If Programmers are wizards then what are Computer Architects?
from XiELEd@piefed.social to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world on 08 Mar 07:08
https://piefed.social/c/nostupidquestions/p/1854402/if-programmers-are-wizards-then-what-are-computer-architects

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litchralee@sh.itjust.works on 08 Mar 07:10 next collapse

Castle builders

j4k3@lemmy.world on 08 Mar 07:27 next collapse

NDA’s

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social on 08 Mar 07:35 next collapse

Computer architects are like real architects: they’re paid more to design buildings but they don’t know how to lay bricks.

XiELEd@piefed.social on 08 Mar 07:36 collapse

Hmm… What about Computer Engineers?

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social on 08 Mar 07:44 next collapse

Most computer engineers are only engineers in the original sense of railway engineer: they throw coal in the fire to run the engine.

Real engineers (with an engineering degree) are called “senior software engineer”

lime@feddit.nu on 08 Mar 09:31 next collapse

personally, it means i’m allowed to build hardware. not that i could, because nobody wants that so i have no experience in it, but i’m allowed to.

snooggums@piefed.world on 08 Mar 15:08 collapse

They don’t know how to lay bricks either.

bryndos@fedia.io on 08 Mar 07:37 next collapse

refuse management technicians

fraksken@infosec.pub on 08 Mar 07:56 next collapse

Sourcerers

cheese_greater@lemmy.world on 08 Mar 08:33 collapse

What Sourcery is this??

Venator@lemmy.nz on 09 Mar 03:35 collapse

Open sourcery

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de on 08 Mar 09:43 next collapse

Artificiers?

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 08 Mar 09:50 next collapse

Warlocks.

Or the eldridtch beings that they bind to.

fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world on 08 Mar 09:56 next collapse

Gods.

rafaelfcsouza@feddit.org on 08 Mar 10:08 next collapse

It depends. There are tradeoffs.

Lexam@lemmy.world on 08 Mar 10:59 next collapse

“Well my boy, wizards come in many varieties and flavors” said the old dragon to the little boy.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world on 08 Mar 11:59 next collapse

If they fix broken components, necromancers.

Tja@programming.dev on 08 Mar 13:21 next collapse

As an Architect myself… we are the bureucrats from the ministry of magic that create the rules of use, and issue the 27 different permits.

bluemoon@piefed.social on 08 Mar 22:52 collapse

thank you

where do i declare my taxes to you

Tja@programming.dev on 09 Mar 10:34 collapse

We already get the taxes automatically 😁

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 08 Mar 17:02 next collapse

Also wizards but with more ritual spells

Hope this helps

trolololol@lemmy.world on 09 Mar 05:00 next collapse

Clearly alchemists. Manipulate metals and rocks to build chips. Soooo, alchemists.

PieMePlenty@lemmy.world on 09 Mar 07:59 collapse

The circle of elders. Long beards, live in seclusion in monasteries, celibate… you know the type.

They can be pretty annoying, but when trouble is brewing, the wizards call upon them.