Has a woman ever orgasmed digitally via subwoofer?
from cheese_greater@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 11:18
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Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org on 25 Aug 11:28 next collapse

See the movie “Private Parts”! (Howard Stern)

cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Aug 11:32 next collapse

“Woman”? Probably. “Human female”? Most likely.

Girls figure out from a much earlier age, on average, that most guys are comfortable knowing, that vibrations in that area feel good. So even without thinking about sex or pursuing orgasm, they will seek out things they can straddle that move in a way that feels good. One of those things, if you’re around enough girls or a girl long enough you learn but maybe wish ya didn’t.

dingus@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 14:36 next collapse

I’ve always been broken in that regard I guess. How do I make vibrations feel good?

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 22:22 next collapse

“Woman”? Probably. “Human female”? Most likely. what?

Jarix@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 00:20 collapse

I highly suspect this is why there are so many women who love to ride horses

kurushimi@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 11:41 next collapse

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Very concerned for you.

But really, we have over 4 billion women alive right now, and you asked ever. The subwoofer was patented in 1964. Worked up some estimates that there have been 9-10 billion distinct humans alive since 1964, so that’s 4.5-5 billion women.

If none of them ever did what you proposed I’ll eat my hat.

pmk@lemmy.sdf.org on 25 Aug 19:22 next collapse

“If at least one of them never did what you proposed I’ll eat my hat.”.

The way this is phrased means that if there is 1 or more who never did it, you will eat your hat.

kurushimi@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 20:41 collapse

Fixed. I need to review truth tables…

cheese_greater@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 18:47 collapse

True && True -> …

6stringringer@lemmy.zip on 25 Aug 19:29 collapse

Sooo the odds are pretty good. Conversely some of the goods may be pretty odd.

Makhno@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 11:42 next collapse

bonk

RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 16:59 next collapse

In the American version of Ghosts!, one ghost (Hettie) very much enjoys sitting on the washing machine for this reason.

BlueEther@lemmy.nz on 26 Aug 06:57 next collapse

No I’m not going to duckduckgo that for you

frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world on 26 Aug 23:31 next collapse

I feel mildly concerned that I even bothered to attempt to understand what that even means

curiousaur@reddthat.com on 27 Aug 01:21 next collapse

Absolutely, yes. I dated a girl for years that would orgasm when the wind blew. Not quite, but you get the point

When she was bored she could squeeze her thighs together and make herself cum. She couldn’t ride a bike, her eyes would would roll back and she’d almost crash. She would spontaneously orgasm simply from arousal, which was fun because she’s orgasm repeatedly while giving blowjobs. She would absolutely orgasm from the vibrations of a large woofer.

nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Aug 02:09 next collapse

she seems cool

shalafi@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 02:47 collapse

Had a gf like that, well, not that crazy, but she could easily have vaginal orgasms. LOL my god, I could make her vibrate until she passed out.

“I conjure thee by Rosaline’s bright eyes,

By her high forehead and her scarlet lip,

By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh,”

Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone on 28 Aug 01:16 collapse

No. Subwoofers don't have fingers.