Kadyrov, head of Chechnya, in critical condition (newsukraine.rbc.ua)
from Geert@lemmy.world to world@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 2023 09:01
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ATQ@lemm.ee on 16 Sep 2023 09:07 next collapse

Recently, he has deteriorated significantly, looks very swollen, and often cannot open his eyes in videos. It is believed that Kadyrov has serious kidney problems, according to Ahmed Zakayev, the former deputy prime minister of Ichkeria, who is in exile.

Sounds like someone has been taking tea with Putin.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 2023 09:16 next collapse

Some people just can’t hold their polonium.

Ducks@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 2023 14:39 collapse

More likely due to all the insane drugs this guy takes. Just google “Kadyrov drugs” and you’ll see he has taken “energy pills” and other “supplements” to make himself “stronger” for years.

SelfHigh5@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 2023 17:19 collapse

Seems to be working!!

Diplomjodler@feddit.de on 16 Sep 2023 09:20 next collapse

There’s a very short list of people where i was genuinely happy to hear they died. It’s reserved for people like Saddam or Gaddafi. This guy is very much a candidate.

Kofu@lemmy.ml on 16 Sep 2023 09:32 next collapse

Talks like he just finished a professional eating competition and lost.

SideshowBoz@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 2023 09:41 next collapse
  • shocked pikachu face * Does Putin think he was part of the coup?
Rapidcreek@reddthat.com on 16 Sep 2023 09:46 next collapse

Karma hammer injury

dansity@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Sep 2023 10:03 next collapse

They do go early these days. Just a coincidence.

Hubi@feddit.de on 16 Sep 2023 10:03 next collapse

I’m skeptical. I keep reading this exact headline about Putin, Kadyrov and Lukashenko. I’m not saying it’s not true this time, but there have been a lot of false reports in regards to this.

vettnerk@lemmy.ml on 16 Sep 2023 16:48 collapse

I think the Luka news about hospitalization were true, though. I might be wrong, but IIRC, it was verified by several sources. Presumably he was in the hospital for “normal” reasons, and got better.

Hubi@feddit.de on 16 Sep 2023 18:42 collapse

Yeah, but the way it was reported sounded like he was about to die.

vettnerk@lemmy.ml on 16 Sep 2023 18:56 collapse

That’s just media doing what they always do: overhype

Teon@kbin.social on 16 Sep 2023 11:41 next collapse

This is how 'god' punishes homophobes.
May he die a painful death!

gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works on 16 Sep 2023 12:35 next collapse

Good.

Die.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space on 16 Sep 2023 13:19 next collapse

Given that his grip on Chechnya is a personal one, and unlikely to smoothly transfer to a successor, and maintained by fear, it may do well for Putin to keep him on life support indefinitely, with functionaries relaying “his” orders to followers. Sort of like Warhammer 40K, or perhaps Weekend At Bernie’s.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works on 16 Sep 2023 14:01 next collapse

And you think someone’s not gonna try to opportunistically off Kadyrov if he’s kept in that state indefinitely?

I see Chechnya collapsing into a quagmire again. There’s still a lot of people living there who aren’t fans of the Russian occupation, to put it mildly.

eestileib@sh.itjust.works on 16 Sep 2023 18:16 collapse

Mess and a half coming up, including potential secession.

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca on 17 Sep 2023 05:29 collapse

Sort of like Warhammer 40K, or perhaps Weekend At Bernie’s.

I fucking love that this sentence now exists.

vettnerk@lemmy.ml on 16 Sep 2023 13:33 next collapse

Oh no, I hope it’s nothing minor

fiah@discuss.tchncs.de on 16 Sep 2023 13:54 next collapse

Best get the champagne ready

Kekzkrieger@feddit.de on 16 Sep 2023 14:10 next collapse

Kadyrov brought a doctor from the United Arab Emirates to Chechnya because he does not trust Moscow doctors.

Wait what i thought he and Pootin were friends?

thorbot@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 2023 16:48 next collapse

It all ends the same, either you fall out a window or die from eating the wrong mushrooms

slurpeesoforion@startrek.website on 16 Sep 2023 19:30 collapse

Correction, drinking the wrong tea.

ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 2023 21:25 collapse

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Rawdogg@lemm.ee on 16 Sep 2023 14:19 next collapse

Why do they all seem to rock the amish look?

kandoh@reddthat.com on 16 Sep 2023 14:57 next collapse

White people with unkempt beards?

pleasemakesense@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 2023 15:34 next collapse
vettnerk@lemmy.ml on 16 Sep 2023 16:50 collapse

Most chechens are muslims. Same reason why other muslims have beards.

[deleted] on 16 Sep 2023 14:49 next collapse
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elouboub@kbin.social on 16 Sep 2023 15:57 next collapse

Wasn't he a Russian puppet?

rbesfe@lemmy.ca on 16 Sep 2023 21:10 collapse

A Moscow puppet who did a good job at keeping the Chechens from rebelling again. Without him it will be interesting to see if they rise up with the Russian army preoccupied as it is

Michal@programming.dev on 16 Sep 2023 16:11 next collapse

In Russia it’s illegal to be critical.

[deleted] on 16 Sep 2023 18:59 next collapse
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Alwaysfallingupyup@lemmy.world on 17 Sep 2023 04:48 collapse

I hear its a condition… 😶

thorbot@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 2023 16:48 next collapse

Get fucked slimeball

phoenixz@lemmy.ca on 16 Sep 2023 16:54 next collapse

Good

Normally I don’t like to piss on someone’s grave, but literally everybody will be better off with certain people gone from this world.

He’s one of them.

ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 2023 21:29 collapse

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nbafantest@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 2023 19:11 next collapse

Itll be interesting to see what sickness he actually has.

afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world on 17 Sep 2023 03:54 next collapse

Thoughts and prayers

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world on 17 Sep 2023 08:03 next collapse

Is his cat okay though?

JoeTheSane@lemmy.world on 18 Sep 2023 00:44 collapse

What about his cat?!

Geert@lemmy.world on 18 Sep 2023 11:39 collapse

Ready to eat his remains