How do you cut a cucumber so that the round slices don't roll all over and off of your cutting board?
from ascallion@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 04:42
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nocturne@piefed.social on 16 Feb 04:47 next collapse

I use a mandolin usually. But also when cutting a cucumber, i usually cut it into quarters lengthwise before slicing it.

jrubal1462@mander.xyz on 16 Feb 04:47 next collapse

I don’t. I make one careful, lengthwise cut, then I slice up the halves to get a bunch of semi-circlss. Mostly, I just do this so the cucumber stays planted on the board better (for safety), but not losing the round slices is a nice secondary benefit.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 16 Feb 04:48 next collapse

Cut it just down to the skin so the skin holds it together but can easily be broken when you go to plate/put in a bowl with stuff.

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 04:51 next collapse

Cut the slices at a slight angle so they tilt over if they roll.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 16 Feb 08:20 collapse

i was taught to do it that way,

dcoe@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 04:52 next collapse

I don’t. Raw pickles are disgusting.

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 16 Feb 05:00 next collapse

>:(

cecilkorik@lemmy.ca on 16 Feb 05:26 collapse

My cousin thought pickles came from a different plant than cucumbers and it was glorious, we will never let him live it down.

albbi@piefed.ca on 16 Feb 07:12 collapse

Better check if he knows which plant grows raisins.

Bratosch@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 05:14 next collapse

How round are y’alls cucumbers?? When I slice it the pieces just tip over

Skullgrid@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 05:19 collapse

I’ve sliced cucumbers for many years. I have yet to frequently encounter the same cylinders OP is buying. they usually have a more flat side, or just tilt the knife a little after you cut and the cucumber is stuck to the knife.

Sharkticon@lemmy.zip on 16 Feb 05:21 next collapse

Thats just simply never been an issue for me when cutting cucumber…

Iconoclast@feddit.uk on 16 Feb 05:22 next collapse

Cut thinner slices? Idk. That never happens to me and I slice cucumber daily. I don’t think I could make a slice roll even if I tried to - they just fall over.

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Feb 05:23 next collapse

Angle the blade slightly so it’s not perpendicular to the cucumber.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 16 Feb 05:25 next collapse

A few ways you do it.

First is for bigger cukes only, really. You cut it in half first. Seems like it isn’t answering what you actually asked, but there is an upper limit to how big a slice can get before it’s too big. So once a cuke is much bigger than maybe an inch and a half (a little under 4 cm) wide, cut it in half first.

Second is to sacrifice a slice length wise. Take your knife, cut a ribbon off of one side,and you’ll have a flat part thru not only reduces/prevents rolling slices, it also makes the job easier. It’s a little less pretty maybe, but effective.

Third is to slice at an angle. The rounds then fall over before they can roll. It’s also visually appealing, if maybe not better than standard slices.

Fourth, use a barrier. Some damp paper towels (or cloth ones) placed on the edge of your cutting board will stop the slices from going past. Yeah, you can use dry ones, but they tend to move easier, so paper towels will blow away (and cloth ones get knocked away by errant elbows.) But any barrier will do tbh. A long handled spoon, your honing rod, whatever.

Fifth, use a jig. I’m not aware of any brands, but there’s veggie cutting jigs with even slice sizes. They have the side benefit of holding things like carrots, cukes, or zucchini and keeping the slices in place. Haven’t used one in ages, so I’d have to go searching for a link, and you can do that just as easily; but if you can’t find anything, holla back and I’ll see what I can find. But you can make your own with a little ingenuity and access to a band saw or even the right hand tools, but the plastic ones are cheaper and lighter.

Sixth is using a damp towel on your cutting surface. I wouldn’t do it, but if you pay attention to what you’re doing, you won’t fuck up the towel and it does work. Has to be damp though, something about that makes the skin grab better than on a dry one.

Seventh is using your hands and speed. If you’re feeding the cuke along with the ol’ claw finger technique, and slicing/chopping fast, they don’t get a chance to roll.

As an alternative to that, the eighth I’m aware of is to partially slice through on your first pass, then come back and finish. The slices don’t roll. Won’t work on more fibrous veggies, but stuff like cukes or zucchini will stay in place just fine. Takes longer though.

Tbh though, I’ve always had more trouble with carrots, even with very thin knives that don’t wedge much. Which, that helps too, btw. If you pick up a cheap Kiwi nakiri (kiwi is a cheap brand of stamped steel knives, but they rock for some jobs better than the fanciest and most expensive knives. Try one with onions and you’ll see what I mean for sure), you’ll have way less wedging, so there’s less force applied along the side of the slice, meaning they don’t roll as much.

Shit, you could probably just push the end of the cuke/zucchini against something weighty as you slice and as long as you don’t push hard, it would at least reduce the force the slices would roll with, meaning they wouldn’t go far.

Sharp knives also reduce the problem because they go through with less force, leading to less motion as the slices part from the body of the veg.

Legit though, doesn’t matter what you do, you’ll have some escapees with thick slices. Cukes are much rounder than most similar shaped veggies, and often have smoother skin. So they roll easier than most. Like I said, I had more trouble with carrots, until I got my techniques down and knives that let me do the job smoothly. A decent knife with a thin profile, kept sharp and used appropriately to the design of the knife tends to apply the force in a way that slices fall laterally rather than roll. Plus, if you slice conservatively, the force you’re applying across the veg doesn’t have enough energy to get the slice moving much. That’s easier with a well maintained knife.

Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKwE1jHNEww

This is an adaptive system, but the jig they have on it is the first example I found.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works on 16 Feb 07:11 next collapse

For your carrot problem, get the really fat bulk carrots, which (at my grocery store anyway) are not woody and very tasty. Peel it as usual, noticing you only have to peel one or two. You’re now perfectly set for your first cucumber solution, cutting it in half lengthwise, or maybe even quarters because carrots are a firmer bite. Personally I start cutting off the fat end and work towards the tip, because you have more to grip for better control on the harder slices, and if your last ones are a little thicker they’re also small.

ascallion@lemmy.world on 17 Feb 05:43 collapse

Thanks! This is really helpful. I think it’s the slicing things at an angle I’m missing when doing them whole

just_another_person@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 05:36 next collapse

Mandolin

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 09:52 next collapse

So I got myself a mandolin, and the hippie who sold it to me asked if I wanted to join his band. Now I play the mandolin (very badly,) for a hippie band. The music sucks but the weed is great.

just_another_person@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 10:31 collapse

Was it this pack of savages? They seem like a rowdy bunch, but great song.

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 15:32 collapse
MIDItheKID@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 16:22 collapse

And a chain mail glove.

Not joking. You can get them cheap and they will save your finger tips.

Mandolins usually come with those plastic things to hold the food you are slicing, but I always find them to be awkward and kinda sketchy. Like they can slip off the track and send your knuckle down on the blade etc.

Chain mail glove.

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works on 16 Feb 07:50 next collapse

Use a potato peeler to turn the surface into a polygonal prism rather than a cylinder before you slice

Pudutr0n@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 07:53 next collapse

Great question. You’ll need a really sharp knife.

First you carefully place the cucumber on a cutting board and then dispose of it in a garbage can. Then get a big hunk of cheese from the fridge and take a generous bite off it, chewing thoroughly. Bite and chew the cheese over and over again until the cheese is no more. If you do this right, you can work through a pound of cheese in about 5 minutes.

This way there will be no round slices rolling all over and off your cutting board. Oh and you didn’t need the sharp knife for this, but it’s good to have one.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 09:50 collapse

The sharp knife is for later. To deal with the giant brick that’ll come. Eventually.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 16 Feb 08:19 next collapse

you cut it diagonally so it falls on its side instead of rolling off.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Feb 08:26 next collapse

Is…is…is your chopping board level?

ascallion@lemmy.world on 17 Feb 05:39 collapse

Yes! I don’t know, they just take off on their own sometimes…

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz on 16 Feb 10:11 next collapse

Is this where you live ?

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P1nkman@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 14:01 collapse

The angle of the image hurts my brain.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 10:21 next collapse

So, I would recommend starting with Basic knife skills.

I have a few guesses here, the first being is that you’re moving the knife weirdly. Maybe it’s a Dull knife and the extra force required is making things go whonky.

Maybe you just have a small cutting board. And would benefit from a large one that just lives on the counter. (Small boards are for presentation, imo.)

Edit: As a side note, if you do find your knife isn’t sharp… you don’t need to spend a whole lot on water stones. They’re “the best” because of tradition. the aluminum oxide stones he mentioned sucked. Arkansas stones are good, but you were never going to get a razors edge on one. But the modern standard is the diamond stone.

And diamond stones turned out to be pretty inexpensive lately. You can get a lasts-a-lifetime stone for 15-20 bucks

If you don’t want to use Amazon (please consider not,) you can get them from any woodworking supply store like rockler or woodcraft or whatever you have where you are.

howrar@lemmy.ca on 16 Feb 13:14 collapse

Do the diamond stones need any kind of maintenance? I’ve read that you need to regularly flatten the surface of your typical whetstone.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 14:43 next collapse

Not really, no.

Water stones are designed to abraid off. Their reason they were the gold standard is that the slurry it formed from that abrasion is what removed material (and it did so quickly.). But it abraided only where you used it so it would eventually need to be lapped back into flat.

Diamond stones are diamonds that are sintered or otherwise imbedded into steel plate. Once they’re worn in (basically weakly bound diamonds rubbing off,) they’re generally going to last.

Sometimes there’s issues with them, and the thin ones (like what I linked,) sometimes get bent or whatever (which is why it’s common for woodworkers to glue them to a board,) but with a modicum of care, they’ll last a long time.

(keep some water on the stone, wash it off and dry it, don’t store it someplace it’ll get rusty,)

For the record, diamond stones are now the lapping plate for most people who still fork over for the water stones. Another option that was good enough was to go outside and find some concrete that looked flat.

HumbleExaggeration@feddit.org on 16 Feb 18:59 collapse

From personal experience I can tell that once I went for the basic knive sharpener, the mean sharpness of my knives increased significantly. Yes, the whetstone makes them sharper, but it takes so much tile that I usually used my knives far too long before I sharpened them again. Once I got some basic knives sharpener (thebthings you pull your knive through), I suddenly started to sharpen the knives the moment I noticed they became a little dull.

howrar@lemmy.ca on 16 Feb 20:23 collapse

Definitely. For the average home cook, that convenience is much more valuable than making your knives extra sharp.

Nemo@midwest.social on 16 Feb 13:06 next collapse

partial peel three to five stripes all the way around, so it’s a mix of flat and round edges

or just cut on a bias so you end up with ovals instead of circles

or get a cutting board with a gutter

etherphon@midwest.social on 16 Feb 13:14 next collapse

Usually I hold the cucumber when I’m slicing it. I never had this issue but I guess it’s probably my knives, if you have a santoku or nakiri knife or even a big chef’s knife the slices will usually stick to it.

HubertManne@piefed.social on 16 Feb 22:16 collapse

our knives are crappy as heck and they usualy either stick or fall flat. They have rolled off but its not such a common occurence or avoidable enough for me to even consider it an issue.

etherphon@midwest.social on 16 Feb 22:19 collapse

My knives aren’t great either, I buy the cheap Kiwi knives from the Asian market, they’re easy to sharpen and I don’t feel like I’m going to mess them up haha. I do have some nicer ones but I use the Kiwi ones most.

HubertManne@piefed.social on 16 Feb 22:27 collapse

My mistake. When someone says what their knives are I assume their good.

etherphon@midwest.social on 16 Feb 22:29 collapse

They’re types of knives, a nakiri is a Japanese knife especially for cutting vegetables :)

MIDItheKID@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 16:18 next collapse

If you’re willing to spend the money, get a Ken Onion knife sharpener. It’s a belt sander specifically designed for knives and tools. You plug it in, adjust it to the angle that you want, and pull your knife through while powering it. It’s way faster than any sharpening stone, and has almost no learning curve. You can put higher/lower grit on it depending on what you need. Got a chip in a knife? Hit it with low grit and grind it down until the chip is gone (yeah you will lose some knife, but as far as I know there’s no way to add metal back to a blade). Want to just touch up your knives? Use medium-high and then high grit. Shit, you could sharpen a butter knife to a razor if you’re so inclined. It’s a bit of an up-front investment, but it’s a great fool-proof way to sharpen knives really fast.

notsosure@sh.itjust.works on 16 Feb 18:08 next collapse

I use a blender for food, for all other purposes I insert it whole.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 19:19 collapse

I, too, insert my cucumbers whole. 🥒

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 18:36 next collapse

I use a mandolin over a container.

Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip on 17 Feb 14:34 collapse

Sterilize it first.