Russia threatens to deploy navy to protect vessels from ‘western piracy’
(www.theguardian.com)
from Valnao@sh.itjust.works to world@lemmy.world on 17 Feb 2026 13:28
https://sh.itjust.works/post/55471049
from Valnao@sh.itjust.works to world@lemmy.world on 17 Feb 2026 13:28
https://sh.itjust.works/post/55471049
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What navy?
Two guys in a row boat. One to row, the second to keep his fingers on the holes.
They have an aircraft carrier a few months a year 😂
Do it Russia, we dare you. This would provide a whole new avenue of fun for the Ukranians.
Plus, it will divert Russian personnel, fuel, and other resources away from Ukraine.
Why not go all in and put your aircraft carrier on the job
Don’t forget the oceangoing tugboat escort lmao 🤪
Maybe keep all the spy equipment off the ships then.
Oh and stop destroying underwater cables.
Fuckfaces.
For a moment there I thought they meant the AIbros
Russian navy taking the term under-sea-boat too literally.
I’m not sure they have enough tugboats to pull their navy around to make good on their threats there.
Seriously though, fuck their threats and fuck them. We should reply with a threat to sink any boats that break cables. They know exactly what they are doing. And for every diplomat who gets Havana sydrome we should give it to 5 of theirs.
I guess all of this can happen after Krasnov dies or get impeached, but it should happen.
Just keep in mind that if anything happens to Krasnov or Putin, the surviving one won’t be long for this world.
If it’s in the Baltic, they’ll first have to get those ships off the sea floor.
Sure
Jancomrade.But those ships are registered in random junk countries, so they are not Russian.
On the other hand, if they get protection from Russian navy ships, they are clearly identified as Russian and therefore subject to embargo.