Can a fart be ekshterminated or deshtroyed?
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Niether matter or energy can be destroyed; only changed.
You can light farts on fire, as they usually/often contain methane, but that partly depends on your diet and gut microbiome. I have no idea if burning a fart changes or eliminates the smell though.
Warning/Disclaimer: Since this only works when you ignite the fart right by the source (the anus obviously), you run a risk of the flame going into your rectum and potentially causing serious call 911 level injuries, so I don’t recommend trying that at all.
Spray disinfectant in that general direction to limit the effects.
Use axe body spray to mask the smell and annoy people even harder