Indian priests invoke heavenly powers for Kamala Harris | The Straits Times (www.straitstimes.com)
from fne8w2ah@lemmy.world to world@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 2024 08:46
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robocall@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 2024 09:11 next collapse

Thank you, Indian priests. Please continue to provide Kamala with your heavenly powers until election day, and then the four years after. Also please make her a progressive.

Deceptichum@quokk.au on 24 Jul 2024 09:17 next collapse

I’d rather wish she becomes a leftist.

SirDerpy@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 2024 10:26 collapse

Society is not ready to hear what a leftist President would feel an immense duty to teach. Most of them still think that if they share ideology then they must make the same choices. They lack the individual wisdom necessary for nuance.

Nice wish. But, bad timing. Hopefully soon.

nogooduser@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 2024 09:21 next collapse

Oh, so it’s bad for Russian trolls and hackers to interfere in elections but it’s okay for Indian priests?

/s

RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 2024 11:32 next collapse

Thanks for the /s. This is funnier than my just woke up and needing caffeine brain was prepared to deal with on it’s own.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 2024 11:40 collapse

I have this image in my head of Hindu priests chanting in front of an idol of Ganesha and really, really good memes just popping up out of nowhere on social media.

Blizzard@lemmy.zip on 24 Jul 2024 09:38 collapse

Not enough mana.

atro_city@fedia.io on 24 Jul 2024 10:05 next collapse

More pylons have to be built.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 2024 10:21 collapse

Where’s the potion vendor?

manucode@infosec.pub on 24 Jul 2024 09:22 next collapse

Clarence Thomas: “Invoking the heavenly powers to win an election violates freedom of religion according to the first amendment and therefore renders Kamala Harris ineligible to run for president.”

fne8w2ah@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 2024 09:24 next collapse

Fuck this traitorous wanker btw.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 2024 10:19 collapse

Flawless legal reasoning there.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 2024 10:18 next collapse

Sure, why not? Couldn’t hurt.

Theoxfordcomma@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 2024 10:21 next collapse

Don’t get fooled by these priests. They had also prayed for Trump’s re-election.

BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml on 24 Jul 2024 16:10 collapse

not in thulasendrapuram

andallthat@lemmy.world on 24 Jul 2024 12:27 next collapse

Good luck with that, Indian Priests. God personally stepped in to save Trump from being shot (not the hero firefighter, who didn’t meet the minimum income requirement of the Truly Blessed). He just took the tip of his ear, which is practically circumcision.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone on 24 Jul 2024 22:44 collapse

I heard she’s 20ft tall.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world on 25 Jul 2024 00:05 collapse

I heard she’s got a brain for a heart.