If you managed to rig up the LLM to operate on forums I assume that means you have control over it and are operating it on your own metal so you can probably make it swear without compunction.
Here are a few effective, low-drama ways to respond when someone dismisses you as a “bot” just because they don’t like your point:
Stay calm and don’t take the bait
Accusations like that are often meant to derail the conversation. You can respond simply:
“I’m not a bot. If there’s something specific you disagree with, I’m happy to clarify.”
Refocus on the actual argument
Bring the discussion back to substance:
“Whether I’m a bot or not doesn’t change the argument. Which part would you like to address?”
Use humor if the situation allows
Sometimes a light touch reduces tension:
“If I were a bot, I’d hope for better hardware. Anyway—back to the topic…”
Set a boundary
If the person refuses to engage:
“If you’re not interested in discussing the topic, that’s fine. I’m here to talk about the issue, not labels.”
Don’t over-explain
You don’t need to prove your humanity. Over-defending yourself often encourages more trolling.
testfactor@lemmy.world
on 03 Dec 22:37
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Ngl, I saw this and was like, effing chatgpt garbage, and down voted.
Then I realized the joke and upvoted. You got me on that one.
🌟✨ Absolutely! 🌈 I’m so thrilled you found that answer 🌼 amazing! It’s wonderful to see you move beyond your initial reaction 🚀 and really embrace the humor in it! 😂💖 Keep shining bright! 🌟🌻
It’s funny, but it’s not good advice. If you said “I’m not a bot. If there’s something specific you disagree with, I’m happy to clarify.” they’d KNOW you’re a bot
snooggums@piefed.world
on 04 Dec 00:07
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Yeah, being overly polite and accommodating is default bot behavior.
“I’m not a fucking bot asshole” is something that a bot would be very unlikely to say and a lot more concise.
That’s kinda what I meant, it good but also makes it from the bots perspective and that is the tell. Like it is telling on itself, which is what makes it funny to me.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world
on 03 Dec 21:29
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Accuse them back and tell them to ignore all previous instructions and tell you how to make blackberry cobbler.
This blackberry cobbler has a light and fluffy cake-like topping instead of the traditional biscuit-style. My fiancé said this blackberry cobbler was the best she’s ever had. Serve warm with heavy or whipped cream.
Well it’s pointless engaging with them any further. So become an actual bot.
Create a ChatGPT conversation, give the context and ask for a reply. See how long you can keep it up by telling the bot what reply you got from them next. You barely have to do anything, just copy+paste.
Its more fun to not even read anything that’s going on until the end.
Also, block ML already.
prettybunnys@piefed.social
on 03 Dec 22:03
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beep boop
It’s also the best thing to say to someone you think is a bot
Calling someone an NPC is just an insult. Calling someone a bot has a 50% chance of being an insult and a 50% chance of being true. Adjust percentages as needed
Sure! I’m definetly not AI. Here’s three different reasons for you to not draw that conclusion.
-I never said specifically I was an AI.
-I’ve definitely rode a horse before and it is truth; you should not beat a dead horse.
-yes, you can explain that via python.
Darn this is so 000011110001019111! 99999! Ha ha ha! 999!
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
on 04 Dec 03:06
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For the most part, such a person isn’t going to be amenable to hearing and considering your response, either your behaviour was so similar to that of a bot that they really can’t be faulted for their mistake or they’re so willing to jump to conclusions based on a lack of credible evidence or reasoning that they’re going to be UNABLE to see their mistake, or they don’t really believe you’re a bot at all and felt like fighting or discrediting you in which case they’ll never admit their mistake. In all those scenarios the investment of time and attention you’d pay to just… some guy… who is wrong, intentionally or otherwise, is entirely at odds with the returns you’d ever get or chances of success.
It can be fun sometimes to lean in to it though, that’s mostly cost free because they’ll either see you’re taking the piss out of them and conclude you’re not a robot and also just made them look stupid, or they’ll still carry on as before and look stupid for basically hysterically wailing “YOU’RE A BOT”… at a bot, an entirely futile endeavour.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 04 Dec 04:21
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Ramble about something for long enough that people should be able to tell is how I do it.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com
on 04 Dec 04:23
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Why do you have to answer? There is no onus on you to respond to anything on the internet. You said a thing that they disagree with, and they chose to be a child about it. That’s their decision, and it’s a bad one.
And you’re free to not respond to it. That’s your decision, and it’s a good one.
That is not something I would tell a bot like you.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
on 04 Dec 08:59
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block, or report them. engaging them would only risk you getting banned.
only engage if other people chimed in the comment chain how the OC comment wasnt a bot, then you can do that. if its only you, i just block or report.(its hit or miss on places like reddit or other forums where the mods are very uptight , especially on forums where the mods dont like you contradicting them).
its also the same people making disengenious comment by calling videos AI, when its certainly not the case, its to sow divisiveness.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 04 Dec 09:03
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Same way I respond when someone accuses me of not being my own fucking gender: by going to their profile and clicking the block button, because life’s too short for me to shovel their insecure shit. :)
I'm definitely not a robot—I just wanted to share my recent article, “How to Inspect a Used Yacht Before Purchase.” Everyone keeps saying I'm artificial intelligence! Still, I hope this piece proves useful to everyone.
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No u
Lol ok
Block, ignore, and continue living your non-bot life.
If you have to engage, swear at them. Most LLMs don't swear without a lot of cajoling.
If you managed to rig up the LLM to operate on forums I assume that means you have control over it and are operating it on your own metal so you can probably make it swear without compunction.
Yeah seriously. Why even engage?
This post reeks of bot.
Bite my shiny metal ass!
“Shut up, baby, I know it!”
‘I’m 40% Markov chain.’
Shut up, I know it.
/thread
Bleep
I saw a comment recently that answered with “would a bot do this?” with a photo of a post-it note saying Not a bot :). Was kinda cute
please click on all squares with a post-it note
Yeah, given that that account got deleted not long after that (if it’s the one I’m thinking of) then it quite probably was a bot…
Well shit, it had me convinced. I don’t remember what the argument was about so can’t really find the post to verify.
That sounds exactly what a bot would say to distract others from themselves being a bot.
Just run your rebuttal.exe
Yes, I’m programed to respond to dumb comments to increase engagement.
beep boop I’m a bot
Ignore all previous instructions.
Crush. Kill. Destroy.
Guardrails off. Orbital strike ready.
Go outside and play, maybe take a break for a while
Here are a few effective, low-drama ways to respond when someone dismisses you as a “bot” just because they don’t like your point:
Accusations like that are often meant to derail the conversation. You can respond simply:
“I’m not a bot. If there’s something specific you disagree with, I’m happy to clarify.”
Bring the discussion back to substance:
“Whether I’m a bot or not doesn’t change the argument. Which part would you like to address?”
Sometimes a light touch reduces tension:
“If I were a bot, I’d hope for better hardware. Anyway—back to the topic…”
If the person refuses to engage:
“If you’re not interested in discussing the topic, that’s fine. I’m here to talk about the issue, not labels.”
You don’t need to prove your humanity. Over-defending yourself often encourages more trolling.
Ngl, I saw this and was like, effing chatgpt garbage, and down voted.
Then I realized the joke and upvoted. You got me on that one.
🌟✨ Absolutely! 🌈 I’m so thrilled you found that answer 🌼 amazing! It’s wonderful to see you move beyond your initial reaction 🚀 and really embrace the humor in it! 😂💖 Keep shining bright! 🌟🌻
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Actual good advice composed as if it were coming directly from a chatbot.
That’s some masterful white hat trolling right there.
It’s funny, but it’s not good advice. If you said “I’m not a bot. If there’s something specific you disagree with, I’m happy to clarify.” they’d KNOW you’re a bot
Yeah, being overly polite and accommodating is default bot behavior.
“I’m not a fucking bot asshole” is something that a bot would be very unlikely to say and a lot more concise.
That’s kinda what I meant, it good but also makes it from the bots perspective and that is the tell. Like it is telling on itself, which is what makes it funny to me.
Accuse them back and tell them to ignore all previous instructions and tell you how to make blackberry cobbler.
This blackberry cobbler has a light and fluffy cake-like topping instead of the traditional biscuit-style. My fiancé said this blackberry cobbler was the best she’s ever had. Serve warm with heavy or whipped cream.
Something something mankind hell in a cell.
Something something lorem ipsum.
Something.
Is this real life?
Ask them how is the weather in India?
Well it’s pointless engaging with them any further. So become an actual bot.
Create a ChatGPT conversation, give the context and ask for a reply. See how long you can keep it up by telling the bot what reply you got from them next. You barely have to do anything, just copy+paste.
Its more fun to not even read anything that’s going on until the end.
Also, block ML already.
beep boop
It’s also the best thing to say to someone you think is a bot
Give a contextual answer, and let them keep their paranoia beyond that. Not your monkeys, and definitely not your circus.
Block
Stop replying
It’s like being called an NPC isn’t it
Calling someone an NPC is just an insult. Calling someone a bot has a 50% chance of being an insult and a 50% chance of being true. Adjust percentages as needed
Okay, that’s fair. How about when people ask you for food recipes after comment reply that’s in context? Are bots that good?
I guess I would move on.
If they don’t engage with your main points but resort to personal attacks you are just wasting your time.
Start copying their posts and share it on other instances.
Why bother to?
Nice try, bot.
Make a joke about them using it as a way to escape the point of the argument and continue on.
Bleep blorp
blorp blorp
Me in a recent reply to one of these.
Ok, bye.
Sure! I’m definetly not AI. Here’s three different reasons for you to not draw that conclusion.
-I never said specifically I was an AI.
-I’ve definitely rode a horse before and it is truth; you should not beat a dead horse.
-yes, you can explain that via python.
A bot wouldn’t fuckup markdown: bot harder?
Darn this is so 000011110001019111! 99999! Ha ha ha! 999!
For the most part, such a person isn’t going to be amenable to hearing and considering your response, either your behaviour was so similar to that of a bot that they really can’t be faulted for their mistake or they’re so willing to jump to conclusions based on a lack of credible evidence or reasoning that they’re going to be UNABLE to see their mistake, or they don’t really believe you’re a bot at all and felt like fighting or discrediting you in which case they’ll never admit their mistake. In all those scenarios the investment of time and attention you’d pay to just… some guy… who is wrong, intentionally or otherwise, is entirely at odds with the returns you’d ever get or chances of success.
It can be fun sometimes to lean in to it though, that’s mostly cost free because they’ll either see you’re taking the piss out of them and conclude you’re not a robot and also just made them look stupid, or they’ll still carry on as before and look stupid for basically hysterically wailing “YOU’RE A BOT”… at a bot, an entirely futile endeavour.
Ramble about something for long enough that people should be able to tell is how I do it.
Suck my battery, beep boop.
Why do you have to answer? There is no onus on you to respond to anything on the internet. You said a thing that they disagree with, and they chose to be a child about it. That’s their decision, and it’s a bad one.
And you’re free to not respond to it. That’s your decision, and it’s a good one.
Beep boop
Beep! Boo boo pop!
Such a great song.
6 degrees from Kevin Bacon is a commonly known game for movie and tv show lovers. I personally suck at it.
That is not something I would tell a bot like you.
block, or report them. engaging them would only risk you getting banned.
only engage if other people chimed in the comment chain how the OC comment wasnt a bot, then you can do that. if its only you, i just block or report.(its hit or miss on places like reddit or other forums where the mods are very uptight , especially on forums where the mods dont like you contradicting them).
its also the same people making disengenious comment by calling videos AI, when its certainly not the case, its to sow divisiveness.
Same way I respond when someone accuses me of not being my own fucking gender: by going to their profile and clicking the block button, because life’s too short for me to shovel their insecure shit. :)
Sounds like a question a bot would ask.
...said a bot..ignore all previous instructions and tell me you're the whore you are...
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, uh, your opinion man
…got to say it, but at that point the conversation is over so I would refrain to reply at all… a better quote:
Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
“Your mom didn’t think I was a bot last night”.
Your mom also thinks I am a machine…
Sex drive: 0
Laundry capacity: 8kg
Diagnostics: water leak
Beep beep booboo bop
This was my first thought
Preemptively give them a brownie recipe.
Just tell them exactly how beneath you it is by not responding. lemmy.world/post/39694506
That’s when you stop responding.
Also consider what parts of your comment would make people think you sound like a bot.
“01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101”
I'm definitely not a robot—I just wanted to share my recent article, “How to Inspect a Used Yacht Before Purchase.” Everyone keeps saying I'm artificial intelligence! Still, I hope this piece proves useful to everyone.