Is it feasible for the world to track when a plane tries to secrete Iran's ayatollah out and shoots it down to eliminate him + his entourage?
from sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz to nostupidquestions@lemmy.ca on 12 Jan 2026 01:51
https://sopuli.xyz/post/39477995

Subborning elimination

Do it over the ocean so he gets his built in burial at sea and he’s already wrapped up in the shroud or whatever

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optissima@lemmy.world on 12 Jan 2026 02:45 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cfe4cb5c-835f-4ec1-9d59-ddcac997150b.png"> I do not condone the question, I just couldn’t resist

sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz on 12 Jan 2026 03:06 collapse

I wonder wat his fave alcoholic beverage is? Probably cognac like the rest of them.

There’s no way a dude that deep in the closet and angry all the time isn’t constantly smashed on the sauce 24/7

cecilkorik@piefed.ca on 12 Jan 2026 03:42 collapse

Of course it is feasible. It’s called assassination, it started World War 1, and it used to be off the table in most civilized countries as we were trying pursue peace and avoid global conflicts, but since nobody’s interested in acting civilized anymore and we all seem to have resigned ourselves to World War 3, I guess we might as well.

sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz on 12 Jan 2026 03:51 collapse

He’ll be out of Iran by the time it would hypothetically happen, regime change is coming in Iran. They’re sick of the bullshit, the world cant be at peace with actors such as Komeini/IRGC.

Why do you think not allowing more of his bullshit is antithetical to world peace, he’s literally one of the top bad actors/players who are financing/subborning global fuckery