A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
on 30 Mar 10:26
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My first thought. Maybe the Russian equivalent: president’s billionaire buddy has a Russian luxury car factory propped up by government money, riddled with problems.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
on 31 Mar 21:56
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i know that “nsfw” is technically correct here, but i really wish we’d start to designate between graphic depictions of human anatomy. i was kinda hoping to see some upside-down boobs, tbh :P
that’s the first time i’ve seen this pic of Mussolini. Imagine what it would look like if he wore big suits and bronzer.
BroBot9000@lemmy.world
on 30 Mar 08:31
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It was r/NonCredibleDefense’s finest hour. A golden age. The promised Thunder Run to Moscow
null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 30 Mar 08:54
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I think it’s a nothingburger.
AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space
on 30 Mar 08:57
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Being a clever bastard with a gangster mindset, of course Putin would have been paranoid one way or the other, so that won’t change much I think. But things like that happening - no matter if it will end up being explainable as a proper accident or a failed assassination attempt or whatever - tend to undermine the mythos of being invulnerable and always 3 steps ahead of the game, that people like Putin want to disseminate about themselves. That’s my current hope in the political climate.
Wow its dangerous in Russia. Exploding cars, people keep falling out windows, accidentally shooting themselves in the back of the head repeatedly then falling down elevator shafts. Someone should establish some safety programs.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world
on 30 Mar 09:28
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I don’t know if I buy that the people are rising up, but maybe some oligarch got tired of Putin for some reason? Or maybe the KGB doesn’t like how slow the conquering of Ukraine is going.
The limousine was authentic. The place was nice, a few blocks from the FSB headquarters.
But there was no “tremendous explosion” - the car just burnt. Every house had its windows intact, the car itself had its windows intact while burning, etc.
Explanations: technical malfunction, passer-by with fire cubes and a lighter.
I probably don’t know the correct term in English. It’s a product for starting a fire in a wood-fired stove or campfire. A rectanglular block of wood fiber soaked in oil.
Your English was on point, and any outdoorsie types understood you. This is just one of those things that is called different names in different regions.
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world
on 30 Mar 21:32
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A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
on 30 Mar 10:22
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First of all, this does not look like an assassination attempt. The engine caught fire. A Russian-made limousine. Might be (politically motivated) vandalism, might be “a Tesla”.
There’s no freedom of speech or poltical expression in Russia anymore. The state controls the media and the media control the narrative. This is the totalitarian approach. The disadvantage for Putin/Kreml is that they really don’t know anymore how deep the resentment against them goes. And neither do we.
Of course the explanation will be that Ukrainian sympathisers did it, but I think it’s easy to see that a Russian does not even have to be a Ukrainian sympathiser to want Putin dead.
There’s no freedom of speech or poltical expression in Russia anymore. The state controls the media and the media control the narrative.
Ah so just like the US then
TronBronson@lemmy.world
on 30 Mar 13:22
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Who ever downvoted you needs to visit the whitehouse.gov and other government sites and social media accounts. They are like North Korean level propaganda now.
InverseParallax@lemmy.world
on 30 Mar 13:32
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They do.
But we can also say ‘Fuck the orange fatass!!!’ without being defenestrated.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world
on 30 Mar 13:56
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For now
rocket_dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 30 Mar 13:58
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If you’re an American born white person, yes.
If you’re an immigrant, even a legal one, all bets are off. If you’re American born but you look like you maybe could be an immigrant, you’re in danger too.
InverseParallax@lemmy.world
on 30 Mar 14:14
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I am brown, but american-born.
I wasn’t safe growing up in the south, I was a Muslim terrorist, and this was before 9/11. They’ve progressed barely at all since the civil war.
This is just the vile filth of the south spreading outwards to the coasts.
I thought I’d escaped, but the filth followed me, fortunately I managed to escape again to Europe.
But I’m sure the vile filth of the south will follow me again.
Better edit it to “I wish Putin all my thoughts and prayers. I hope he gets a new better limo as a result. The world is so unfair. Also ceasefire for Ukraine lol.”
Maybe remove the last part.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world
on 30 Mar 12:10
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Only if I’d wish if Musk would be in it right? Since it’s a limo, it would have been great if Putin, Trump, Vance and Musk would be in it.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world
on 30 Mar 14:47
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I’d say the chances are 50/50 those 4 would be in Putin’s limo at any given time.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
on 30 Mar 14:48
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Let’s rebuild the Titan sub and restart important exploration trips to the Titanic! That’s a great idea for the uber rich! We all want to know what happened to the Titanic in great details. I have a super Nintendo knockoff controller they can use this time around. Also make it out of aluminum and do high pressure oxygen tests with the crew inside. I hear those are fun events.
polite_cat@lemmy.world
on 30 Mar 16:57
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Just put Putin, Trump, Vance and Musk in a Cybertruck, it will explode on its own probably
No one has been thrown out a window in Russia, what a baseless accusation about very tragic suicides. Now please, shoot yourself in the back of the head three times and then zip yourself into a duffel bag.
Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de
on 30 Mar 15:44
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Too true. I was just banned on Reddit for liking too many pro-Luigi posts
Now they’re getting it - blow up putin - end of war and Ukraine prevails. Also, trump and his entire criminal organization no longer have the backing and deviousness of putin and fail. America wins. The world wins.
Let’s not miss next time, okay?
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
on 30 Mar 16:28
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Blowing up Putin would be nice but it’s not a guarantee the war would end. It would lead to a power struggle in the Kremlin, no doubt, but there are loads of hawks in that regime and many are much more extreme than even Putin.
Of course, a more extreme war hawk might end up benefitting Ukraine by hastening the collapse of Russia. Or it might lead to nuclear war. It’s really hard to predict exactly what will happen.
Of course, considering he’s a paranoid former KGB agent who won’t even sit at a normal table with his closest advisors, it would not exactly be trivial to drop him.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
on 30 Mar 20:16
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Eh. Regardless of how careful he is, he’s still just a man. If it’s a coup from within the security he has means nothing, and they will also know where he is at a given time.
raynethackery@lemmy.world
on 31 Mar 00:16
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Remember what happened to Indira Ghandi.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world
on 31 Mar 01:52
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I read an article, how Putin never sleeps at the same place twice.
He selects a random house for the night, then kick out the people living inside.
So nobody ever knows where he spends the day.
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org
on 31 Mar 14:50
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There is always someone who knows. Even if that rumor was true, he would obviousl never be there alone.
maybe ukraine saying if you’re going to fight dirty then we will…
or maybe it was to make it look like they could get close to him, but it was one of many cars and just parked outside for service or something….
or maybe they just missed….
It’s an Aurus, a Russian luxury brand. Knowing Russian automotive engineering, I’m sure the only part that works properly is the engine, which was developed with help from Porsche.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
on 30 Mar 20:15
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It’s still not on the BBC 12 hours on, and I don’t know the website, so this is fake, unfortunately.
No that’s the actual definition of the word liberal. We got 300 plus years of liberal history to point to. It’s always the same song and dance. Nothing matters more than private property and Law and Order to a liberal. Everything else will be thrown away in favor of those two things. Every. Single. Time.
Hell it’s the original sin of our nation. The great liberal thinkers of the American Revolution. Jefferson and Madison and all the rest. What happened when it came time to fulfill their ideals? What happened when it came time to treat all men equal? Oh we can’t have that if we free the slaves we would be upsetting the order of things and depriving men of their private property. Once you understand that complete and utter Ironclad rule of liberal ideology you’ll understand how the last 300 plus years of human history have played out.
No that’s just a lie you’ve been sold. The behavior still matches. That’s what the last 40 years have been. The neoliberal Takeover of the Democratic Party. I mean you really look at Chuck Schumer and think that labels no longer accurate? Really?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
on 31 Mar 06:12
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Personal liberty seems like a minimum standard. I should be able to do anything so long as my actions have no impact on anyone or anything else.
The problems start when these liberties overlap so conplex rules of law are required.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee
on 30 Mar 20:27
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I’m amazed no one has pointed out the possibility that this was staged by Putin himself as a prerequisite to enforce greater surveillance, military and police presence, claim opposition and Ukraine to be terrorists, and so on. This is, besides a malfunction, much more likely than a failed assassination attempt that went this badly, doesn’t have a suspect, and got reported on.
Etterra@discuss.online
on 30 Mar 20:44
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We can rule out a Ukrainian assassination attempt. They have a pretty good track record of success.
We’ll know if it’s a false flag if Putin immediately freaks out and increases his personal security or suddenly relocates to one of his bitch bunkers.
I mean, it wouldn’t do to advertise failed attempts. And honestly, even if this was a failed Ukrainian assassination attempt, the fact that they legit blew putin’s limo up is kind of huge.
Honestly I though putin already spent 90% of his time in a bitch bunker. Ukraine has already demonstrated the capability of striking Moscow and beyond, long ago, several times over.
Maybe. I don’t know what it’s like in Russia at all.
MrShankles@reddthat.com
on 31 Mar 05:38
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Not a failed assassination, but a warning maybe? His health issues have been in the news lately, his “special operation” is wayyyy over-budget… someone’s making him look more vulnerable. Who though??? That’s my dumb conspiracy; he’s losing power and someone’s been waiting to fill that vacuum. Corporate-takeover style? Idk, I’m just riffing
His health issues have been in the news for like two decades. There’s always another new article on how he has severe health problems and will die anytime soon. He’s been terminally ill and dying since the millennium panic
aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee
on 31 Mar 05:40
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bro why do you think he started the war
answersplease77@lemmy.world
on 31 Mar 05:59
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When has it ever happened in history for a dictator to stage an assassnation or coup attempt on himself? They always sell the image that they are forever beloved and wanted to be in power by everyone.
why would he tell people that the people around him and closest to him dislike him and want him dead? This is the complete opposite of what every dictator fears to unveal. His gaurds are already under heavy paranioa. Now he openly tells everyone it’s your chance to take me out because no one likes me?
If he wanted to blame ukraine ,it’d have been a lot cheaper and more believable if he just let a drone hit his palace.
A malfunction of a $300,000 car engine overheating in cold weather is more believable , but realistically no. He’s is too old and has dragged his country’s economy and people lives to ruins. He is nothing but an ego at this point and does not take many decisions. This is why I’m %100 positive that not much will change in Russia after his death.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
on 31 Mar 06:13
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With evidence, please. “I reckon” is not good enough. There is no evidence that anyone coordinated this at all.
Like fuck Trump, but if they staged it why would the shooter be a disaffected conservative and not some antifa supersoldier or whatever? Like they’re playing out their fantasies and apparently they can construct whatever reality they feel like, why muddy the waters in any way?
I’m sorry, the reality in which the dude just sucked, the secret service kind of suck at their job, and the bullet grazed Trump’s ear rather than going into his brain from sheer dumb luck is a messy, shitty, scary place where nobody really calls the shots, but it turns out that’s probably the one we live in.
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world
on 31 Mar 06:47
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Thankfully I am not a seated judge so I do not have to base my opinions only on concrete evidence
Everything about the 1st attempt screams false flag
Cool story but nobody has to listen to you if you can’t be bothered to substantiate anything.
Conspiratorial thinking is evidence of and leads to very disordered thinking. You can carry on with it if you want, I’m not your cult leader and I don’t have any say in how deranged you get.
It bled, there are photos of it bleeding. We have all seen it.
A wound like that doesn’t need to leave a big scar. Sure, some doctor might have been lying about the “2cm wide wound” but that’s not surprising at all. We know they’re liars and there will be misinformation around the event, but that doesn’t mean the wound didn’t exist. Head wounds bleed a lot even if they’re very small.
You don’t have anything except a tendency to confirm your pre-existing beliefs.
Also, I just want to add: they picked an easily manipulated, disposable kid, and told him to shoot near but not hit Trump? Is that the story you’re going with?
Or what, there was no bullet, the injured people in the crowd were actors, they killed that guy later, the photo of the bullet was manipulated, and they just made sure they got to the shooter first to replace the blanks with real rounds?
Your theory either relies on the hypercompetence of a disposable kid to not actually kill Trump, or you’re enlisting a lot of extra people who all have to be kept quiet now, forever, all for the sake of a single moment of manufactured drama.
Which one is it? Or is there a secret third option?
answersplease77@lemmy.world
on 31 Mar 08:53
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No. Don’t stretch the truth to fit any other narrative… as much as I hate him. It was real and two people died that day on video
Hitler used the burning of the Reichstag as an excuse to clamp down on political dissidence and consolidate his power. It’s still not clear whether it was intentionally caused by the Nazis or just a convenient opportunity for them.
Nah, Finland and Sweden joining NATO and Russia burning up almost all of its Soviet horde mean russia is pretty much done for as a major military power. They can sneak little bites of their unallied neighbors but they will never be the world’s second strongest military again.
He literally now has the largest military by at least twofold backing him
How do none of you realize how dangerous drumpf’s replacement of the top military brass was. All you did was meme and now he will bend our entire nation to propping up his russ crush
Much like Sadam before him, he has a number of body doubles so even if it did appear he was assassinated in public, probably get some story about a miraculous rescue and recovery if acknowledged ‘Putin’ was in the area at all.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
on 31 Mar 07:11
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it’s so tedious. Putin, Orban, Trump, Bolsonaro, just an endless stream of vacuous cartoon characters
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
on 31 Mar 11:30
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man i love voucher-fed education so much. i rented a house that was owned by an obscure religious group with ties to some old-school women’s suffragist AND super gross racism. they had their little private elementary school right next door and me? wouldn’t a hurt a fly, well, might hurt a fly - all these fucks obsessed with biblical morality checked me out via google, and there’s not much to learn that way
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Tesla makes limos now?
This is gold, Jerry. GOLD!
My first thought. Maybe the Russian equivalent: president’s billionaire buddy has a Russian luxury car factory propped up by government money, riddled with problems.
Yes, it’s the new tesler, it’s the greatest car in the world according to this note I got, I love tesler by the way.
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Hang in there! (NSFW)
i know that “nsfw” is technically correct here, but i really wish we’d start to designate between graphic depictions of human anatomy. i was kinda hoping to see some upside-down boobs, tbh :P
that’s the first time i’ve seen this pic of Mussolini. Imagine what it would look like if he wore big suits and bronzer.
Don’t get my hopes up
Is it … the … beginning?
I thought the same when the funny hot dog man turned war-criminal marched a surprising distance into Russia.
Nothing ever happens. :(
Nothing good you mean
The usual thing happened…and then things got worse. Russian history 101 and NOW American history 101.
It was r/NonCredibleDefense’s finest hour. A golden age. The promised Thunder Run to Moscow
I think it’s a nothingburger.
Being a clever bastard with a gangster mindset, of course Putin would have been paranoid one way or the other, so that won’t change much I think. But things like that happening - no matter if it will end up being explainable as a proper accident or a failed assassination attempt or whatever - tend to undermine the mythos of being invulnerable and always 3 steps ahead of the game, that people like Putin want to disseminate about themselves. That’s my current hope in the political climate.
“However, media reports have confirmed that no one was injured.”
Try harder.
The worst part is learning he’s still alive…. FUCK!!!
Godamnit, swing and a miss. Second time’s the charm.
Wow its dangerous in Russia. Exploding cars, people keep falling out windows, accidentally shooting themselves in the back of the head repeatedly then falling down elevator shafts. Someone should establish some safety programs.
I don’t know if I buy that the people are rising up, but maybe some oligarch got tired of Putin for some reason? Or maybe the KGB doesn’t like how slow the conquering of Ukraine is going.
I expect news in the coming days of people falling out of windows…
The headline is mistaken. I checked out an article with photos from the scene.
The limousine was authentic. The place was nice, a few blocks from the FSB headquarters.
But there was no “tremendous explosion” - the car just burnt. Every house had its windows intact, the car itself had its windows intact while burning, etc.
Explanations: technical malfunction, passer-by with fire cubes and a lighter.
What’s a fire cube? I’m guessing you’re not referring to the Amazon Fire cube…
Maybe something like the solid fuel cubes used for camping. www.rei.com/product/…/esbit-solid-fuel-tablets
I probably don’t know the correct term in English. It’s a product for starting a fire in a wood-fired stove or campfire. A rectanglular block of wood fiber soaked in oil.
Your English was on point, and any outdoorsie types understood you. This is just one of those things that is called different names in different regions.
Ew what is that
Putin the fire out
First of all, this does not look like an assassination attempt. The engine caught fire. A Russian-made limousine. Might be (politically motivated) vandalism, might be “a Tesla”.
There’s no freedom of speech or poltical expression in Russia anymore. The state controls the media and the media control the narrative. This is the totalitarian approach. The disadvantage for Putin/Kreml is that they really don’t know anymore how deep the resentment against them goes. And neither do we.
Of course the explanation will be that Ukrainian sympathisers did it, but I think it’s easy to see that a Russian does not even have to be a Ukrainian sympathiser to want Putin dead.
Ah so just like the US then
Who ever downvoted you needs to visit the whitehouse.gov and other government sites and social media accounts. They are like North Korean level propaganda now.
They do.
But we can also say ‘Fuck the orange fatass!!!’ without being defenestrated.
For now
If you’re an American born white person, yes.
If you’re an immigrant, even a legal one, all bets are off. If you’re American born but you look like you maybe could be an immigrant, you’re in danger too.
I am brown, but american-born.
I wasn’t safe growing up in the south, I was a Muslim terrorist, and this was before 9/11. They’ve progressed barely at all since the civil war.
This is just the vile filth of the south spreading outwards to the coasts.
I thought I’d escaped, but the filth followed me, fortunately I managed to escape again to Europe.
But I’m sure the vile filth of the south will follow me again.
So I’ve decided to parabellum.
Depends entirely on the far right political parties. They’ve surged up towards 20% lately.
Idk really the appeal, but no clue if it’s a temporary situation.
Europe is dealing with an aging population, so 2nd generation immigrants are a blessing.
Like to be honest, even if the parents aren’t that easily integrated into the work force, the real pearls are the children they bring with them.
It takes time, effort and resources to raise kids and plenty of 2 income couples have stopped having kids. We need people for the future.
today
Far worse than here but he’s. At least we can access global internet
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It would have been great if it was with Putin inside.
Damn you’d be banned on Reddit for saying that!
Better edit it to “I wish Putin all my thoughts and prayers. I hope he gets a new better limo as a result. The world is so unfair. Also ceasefire for Ukraine lol.”
Maybe remove the last part.
Only if I’d wish if Musk would be in it right? Since it’s a limo, it would have been great if Putin, Trump, Vance and Musk would be in it.
I’d say the chances are 50/50 those 4 would be in Putin’s limo at any given time.
Let’s rebuild the Titan sub and restart important exploration trips to the Titanic! That’s a great idea for the uber rich! We all want to know what happened to the Titanic in great details. I have a super Nintendo knockoff controller they can use this time around. Also make it out of aluminum and do high pressure oxygen tests with the crew inside. I hear those are fun events.
Just put Putin, Trump, Vance and Musk in a Cybertruck, it will explode on its own probably
Honestly, I don’t care how dude. As long as they are removed from society ASAP.
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You’d get thrown out of a window in Russia for saying that
No one has been thrown out a window in Russia, what a baseless accusation about very tragic suicides. Now please, shoot yourself in the back of the head three times and then zip yourself into a duffel bag.
Too true. I was just banned on Reddit for liking too many pro-Luigi posts
Next stop: banning folks just for looking/spending too much time on these posts.
Saying stuff not even as direct as that is what got me permanently banned and the reason that I’m here now
Reddit really chose to side with evil
What are they gonna do, send a strongly worded letter to their lemmy instance?
What does a ban on reddit have to do with lemmy?
He will get window treatment. Coming soon.
You have one job!
When will a drone finally hit the target
Now they’re getting it - blow up putin - end of war and Ukraine prevails. Also, trump and his entire criminal organization no longer have the backing and deviousness of putin and fail. America wins. The world wins.
Let’s not miss next time, okay?
Blowing up Putin would be nice but it’s not a guarantee the war would end. It would lead to a power struggle in the Kremlin, no doubt, but there are loads of hawks in that regime and many are much more extreme than even Putin.
Of course, a more extreme war hawk might end up benefitting Ukraine by hastening the collapse of Russia. Or it might lead to nuclear war. It’s really hard to predict exactly what will happen.
This sounds like classic Democrat excuse for inaction.
Those Ukrainian Democrats are known for inaction actually
Non-existence has that tendency
Of course, considering he’s a paranoid former KGB agent who won’t even sit at a normal table with his closest advisors, it would not exactly be trivial to drop him.
Eh. Regardless of how careful he is, he’s still just a man. If it’s a coup from within the security he has means nothing, and they will also know where he is at a given time.
Remember what happened to Indira Ghandi.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indira_Gandhi#Assassination
Or just literally any of the giant pile of dictators that were overthrown.
I read an article, how Putin never sleeps at the same place twice. He selects a random house for the night, then kick out the people living inside. So nobody ever knows where he spends the day.
There is always someone who knows. Even if that rumor was true, he would obviousl never be there alone.
If he wasn’t in it then I don’t care
could’ve been a message more than an attack
great. so, fucking nothing?
maybe ukraine saying if you’re going to fight dirty then we will…
or maybe it was to make it look like they could get close to him, but it was one of many cars and just parked outside for service or something….
or maybe they just missed….
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty”
1 day after the warranty expires, it just randomly bursts into flames….
What kind of low rent dictator has to park on the street?
Damn so close. I’m sure there’s plenty of Russian civilians who have lost their sons who want to see that man dead
“The attack on my life has left me scarred” 🤣
There’s a high chance that the car is just shit… would be nice if it was an actual assassination attempt but honestly who knows.
It’s an Aurus, a Russian luxury brand. Knowing Russian automotive engineering, I’m sure the only part that works properly is the engine, which was developed with help from Porsche.
It’s still not on the BBC 12 hours on, and I don’t know the website, so this is fake, unfortunately.
Lol. It’s not on my local government rhetoric machine and therefore I do not implicitly believe this
Lol, it’s on my socials so it’s real.
Two can play that game. Not to mention I’m not even British.
“I’m not a fan of his politics or anything, but there’s no excuse for attacking other people’s property.” - US conservative “opinion”
Sounds more like a centrist to me.
A centrist is just a conservative who knows that “conservative” is a bad word.
That’s the Mantra of a liberal I’ve ever heard one
once again, i am at odds with lemmy’s definition of “liberal”.
No that’s the actual definition of the word liberal. We got 300 plus years of liberal history to point to. It’s always the same song and dance. Nothing matters more than private property and Law and Order to a liberal. Everything else will be thrown away in favor of those two things. Every. Single. Time.
Hell it’s the original sin of our nation. The great liberal thinkers of the American Revolution. Jefferson and Madison and all the rest. What happened when it came time to fulfill their ideals? What happened when it came time to treat all men equal? Oh we can’t have that if we free the slaves we would be upsetting the order of things and depriving men of their private property. Once you understand that complete and utter Ironclad rule of liberal ideology you’ll understand how the last 300 plus years of human history have played out.
Actual =/= original.
Linguistic prescriptiveness is completely useless in terms of what those terms mean in politics now.
No that’s just a lie you’ve been sold. The behavior still matches. That’s what the last 40 years have been. The neoliberal Takeover of the Democratic Party. I mean you really look at Chuck Schumer and think that labels no longer accurate? Really?
No it’s a fact I know because I understand linguistics. Pick up a book sometime.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_description#De…
Personal liberty seems like a minimum standard. I should be able to do anything so long as my actions have no impact on anyone or anything else.
The problems start when these liberties overlap so conplex rules of law are required.
I’m amazed no one has pointed out the possibility that this was staged by Putin himself as a prerequisite to enforce greater surveillance, military and police presence, claim opposition and Ukraine to be terrorists, and so on. This is, besides a malfunction, much more likely than a failed assassination attempt that went this badly, doesn’t have a suspect, and got reported on.
We can rule out a Ukrainian assassination attempt. They have a pretty good track record of success.
We’ll know if it’s a false flag if Putin immediately freaks out and increases his personal security or suddenly relocates to one of his bitch bunkers.
I mean, it wouldn’t do to advertise failed attempts. And honestly, even if this was a failed Ukrainian assassination attempt, the fact that they legit blew putin’s limo up is kind of huge.
Honestly I though putin already spent 90% of his time in a bitch bunker. Ukraine has already demonstrated the capability of striking Moscow and beyond, long ago, several times over.
I know he has bounced between them (he has multiple) but who knows where he is at any given time.
Why would he need a reason though? Couldn’t he just do that at any time?
He absolutely could
it’s easier if there’s plausible deniability.
Maybe. I don’t know what it’s like in Russia at all.
Not a failed assassination, but a warning maybe? His health issues have been in the news lately, his “special operation” is wayyyy over-budget… someone’s making him look more vulnerable. Who though??? That’s my dumb conspiracy; he’s losing power and someone’s been waiting to fill that vacuum. Corporate-takeover style? Idk, I’m just riffing
His health issues have been in the news for like two decades. There’s always another new article on how he has severe health problems and will die anytime soon. He’s been terminally ill and dying since the millennium panic
bro why do you think he started the war
When has it ever happened in history for a dictator to stage an assassnation or coup attempt on himself? They always sell the image that they are forever beloved and wanted to be in power by everyone.
why would he tell people that the people around him and closest to him dislike him and want him dead? This is the complete opposite of what every dictator fears to unveal. His gaurds are already under heavy paranioa. Now he openly tells everyone it’s your chance to take me out because no one likes me?
If he wanted to blame ukraine ,it’d have been a lot cheaper and more believable if he just let a drone hit his palace.
A malfunction of a $300,000 car engine overheating in cold weather is more believable , but realistically no. He’s is too old and has dragged his country’s economy and people lives to ruins. He is nothing but an ego at this point and does not take many decisions. This is why I’m %100 positive that not much will change in Russia after his death.
With evidence, please. “I reckon” is not good enough. There is no evidence that anyone coordinated this at all.
Like fuck Trump, but if they staged it why would the shooter be a disaffected conservative and not some antifa supersoldier or whatever? Like they’re playing out their fantasies and apparently they can construct whatever reality they feel like, why muddy the waters in any way?
I’m sorry, the reality in which the dude just sucked, the secret service kind of suck at their job, and the bullet grazed Trump’s ear rather than going into his brain from sheer dumb luck is a messy, shitty, scary place where nobody really calls the shots, but it turns out that’s probably the one we live in.
Thankfully I am not a seated judge so I do not have to base my opinions only on concrete evidence
Everything about the 1st attempt screams false flag
Cool story but nobody has to listen to you if you can’t be bothered to substantiate anything.
Conspiratorial thinking is evidence of and leads to very disordered thinking. You can carry on with it if you want, I’m not your cult leader and I don’t have any say in how deranged you get.
I would explain the lack of ear injury by saying that there was an ear injury.
It bled, there are photos of it bleeding. We have all seen it.
A wound like that doesn’t need to leave a big scar. Sure, some doctor might have been lying about the “2cm wide wound” but that’s not surprising at all. We know they’re liars and there will be misinformation around the event, but that doesn’t mean the wound didn’t exist. Head wounds bleed a lot even if they’re very small.
You don’t have anything except a tendency to confirm your pre-existing beliefs.
Also, I just want to add: they picked an easily manipulated, disposable kid, and told him to shoot near but not hit Trump? Is that the story you’re going with?
Or what, there was no bullet, the injured people in the crowd were actors, they killed that guy later, the photo of the bullet was manipulated, and they just made sure they got to the shooter first to replace the blanks with real rounds?
Your theory either relies on the hypercompetence of a disposable kid to not actually kill Trump, or you’re enlisting a lot of extra people who all have to be kept quiet now, forever, all for the sake of a single moment of manufactured drama.
Which one is it? Or is there a secret third option?
No. Don’t stretch the truth to fit any other narrative… as much as I hate him. It was real and two people died that day on video
Hitler used the burning of the Reichstag as an excuse to clamp down on political dissidence and consolidate his power. It’s still not clear whether it was intentionally caused by the Nazis or just a convenient opportunity for them.
He’s not an all-powerful FSB god. Just another Gaddafi, always mere hours away from sudden gruesome death.
I watched live on reddit while two comments that said basically the same as you were nuked by the admins, not even mods
Finger crossed
Captured image from the video shows that the hood of the engine compartment had been warped. This means there had been an explosion :
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/24428395-d9d4-4c58-ab91-a29b0fb69101.jpeg">
full video :
. here :
the-sun.com/…/putin-limo-exploded-fire-paranoid/
Better luck next time.
Man, when (when, not if) Putin dies eastern Europe is going to have a weeeeird power vacuum
Pretty sure it’s “when” for everyone.
Sooner better than later for this guy though
That’s a strange way to spell “block party.”
Waow (nng basedbasedbasedbasedbased!! -w- )
I’d rather that he lives to see all his sick imperial dreams crushed.
You know what, I’d be happy either way!
He will die of illness before the world finally turns on him
Now that our government is his closest ally, his sick imperial dreams will live long beyond his vile life
Nah, Finland and Sweden joining NATO and Russia burning up almost all of its Soviet horde mean russia is pretty much done for as a major military power. They can sneak little bites of their unallied neighbors but they will never be the world’s second strongest military again.
He literally now has the largest military by at least twofold backing him
How do none of you realize how dangerous drumpf’s replacement of the top military brass was. All you did was meme and now he will bend our entire nation to propping up his russ crush
Yes because memes were the real problem here with the world. Bravo on solving it.
Replacing a few people at the top doesn’t mean that much. The Senate is still wildly against Russia.
I don’t think that’s going to matter much once he declares martial law in april
is Putin dead yet? dude’s old. somebody oughta smack him with a skateboard,
edit; comments suggesting some sort of violence against Putin tend to elicit a positive reaction.
curious!? fuckin “change my mind” meme guy has notes, but he might busy abusing his partner
Much like Sadam before him, he has a number of body doubles so even if it did appear he was assassinated in public, probably get some story about a miraculous rescue and recovery if acknowledged ‘Putin’ was in the area at all.
it’s so tedious. Putin, Orban, Trump, Bolsonaro, just an endless stream of vacuous cartoon characters
For me the tedious part is not the vacuous character but the people who vote for them.
easy problem to fix, just dismantle all the education
Dismantling education is exactly how we got here.
man i love voucher-fed education so much. i rented a house that was owned by an obscure religious group with ties to some old-school women’s suffragist AND super gross racism. they had their little private elementary school right next door and me? wouldn’t a hurt a fly, well, might hurt a fly - all these fucks obsessed with biblical morality checked me out via google, and there’s not much to learn that way
Need more Luigi’s
This was a false flag he planned to build up support for his failing ‘military exercise’
Keep fighting! Freedom fighters are the heroes of our times.