Can you imagine how happy the children will be in Gaza when they are introduced to soccer? Next we should do football! I will talk to the NFL! - DJT (no not actually, /s for the record)

Damn we live in a biting satire, sometimes it just feels a little… too on the nose too soon you know? Honestly though who needs the woke, gay UN when we have Strong FIFA? They are specialists in rebuilding war torn nations and preventing armed conflict.

The disarmament of Hamas terrorists and accompanying withdrawal of Israeli troops, the size of the reconstruction fund, and the flow of humanitarian aid to the war-torn population are expected to pose significant challenges to the board’s effectiveness in the coming months.

The FIFA collaboration plan includes building 50 mini-pitches near schools and residential areas in Gaza, five full-size pitches across multiple districts, a state-of-the-art FIFA academy, and a new 20,000-seat national stadium, FIFA said.

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