Trump Mysteriously Boasts That Iran Gave Him A 'Very Big Present' (www.huffingtonpost.co.uk)
from floofloof@lemmy.ca to world@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 07:05
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First_Thunder@lemmy.zip on 25 Mar 07:09 next collapse

IRAN has given ME a GOLDEN oil barrel. I mean, the barrel wasn’t really GOLDEN, it’s just a normal BARREL, but in this day and age, it may as well be. Therefore WE ARE NOW FRIENDS. Thank you for your attention to this MATTER. Pedophile of the United States

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com on 25 Mar 07:26 next collapse

He’s just a little birthday boy getting big presents idk why everybody’s mad /s

Greyghoster@aussie.zone on 25 Mar 07:27 next collapse

Could it be insider trading? Lots of money from illegally using knowledge to manipulate the oil price?

middlemanSI@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 07:37 next collapse

So todays’ agenda:

  • Breakfast
  • Treason
  • Receiving instructions from boss
  • Brunch
  • Treason (other)
  • Nap
  • Dinner
  • Girls & Boys
  • Snack
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 09:20 next collapse

If the leaks from his first term are any clue, you forgot several hours of watching TV and seeking advice from random Fox anchors over the phone each night.

MuskyMelon@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 09:57 next collapse

Market Manipulation is different from Treason and needs its own line item.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 11:59 collapse

Replace snack with hamburders

MolochHorridus@piefed.social on 25 Mar 07:38 next collapse

No. He is just lying. He didn’t get anything. He is backing down like a wee little bitch he is.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 07:54 next collapse

too bad it wasn’t rabbies rabies.

(Painful, incurable. and almost always lethal.)

(Edit because that was an egregious typo in the current climate,)

MuskyMelon@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 09:56 next collapse

Rabies would have been good cause we have seen a rabid, syphilitic fight in one individual in real time.

dickalan@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 16:53 next collapse

rabies?

MrFinnbean@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 17:19 next collapse

No rabbies. And Aidds too.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 19:36 collapse

Yes, I fixed it now.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip on 25 Mar 17:53 collapse

Seems a harsh thing to say, I’ve known some really nice rabbis.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 19:35 collapse

Just to be clear, I was referring to the disease. Not the teachers.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca on 25 Mar 12:06 next collapse

You would prefer he bomb more children just so America can look like a tough guy?

MolochHorridus@piefed.social on 25 Mar 12:48 collapse

Did I say so? No, I didn’t.

I was just referring to news like this that say Iran haven’t negotiated with Trump like he claims. It was a lie by Trump. The present he claims to have had is just another lie most likely.

Trying to make up reasons why he is backing down instead of telling the truth is what makes him a wee little bitch.

https://www.deccanherald.com/world/middle-east/us-negotiating-with-itself-iran-military-spokesperson-mocks-trumps-claim-3943886

potpotato@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 19:09 collapse

The insider trading…

phutatorius@lemmy.zip on 25 Mar 07:51 next collapse

They must have sent him a 12-year-old, bound and gagged, in an oil drum.

30p87@feddit.org on 25 Mar 08:09 next collapse

I hope it’s a very big beautiful bomb

jobbies@lemmy.zip on 25 Mar 10:22 next collapse

Gold-plated golf cart.

Zier@fedia.io on 25 Mar 10:51 next collapse

Was it the 500+ million dollars in bets he placed before he rigged the announcements to win all those bets???
He is a con man who scams everyone, all the time.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today on 25 Mar 11:37 next collapse

Yeah, they made him a nice little movie.🤣

LittleBorat3@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 12:15 next collapse

Oh great so HE got a present, nice 👍 What about Epstein files, gas prices, war in Ukraine etc?

fartographer@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 12:18 next collapse

They faxed a big ol’ dookie to his pants

compast@lemmy.zip on 25 Mar 12:19 next collapse

He is such a grifter

rayyy@piefed.social on 25 Mar 12:55 next collapse

More likely the orange pedophile/felon was referring to the money he made by manipulating the stock market and betting on Polymarket.

kmartburrito@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 13:04 next collapse

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0x0@infosec.pub on 25 Mar 16:05 collapse

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Much more cursed meme using this one

kmartburrito@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 16:26 collapse

I wish it was this one but it had trump in it too, thanks for sharing

engene@lemmy.ca on 25 Mar 14:17 next collapse

Yeah! A distraction from the Epstein files. 🙄

Lor@mander.xyz on 25 Mar 16:33 next collapse

Surrrrrre. He is a nutjob

Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 17:34 collapse

why is this news, why is thie news, this is so fucking stupid and pointless and a waste of my god time finite time. wtf am I even doing here reading trump bullshit slop over and over again in artciles and in comment sections? Fuck I just need to unsub from all this crap. Fuck trump btw, voting blue for the long haul, but I don’t trust established Dems either. I’m fucked. You’re fucked. We’re all fucked. I just want peace of mind. And the news has to go. Sorry for the rant, I’m just exhausted, tried, and pissed the fuck off Trump has invaded my mental space and eroded it so badly I don’t even feel like myself anymore. Time to unplug and reset myself cuz I am cooked…