What is the safest way for a partially disabled person in the USA to use prison for food and shelter as an alternative to dying homeless in a gutter on a cold rainy night?
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 19:20 next collapse

Shoplift food until you get caught and go to jail.

If you get caught without going to jail just keep shoplifting, at least you’ll always have food.

Chip_Rat@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 22:15 collapse

Just make sure to do it from Walmart or Lowblaw or some other government teet sucking price gouging corporation.

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 16 Aug 2024 19:21 next collapse

Ideally you want to go to a shelter first, because if a shelter is dangerous or unclean you can just leave (unlike jail). If you can’t find a shelter that has space for you, the next best thing is to sleep somewhere visible but somewhat sheltered and out of the way. Church doorways are ideal since if they find you they will usually offer you help rather than call the cops on you.

If none of those avenues are available to you, hit up your local library. If they don’t outright have a social worker on staff they’ll know how to put you in contact with one and help you with applying for benefits that can at least keep you fed, and will hopefully know how to most effectively get you in line for housing.

j4k3@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 19:40 next collapse

I’m too physically limited for range of mobility like this. I can’t seem to find anyone that can diagnose what is actually wrong with my spine. It is in a rare region and complex. Nothing major comes up in a radiologist’s MRI report, and neurosurgeons all come with a severe legislatively induced allergy to anything complicated to diagnose or work on. Of 13, only one spent the time to get into the weeds and it was only to make up a legally plausible narrative reason to claim I needed several fusions. They only took the time because they were about to lose their license for malpractice (something I had no clue about at the time). There is no such thing as a House like spinal doctor that will observationally diagnose a person regardless of their ability to treat or the risk involved. If they diagnose the issue they will face subpoenas and lots of time wasted to bureaucratic nonsense. The only options appear to be paying several thousand dollars for a shady lawyer that can bribe their way through the hoops of capitalist privateers or homelessness/suicide. This is Los Angeles where there are 100k homeless within 100 miles of where I lay. There are no available social workers, and every shelter is beyond full. Even the homeless that try to group to help each other are attacked like rabid feral animals by orders of the criminal Newsom. I need a more effective plan.

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 16 Aug 2024 20:09 collapse

I’m sorry you’re going through all that, I’m living in LA and also disabled from spinal issues so I’ve experienced a lot of what you’re talking about as well. I’ve basically resigned myself to ‘smoke weed all the time’ being the extent of medical management of my pain, because doctors can’t/won’t do anything else for me without potentially making other problems worse. Back problems are awful and not having any concrete answers is just about as bad.

What part of LA are you in, roughly, if you’re OK sharing? If you’re able to ride public transit I’d be happy to search around to try to find more resources near you.

In addition to getting arrested being dangerous, sleeping on a jail cot is probably going to be absolutely godawful for your back, at least as bad as sleeping in a doorway. If you’re sleeping on the ground outside you at least have some control over your environment, compared to jail.

j4k3@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 20:48 collapse

Thanks. I’m in south OC and not in any present danger or state of mind. I was just denied disability for the second time in 4 years and trying to talk myself into mental options available beyond lead or fentanyl as my ultimate outcome.

Holding posture for longer than an hour has cascading repercussions that last days to weeks. If I am upright, ie. sitting or standing, I am hurting. After around an hour of endurance, I will be unable to sleep well enough to recover. I barely ever sleep six hours a day at most and even that is rather low quality. I turn into a zombie if this lasts for more than a week or so. At that point I start showing signs of severe sleep deprivation and mental instability typical of any human in such a state. My entire life revolves around avoiding this state. I have plenty of money and security for now, but no way to effectively support myself long term. I’m well above average and mentally capable, but I go through periodic ups and downs that are unpredictable. Stupid minor things can injure me. The lows disconnect me from a professionally competent state of mind, and I’m generally irritable enough to not be very pleasant to be around in person. I want to be, and be myself, but the best way to put it is that my pain is constant and like living with a neighbour that always plays annoyingly loud music; EVERYTHING I do is forced to shout over that noise. It is like my internal voice is shouting over that noise and I must listen carefully to hear it. Sometimes it is just too noisy and hard to focus past it. When I am upright holding posture in any way, the noise is slowly getting louder. In physical terms, it feels like I give you a 1lb dumbbell and tell you to hold it at shoulder height with your arm fully extended–easy… at first…but try doing it for an hour. I’ve stubbornly pushed WAY past it to prove to myself it is not a mental thing. I was on the floor of a restaurant writhing in sharp shooting pain when a long time friend came to visit. I didn’t sleep for days and took almost 2 months to recover to the point of sleeping 6 hours for the first time.

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 16 Aug 2024 22:39 next collapse

I’m sorry dude, I’ve had a lot of family members go through the wringer trying to get disability as well. The one and only person I’ve ever known to get it first try was dying of cancer. The system is made to make people give up when they’re least able to fight it, it’s sickening.

I’m not familiar with any of OC so I’m not going to be any more helpful than a Google search on that front. But oh man, do I hear you on what the lack of sleep from pain does to you. I feel lucky I’m able to get 6-7 hours most nights, minus time spent waking up and trying to get comfortable. Thank fuck Ikea makes comparatively inexpensive foam mattresses. If you aren’t on gabapentin already, it helps with nerve pain and makes a decent sleep aid.

Are you familiar with the idea of pacing? It’s a strategy recommended for patients with ME/CFS to prevent triggering relapses, and I’ve found those ideas to be a useful way to manage chronic pain as well, on the preventative end.

Good luck man, I’ve been dealing with this shit for over half my life at this point. It sucks and it’s hard and it’s not fair and we might actually be living in one of the worst countries to be dealing with chronic medical issues. If you feel like wanting to scream and beat someone bloody over it, well, to me that’s pretty understandable.

sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz on 17 Aug 2024 00:07 next collapse

My symptoms are similar to yours, if not quite so bad. I can’t walk more than about 50 yards, or stand for more than 10-15 minutes. I have tried for disability after my physical issues made me quit my job (after a couple of decades being a teacher for the same school district). I moved back in with my parents. Sucks to be in my 50s and stuck like this, but at least I have a roof over my head. I’m in north OC. There is zero help until you run out of all options and all money. It’s really fucked up. Good luck.

FarFarAway@startrek.website on 18 Aug 2024 05:54 collapse

I have nerve issues. My nerves just move around, usually due to an injury, but not always. Never had a doctor diagnose me properly. They wanted to fix my knee cap surgically or tell me that my pelvis moves. If I bend, or sleep, or lift the wrong way something moves. I can’t keep a bent position very long, and sometimes my knee just randomly hurts after walking. Sometimes I get shooting pains in my elbows.

I know this sounds ridiculous, but, finally I got word of a guy from mexico, he was really old and most likely dead by now, but he was known as a massage healer. He would zero in on the spot and just work his magic. After going back a few times, it would stay mostly stay in place. I did have to exercise a bit (walking was enough) so the muscles would keep the nerve in place, but I could do so pain free.

Either way, I got too lazy and of course the pain came back. I’ve been to a couple other people who claim to do what he did, but its never worked the same. Closest anyone ever got to keeping me pain free for any amount of time, was a sports masseuse.

I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of someone in your area like that, but it might be worth a shot. He would tell stories of how he helped all sorts of people with all sorts of aliments. This guy was well known in the Hispanic community, and people would come from other states just to see him, for all sorts of issues. If someone like this exists around you, they should be too hard to find if you ask the right people. Worst that can happen is you get a massage.

originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com on 16 Aug 2024 19:49 next collapse

totally doesnt answer the original question

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 16 Aug 2024 19:57 collapse

That’s a question without an answer, because there is no safe way to get the LAPD to arrest you.

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GrammarPolice@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 22:28 collapse

I’m white, so I won’t be murdered on sight

I don’t think this came out the way you envisioned it

BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca on 16 Aug 2024 20:07 next collapse

Of course there is, be White and Rich.

originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com on 16 Aug 2024 20:18 collapse

Kk

michaelmrose@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 02:10 collapse

A shelter is normally dorm style sleeping arrangements with lunatics and meth heads sans food or anywhere to be during the day. Not all places will even offer food or medical even

Bobmighty@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 10:51 collapse

Sounds like all jails barring a shitty yard to walk in for a bit each day. The food is also often spoiled or otherwise fucked up somehow. OP mentioned having a highly specific and hard to pin down spinal disability. Jails and prisons are much more likely to make that far worse.

Basically every problem people can think of will often apply to jail or prison and OP wont be able to leave when they want. Plus, when they get out, they’ll have new debts to pay, and a shiny new record to carry around for the rest of their lives.

Honestly though, I think OP is just baiting.

j4k3@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 19:25 collapse

Not baiting. Just trying to convince myself that lead or fentanyl is not my only option within the decade and after my folks die. If those are my only options, it is hard to justify remaining a burden to them in the interm, and holding off the inevitable. This is the depressing reality. All those homeless people out there; the majority are in my shoes but just further down the timeline. This country has a policy of coerced suicide as a social safety net.

I was disabled by a terrible driver while riding a bicycle to work 2/26/14. I was the Buyer for a chain of bike shops, riding on a designated bike route, an amateur racer, on a $4500 demo bike, in a nice area, close to the beach. I’m you, on a bad day with some shit luck. This is your reality too. You are one bad day away from where I lay right now. You’re not smarter or better. You can not account for a driver that pulls directly into another SUV suddenly and sends the second car into you. No skill or intuition or caution can save you from such a circumstance. It doesn’t matter if you’re on a bicycle, in a car, walking, or even laying on a couch in your living room. This kind of event can still find you. When it does, in the USA, you will be pushed into homelessness, destitution, and an anonymous death on a cold rainy night in a gutter. This is the American standard of ethics and morality; yours and mine; our standard of ethics and morality.

“Bad things happen when good people do nothing.” -MLK

I did nothing in practice. So I am part of the problem. All I can do is tell you of the reality. I am you, after a single bad day at the hands of someone else. I don’t even remember the crash or anything due to my head injury. I woke up from a blank darkness suddenly with the last thing I remembered was riding and being in motion on a beautiful February morning.

Bobmighty@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 19:58 collapse

The real answer that anyone can realistically give you is to fight for your life and dont give in to despair. You can have your time to despair of course, but dont let it swallow you. Thats pretty general and beyond that, it’ll be advice to seek out programs that help which is also general and not always helpful.

Your life is your own and flavored with so many variables that internet people can only help so much. I won’t give you advice, but I will tell you who I am and maybe that will help in some small way.

I am a double leg amputee. A hip disarticulation on the left (no leg at all) and an above knee amputation on the right. I was a 35 year old professional driver with a six month old daughter when the accident that took my legs happened to me. I had no fault in it and had no way of seeing it coming. It was something I was forced to deal with. I was in a coma for a month.

I woke up to endless pain, an ended relationship that was rocky anyway and a body so weak I had to start from scratch on even basic things like opening a can of soda. I was told I would have to use a power chair because of how damaged I was. I worked to be stronger than that and I succeeded, despite my endless phantom limb pain sometimes driving me insane. I use a manual chair by choice and I can do many other things I was told I wouldn’t be able to do again. Being legless and poor didn’t even stop me from meeting my wife, who is doing crafts with my daughter next to me.

It’s been a decade since the accident and my life is more solidly grounded now then it ever was when I was able bodied. I faced enormous pain and physical challenges and still do, but I’m glad of it. It was the forging fire that revealed who I am now.

There is a you that is looking back from a decade in the future. Who do they see in you now? The beginning of some maudlin end without even a fight, or the spark that eventually became your fire? If I can get through the shit, so can you.

j4k3@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 22:21 collapse

::: spoiler Thanks. I appreciate the story and support. I certainly have no idea what it would be like in your situation. I was an amateur bicycle racer. I was folded backwards and had most of my features in my neck, but all of my pain has always been thoracic (between the shoulder blades). My limitations are not just pain but more like a muscular failure that posture causes. I wish I could sit in a chair. I mean no disrespect when I say this, but I would trade my legs for the ability to hold my head up and hold posture.

In cycling and racing, it is more of a mental sport than a physical. A crit is a formal type of bicycle race set up around an industrial park loop or a city block type of environment. It involves around 50-100 people and lasts anywhere form 20 minutes to 1 hour for each class of racers. By the last few laps, you’re blood oxygen is super low and all of your blood flow is going to your legs. The pain is extreme and everything in your body is saying hell no. The last lap is all about strategy, being sharp, and self aware. At the same time, it feels like I have the mental capacity of a toddler. The game of it becomes this internal battle between instinct, intellect, and how that aligns with chance and the way 10-15 other people on the front are coping with similar constraints. The physicality differences are negligible under most circumstances at this stage. It largely comes down to who has the highest pain threshold in the moment.

For me cycling has always been this fascinating struggle of overcoming pain perception. This is my background relative to what I call pain. I hurt a tremendous amount all of the time. If that is all I had to deal with, I would be fully functional. My old physical therapist for 2 years started trying to invent tools to help him with deep tissue massage because I wore him out unlike anyone he had ever worked on. I told him, “blood sweat or tears, otherwise you’re not pushing me hard enough.” I stopped pushing like that after I broke my scapula from pushing too hard. That is when I started developing a better routine empirically that got me off the rollercoaster of major ups and downs and allowed me to get more consistent sleep. Still I’m slowly degrading. I fight, but I fight with routine structure.

No pain meds change what hurts in my back or the length of time I can endure, they only impact my cognitive function and how much I care. I guarantee that something muscular inside of me is broken or loose or damaged in some way. A more advanced future state of medicine would likely fix me without issues.

I’ve also gone down twice on the bike since the broken neck and back. Both times I had broken ribs. Both times I just rode back home, because that kind of pain is a joke to me. When my ribs swell like that, I actually feel better. Both times, for two weeks I felt the best I have felt in 10 years. An epidural injection on both sides of my Spesious me felt great as well, but only lasted 3 days. So all I need to do is break some ribs and I am functional again. You’d think that would mean something to someone in medicine, but no dice.

It probably sounds crazy, but having something that is clearly able to put me in the disabled category would in many ways make my life easier, but that part is just a minor issue. The really hard part for me is that I can’t really be around other people. I often regret my words in person. I can’t suppress the pain to the point of fully masking it. I can’t do anything in the outside world with dignity or be myself. The act of getting dressed and transportation is already placing me under extreme stress. Laying in bed, I toss and turn. I’m always uncomfortable and deeply sleep deprived. I dread any upright activity, but wake up in a cold sweat every day from being in the same positions for too long. Anything that helps with this level of pain causes me to stay in the same positions longer and that leads to pulls, strains, and a much larger cycle of minor ups but much lower downs. I can’t get assistance like I need. I’ve tried to date and meet people, but I am not myself, and the physical cost to try is enormous. I have nothing to offer anyone. The thought of burdening someone else, on top of the physical and mental cost were simply untenable for me. I have to manage me mental state and sleep first above all else.

That is why I love a place like Lemmy. I can write, reread, and think out my words in a way that feels like who I want to be, like I am myself in a way.

For you it seems to have been the fire. For me, I was already a freaking torch. The hard thing for me was acknowledging and coming to terms with my limitations and making the best of what I can do and what I have. I’m already in a prison of sorts. It can always be worse, until you’re not around to talk about it. I’m glad you found yourself. Indeed, I was a car nut that built engines, owned

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club on 16 Aug 2024 19:21 next collapse

I’ve heard of some people robbing a bank. The banks will generally give you the money if you threaten them and the camera will usually make it easy to identity you as a robber. You don’t even need a gun, you just have to threaten people.

j4k3@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 19:43 collapse

There was someone years ago that used a bank/prison to get their cancer treated. I was thinking along these lines. Wear clothing that can not conceal anything, pass the teller a note, place a squirt gun on the counter, pass it to them, and then lay on the ground until police arrive.

logicbomb@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 20:12 next collapse

I generally disagree with the entire plan, but if you’re going to do anything like this, there is a large difference between getting caught with a weapon and not. Maybe even a squirt gun. You do not need to have a weapon to get convicted of robbing a bank.

Steve@startrek.website on 16 Aug 2024 22:50 collapse

Any suggestion of a weapon makes the robbery charge “aggrevated”

Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 16 Aug 2024 20:23 collapse

Former bank employee here. You don’t need a squirt gun. Theoretically you can walk into a bank, tell the teller you’re robbing them and demand $1, then sit patiently on a bench and await police. The problem is that the judge at your sentencing will see that you are not truly a danger and give you probation. You will also have to pay fines.

Bear in mind that prison is not free. You are charged every day you are there, and will receive the minimum care to keep you alive.

The best option is to get a bus ticket to a part of the US with fewer homeless folks and good safety nets, then get a social worker. They will require that you don’t have any living family who can help, so bear that in mind.

protist@mander.xyz on 16 Aug 2024 20:58 collapse

+1. There are homeless shelters all over the US in every state, with varying services and capacity. Los Angeles is one of the worst cities for homeless services due to the weather keeping so many people there, it’s a much easier place for people to live outside year-round than Michigan or Texas, for example.

ThePantser@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 19:39 next collapse

Walk into a police station and state you just killed someone. They will lock you up, just be coy about who and where the body is and they will keep you locked up, maybe. If you want out just recant and say you just wanted some shelter. Without a body or a crime scene you will be free to go. IANAL or a cop so I could be 100% wrong in my scheme.

AnarchoNoAdjective@lemmy.ml on 16 Aug 2024 19:42 next collapse

Would it be possible to volunteer some time to an organization like food not bombs I heard they were getting fines and arrested for distributing food. You could possibly secure some food, help the community and still potentially go to prison for not paying the bogus fine.

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 19:45 next collapse

I feel icky responding to this because it highlights how shitty society is at taking care of our less fortunate, but if I was inclined to get myself into jail I would probably start with shoplifting the things I need to survive like food, camping supplies, etc. Very low risk of violence and if I don’t get caught, hey I’m better off.

Eventually I’d get caught. Then I can just keep not showing up for court and shoplifting food. Eventually I’ll get thrown in jail and when released I start all over. After enough times I’d graduate from county jail to prison.

I’m not recommending this course of action, but it’s probably what I’d do if that was my goal. Nobody gets hurt.

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RattlerSix@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 19:47 next collapse

I think you’d definitely want a federal minimum security camp. Think more along the lines of mail fraud or some other white collar crime.

bender223@lemmy.today on 16 Aug 2024 19:49 next collapse

Sorry about your situation. You bring up a good point. Our economy and gov is so shit about housing, that it actually does make sense to commit a crime to have a place to stay. I’m guessing, it would be better to commit some kind of non-violent white collar crime? I don’t know. I’m not a lawyer. This just sucks. Sorry. 😔

bobburger@fedia.io on 16 Aug 2024 19:54 next collapse

You probably want to go to a minimum security federal prison. The easiest way to get there that I think of is check fraud.

You'll need to write a bunch or bad checks in as many states as you can, or send them through the mail. You'll need to do this a lot, and for a pretty significant amount of money otherwise they'll just give you probation of some sort.

Having a disability might be a problem though; if it costs too much medically to keep you in prison they'll just out you back on the street as a compassionate release.

AmidFuror@fedia.io on 16 Aug 2024 21:11 collapse

Do they have conjugal visits?

Varyk@sh.itjust.works on 16 Aug 2024 19:59 next collapse

for less drama, you could “steal” property from someone you know and they could helpfully press charges so you can get arrested.

just a heads up, most prisons in the US are pay to stay, so you’ll accrue debt while inside, and depending on what state you’re in you might have to put up a copay for your medical care.

I’d advise doing a little research and committing your inoffensive bank robbery or the like in the right area.

SonicDeathTaco@lemm.ee on 16 Aug 2024 20:42 next collapse

Be white.

Chozo@fedia.io on 16 Aug 2024 22:02 next collapse

I'm not sure how LAPD handles it, but I know that in a lot of cities, the police may just let you go if they think you're using jail as free shelter.

A buddy of mine spent a couple years homeless here in Austin, and would do low-level crimes like vandalizing things just to get picked up by the cops. He said that the police stopped arresting him after a while, and figured it was because he wasn't escalating his crimes at all; he didn't want to hurt anyone, he just wanted to sleep indoors for the night.

I'm sure LAPD is similarly too overworked and their jails too overcrowded to keep you there for more than a night or two, honestly.

j4k3@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 22:15 next collapse

I understand, and I will hurt myself long before I would consider hurting anyone else. Fortunately, or un- depending on perspective, I am extremely capable of creative thinking in the abstract intuitive sense, and nearly what one might call competent at the applied sciences. I can think of many ways to be dangerous. White collar would be most effective in that sense. I could be an advanced script kiddie if I tried. It is not hard to devise a plan that would induce a strong response to make an example out of.

This post is primarily therapeutic; to feel like I can call some degree of attention to the frustrating reality. And to feel a little less hopeless and abandoned in the evenings following another denial of disability after waiting 2 years, and for the second time. My folks are showing their age, and existentialism is creeping in occasionally.

Steve@startrek.website on 16 Aug 2024 22:53 next collapse

Digital vigilante? Target health insurance / medical billing companies plz.

Madison420@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 00:52 collapse

Sneakier, just add legitimate disability documentation into the relevant system and bump yourself to the front of the interview/validation process.

It’s a crime sure but not a particularly harmful one and if you never get caught you still get what you actually want without having to feel to terrible about breaking a law since it’s government ineptitude that got you into the situation in the first place and civil disobedience is legal and an exceptionally drawn out process for cities and states to fight.

notfromhere@lemmy.ml on 17 Aug 2024 03:00 collapse

Have you tried getting an entry level remote IT job? There are also sites that essentially hire for small programming projects, etc. Might not be steady but might be enough if managed well.

Steve@startrek.website on 16 Aug 2024 22:51 collapse

Piss on the front door of the jail? idk

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 22:36 next collapse

I saw a video where a guy “robbed” a bank of $1, with a “gun” that was actually a snickers bar. Then sat in the lobby and waited for the cops.

That seems like a good way to rob a bank, which is a federal crime, while not hurting anyone. And the tellers would even be able to figure out whats going on.

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca on 16 Aug 2024 23:47 collapse

That sounds like a good way to get shot…

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 00:41 collapse

By a bank teller?

Deceptichum@quokk.au on 17 Aug 2024 00:54 collapse

By a cop.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 01:24 collapse

Cop comes in, sees you sitting in a bank lobby chair, knees crossed, and you think the first thing he’d do is just start blasting???

Look, I think cops are despicable too. Theres even a comment in my recent comments about the Uvalde cops where I rip them a new asshole.

But this is kind of a stretch.

ICastFist@programming.dev on 17 Aug 2024 01:31 next collapse

If you’re not white, yes, better say your prayers before the cops arrive, even if you’re just chilling there.

Delphia@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 03:45 next collapse

I saw a paper once that your risk of getting shot is inversely proportional to the severity of the situation up to a point.

Adjusted for frequency you are more likely to get shot during a traffic stop than a armed suspect call because they arrive expecting an armed suspect and act accordingly, every traffic stop could turn into a shootout even if it isnt likely to so they tend to overreact.

P00ptart@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 04:27 next collapse

Have you been to America? This is reality.

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca on 17 Aug 2024 07:57 collapse

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P00ptart@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 08:08 collapse

Childish Gambino is a national treasure. He could be such a bigger star if he wanted to be.

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca on 17 Aug 2024 08:14 collapse

Hip deep in the Pepto

I got five on her like Ben Folds

I got more tail than that PetCo

You faker than some Sweet’N Low

Yeah, you got some silverware

But really, are you eating though?

bamfic@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 05:52 next collapse

Trayvon Martin would like a word with you

Pandantic@midwest.social on 17 Aug 2024 10:11 collapse

Guy who shot Trayvon Martin wasn’t a cop.

clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 16:49 collapse

Honestly? In America, if you’re white, you’re probably fine. Black though, evidence and all of American history tells us otherwise. America is racist, and cops seem to be even more so.

L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works on 16 Aug 2024 22:37 next collapse

Low effort high sentence crime like credit card or check fraud. Represent yourself in court and be a complete ass to maximize the jury’s dislike of you, no sob stories reveal zero empathy for what you did. Try to find that sweet spot between minimum security prison, but long sentencing. Make a friend in jail and start a “fight” with them the day before your probation hearing or something to extend the behavior without angering the guards/warden too much?

It’s a pretty high risk low reward strategy, but the risk is mostly because it’s hard to get into a “good prison”. Also make sure you do it in a state with free prison, some states are pay-to-stay prison, though I guess that could open the opportunity for loan fraud and another sentence if you do get out?

Deestan@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 23:23 next collapse

pay-to-stay prison

That sounds utterly evil

sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz on 17 Aug 2024 00:02 collapse

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I just learned this the other month. It is so fucked up.

Breezy@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 00:51 collapse

Similar thing for me, i learned about a month or so ago that prisoners are forced to work. I always thought it was a choice, no no no. If you dont work you can be punished in jail for not being the proper slave that you are.

Facebones@reddthat.com on 17 Aug 2024 02:33 next collapse

So much of our justice system would fix itself overnight if we overhauled the 13th amendment which makes inmates legally slaves.

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org on 17 Aug 2024 09:54 collapse

Work can actually be a very good approach for resocialiding inmates. However, this only works if its done right. In Germany you can actually learn a new job while being in prison so that you actually have a chance to find a job ANF make money when you come out of prison. You can also get some money from the work you did on the day you leave so this is a great opportunity for inmate to get back into society and not being forced to do crimes for a living.

oldfart@lemm.ee on 17 Aug 2024 14:01 collapse

Arbeit macht frei!

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org on 17 Aug 2024 15:29 collapse

Schwierig.

avattar@lemmy.sdf.org on 17 Aug 2024 12:39 collapse

I like your idea. Some kind of non-violent high reward fraud. If you don’t get caught, it’s free money. If you do, it’s all part of your plan.

Hyrulian@lemmy.world on 16 Aug 2024 23:16 next collapse

Damn it’s sad that this post even exists. I hope things get better for you chief.

MNByChoice@midwest.social on 16 Aug 2024 23:40 next collapse

If you are set on this, then do crimes that, if successful, would improve your life.

Steal billions of dollars from bad corporations. Steal food to live, trespass to be in shelter.

Personally, I would try to go to the cheapest town and get on benefits. Each state has a really cheap place to exist. There are usually no jobs, but often friendly people.

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sartalon@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 00:54 next collapse

Let us know which town. Sounds like it’s already full of trash.

tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 01:01 next collapse

Oh boo hoo someone fell in the no-empathy soup as a toddler

MetaCubed@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 02:05 next collapse

Do you mind answering why you feel this way about homeless people? You or I could be among them tomorrow for all we know, I would hope that someone wouldn’t feel that animosity towards me.

Fleur__@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 02:23 next collapse

Remember lads if you see a sketch username saying inflammatory stuff, it’s bait.

bradorsomething@ttrpg.network on 17 Aug 2024 02:32 collapse

“Except if it’s me or my family.”

Delphia@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 03:47 collapse

Yeah, rob a bank. If you get away with it, great. If you dont 5 years room and board.

Today@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 00:24 next collapse

Jail can be incredibly expensive!

harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Aug 2024 00:32 collapse

Exactly! Make sure it’s a felony otherwise you might be billed for every day you’re in jail. Plus, a good enough felony will get you to prison for a good long time. Basically, anything with “grand” in the front of it.

Today@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 01:52 next collapse

You can end up paying room and board, mandatory counseling, classes, drug tests, etc. Plus phone calls are outrageously expensive. It’s a total racket.

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml on 17 Aug 2024 02:50 collapse

How does that work if you don’t have money or just don’t pay? I mean what are they going do? Put you in jail?

Droechai@lemm.ee on 17 Aug 2024 04:47 collapse

Take a piece of all future income until it’s paid off of you pass away. At least here you can personally bankrupt once in a life time and live on “lowest livable” amount of money for five years and then get the debts “forgiven” except those accrued during the five year period.

It’s a hassle to apply and get granted though, usually not the privacy invasion invasion a recently released care to subject to

bamfic@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 05:59 collapse

Some joker robbed a US post office in my town a year or so ago. Federal felony.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca on 17 Aug 2024 09:03 collapse

Is that the guy who demanded $1 from the teller and then just sat down to wait for the cops?

bamfic@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 22:59 collapse

No he got away. Not sure if they ever caught him

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Mango@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 01:34 next collapse

Don’t be in New York.

Illuminostro@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 05:06 next collapse

What’s the safest way for peasants to rid themselves of a dictator who is killing their young men in a stupid vanity war?

mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml on 17 Aug 2024 06:54 next collapse

The myth that you can go to jail and it’s free board and food is exactly that, a myth.

You’ll pay for it one way or another.

It’s peddled by conservatives who think that jail is some kind of walk in the park. Sure there are nicer prisons but it’s still prison. No one really prefers it to being out on the street.

j4k3@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 07:12 collapse

The alternative is worse for me. I can not survive on my own. Debt is irrelevant in death as an alternative.

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Aug 2024 23:12 collapse

I’m a little confused. It sounds like your pain and disability issues would be exponentially worse in a prison environment. What little relief you get now would be gone. What little activity you are capable of now would be gone. You would be a vulnerable person locked up with loads of people who are experts at exploiting vulnerability. You aren’t even guaranteed that the elements won’t kill you in there—there are recent cases of prisoners dying from summer heat indoors due to no A/C.

Given your options, I would seriously consider a city that tolerates homelessness over intentionally choosing prison. It will be a hell of a lot easier to dig yourself out of homelessness, if you ever do, than it will be to outrun the reputation that comes from a major conviction.

I think you need to be way more realistic about what your options actually are.

j4k3@lemmy.world on 18 Aug 2024 01:07 collapse

You’re thinking in terms if financial and sustainable self sufficiency. In the context of the post, you’re implying I should just kill myself, whether you intend it or not. I can not survive on the street. I am unemployable. It takes everything I have just to manage staying alive and I still need someone to help me with shopping.

I get it. I wish I had never regained consciousness that day. There are many days I would like to make that a reality. In this country, that reality is not my choice to make. Without family to support me, I am lost to the murder factory of a disgusting and deplorably evil country. This is what I am spotlighting with this post. A country is its people.

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 18 Aug 2024 02:23 collapse

I’m not in any way trying to imply that you should kill yourself. I’m implying that there are dangers with both homelessness and prison, but at least with homelessness, there is the possibility that circumstances will change for the better. Prison guarantees your circumstances for the duration of your sentence, guarantees that the conditions will be punishing, and guarantees a stigma that will make you even more unemployable than you say that you already are.

My only point is that I believe the dangers of prison match or exceed the dangers of homelessness, and you should seriously consider that there are ways to be homeless that are safer and less awful than others.

If you can’t survive on the street, I don’t see why you think you’d make it in prison.

ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Aug 2024 08:19 next collapse

Carry out targeted attacks on the people and institutions that create the situation that you’re in. Find other people in a similar situation with little to lose; there is safety in numbers. If people affected by this banded together, the problem would cease to exist.

UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works on 17 Aug 2024 09:22 next collapse

Head a story of this one dude who as soon as he got out of jail he would go sit in the middle of the road until he got arrested again.

Valmond@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 12:13 next collapse

If you went to sweden and made some enough bad crime, you’d get ss and food and shelter til they figure out how to ship you back.

Ot find a european soulmate to marry!

Anticorp@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 16:49 collapse

Something tells me that someone this desperate doesn’t have money for a passport and a plane ticket.

Valmond@lemmy.world on 18 Aug 2024 08:01 collapse

Take a survival loan, use a credit card, if it’s that urgent.

BobGnarley@lemm.ee on 17 Aug 2024 12:41 next collapse

Anything drug related.

If you grow a few mushrooms they can charge you with manufacture and give you like 10 to 20 years.

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bjornsno@lemm.ee on 17 Aug 2024 14:18 collapse

Help I’m destitute, what should I do? Step one: buy Bitcoin.

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surewhynotlem@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 12:49 next collapse

Go to Walmart. Eat whatever you want. Sleep there

If they call the cops on you because of theft or trespassing, there ya go.

Bonus points if you find a way to do this without getting caught and live there a while.

Or start a Tiktok account and a go fund me, and tell your story on TT. Sometimes you can reach the right person near you to do something

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 13:25 collapse

If I had the money, I’d pay to watch this. I watch Extra Cheesy Broccoli on YouTube a bit; Steve Wallis isn’t homeless, but does a lot of stealth camping in unusual places.

Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Aug 2024 00:25 collapse

If I had the money, I’d pay to watch this.

Okay, never mind. THAT’S the most dystopian thing I’ve read all day.

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world on 18 Aug 2024 05:01 collapse

I spend my days scraping dog shit off the floors of grown adult human beings’ apartments. There’s a lot wrong in the world.

Trollivier@sh.itjust.works on 17 Aug 2024 13:11 next collapse

This is the most dystopian thing I’ve read in years.I’m so sorry this has to be considered :(

Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 17 Aug 2024 14:44 next collapse

I’m not sure prison is ever safe, but I’m sorry you’re at this point in your life. I hope things get better soon

badbytes@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 15:56 next collapse

Commit a white collar federal crime. Cushy prison conditions.

Anticorp@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 16:48 next collapse

There was an old guy a couple decades ago that walked into a bank and handed the teller a note that said “This is a robbery. Give me one dollar!”. Then he went and sat down and waited for the cops. If memory serves, he did it because he needed some dental work and couldn’t afford it.

EnderMB@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 16:52 next collapse

How much money do you need to ensure that this doesn’t happen, and how would this equate to long-term security?

Outside of this, have you considered moving to a country with a viable welfare state that takes care of people with disabilities?

douglasg14b@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 17:24 next collapse

Outside of this, have you considered moving to a country with a viable welfare state that takes care of people with disabilities?

Ah yes, with all that money, paperwork, and jobs this person probably doesn’t have…

Other countries don’t want America’s destitute.

EnderMB@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 18:10 collapse

There isn’t enough information in OP’s response to say if they are working (but still struggling), or able to move on a young worker’s visa. Disabled can mean many things, and either I’ve missed context somewhere - or you’re making some huge assumptions on OP’s situation.

douglasg14b@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 18:30 collapse

They literally say in the title “use prison for food and shelter as opposed to dying homeless in a gutter”.

This states, in not unclear terms, that the context here is being disabled and so poor that food and shelter are inaccessible.

j4k3@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 18:36 collapse

I don’t know a number, nor would such a thing remain valid long term. I am not capable of full independence. Within a home, I can barely function on my own, but shopping is not possible. In my experience, all of the home delivery food options locally are scams where the store only sends the smallest, oldest, and lowest quality goods available on a shelf. This greatly increases the cost of already inflated comestibles. The variability is untenable for sufficient calories. I mostly eat one meal a day which I make every 8-10 days and eat the leftovers each day. I need a physical therapy routine that involves a bicycle, internet, and a phone to call for help if I get stranded on a bike somehow, which is super rare but happens once every 3-4 years. That is about it. I can’t travel at all. I don’t bother with a license. I could, but there is no point to the expense relative to my limitations. I’m on a slow decline, and will probably die early.

I’m not just in pain with my posture issues. Things inside my back move out of place and lock up in weird ways. I feel pain and issues in very unnatural ways. The places that I hurt feel like the interior forward side of my spine. It involves lots of little muscles and things that a person does not have conscious awareness of normally. It is almost like I am missing some kind of primary muscle and am using a bunch of smaller muscles to make up the difference. When I try and stay upright, those small muscles begin to fail in a cascading order and I have no backups left. I physically cannot remain sitting upright or standing at that point. I cannot do anything that involves remaining upright. If I stay in my controlled daily routine, I can lay propped up at nearly 45° for extended amounts of time, but any pushing will force me to lay flat to completely disengage the muscles. Even then, I’ll often have pain induced contractions and spasms for days to weeks if I push myself to remain upright for too long.

No country takes welfare refugees. Getting a visa involves proving you are not such a person, either through employment or static wealth.

EnderMB@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 20:16 collapse

I’m really sorry to hear this.

On your last point, this would largely depend on the country. I say this as someone that has worked with charities that cater to those that are less able, albeit usually with children or young adults that have moved with family. I know first-hand that it is possible - at least to the UK as I had worked on HCI for accessible online resources. Obviously, every case is unique, and it sounds like if you cannot travel this wouldn’t work for you. Most countries have specific rules for those with disabilities, and it would ultimately depend on if you’re alone or if you have family that can support you. It’s complex enough that you’d probably need to speak to a lawyer and not a random software engineer on Lemmy to see what your options are. Hell, if prison is a viable option for you, it may be worth seeing (free) legal advice for your options, or perhaps speaking to whoever your local representative is to see if they can support someone struggling this much.

It sucks to say, but the reason I mentioned an amount is because people set up GoFundMe for things that are less severe than your situation. If you are at a point where you’re seriously considering prison as a way to survive, I’m sure the fediverse could rally to help in some way, even if it’s just enough to ensure you can afford some more food for the next few months.

j4k3@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 21:07 collapse

::: spoiler Thanks friend. I am not so bad off at the moment. I am unfortunately quite aware of the direction I’m headed. I struggle to avoid thinking about it at this point. I’m deeply motivated to try and make something of myself but after 10 years I empirically know my limitations. That hopeless frustration is quite destructive.

As mentioned elsewhere in comments, this post was primarily intended as therapeutic to help with the depressing news of getting denied disability for the second time in 4 years. I expected the negative outcome and the news itself does not bother me per say, but such negatives tend to compound with the guilt of burdening my family, and social isolation factors. I’m trying to stop a potential spiral before it starts by using the feeling of i increasing awareness of the problem through hyperbolic expression of a logical potential solution I use as a mental mechanism to tell myself that ending things now is not just an acceleration of an inevitable eventuality. From that perspective, your actionable enthusiasm is very helpful to me. Thanks. One day I will likely need you or someone of the like. Hopefully it doesn’t come to that, but I do not invest emotion in such hope after the disappointments life has dealt me. I don’t value sympathy like I do actions and understanding. So thanks again, for the attitude that matters most to me.

Grimy@lemmy.world on 17 Aug 2024 20:13 next collapse

As a form of protest, you could try to trespass into the white house in an obvious way. That would definitely get you jail time and maybe a GoFundMe. I figure if you have a sign, they won’t shoot you.

xmunk@sh.itjust.works on 17 Aug 2024 20:19 collapse

There is no safe way to do this - you should find a shelter - even if it’s shitty and religious.