Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 02:16
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I hesitate to think what Canadians will do once the step runs dry. They might stop saying sorry altogether.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 02:45
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When sorry ends I hate to be a bother begins.
assembly@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 02:51
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They could invade Maine which would kick off the Maple wars. They’ll start to eye Vermont and New Hampshire next. The US population will be powerless to resist as the Canadians lull the domestic population into submission with free healthcare and Tim Hortons.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 03:20
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Take away my Krispy Kreme and then you’ll find out the true meaning of war.
Honestly, Canada could take everything north of a line between Pittsburg, NH and Calais, ME (essentially lining up with the NY/VT northern border), and nobody would bat an eye. There’s nothing but trees up there.
Enkers@sh.itjust.works
on 25 Mar 2024 05:50
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Deal. You guys get Alberta and Saskatchewan. Then they can secede with Texas and a handfull of the bible belt states.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 08:12
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they can keep the Tim Hortons, though.
I’ll take the free healthcare.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 08:11
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they’re going to unleash the geese.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 08:24
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 08:26
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Goddamn bot preserving my spelling mistake for posterity 😄
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 08:40
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just because they’re heroes, doesn’t mean they’re not assholes.
I mean, they pretty much had the same solution as a Marvel Super Hero. (and the same rate of collateral deaths, probably.)
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 08:43
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To quote the Frank Zappa song Titties 'n Beer: That’s very very true.
CptEnder@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 08:50
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It’s the only thing that keeps their rage at bay…
Blackout@kbin.run
on 25 Mar 2024 10:30
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corn syrup lurking in the shadows
halva@discuss.tchncs.de
on 25 Mar 2024 10:44
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the last time they stopped saying sorry, we’ve had to write the geneva convention
TechNerdWizard42@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 14:57
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Just in time to overthrow the US Whitehouse… Again. We burned it down once before, we’ll do it again
Minotaur@lemm.ee
on 25 Mar 2024 03:00
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I make syrup out of the tree(s) in my yard.
It’s true. It was such a weird year weather wise that I only got about 2 bottles of syrup. Normally I can get like… 8-10?
A lot of people don’t really know how sap production works, but it really is a pretty limited window
That being said, if you live outside of a maple tree (or some other kinds), go buy a $20 tap or whatever from Amazon. It’s fun and surprisingly piss easy to make syrup at home.
diffcalculus@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 06:38
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That being said, if you live outside of a maple tree
Unless you’re an elf baking cookies, we all live outside of maple trees :-D
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 08:10
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no no, no. they’re hobits. the maple trees are ontop of their mounds.
itwasawednesday@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 08:12
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They love on them. Tap that bark.
tsonfeir@lemm.ee
on 25 Mar 2024 05:06
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The Maple Mafia has reserve reserves.
Leviathan@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 06:12
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All good, Legault seems to think we can survive off of replacing the roof on our piece of shit stadium, no need to fix the environment.
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 15:24
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I saw a documentary that claims the people who run the maple cartel have like a decades worth in warehouses
intensely_human@lemm.ee
on 25 Mar 2024 19:05
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The arrogant bastards!
Treczoks@lemmy.world
on 25 Mar 2024 20:15
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IIRC, the big drop from 2020 to 2021 was due to “inventury corrections”, i.e. someone has “mislaid” large amounts and they had to correct to official amount.
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I hesitate to think what Canadians will do once the step runs dry. They might stop saying sorry altogether.
When sorry ends I hate to be a bother begins.
They could invade Maine which would kick off the Maple wars. They’ll start to eye Vermont and New Hampshire next. The US population will be powerless to resist as the Canadians lull the domestic population into submission with free healthcare and Tim Hortons.
Take away my Krispy Kreme and then you’ll find out the true meaning of war.
Honestly, Canada could take everything north of a line between Pittsburg, NH and Calais, ME (essentially lining up with the NY/VT northern border), and nobody would bat an eye. There’s nothing but trees up there.
Deal. You guys get Alberta and Saskatchewan. Then they can secede with Texas and a handfull of the bible belt states.
they can keep the Tim Hortons, though.
I’ll take the free healthcare.
they’re going to unleash the geese.
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Goddamn bot preserving my spelling mistake for posterity 😄
just because they’re heroes, doesn’t mean they’re not assholes.
I mean, they pretty much had the same solution as a Marvel Super Hero. (and the same rate of collateral deaths, probably.)
To quote the Frank Zappa song Titties 'n Beer: That’s very very true.
It’s the only thing that keeps their rage at bay…
corn syrup lurking in the shadows
the last time they stopped saying sorry, we’ve had to write the geneva convention
Just in time to overthrow the US Whitehouse… Again. We burned it down once before, we’ll do it again
I make syrup out of the tree(s) in my yard.
It’s true. It was such a weird year weather wise that I only got about 2 bottles of syrup. Normally I can get like… 8-10?
A lot of people don’t really know how sap production works, but it really is a pretty limited window
That being said, if you live outside of a maple tree (or some other kinds), go buy a $20 tap or whatever from Amazon. It’s fun and surprisingly piss easy to make syrup at home.
Unless you’re an elf baking cookies, we all live outside of maple trees :-D
Wait, Canadians don’t love in maple trees?
no no, no. they’re hobits. the maple trees are ontop of their mounds.
They love on them. Tap that bark.
The Maple Mafia has reserve reserves.
All good, Legault seems to think we can survive off of replacing the roof on our piece of shit stadium, no need to fix the environment.
I saw a documentary that claims the people who run the maple cartel have like a decades worth in warehouses
The arrogant bastards!
IIRC, the big drop from 2020 to 2021 was due to “inventury corrections”, i.e. someone has “mislaid” large amounts and they had to correct to official amount.
Has the culprit been found?