What happens if two people are Hole-to-Hole and they both try to fart at the same time?
from sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz to nostupidquestions@lemmy.ca on 25 Nov 17:45
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mech@feddit.org on 25 Nov 17:48 next collapse

that’s how the lesser known cousin of black holes are created, brown holes.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 25 Nov 18:03 collapse

Or a failed star that turns into a gas giant … like Jupiter

mech@feddit.org on 25 Nov 20:55 collapse

I thought for a moment you were talking about…Saturn.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 25 Nov 21:18 collapse

That one was born after our sun had way too much for taco Tuesday

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 25 Nov 18:01 next collapse

You wouldn’t get a proper seal around the anuses…ani? whatever, the cornholes. So the combined farts would escape out through some path between the cheeks.

Now, for science, if you were to surgically seal the two butts together, in some sort of inverse human centipede, the fart with more force would overcome the other fart and both farts would enter the other anus. Unless they were evenly matched in force, then the farts would build in pressure in the cavity between the anusssies, until both were breached and created one long uninterrupted tube from mouth to mouth. Just as god intended.

Again, this would be done for scientific research only…

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca on 25 Nov 18:02 next collapse

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celeste@kbin.earth on 25 Nov 18:04 next collapse
ace_garp@lemmy.world on 25 Nov 20:32 next collapse

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Kolanaki@pawb.social on 25 Nov 20:33 next collapse

I’ve had the same thought but for poop.

I hate having no control over what thoughts happen in my head.

KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca on 26 Nov 00:03 collapse

looks at side bar

I feel like OP is stress testing the spirit of the rules here.

sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz on 26 Nov 00:11 collapse

I dont worry too much about that, my dear