Can a fart be ekshterminated or deshtroyed?
from sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz to nostupidquestions@lemmy.ca on 15 Dec 2025 23:10
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Kolanaki@pawb.social on 15 Dec 2025 23:12 next collapse

Niether matter or energy can be destroyed; only changed.

over_clox@lemmy.world on 15 Dec 2025 23:19 next collapse

You can light farts on fire, as they usually/often contain methane, but that partly depends on your diet and gut microbiome. I have no idea if burning a fart changes or eliminates the smell though.

Warning/Disclaimer: Since this only works when you ignite the fart right by the source (the anus obviously), you run a risk of the flame going into your rectum and potentially causing serious call 911 level injuries, so I don’t recommend trying that at all.

lath@piefed.social on 16 Dec 2025 00:11 next collapse

Spray disinfectant in that general direction to limit the effects.

Cruxifux@feddit.nl on 16 Dec 2025 00:27 collapse

Use axe body spray to mask the smell and annoy people even harder