How come roosters crow but crows don't rooster?
from A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world on 08 Sep 14:11
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dan1101@lemm.ee on 08 Sep 14:18 next collapse

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Slovene@feddit.nl on 08 Sep 14:22 next collapse

Don’t they roost, though?

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world on 08 Sep 14:55 collapse

Oh shit

kambusha@sh.itjust.works on 08 Sep 14:32 next collapse

Too busy murdering.

Deestan@lemmy.world on 08 Sep 14:41 next collapse

For the same reason cows moo but a moose don’t cow.

tourist@lemmy.world on 08 Sep 14:49 next collapse

this is multidimensional wisdom

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca on 08 Sep 15:57 collapse

Moose do actually cow. They are incredibly scary and imposing.

Deestan@lemmy.world on 09 Sep 05:50 collapse

My mind has been shattered.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world on 08 Sep 15:23 next collapse

Crows can’t crow. 🤯

Alteon@lemmy.world on 08 Sep 16:15 next collapse

Roosters don’t crow, they cock-a-doodle-doo. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 08 Sep 17:58 next collapse

“Rooster” is a word Puritan assholes made up so they didn’t have to say “cock” and thereby admit the sexual nature of humanity. By which they, ironically, admitted the sexual nature of humanity.

winkly@lemmy.world on 09 Sep 16:03 collapse

A flock of cocks crow at dawn while a murder of crows roost in their nests.