Netanyahu suffers food poisoning, to rest for three days, his office says (www.reuters.com)
from CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in to world@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 14:10
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ccunning@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 14:23 next collapse

Only three? 😒

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org on 20 Jul 14:28 next collapse

Critical support for comrade food poisoning <img alt="rat salute" src="https://rlv.zcache.com/saluting_rat_sailor_postcard_kmcoriginals-r24fa69244abf48b98963b6d9f9f78a4b_vgbaq_8byvr_704.jpg">

furzegulo@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 20 Jul 14:31 next collapse

I hope the poisoning takes a turn for the worst

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 20:02 collapse

you mean for the best

Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca on 20 Jul 14:46 next collapse

I sincerely hope he shits out his liver.

MTK@lemmy.world on 21 Jul 10:08 collapse

I wonder what kind of crazy injury you would need to sustain to actually shit out your liver

floofloof@lemmy.ca on 20 Jul 14:52 next collapse

Food poisoning suffers Netanyahu. Let’s hope it can pull through.

don@lemmy.ca on 20 Jul 16:09 collapse

Look, I’ve had food poisoning. That shit sucked harder than a black fucking hole, and it’s a horrible thing. I do hope it recovers from its Netanyahu infection, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com on 20 Jul 15:46 next collapse

Hope he suffers and dies from multiple organ failure in the most painful way humanly possible.

victorz@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 19:00 collapse

I can’t lie, I also wish for this.

not_that_guy05@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 15:47 next collapse

Pussy, it’s just food poisoning. People are getting shot and hurt while still trying to get food.

Saleh@feddit.org on 20 Jul 18:59 collapse

You mean killed.

Also Israel and the US upped their genocide game. They know gas people to death with CS gas.

truthout.org/…/witnesses-say-american-military-co…

FelixCress@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 16:09 next collapse

Shame it wasn’t lead poisoning.

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 20 Jul 16:09 next collapse

Please, God 🙏 I don’t ask for much but please let it be an assassination by datura overdose because it would be so funny.

robocall@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 17:16 next collapse

“I can’t go on trial for my corruption charges, I have food poisoning”

TheBat@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 19:35 next collapse

Good luck and godspeed Mr. Poisoning. We’re counting on you.

kokesh@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 19:52 next collapse

I hope he dies.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 20:02 next collapse

only if it painful,

Hawke@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 22:16 collapse

Nope, we should take what we can get.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 22:25 collapse
thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world on 21 Jul 19:44 collapse

Many feel this way about today’s crazy fucking leaders

realitista@lemmus.org on 20 Jul 20:46 next collapse

Do better next time!

rozodru@lemmy.world on 20 Jul 21:12 next collapse

I really hope it was from someone shitting in his cornflakes.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca on 21 Jul 00:27 next collapse

Oh, I do hope it’s serious

Danquebec@sh.itjust.works on 21 Jul 09:54 collapse

How do you let your chief of governemnt get food poisoning?

That must have been intentional, either by interior or exterior enemies.

MTK@lemmy.world on 21 Jul 10:07 next collapse

/s?

IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world on 21 Jul 10:11 collapse

Most likely a lie so he can have a holiday