in history … we should just just accelerate the spread … because if we aren’t going to be killed by Ebola … we’re going to get killed by capitalism … or global warming (caused by capitalism)
EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world
on 22 May 16:10
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Let global warming cook me slowly until I’m a nice golden brown.
Reminds me of a joke I’ve heard a dozen times at Indigenous conferences from an MC trying to entertain the crowd.
“When the Creator created man, he put together all the ingredients like a loaf of bread and then had to set them in an oven to finish them. On his first batch, he put in the uncooked loaves and took them out without knowing the cooking time. The loaves were undercooked and still looked white … so that’s how he ended up with White people. He made another batch and this time, he left them in longer and when they came out, they were very dark and almost burnt … and that is how he ended up with Black people. On his third batch, he now knew what to do and he put his loaves in and knew the exact time to bring them out and they came out a nice rich golden brown colour … they were perfect … and that is how he created Indigenous people”
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How long we have until this shit spreads across the USA?
It not spread. No worry.
No worries, all is under control
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Thanks elon, trump, maga idiots
At this point in history … we should just just accelerate the spread … because if we aren’t going to be killed by Ebola … we’re going to get killed by capitalism … or global warming (caused by capitalism)
Let global warming cook me slowly until I’m a nice golden brown.
Reminds me of a joke I’ve heard a dozen times at Indigenous conferences from an MC trying to entertain the crowd.
“When the Creator created man, he put together all the ingredients like a loaf of bread and then had to set them in an oven to finish them. On his first batch, he put in the uncooked loaves and took them out without knowing the cooking time. The loaves were undercooked and still looked white … so that’s how he ended up with White people. He made another batch and this time, he left them in longer and when they came out, they were very dark and almost burnt … and that is how he ended up with Black people. On his third batch, he now knew what to do and he put his loaves in and knew the exact time to bring them out and they came out a nice rich golden brown colour … they were perfect … and that is how he created Indigenous people”
Im the long term we’ll all die, but I don’t see any reason to speed it up