“Hey, Norwegian Nobel Committee, I solved Inda-Pakistan conflict” wink wink

Far right liar Modi upset that professional liar lied.

Shocked Pikachu face.

Isn’t his solution to every conflict basically:

• Announce he’s brokered a peace deal between the parties
• Then tell the parties to just stop fighting right now
• Then demand a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts in stopping the war
• Then sulk when the fighting doesn’t stop because the underlying conflict is centuries old and he didn’t even bother to figure out what the fighting was over let alone talk to the parties in an attempt to negotiate beyond just tweeting at them
• Then Wonder why his Nobel hasn’t arrived in the mail yet

Oh I’m sorry is the dude responsible for meddling with Canadian democracy and the dude responsible for trying to kill Canadians upsettispaghetti? Boohoo