[serious] when was the last time Donald Trump went swimming, has he ever swam?
from sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world on 06 Oct 00:14
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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world on 06 Oct 00:16 next collapse

Probably one of the dozens of times he went to Epstein’s Caribbean island. I mean, if he isnt a pedophile (apparently), what else would he be doing there?

AreaKode@lemmy.world on 06 Oct 00:36 collapse

I was only there for the snorkeling! Everything was very above board. But the kid thing really sullied the whole operation.

db2@lemmy.world on 06 Oct 00:24 next collapse

The pool would turn brown within moments. They’re probably all “out of order” when he’s around.

porksnort@slrpnk.net on 06 Oct 11:16 collapse

It would look like the aftermath of a Nestea plunge.

(An old tv commercial reference)

Eewww

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 06 Oct 00:37 next collapse

He swims in a pool of fat sweats and diaper leavings every day.

sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz on 06 Oct 00:49 collapse

I could never envy that person

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world on 06 Oct 02:05 next collapse

Cue Scrooge McDuck diving into a pool of coins.

sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz on 06 Oct 02:07 collapse

ITS NOT A LIQUID!!!

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social on 06 Oct 03:11 collapse

He should absolutely try it anyway. Maybe after the Fed mints those coins with his face on it. Just give him a room full and let him dive in head first.

Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org on 06 Oct 02:07 next collapse

I can easily imagine a pool by that mini palace in Florida.

swordgeek@lemmy.ca on 06 Oct 05:36 next collapse

Why do you ask?

sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz on 06 Oct 12:39 collapse

Why 'bout you answer 😬

jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org on 06 Oct 09:10 next collapse

That’s so weird, I was just having that conversation with my SO. We’re convinced water is his nemesis. He’s like the aliens in Signs.

Blackmist@feddit.uk on 06 Oct 09:30 next collapse

Does he look like he swims? Or do any exercise for that matter…

fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world on 06 Oct 12:07 next collapse

He drowns in his own BS every day.

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world on 06 Oct 13:35 collapse

Wish he’d try it and drown.