If a happily-married and otherwise sexually-fulfilled (notwithstanding) couple run into the straight wife wanting to eat pussy once to just to experience it, how do they resolve that?
from cheese_greater@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.ca on 09 Jul 17:26
https://lemmy.world/post/49237829

Optimize for both mutual buy-in and 2nd order avoidance of divorce/subsequent marriage and sexual functioning issues after the fact

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Mickey7@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 17:29 collapse

Easy resolution. The wife must have friends. At least one of them single. Have her friend come over. They both get naked. The wife takes her time licking her friends pussy. When satisfied, as a reward for her friend, the husband ass fucks her. Takes her in the ass because fucking her pussy would be cheating

cheese_greater@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 17:31 next collapse

Theres an elegance to this solution i cant put my finger on. Very King Solomonesque

cheese_greater@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 17:34 next collapse

I like the idea of the wife arranging to have a sleep-over with a friend and the husband knowingly taking a trip or going somewhere to do something fun

while this is happening so there’s a quantum-superposition type situation where nobodies hiding what is or could be happening but nobody asks and its arguably more sexualy compelling for both to maintain the “secret”

Nothing else need change, its many guys fantasy anyway much less being allowed to witness or participate in the proceedings

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe on 09 Jul 17:51 next collapse

Hahaha

You. I like you.

cheese_greater@lemmy.world on 10 Jul 14:52 collapse

as a reward [for her friend]…husband ass fucks her

This definitely happens 🤣