But they should put it on trial in front of that terrifying 4’ judge from the meth smuggler’s death sentence That thing is nightmare fuel

Edit: the US puts money on trial allthe time in civil forefeiture cases. They, like, totally make the random pile of money stand trial and it gets its own common law case writeup

Literally the scariest judge I’ve ever seen or heard, altho, weirdly, I low-key kinda want her name to translate to “Slippie”, it just sorta fits