Pope Francis has died, aged 88 (apple.news)
from aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone to world@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 08:29
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Enzy@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 08:31 next collapse

o7

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 08:32 next collapse

Not wanna be that guy but… Right after meeting with the couchfucker!

I might, for once, hop into the train of conspiracies. For fucks and giggles, that’s it.

Enzy@lemm.ee on 21 Apr 08:32 next collapse

One last diss

What a chad

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 08:43 collapse

He gave the fucker 3 kinder eggs! I’d personally be offended if the pope himself, as an easter present , gave me a fucking kinder egg! I mean, you find those in any supermarket for around 6-7€ each. And that’s the present you give to the VP of “the most important country in the world”? That’s not a diss, that’s THE diss.

djsp@feddit.org on 21 Apr 11:09 next collapse

The AP reported:

The 88-year-old pope offered the Catholic vice president three big chocolate Easter eggs for Vance’s three young children, who did not attend, as well as a Vatican tie and rosaries.

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works on 21 Apr 11:32 collapse

I saw the images. Kinder eggs. They are by no means unique or even good. They are just cheap chocolate with cheap licensed figures. I mean, there are way better eggs if you want to make a meaningful present. He just went with what the fucker deserved. A cheap option for a cheap asshole.

tal@lemmy.today on 21 Apr 12:16 next collapse

They are just cheap chocolate with cheap licensed figures.

Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal in the US, as federal regulations deem them a choking hazard.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise

A 1938 law, the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, prohibits confectionery products that contain a “non-nutritive object”, unless the non-nutritive object has functional value.[34] Essentially, the Act bans “the sale of any candy that has embedded in it a toy or trinket”.[35]

If Pope Francis actually gave Vance’s children Kinder Surprise eggs — as opposed to some other type of chocolate egg — we can reasonably assume that the pope was trying to murder Vance’s kids, and that Vance probably felt that he had to strike before the pope made any subsequent attempts.

nokturne213@sopuli.xyz on 21 Apr 14:14 collapse

we can reasonably assume that the pope was trying to murder Vance’s kids

Sever the bloodline

djsp@feddit.org on 21 Apr 12:33 collapse

I didn’t mean to dispute that. I just checked what you stated and posted what I found for anyone else who, like me, wasn’t up to date on this meeting. I share your assessment.

jerkface@lemmy.ca on 21 Apr 12:36 collapse

They are exotic in the USA, where they are illegal. Clearly the pope was trying to kill Shady Van’s kids.

MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 10:40 collapse

JD Vance killed the pope

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Apr 11:57 collapse

this is a conspiracy I can get behind!

mannycalavera@feddit.uk on 21 Apr 09:01 next collapse

Don’t worry he’ll come back to life in three days

0x01@lemmy.ml on 21 Apr 13:29 collapse

Easter 2, papal boogaloo

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com on 21 Apr 09:12 next collapse

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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 10:51 next collapse

Thoughts and prayers. I’m sure that invisible sky daddy is taking care of him

Litebit@lemmy.world on 21 Apr 12:11 collapse

JD vance argued the pope to death. What is Vance woke obsession with saying thank you and wearing costume suit… seesh…