With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?
from Mothra@mander.xyz to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 03:04
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edgemaster72@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 03:07 next collapse

I don’t think I’ve ever eaten cake with a spoon before, sooo… I’m gonna go fork, myself.

Bonesince1997@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 03:39 collapse

Save the spoon for your significant other.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org on 16 Mar 03:08 next collapse

Fork for real cake, spoon for ice cream cake.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 08:27 collapse

Ice cream cake is real

Mothra@mander.xyz on 16 Mar 08:56 collapse

I’ve read the cake is a lie in many places, I wouldn’t be so sure

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 16 Mar 03:08 next collapse

Regular cake? A fork.

Ice cream cake? Spoon.

over_clox@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 03:17 collapse

You already know where I’m going with this, time to upgrade your woodwear homie!

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Kolanaki@pawb.social on 16 Mar 03:19 next collapse

lol

My sister has some blank utensil things (wood blocks meant to be made into spoons and forks). Imma send her this and tell her to make it 🤣

over_clox@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 03:22 collapse

I call it the Kitchen Weapon, and yes the cross section is just press fit, easy to disassemble for actual use believe it or not.

Feel free to copy the design, I just made it on a whim to hang over the kitchen sink.

db2@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 04:23 collapse

Sporknife.

over_clox@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 04:32 next collapse

Hey, when you see cake, come prepared…

sukhmel@programming.dev on 16 Mar 11:17 collapse

Sporfe

Nemo@slrpnk.net on 16 Mar 03:11 next collapse

Butter knife and fingers in casual situations, fork in semi- and formal situations.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 03:12 next collapse

I’m not above using whatever is available, but the correct answer is fork.

RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Mar 03:12 next collapse

Spoon normally, any cake I stab with a fork falls off so I might as well use a spoon.

over_clox@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 03:16 next collapse

Umm, does this count? I carved it myself, and sometimes actually use it…

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 03:23 next collapse

Spork! Obviously!

lordnikon@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 03:25 next collapse

Chopsticks I eat it slower and thus enjoy it more

disregardable@lemmy.zip on 16 Mar 03:37 collapse

Do you also cut bites of it with the chopsticks?

lordnikon@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 04:50 next collapse

Yep make a few holes then tear it sway for the next bite.

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faythofdragons@slrpnk.net on 16 Mar 03:55 next collapse

*holds up spork*

blarghly@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 04:30 next collapse

Cakes disintigrate if you try to stab them, and often fall off a fork if you try to balance pieces on it. The socially acceptable answer is fork, but that’s for groupthink-following losers who probably went to college and shave every day.

Intelligent people like myself use a spoon.

undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch on 16 Mar 04:45 next collapse

Fork. I hate when the spoon can’t be easily cleaned by the mouth which tends to be the case when it comes to cake. Yuck

Mothra@mander.xyz on 16 Mar 08:26 collapse

Yup and the deeper the spoon the worse it is! Agreed

HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Mar 04:53 next collapse

Fork.

hperrin@lemmy.ca on 16 Mar 05:04 next collapse

Who the fuck eats cake with a spoon??

jol@discuss.tchncs.de on 16 Mar 07:40 next collapse

You sound like a lovely person open to other cultures and perspectives.

hperrin@lemmy.ca on 16 Mar 08:54 collapse

I don’t care what someone does, but if I’m serving cake, it’s coming with a fork. Just like if I’m serving soup, it’s coming with a spoon.

sukhmel@programming.dev on 16 Mar 11:18 collapse

I half expected ‘Just like if I’m serving soup, it’s coming with a fork. I just hate spoons’

hperrin@lemmy.ca on 16 Mar 15:59 collapse

Perfect joke opportunity ruined. Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

pishadoot@sh.itjust.works on 16 Mar 19:10 next collapse

Hey fuck you buddy

hperrin@lemmy.ca on 16 Mar 19:16 collapse

With a spoon or with a fork?

brb@sh.itjust.works on 17 Mar 05:31 collapse

Why the fuck would you use fork for a cake? Do you also use a knife??

hperrin@lemmy.ca on 17 Mar 06:10 collapse

For serving, yeah. A cake knife. Do you cut the cake with a spoon?

scytale@piefed.zip on 16 Mar 05:32 next collapse

Spoon, so I can completely clean my plate. Also prevents crumbs from falling.

Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Mar 05:36 next collapse

I almost never use a fork for anything, spoon for sure. 95% of foods I eat with spoon, chopsticks, or hand.

BillyClark@piefed.social on 16 Mar 07:19 collapse

I knew a guy like that. We went to a restaurant together and he ordered a salad, and started eating it with a spoon.

Normally, when a person does something unusual, I don’t say anything, but I was surprised. It had never even occurred to me that a salad with broad leaves could be eaten with a spoon.

So slightly taken aback, I said to him, “Why aren’t you eating a salad with a fork?” And he replied, “I am accustomed to eating with a spoon.”

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Mar 06:56 next collapse

Here in Denmark, it’s almost unheard of to use anything but a teaspoon, but personally I prefer a fork.

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Buffalox@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 08:03 collapse

A small fork is generally considered the “correct” cutlery for cake in Denmark.
Obviously a teaspoon serves the purpose just as well, and those are standard to have.
And we are not a pretentious people, so many don’t even have the forks. Since they are pretty useless for anything else. So the small forks are basically superfluous.

Seems to me their only purpose is etiquette, and most Danes don’t really appreciate that when it has no purpose than the etiquette itself.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Mar 08:12 collapse

A small fork is generally considered the “correct” cutlery for cake in Denmark

I must have missed that memo, but I completely agree. It’s just the best tool for the job.

Obviously a teaspoon serves the purpose just as well

No they don’t.

And we are not a pretentious people

Neither am I. My preference is purely practical.

many don’t even have the forks

That’s fair. I only have them because I got some as a cheap “here, have this too” Christmas gift a couple years ago.

Before that, I had no idea how much better they are for the purpose than tea spoons.

Since they are pretty useless for anything else

Mostly true, but you’re allowed to own specialized cutlery, just like you’re allowed to own kitchen appliances that do a specific thing better than others that do more things.

So the small forks are basically superfluous. not strictly necessary, but DEFINITELY useful

Fixed it for you.

Buffalox@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 08:19 next collapse

I must have missed that memo

Maybe you are not old enough, such things used to be way more important half a century ago.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Mar 08:23 collapse

Yeah, half a century ago, I was minus seven years old 🤷🏻

Buffalox@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 09:00 collapse

I suppose you mean “minus” instead of minutes.
I suspected something of that sort. Back then using teaspoons was considered somewhat casual.
And now you find the old ways kind of neat. Yes the old cake fork has a slight advantage in that it can be used as a fork, and it typically has an edge to “cut” if it’s a proper one. But in reality those “advantages” don’t really matter, at least not for most people.
A cake can be cut with a teaspoon just as well, and for most cakes the fork function doesn’t really work, and in my experience the fork is used as a spoon anyway.

But hey, have fun. Do what you like. 😀

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Mar 10:20 collapse

I suppose you mean “minus” instead of minutes

Yeah, that was an autocorrect error lol

those “advantages” don’t really matter, at least not for most people.

Whether they agree with me on the relative merits of dessert forks and tea spoons, I guarantee that most people prefer to use whichever one they find most convenient.

Deciding that it doesn’t matter AT ALL to most people just because you seemingly consider using the slightly better option to be elitist compared to using an inferior (at the specific use) but more versatile utensil os a very weird take 😄

A cake can be cut with a teaspoon just as well

Nope. That’s categorically untrue.

Some might prefer a teaspoon based on other properties, but the flatter profile of the fork makes it moderately better at cutting and infinitely better at stabbing your cake like a pitchfork gathering hay.

for most cakes the fork function doesn’t really work

Again, that’s categorically untrue. More fluid-adjacent cakes might benefit from the scooping capabilities more than the stabbing and superior cutting abilities of the fork, but they’re by far the minority rather than the majority.

But hey, have fun. Do what you like

Weird thing to say after spending so much time and effort telling me how doing what I like is wrong and unpopular, but thanks for the permission, I guess 🤷🏻😄

Buffalox@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 12:14 collapse

Weird thing to say after spending so much time and effort telling me how doing what I like is wrong and unpopular,

I have no idea what your problem is? I never claimed in any way it is wrong, I also showed that it used to be way more popular than it is today.
I just state the reasons I think it kind of fell out of fashion.

but thanks for the permission, I guess

It is not a permission, that wouldn’t make any sense whatsoever. On the contrary it’s an acknowledgement of you not just following the mainstream but doing what you like.

I have no idea why you would be butthurt about any of this?

cabbage@piefed.social on 16 Mar 14:13 collapse

I moved to Denmark a few years ago, and have been picking up a line of cutlery whenever I see stuff I need in red cross stores. I have small tea spoons, big tea spoons, and one tiny cake fork.

I prefer the smaller tea spoons not only for ice cream cake, but anything served with ice cream. So typically that’s also a lot of pies. The fork is better for dry crumbly cakes, but the spoons are better for creamy cakes. I wouldn’t eat a tiramisu with a fork if I have a spoon available.

The bigger tea spoons I mostly only use for yogurt and stuff like that.

Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 07:07 next collapse

I use a mini-fork (dessert fork?)

jxk@sh.itjust.works on 16 Mar 07:15 next collapse

A little spoon (“tea spoon”)

trashcroissant@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 16 Mar 07:39 next collapse

I don’t have a preference, but the rest of my family has very strong preferences. My mom was convinced for the longest time that I was eating with the “wrong” one (I can’t remember what the “right” one is for her), so she’d always get me the “wrong” one, which is also what my sister likes. I just went along because I genuinely don’t care. Then my mom got very upset one day when I was using the “right” one, cause she was insistent that I always liked the other one. Nah, I just like cake.

jol@discuss.tchncs.de on 16 Mar 07:41 next collapse

Mostly with my hands, otherwise with a fork.

essell@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 11:43 collapse

Gotta agree. What kind of aristocrats are we dealing with here who eat cake with cutlery? 😁

18107@aussie.zone on 16 Mar 07:50 next collapse

I would eat soup with fork if could.

Iconoclast@feddit.uk on 16 Mar 08:01 next collapse

You can eat all the important bits of the soup with a fork.

18107@aussie.zone on 16 Mar 09:41 next collapse

I choose to misinterpret your definition of “important” and die of dehydration.

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 12:21 collapse

Good luck with tomato soup, squash soup, and vichyssoise to name a few.

Mothra@mander.xyz on 16 Mar 08:21 next collapse

You and I have the same spirit animal I’m sure

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 07:08 collapse

You can adopt the Chinese method of bringing the bowl up to your mouth and energetically shoveling the soup into it, then drinking the remainder.

paraplu@piefed.social on 16 Mar 07:54 next collapse

It depends on the cake. If there’s ice cream, whipped cream, or some other sort of sauce then I’d prefer a spoon.

If it’s just cake, I don’t super care.

ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Mar 08:10 next collapse

Cake is finger food. I like feeling my food whenever possible before it goes in my face hole. It adds to the experience to me, especially licking my fingers after. Very… natural feeling. Also a lot easier, usually. Social norms be damned, I’m not stabbing leafs with metal spikes, I’m picking them up with my monkey hands like evolution intended.

But more important than my love of tactile sensations, I’m just not huge on refined sugar. Usually 1-2 tbsp for my ~6 cups of coffee, if I have coffee, and that’s it, so cake is well too much sugar for me to eat any faster than pinch by pinch without getting queasy. Might as well play with it while I’m there. Icing usually has a great texture (tho the increased use of palm oil in place of actual quality oil/butter leaves an oily film on my fingers -and mouth- that I don’t care for), and the variety of cake options are great to explore digitally as well, prior to orally. I find angelfood fascinating.

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de on 16 Mar 09:08 next collapse

A fork works better for most cakes, but it may depend on the exact consistency.

Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 16 Mar 10:08 next collapse

Depends on the cake:

Hard to cut with a spoon: fork

Anything else: spoon

Codpiece@feddit.uk on 16 Mar 12:10 next collapse

Neither. What’s wrong your fingers, not bourgeois enough for you?

Patrikvo@lemmy.zip on 16 Mar 12:22 collapse

For starters, we don’t know what and whose orifices those have been in.

Codpiece@feddit.uk on 16 Mar 12:47 collapse

Well I do, they’re my fingers. And I washed them.

I’m not taking the gamble of using other peoples fingers.

Una@europe.pub on 16 Mar 15:00 collapse

I recommend adding dandruff from your hair as seasoning.

Codpiece@feddit.uk on 16 Mar 15:04 collapse

Sigh. Another kick in the teeth for us bald folks.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 12:13 next collapse

This question is why some overly clever and yet still useless fellow invented the spork.

Though, the answer for me is simple. Is Icencream involved? Spoon. No ice cream? Fork.

ClownStatue@piefed.social on 16 Mar 12:14 next collapse

Depends on the cake. For most cake, either will do, but I prefer a fork. For tres leches ice cream cake, or similar cakes, spoon.

devolution@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 13:29 next collapse

Spoon keeps more of the cake on it.

Una@europe.pub on 16 Mar 14:58 next collapse

Why not combine both, spork, best of both world.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 16 Mar 15:20 collapse

Blasphemer! The followers of the almighty Foon will erase your heretical nonsense from the earth. Foon commands you to worship no other utensil but it.

Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works on 16 Mar 15:23 collapse

Why not combine both, Fospork, best of both world.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 16 Mar 15:32 collapse

Jihad!

pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 16 Mar 15:24 next collapse

I don’t eat cake.

listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io on 16 Mar 16:45 collapse

wow way to shit on everything Marie Antoinette died for.

pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 16 Mar 17:15 collapse

I love this comment so much. 🍰

angrystego@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 15:44 next collapse

Spoon

captainlezbian@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 16:01 next collapse

I don’t. Preferences set one up for disappointment. I simply use what is offered or whichever has more clean.

Forks for ice cream fresh from the freezer though, they break into it better

Bazell@lemmy.zip on 16 Mar 17:02 next collapse

It depends on cake’s texture. Some cakes are way to soft to eat them with fork.

T156@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 06:37 collapse

An ice-cream cake is better eaten with a spoon, for example.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works on 16 Mar 17:54 next collapse

People who prefer using a spoon for (non ice cream) cake are the type of people who make a song and dance out of succumbing to temptation when they order it.

FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe on 16 Mar 22:42 next collapse

fork

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca on 16 Mar 23:27 next collapse

Is there ice cream on it or in it? Spoon. Otherwise, fork.

JoeTheSane@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 01:23 collapse

This.

Sunsofold@lemmings.world on 16 Mar 23:56 next collapse

Yes. Eating it with a knife is just too dangerous and uncomfortable.

draco_aeneus@mander.xyz on 17 Mar 01:16 collapse

You’re just skipping over the obvious choice of chopsticks, I see.

RBWells@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 01:00 next collapse

A dainty little fork, for most cakes. I make easy cakes not fancy cakes though. Ricotta cake, yogurt cake, pineapple upside down cake. Not so fluffy, more springy. Sort of a cornbread recipe, modified to make different cakes. So often it’s reasonable to cut a wedge and just eat it without a utensil.

Professorozone@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 01:29 next collapse

It seems to always be served with a fork but now that you mention it I think a spoon would be better.

Mothra@mander.xyz on 17 Mar 01:32 collapse

This is the opposite of my experience. I find usually, not always, cake comes with a spoon. I prefer a fork.

Professorozone@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 01:40 next collapse

I’m surprised to hear that. Not sure I’ve ever been given a spoon. Why do you prefer a fork? Doesn’t some fall through?

Mothra@mander.xyz on 17 Mar 03:03 collapse

It doesn’t fall any more than with a spoon, unless we are talking about something extremely crumbly such as thousand layer cake. Which to be fair is also a pain to eat with a spoon, or any kind of cutlery. I find the flat profile of the fork is excellent to cut a small portion of the cake away without upsetting the rest of the cake structure. I can’t say the same about the curve of the spoon, which forces a scooping motion that often messes up the cake. I also find that the curved edge of the spoon makes it difficult to lift any crumbs from a flat plate surface. If I can’t lift crumbs with the fork’s edge, I can always press them down flat between the prongs and lift them. The curved shape of the spoon doesn’t allow for this. Finally, I prefer how the fork feels in my mouth as opposed to the spoon.

So, these are my reasons for preferring a fork over a spoon when eating cake. Interesting to see people making a case for the opposite, but hey that’s exactly what I wanted to know.

Edit: clarification on first sentence

hperrin@lemmy.ca on 17 Mar 06:14 collapse

On a ddg image search, most images that include cutlery include a fork. Only a few include a spoon.

noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=cake+slice+on+a+plate&iar=…

Mothra@mander.xyz on 17 Mar 06:33 collapse

I’ll show this to the staff in the places I frequent next time they give me a spoon with my cake order, thanks

mavu@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Mar 01:38 next collapse

Fork of course, i’m not a barbarian.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today on 17 Mar 01:43 next collapse

Fork for everything that isn’t liquid. I actually kinda prefer chopsticks because they keep me from just shoveling shit in my gullet, and I don’t eat until I’m super full.

Thoven@lemdro.id on 17 Mar 01:46 next collapse

I prefer a spoon, but I’ve found that for most cakes a spoon isn’t long enough to take a proper vertical bite

Agent641@lemmy.world on 17 Mar 06:51 next collapse

I eat most things with a spoon, but not a regular spoon, a teaspoon. But not ass.

jonesey71@lemmus.org on 17 Mar 06:54 next collapse

I don’t normally eat cake, but when I do it is a fork. If it were pie I would do a fork for apple, but a spoon for blackberry and cherry. If someone offered me a pie that wasn’t blackberry or cherry I would re-evaluate my friendship with them.

jonesey71@lemmus.org on 17 Mar 06:56 collapse

Edit to add: My friends wouldn’t serve me cake that isn’t moist enough to cling to a fork. There are some assumptions that might be specific to my particular friend group. If your friend group delivers you dry cake you might need better friends.

Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip on 17 Mar 07:20 next collapse

A fork. The spoon is for kids and neanderthals.

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net on 17 Mar 07:29 next collapse

The noble cake fork: “Am I a joke to you?”

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 17 Mar 07:45 collapse

chopsticks.