Indian farmers dress up as bears to protect crops from monkeys (www.aljazeera.com)
from hanrahan@slrpnk.net to world@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 04:31
https://slrpnk.net/post/35409756

Farmers in northern India are dressing up in bear costumes to protect their crops from monkeys. The unconventional strategy comes as residents complain of hundreds of monkeys raiding homes and farmlands.

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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 05:12 next collapse

LEAVE HIM ALONE DHARAMVEER

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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 06:05 next collapse

Or: That time a gullible journalist wandered into the outdoor costume orgy.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club on 17 Mar 08:51 next collapse

The village name, Ber Furrylaya, didn’t raise any questions??

huquad@lemmy.ml on 17 Mar 10:53 collapse

No no, the monkeys really hate when you have just your genitals out

datendefekt@feddit.org on 17 Mar 07:16 next collapse

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Strawberries are tasty, no denying that. But raw potatoes? What are you hiding, Dharamveer?

StillAlive@piefed.world on 17 Mar 08:22 collapse

![](https://media.tenor.com/KDskB0xTY9IAAAAC/potatoes-lotr.gif)

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 08:55 collapse

you got a of backslashes in that string, causing it to not work.

<img alt="A gif of Samwse Gamgees explaining Poh-Tay-Toes aggressively" src="https://media.tenor.com/KDskB0xTY9IAAAAC/potatoes-lotr.gif">

If you turn off markdown you can see what I’m talking about (and if you plug in some alt text between the brackets, it helps with people who are vision impaired.)

ms_lane@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 07:36 next collapse

I feel like Dharamveer should just grow his hair out like that anyway.

ranzispa@mander.xyz on 17 Mar 08:17 next collapse

I had fights with monkeys before. They stormed our house several times. They are scary and organised.

Calfpupa@lemmy.ml on 17 Mar 11:30 collapse

Please share more

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 12:05 next collapse

That’s what the monkeys were saying.

ranzispa@mander.xyz on 17 Mar 15:12 collapse

They’d come up in large groups of 20-50 monkeys and attack a few houses. They’d surround the house, sit on high ground and start causing chaos by jumping everywhere. Their objective was to be able to enter the houses and grab whatever they could. The strategy was to lock everything down so they could not enter. Regular window glass would not work as they’d smash through that. You needed small enough metal bars. Once everything was locked down, and in the meantime you likely had to throw some of them out of the house, you’d need to go out with a stick and send them away. If you didn’t do that, they’d smash everything you had outside. Being outside with a stick was very very scary. They’d stay away from the stick, but you’d have monkeys jumping everywhere around you and trying to hit you in the back. You’d need a few people to be able to send them away.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 08:56 next collapse

to be fair, if i saw that bear cosplay coming my way, I’d walk the other way, too.

terrifying.

MrSulu@lemmy.ml on 17 Mar 09:11 next collapse

North Indian here. This might have been tried somewhere but is not typical. I have not seen or heard before this

SpicyLizards@reddthat.com on 17 Mar 10:32 next collapse

Bear Grillsi suit?

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 13:16 collapse

That’s interesting as heck.